* Posts by Eponymous Cowherd

1596 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Nov 2007

Climate models need revising: Droughts, heat waves not such a big deal

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Re: "The absolute worst we could do is wipe out... ourselves"

I'm not a "foaming-at-the-mouth avengers-of-gaia type". I am simply aware if my insignificance in the grand scheme of time and space. You, I and, indeed, the whole Human race, exist, and will only ever exist, as an infinitely small mote with respect to the vastness of all that has been, and all there is.

The Earth has, in the past, recovered from a number of massive ecological disasters. Disasters far bigger than anything we Humans could ever inflict on it . It will certainly suffer from them in the future, whether that be from the actions of Humans (or whatever species follows us, or we evolve into), or from massive volcanism or asteroid strike (as has happened in the past).

Whatever we Humans do here and now will have little bearing on the state of the Earth's ecosystem in 4 or 5 million years time.

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Re: Re: So... (Non-resilient Humans)

The Earth has, several times, survived disasters much larger than anything we puny Humans could ever inflict on it (e.g. the K-T Event).

The absolute worst we could do is wipe out a sizeable chunk of the current plant and animal species, along with ourselves.

A couple of million years later (a mere eye-blink in geological time), the Earth will have recovered and will then proceed to get along quite nicely without us.

In the grand scheme of things we are all pointless and irrelevant. It is only our sheer arrogance that makes us believe we could ever have any long-lasting effect on the Earth.

Brit student locked up for Facebook source code hack

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Great British Justice?

Given that:-

The prosecution accepted that Mangham's actions were not maliciously intended but said they were unauthorised."

8 months in the slammer seems a bit extreme seeing that I regularly read reports in the local rag of muggers getting community service and probation, even for repeat offences.

It seems that crimes committed against "big business" by the little people is viewed by the courts as much more serious than crimes committed against the little people by big business.

Undergraduate hacks Fartbook. That's serious. Have some jail time.

BT Hacks 1000's of customers (Phorm). Nothing to see here. Move along.

Joe blogs fiddles his income tax for a few £hundred. That's serious. Have some jail time.

Vodafone fiddles its tax bill to the tune of £6 billion? We'll forget about that, shall we?

Sky flaunts F1 app with split-screen functions

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Re: Dead to me

Ditto.

Can't be arsed with half the races, and I refuse to pay several £hundred a year to the Dirty Digger for the privilege of seeing the others.

Still fuming over the underhand way the BBC, FIA and BSkyB arranged this deal. It's also particularly galling that those that do watch on Sky still have to pay the sodding BBC (via the TV licence tax) for the races that are shown exclusively on Sky.

Archos 35 Home Connect

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A weighty problem?

It looks kind of light, and has a resistive touch-screen, which will require some pressure to operate.

My concern is that, unless you hold the body of the thing with one hand, you will just shove it around the bedside table as you try to prod the screen.

Fondle my slab, baby: Inside the tactile world of Apple-fan iDating

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Re: Green Bay Packers

Green Bay Packers?

Are they anything like Fudge Packers?

Certainly no a footie team I've ever heard of......

Doctors sick of anonymous-coward NHS feedback commentards

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Frankly, I don't give a.........

"The question is whether the post attracts humourless, impatient diktators or creates them out of ordinary people."

Frankly, I don't really care. Politeness and civility costs nothing. If you can't put on a polite and civil demeanour when dealing with members of the public, particularly sick and worried members of the public, then perhaps a career change is in order.

Oh, and congratulations. You being a bona fide psychic, and all that. I mean, how else could you realise that I had no idea what role a medical receptionist performs. Adding it to my notebook right now:

Note To Self: A Medical receptionist is the gateway to the NHS. Be nice to her, no matter how awkward, rud and obstructive she is or ye will certainly DIE

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Joke

True Story.....

And an illustration of the general humourlessness of medical receptionists.

Called my Doctor ( a group practice) to make an appointment. A rather severe sounding voice answered (after the requisite 50 attempts to get through):

Receptionist: Surgery.

Me Hello. Is this the correct num........

Receptionist: This is the appointments line. Do you want to make an appointment?

Me Errr, yes pl......

Receptionist:Which Doctor?

MeWell, I'd prefer a medical one.

Receptionist:What?

Me A medical doctor, as opposed to a Witch Doctor........

CLICK.....

Me Hello? Hello?......

This is a test

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WTF?

Huh?

I try a few things out and some twatspanner downvotes me?

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Hmmm, Interesting.......

test

Link Raspberry Pi

Italic?

This text is bold

This text is strong

<big>This text is big</big>

<pre>

for i = 1 to 10

print i

next i

</pre>

This text is emphasized

This text is italic

<small>This text is small</small>

This is<sub> subscript</sub> and <sup>superscript</sup>

<pre>

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Demand for safety kitemark on software stepped up

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Software "kitemark"?

[Finally, and most controversially, MPs want to see "safety standards on software sold within the EU, similar to those imposed on vehicle manufacturers"]

Fine. So long as the punters are willing to pay for that.

The "kitemark" suggests some kind of approval process by an outside body. This will cost money. Lots of money. The Microsofts, Oracles, Adobes will be able to afford this because of the volumes they ship, but this kind of requirement will kill small, innovative, developers.

And, after all that, it probably won't improve anything. Testing software for vulnerabilities is a bit like Catch 22. You can test for a vulnerability if you know about a particular attack vector. How do you test for a vulnerability you (or anyone else) doesn't know about? The "Kitemark" can only be as good as those doing the testing and it is more than likely that whole swathes of "kitemarked" software will fall victim to the next zero day attack.

Then what happens? The software, despite being "kitemarked" has proved vulnerable. As now, the developer will fix the vulnerability, but will then have to re-submit for testing at more expense.

Other considerations: Software, unless bespoke, is licensed, not sold. Is this relevant? Can Free be considered "sold for nothing? If so then wave goodbye to free software. If not, then buy my fully tested and approved "Hello World" app for £50 and get my super photo editor for free.

New forum Wishlist

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WTF?

Where?

All I see is:-

Posted Thursday 2nd February 2012 13:18 GMT #

With the # being the permalink.

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My wishlist.......

Subscript <sub> and superscript <sup> for, e.g. H2SO4, E=MC2, etc.

Some way of telling who is replying to who. A "In reply to" link would do.

Bill Gates' ass slams into iPhone

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OY!

Keep your hands off my ass!

Fanboi Wars

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Coat

Tarka Masala?

Like Tikka Masala, but a little otter.

Dumb salesmen are hurting us – Nokia CEO

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Re: Actually

***"WinMob was a pretty decent stab at a phone OS"****

I have two phone on the desk in front of me. An HTC Sensation (Android) and an HTC Touch Pro 2 (Windows Mobile 6.5).

There is *absolutely* no comparison with regard to general usability. Windows Mobile is just so clunky, awkward and unfriendly.

Windows Mobile was a half-hearted stab at a phone OS bodged from a PDA OS. As the operating system for an early "noughties" PDA, it did the job. As the OS of a 2010+ "smartphone" its frightful.

As a smartphone OS, Windows Phone is actually very good, but, in the light of the momentum of iOS and Android, it is *way* too little, *way* too late.

Netflix vs Lovefilm

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Quality

On the devices we use:-

Wii: Hardwired network: 480p component into a 42" LG TV: Obviously SD quality, but considerably superior to Freeview. Though Freeview is 576p, the compression artefacts give a much lower subjective resolution. No problems with buffering or quality drop.

Android: HTC Sensation: Very good quality on the phone, but appears blocky when plugged into the HDMI dock (same TV as above). Does seem to drop quality occasionally (becomes pixelated) rather than stopping to buffer.

In comparison to the other VOD service on those two devices (BBC iPlayer), it is *far* superior with regard to quality and reliability.

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Netflix

Better quality and can be used on 5 of our devices (Windows PC, Wii, 2 Android phones and an iPhone 3GS). LoveFilm only works on the Windows box.

Of course, as Bill Gates (IIRC) once said, "content is King". If Netflix don't add some decent new content I won't be renewing.

Feds: Apple, Google, Adobe, Intel, Pixar had wage-fixing no-poach pact

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Let the chairs bear witness.....

That Microsoft wasn't involved.

HTC Explorer budget smartphone

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Not the same processor

This thing has an MSM7225A ARMv7-A (Cortex) based cpu, whereas the Blade has an MSM7227 (ARM11) ARMv6 based cpu.

So you *should* get more grunt per MHz from this and it *should* be able to run Flash.

Vauxhall prices up Ampera e-car for Blighty

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e-car grant

I have no objections to the e-car grant being used to bring the price of cars like the Ampera or Nissan Leaf down to around the price of an equivalent conventional car.

But I object to using tax money to reduce the price from mind-bogglingly ridiculous to unbelievably ridiculous. This is using ordinary tax payers, most of whom couldn't afford the Ampera, to subsidise those who could probably afford the unsubsidised price, anyway.

Cupertino lawyers mull 'driPhone' name ban

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Already happened....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/05/applecorp_settles_applecomputer/

and Apple Corps got its arse reamed.

NASA halts 'naut flogging Apollo 13 notebook

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If not......???

***".....if specifically covered by the employment contract/T&C. If not......"***

Then, in the US, if not specifically mentioned in the employment contract, the work-made-for-hire doctrine usually applies.

Having said that, given that the Apollo missions were of such public interest, I'd be very surprised if the Astronauts didn't have specific IP clauses in their contracts.

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No, actually

If you write something as an employee then is is generally taken that the copyright is with the employer (i.e. the person / entity that paid you to write it or, rather, was paying for your time *when* you wrote it). You do, however, have the right to be identified as the author.

So it is possibly the reverse that is true. Lovell could very well claim ownership if NASA new he had the book for all those years but didn't do anything about it, but the material written in it is likely (c) NASA or (c) USN

Lets hope that they can come to some amicable agreement. Possibly a covenant attached to the sale that the book must be made available on permanent loan to an American museum where it can be viewed by the public. That way Jim Lovell gets his money and the American People get to see the book.

BTW, if you have never done it, do watch the Apollo 13 movie (DVD) with Jim Lovell's cometary switched on. The only instance I know where the commentary adds something to the story itself.

Netflix goes live in Blighty

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Not too bad.....

Trying out Netflix on Wii and Android. Quality pretty good on both. On the Wii, connected using a component video cable (480p) the picture looks better than most Freeview channels, the lack of obvious compression artefacts more than making up for the slightly lower resolution (480p as opposed to 576p) and certainly better than the BBC iPlayer "channel" (again, much less evidence of compression artefacts). Looks very nice on Android, though I note that owners of lower spec handsets have been complaining about sound synch issues. Playback OK on an iPhone 3G, though the UI seems a little "laggy" and slow to respond.

Regarding the content, mostly older stuff, but plenty I'm interested in and well worth signing up for the free trial period. The complete set of Firefly episodes makes that worthwhile in itself, and there appears to be all episodes of the hilarious (IMHO) Coupling.

I'll keep an eye on the new additions as the trial month progresses. If it appears that there will be enough to keep me interested for the following month, I'll stay signed up, otherwise I'll cancel.

All in all, not a bad start.

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FAIL

Sign out of my non existent Facebook account?

Fail yourself!

I don't have a Facebook account. I don't want a Facebook account. If you could have been arsed to read my post you would know that I don't have a Facebook account and, therefore, could not have been signed into my Facebook account (on the account of me not having an account).

It turns out the problem was browser related. When I tried in IE8, I got the sign in. In Firefox it seems to think you are signed into Farcebook, even if you aren't.

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Firefox Broken

It seems that the sign up page is broken in Firefox (6.0.2). You *do* get the eMail option in IE8.

Fail, because someone should have tested it.

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Farcebook

It looks like Netflix have changed their signup page as there appears to be no eMail signup link any more. Even selecting the links from the many "you don't need Facebook to sign up" pages (e.g.:- https://signup.netflix.com/?locale=en-GB#useemail) still land you on the Facebook signup page.

Quite interested in NetFlix, but not by signing up for Facebook. They'd have to pay ME £6 a month for *that*!!!

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New Channel

Its available as a Wii "Channel" from the Wii shop channel. Downloaded and fired it up, but it just said "coming to UK soon".....

Apple shoots for Premier League soccer streaming rights

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And it would continue to be shafted by the BBC....

The BBC gets your licence fee whether they show all, some or no races. You have to pay the BBC to watch F1 *live* in the UK irrespective of who *else* you also have to pay, be it Sky or Apple.

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More like courtesy of the BB sodding C

Can't really blame Sky when the BBC was so eager to bend over and take it right up the jacksey.

Steve Jobs action figure set for shop shelves

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Yep, just you.....

Feeling so ronery?

Apple accused of starving French reseller of hot stock

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and usually......

in an alternate orifice.

Hasbro sues Asus over Transformer Prime moniker

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There is nothing "cool".....

about an adult playing with an action figure.

Deep-fried planets discovery offers hope for Earth’s future

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Headmaster

His Ian McShane what?

I have to ask.....

The Best of El Reg 2011 now on Kindle

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A tad pricey.....

for a bunch of recycled news stories, even if they are from The Register.

Since I have owned a Kindle, I have developed a kind of psychological e-book price barrier at £5. £4.99, I'm sold, above that, forget it.

Nissan Leaf battery powered electric car

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A second town car.....

for £25 grand?

A very limited market, I'd say.

The "thing" with a "second car" is that, as is suggested, it is used, primarily, for short journeys.

All I want from a car that fulfils that role is something dirt cheap and basic. I'm not looking for comfort, gadgets or performance because I'm only going to be in it for less than an hour (usually much less).

Our second car is a Matiz. Its gutless, unrefined, unsophisticated, with a nasty, plasticity interior. But it fulfils its role as "second car" perfectly. It cost a shade over £5K. Add to that the running costs for the next 10 years (fuel, tax, insurance, servicing, repairs) and it is still not going to add up to the purchase price of the Leaf.

Electric cars. For green nuts with wads to spare.

BT's gift to Google: A patent war over ads and Android

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Edit:

Please provide us with and acceptable telephone service rather than waste money trying to sue Google.

Jedi light-sabre beats Taser in Oregon parking-lot fracas

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Oh, do get real....

As if plod wouldn't have fitted their cells with transport inhibitors......

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They HAD to taser him.

They shoot people with replica guns because they look real.

Same goes for light sabres. I mean, that cop would have looked pretty silly sans arm/leg/head if he'd made the wrong decision.

Better safe than sorry, I say.

Feds propose 50-state ban on mobile use while driving

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Enforceability

Agree with the enforcement bit. There is a stretch of road near my home where there are frequent accidents, many serious, and a couple of deaths.

It was a national speed limit zone (60mph, for those outside the UK), the local council dropped that to 40mph, in light of one fatality. The accidents continued. They now want to reduce it to 30mph. Will is make any difference? Not a chance.

All the speed limit does is inconvenience law-abiding drivers, who will feel compelled to toodle along at 30mph, while the boy-racers will ignore the 30mph limit (just as they ignored the 40mph limit) and blast along at 70mph+ (the wazzock in the last crash was estimated to be doing 75mph).

In all the time I have used this road (at least twice a day for the last 20 years), I have *never* seen a speed trap or police car. There is no point introducing a law if Plod is unwilling or unable to enforce it.

FCC (finally) cracks down on BLARING! TV! ADS!

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Drat, drat, and double drat.

Get that pigeon. The infinitely annoying "funky" pigeon.

All those ads do is make me reach for the shotgun, with an overwhelming desire to go and blast as many of the annoying flying rats out of the sky as I possibly can.

iOS finally gets Palm compatibility

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Yep, absolutely atrocious,

I mean, fancy turning on your device only to see a boring grid of icons.......

Oh, wait.

While I admit that Palm lost its way, the early Palm devices were cracking pieces of kit. I Had a Palm V, followed by a m515 and a T3. The V and m515 did exactly what they were supposed to, and did it well with Kindle style battery life. The T3 was a disappointment. Powerful for its time, but the build quality was awful. The slider fell apart in a couple of months (screws kept falling out) and the screen became impossible to calibrate within 18.

Also had a Fossil Wrist PDA. Pretty crap as a watch or PDA, but an interesting geek toy. Klingon watch face, anyone?

ASA upholds customer complaint against eBuyer

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This is the way it works.

DO

_____Make outlandish claims.

_____Sell shedloads of kit on the basis of those outlandish claims.

_____End ad campaign.

_____Get told off by ASA

WHILE ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE

ASA. A toothless waste of space.

New Turing petition calls for criminal pardon

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He should be exonerated.

A "pardon" is to forgive a crime. Turing did nothing that required forgiveness. While Turing was convicted for breaking the law of the time, it has been shown that that law was unjust.

Therefore, IMHO, he, and other convicted of the same offence, should be exonerated, not merely pardoned.

Apple probed by EC antitrust arm over ebooks market

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Pros and cons.

@+++ath0

The "con" is being expected to pay more for an eBook than the hardback version of the same title. An eBook that often has serious formatting problems and is doesn't appear to have been proof read. It seems these publishers think OCRing a book and releasing it as-is is good enough to, not only ask, but demand a premium price.

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Abso-bloody-lutely

If its illegal for publisher to fix paper book prices, it should be illegal for them to dictate e-book prices.

'I'm the first to admit that we've made a bunch of mistakes'

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Nana Visitor....

Always made me think of Meals on Wheels.......

Fuel taxes don't hurt the world's poor - they don't have cars

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Nicely put

@Citizen Kaned:

Well put. Similar situation to me.

Every morning the alam goes off at 6AM and I'm out of the house by 6:20. Don't get home until about 19:30. Public transport not an option (doesn't run at that time of the morning) and would mean getting home at 20:30 in the evening (I did look into it).

Its all very well whining and saying we car-commuters are the problem, but its a choice of car or benefits and I'd rather be a working, tax-paying, self supporting "problem" than a sit-on-my-arse-and-scrounge-off-the-state kind of problem.

El Reg's life of Steve Jobs - now available on Kindle

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And at a reasonable price, too.....

Unlike the "official" more-expensive-than-the-hardback-price-fixed-by-the-publisher bio:-

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Steve-Jobs-Exclusive-Biography-ebook/dp/B005J3IEZQ

Notice its published by Hachette Digital, currently being probed by the EU. Not guilty of price fixing noooooo. Perish the thought.