* Posts by Paul Crawford

5667 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Mar 2007

Techie called out to customer ASAP, then: Do nothing

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Re: SLAs make work for idle hands...

Nincompoops who don't realise what they have, movers and shakers doing their majik to go some-place "better", and everyone ends up wailing and gnashing their teeth in frustration because the land wasn't actually greener on the other side.

Sounds just like Brexit

Parts of UK booted offline as Virgin Media suffers massive broadband outage

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Re: nothing to see here, move along

In general if you are in an ex-Blueyonder area then its pretty reliable as they built things properly.

Ah, good point I had not considered that side of it.

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Re: nothing to see here, move along

Same here, though I now have a City Fibre connection. Had the VM* cable connection for 20 years with excellent reliability. Others in same city on the ADSL option were crap.

[*] originally Blueyonder, then Telewest, before VM (and then without name change Liberty)

As defense tech goes commercial, does national security miss out?

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Re: Historically ?

An upvote for "high-albedo pachyderms"

Paid and legacy Twitter verification now indistinguishable

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Re: Sure

Don't forget your coat hangers

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Devil

Advertising dollars.

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Oh I am sure it can be automated, just call Susan in....oh, yes I see.

April brings tulips, taxes ... and phisherfolk scammers

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Don't Americans have the equivalent of PAYE so employers do the tax work up-front, and employees only have to do something if they have other or unusual jobs?

Why a top US cyber spy urges: Get religious about backups

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The companies that are best equipped to deal with a breach already have implemented security basics including two-factor authentication and vulnerability scanning

Which is only tangentially related. You would rewrite that as "folks who care don't do dumb shit" or similar, the key point is to have a safe verified copy of your data, ideally at another site. And said data is not modifiable by anyone on the first site, so no shared admin passwords (or AD entries) for file system snapshots, tape machine control, etc.

Virgin Orbit lays off 85% of staff as funding deal falters

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It would be interesting to see more information on Savavord's actual plans & progress.

As for "only European spaceport qualified for spacecraft using propellants" how does that compare with the Esrange Space Center's plans for launching from Sweden? As that seems to be well on its way.

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High inclination stuff is quite significant - most Earth observation satellites are in sun-synchronous orbits with around 98 deg inclination.

Traditional GEO was the moneymaker, but now most new constellations, etc, are LEO and a big portion of those in high-ish inclinations.

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For Cornwall, possibly as they really only had the horizontal launch cake to eat.

There is still hope, but very slim, that vertical launch at Sutherland on mainland north coast, or Saxavord on Shetland Islands, will bring success, but both of them are not really bringing much infrastructure to the game. They are largely a concrete plinth in the arse-end of nowhere so if the rocket fails it is very unlikely to hit anyone. The companies looking to use them, like Skyrora, are basically mobile launch vendors so they can turn up almost anywhere with a few containers and the rocket (if not in a few more containers) and they are good to go.

The real question for folks thinking this is going to usher in a golden age for UK space is much as what caused VO to fail - no real UK gov money to lubricate things (as the USA, etc pours in) and nothing compelling to develop much industry related to the sites. The scale of SpaceX means they can out bid on cost so you have to try and fine niches where someone dearly wants a launch at a time or orbit they are not offering.

Today's old folks set to smash through longevity records

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Re: "life expectancy in [the USA]"

Indeed!

I like milky coffee but if the only option are those "creamers" then I really prefer it black.

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Re: "life expectancy in [the USA]"

And, if the majority are related to suicide, then removing the guns won't change that much.

I'm not so sure that is true. Yes, some folks will always find a way to kill themselves. But a gun makes it very easy and very simple to end it all after a few drinks too many whereas in another home, without a gun, they would not have found the means to do so before they either passed out or sobered up.

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Living a long is only appealing if it is free of the problems of old age, just ask Tithonus :(

Psst! Infosec bigwigs: Wanna be head of security at HM Treasury for £50k?

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Re: Can't pay more

Liz Truss effect again?

Microsoft wants to stick adverts in Bing chat responses

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No matter what they start with, they WILL find a way to slip turds in.

Scientists speak their brains: Please don’t call us boffins

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Re: Hmmm

Really? Is 'woman' a man in disguise?

Some folks seem to get so bothered by trivia as it is easier than tackling actual real-world problems like why so few women apply for certain jobs.

EU mandated messaging platform love-in is easier said than done: Cambridge boffins

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Re: Just use Matrix and be done with it

I don't know, but I bet there are videos on the subject...

Boffins claim discovery of the first piezoelectric liquid

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Re: But why?

why were they randomly putting 1-hexyl-3-methyl imidazolium bis(trifluoromethylsulfonyl) imide in a cylinder

Gee, if you don't do that for fun then your weekends sure must be dull!

Outage rates fall, but major ones will cost more. Oh and don't bank on SLAs

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Re: SLAs - the promise that might deliver

The reality is most SLA are not even "soft, strong and absorbent", but otherwise have a lot in common.

China crisis is a TikToking time bomb

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Its not the spying, its the consequences of what you do that differ.

Sure democratic countries vary in how free and open they are, and all have limits on what it allowed (otherwise it is anarchy/failed state time) but if you don't grasp the difference then try visiting Russia and criticising Putin (jail or falling from a high window seems common outcomes), visiting China and trying to discuss Tiananmen Square, or Thailand and insult the king.

Our politicians and their policies are far from perfect, helped by idiot voters of course, but we have a great deal of freedom on simple things like ridiculing them.

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Re: Dance with the Devil

Did we ever really have human rights and freedom? I'm sure before technology governments had people eaves dropping in pubs or infiltrating dangerous groups that wanted to save beavers and stuff.

The difference now is technology allows you to hoover up ALL data and decide what to look for later, etc. In the past the limits of gov budgets meant they would struggle to keep tabs on more than a few thousand folks in total. Now it can be anyone's history and interactions up for inspection at the touch of a button.

And yet when there is some terrorist act almost always we find they were already a "person of interest" known to the authorities and so you have to wonder just how useful all of this state surveillance really is. For Google & Facebook, etc, it is useful as it makes money, they don't need any other reason to do it.

No 'decoupling' here: Apple, Samsung, and Qualcomm sing China's praises

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Follow the money and damn the ethics...

Matthew Brown Companies confirms it's in funding talks with Virgin Orbit

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Re: Playing the odds

Thing is Virgin is not the first with horizontal launch, the Pegasus launcher from the 1990s has been doing this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_Grumman_Pegasus

It mostly worked, but did not exactly set the market in to a frenzy of profits.

BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days

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Re: Compassion

Er, maybe a cock ring?

https://www.theregister.com/2016/02/10/denia_medical_emergency/

Intel bumps up core counts for 13th-gen vPro chips

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Would these Intel "must have" security features, accessible from anywhere in the world, be the same ones that the NSA disable on their own machines?

https://www.csoonline.com/article/3220476/researchers-say-now-you-too-can-disable-intel-me-backdoor-thanks-to-the-nsa.html

Russian developers blocked from contributing to FOSS tools

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I can see the point of the sanctions to a degree, a bit like excluding Russian athletes from international games as a means of reminding the nation of the consequences of its leader's actions. But I don't see that sanctioning individual FOSS contributors is that helpful and there is a danger of xenophobic attacks on Russian individuals irrespective of their support or opposition to Putin.

Possibly a better and more IT retaliation would be to route all access via one IP filter so international news access for Russian citizens is automatically part of gaining access to the rest of the world!

Putin to staffers: Throw out your iPhones, or 'give it to the kids'

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Beggars can't be choosers!

IT phone home: How to run up a $20K bill in two days and get away with it by blaming Cisco

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Re: The good old days :)

Students at the university I used to work for discovered the 'emergency phone' in the lift had no barring on it, unlike virtually all user's phones, so started making international calls from there!

How quaint in these days of fixed-price and fast(ish, depending on where you live) broadband and VoIP...

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Re: Headline

At least not 'WAN king of the road' or similar...

Germany clocks that ripping out Huawei, ZTE network kit won't be cheap or easy

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Re: Is there any proof?

Because the EU/UK basing its energy strategy on cheap Russian gas worked out so well...

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Re: I'm getting confused ...

It depends upon what threats you are worried about. If your protocols are secure in themselves (i.e. working end-end encryption, etc) then the telco equipment can't see the contents no matter how they are routed and through who's equipment. But if you have control over the equipment in a given country, for example, you can use it for several obvious activities no mater what:

- Get the metadata on who is talking to who (and in the case of mobile phone networks where they have been), useful if you want to target specific individuals, identify who works at/with a specific company or gov department, etc.

- Copy encrypted data passing within that country so in 5-10 years time, or if other leaks / cryptanalysis breakthrough / etc happen, you might be able to decrypt it.

- Bring down comms if you enter any sort of conflict where business niceties go by the wind

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Re: Needs A Re-write......

Properly vetted open-source solutions would go a long way to helping.

Not completely, as back doors can be hidden in the chips themselves, but it would make such remote interference a bit harder to do.

Google: Turn off Wi-Fi calling, VoLTE to protect your Android from Samsung hijack bugs

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Re: Wifi calling on? Really?

Sadly this is what passes for "progress" - use the cheapest solution even if it sucks donkey balls.

Eufy security cams 'ignore cloud opt-out, store unique IDs' of anyone who walks by

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Re: "working on new security protocols"

It is already possible to design safe and secure devices. It just needs folks to give a shit about it...

Here's how Chinese cyber spies exploited a critical Fortinet bug

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There are times when I am glad we have had to use open-source networking software on cheap kit instead of fancy security appliances. But having the money to be free to chose would be even nicer!

UK.gov bans TikTok from its devices as a 'precaution' over spying fears

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Re: WhatsApp

But should it be in gov at all?

The answer is clearly no due to the lack of central logging (why I suspect most politicians like it) but liked for convenience, but equally those fsckers at Facebook are now holding it so no safety there.

Microsoft picks perfect time to dump its AI ethics team

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Bing the Mercilessful

China’s Baidu claims its ERNIE chatbot reinvents the computing stack

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But can it beat the fastest milkman in the west?

Microsoft: Patch this severe Outlook bug that Russian miscreants exploited

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Re: Crap Software R Us

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor

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"The attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted email which triggers automatically when it is retrieved and processed by the Outlook client," Microsoft explained. "This could lead to exploitation BEFORE the email is viewed in the Preview Pane."

Outlook, the gift to criminals that keeps giving!

Sandia opens up ultra-fast X-ray cameras to speedy shutterbugs

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Rapid reply

1.5ns that is "wow!" like 7 times faster than the 1940s:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapatronic_camera

The US would sooner see TSMC fabs burn than let China have them

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Re: In order to stop another country from destroying you ....

Sadly yes. I think it was applied for the 6000 years before as well.

Flirting hard with India doesn't mean US is breaking up with China

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You were just about making a useful point and then said 'woke'. No breakfast involved? Downvote.

The UK's bad encryption law can't withstand global contempt

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Call thier bluf?

If Google and Apple had any backbone they could turn the the UK gov and say "fine, we will implement this client-side scanning for all UK phones and are going to have the agency doing this located in China."

If there is no flaw in your plans why are you not happy? It will be cheaper that way and the Chinese already have expertise in monitoring things :)

Catholic clergy surveillance org 'outs gay priests'

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That is what my "play partner" tells me...

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I quite like Welsh tart.

But then I'm not the messiah...

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Are you bashing the bishops?

Silicon Valley Bank seized by officials after imploding: How this happened and why

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Re: I'm affected - no pay today

Would that held deposit be covering $250k per month, or overall per year?