* Posts by Mage

9273 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Nov 2007

The Google Home Mini: Great, right up until you want to smash it in fury

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Re: av receiver has a bluetooth in

But direct 3.5mm cable is actually better quality and lower latency than Bluetooth, which is an extra pair of codecs.

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Re: According to a presentation

Why would I believe a marketing presentation, EVER. Especially one from a Tech Giant.

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Facepalm

Therapy

"Our house has a range of smart home devices: Nest and Ecobee thermostats, August smart locks, Ring doorbells, several smart cameras, and smart power sockets and light switches and so on."

I think you have a much bigger problem than trying to review Google Mini.

Aviation industry hits turbulence as Airbus buys into Bombardier’s new jetplanes

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Re: NI Jobs

La la land / Cloud cuckoo. Airbus won't preserve the NI jobs. Airbus has paid zero and the Canadian Government must be relieved. Canada unlike UK is moving toward Europe and EU. They have done an EU trade deal and are an associate in the ESA (the EU help funds it, but not all members of ESA are in EU and not all EU members are in ESA).

ESA and Canada is important to Airbus. Not NI. Besides Airbus has a plant in Seattle (?), not N.I.?

Release the KRACKen patches: The good, the bad, and the ugly on this WPA2 Wi-Fi drama

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Re: HTTPS Everywhere' in Chrome

Except Chrome is Google spyware. No thanks.

Anyway, that's a pointless plugin.

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IoT, old consoles

Old Android, old iOS, old Windows and embedded / IoT gadgets will never get patches. Old Nintendo handhelds etc already could not be used on properly set up WiFi as they didn't do WPA2 / AES, only TKIP etc.

My linux laptop WiFi is patched already, last night. Need to check everything else.

WPA2 KRACK attack smacks Wi-Fi security: Fundamental crypto crapto

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Pirate

Only possible comment

Arrrgggh!

Well, I recommended to business last month to only use ethernet cables, though it was for performance. Sigh.

Xperia XZ1: Sony spies with its MotionEye something beginning...

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Re: Ah memories...

Sony was only not called Sony for a short while. They decided to market transistor sets to USA in 1950s and adopted Sony name.

I'd like their portable transistor reel to reel portable of about 1960. Spring driven wind up tape transport (an idea first on a late 1940s German battery valve reel to reel).

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Re: Real world usage @Brangdon

I have a Sony Ericsson LT15i

It's very good, though only Android 4.0.4

However while this phone makes the iPhone look stupidly expensive, I don't use data, except to occasionally add an App. I don't need a keyboardless pocket netbook. I have two tablets, laptops, PCs, servers

Drat I'm on battery. Storm Ophelia. UPS on Internet

OnePlus privacy shock: So, the cool Chinese smartphones slurp an alarming amount of data

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I thought

It was Eve that watched Alice and Bob in the bath?

El Reg was invited to the House of Lords to burst the AI-pocalypse bubble

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Happy

Brilliant

Even harder than the amazing things a five year old can do, which we have no idea how, is changing the perception of politicians. Harder to get sensible decisions than true AI?

I can't see any advance in AI since 1980s and the slow HW claim was a 1960s or 1970s fallacy. If the SW existed and HW was too slow, you'd get real AI, but slowly. Real AI doesn't exist and might never exist. It might be a class of problem we can't even analyse, much less engineer an implementation.

Sniffing substations will solve 'leccy car charging woes, reckons upstart

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PR spin?

"“Currently, electricity network operators don’t have enough information about how much spare capacity there is on local electricity networks."

Maybe some don't. I don't believe it's true in most of Europe.

Anyway, if EV was something regular people could afford rather than something subsided for the rich there isn't even a 1/100th of the capacity needed.

The Irish network operator has been told to sell its EV charging points, or find some other way to fund them. Ordinary electricity users are paying as they are subsidized by about €25 M a year. I've seen such a point once, so imagine how much that subsidy would be if they were as common as petrol stations.

Also no "fuel" tax, unlike any other method of transport. A hidden subsidy unless we had cheap fusion power, or wave power economics & technology was solved.

Leaky-by-design location services show outsourced security won't ever work

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Re: Nope, not on Facebook.

I'd be very surprised if the Privacy exploiting companies don't analyse data uploaded before they publish it stripped. After all, they don't want their competitors trawling their site capturing all that lovely data.

Rattled toymaker VTech's data breach case exiting legal pram

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Devil

Scum.

My advice to parents:

1) Don't buy kids toys that connect to internet

2) Don't let kids use sites that require any personal information

3) Don't buy kids the fake "learning" laptops that have a tiny screen

Calm down, Elon. Deep learning won't make AI generally intelligent

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Re: Chinese Room

"Machines may be made so that they computationally model the brain, but that doesn't necessarily mean they'll have minds."

It's not at all proved that we can model the brain even of a cockroach. We don't actually know how they work, only some of the reactions and responses in them. There is a lot of nonsense (c.f. dead fish response in scanner). We can't even agree how to define intelligence and if corvids are really smarter or not than some mammals or even monkeys at some tasks. People argue about vocabulary (parrots, corvids, dolphins and apes probably have it) and Language and even the origins of grammar. People can't agree if Chomsky is right or wrong (many don't want to believe what he claims).

Computer Neural networks have little in common with real brains. If anything.

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Boffin

Re: "AI is more artificial idiot than artificial intelligence"

Because in any reasonable definition of AI, we don't have a single AI system. It's marketing spin to call any of them Intelligent or learning. They are artificial and machines.

How many times can Microsoft kill Mobile?

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Angel

Re: Andromeda: Apple

For all that Apple is overpriced one thing they had right for 2007 till recently:

iOS and MacOS were totally different GUIs for different kinds of use/screen. They maybe need to rethink the latest versions of MacOS a little and think harder about the big iPads and the surface like big tablet with pen, keyboard and iOS.

iOS/iPhone is maybe a bit to restrictive, but it's well suited to the main use & target market. MacOS is still quite well suited to its target market. Windows 10 is a disaster for the most important markets for it, content creators, SOHO, SME and Enterprise. Especially legacy Windows business applications. That is 99% of the market for Windows, yet it seems aimed at content consuming users buying iPads or Android Tablets. MS, that is NOT your market. You are enraging and crippling business users trying to address it. Look how well merging desktop & phone has worked! Once upon a time in North America Win CE had 22% on pocket devices, you have pushed it to 0.3% or less and seriously damaged the laptop/desktop and server market.

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Andromeda

Win CE using win3.x and win 95 GUI was stupid

Win8 using Zune GUI was stupid.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ONE GUI SUIT EVERYTHING. IT'S BLOODY INSANE.

TVs, Desktop/laptop, small phones, big tablets, POS etc need quite different GUIs.

Ever tried using Spreadsheet or full wordprocessing on a big tablet with no keyboard and Mouse? Makes no difference if Win10 or Android. It's crap till you plug in the keyboard and mouse.

Ever tried using an app really designed for phones on an 11" tablet or 21" Windows 10 All in one Touch screen? It's crap.

You tried using phone or PC on 43" TV 8 feet away? Tried using a remote with stupid Android TV on a 32" TV 6 ft away, it's crap.

By all means use same underlying OS, such as drivers, filesystem and kernel, but only a moronic egotistical company inflicts SAME GUI on every device.

Also if it's got a different GUI and can't run same drivers and apps, DON'T give it the same name.

I'm glad Ubuntu is ditching the Unity stupidity that was trying to do the Win8/Win10/Zune/Metro/UWP/Modern UI garbage idea on phones and desktop.

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Happy

Any hope, a silver lining

It would be nice if they ditched all the touch screen and phone OS crap from Win10. Made it just like a modern version of NT4.0.

Approx 1 pixel wide highlight on two sides and 1 pixel shadow on opposite two sides. Anything clickable a button of some kind rather than plain flat icons and plain flat text by a web designer designing something better suited to a paper brochure than a web site.

An OS GUI should NOT look like a badly designed overly flat website.

Consistent & logical locations for all settings

Stop making base version totally crippled.

German Firefox users to test recommendation engine 'a bit like thought-reading'

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Stupid

Really they don't get it do they?

We don't need a clone of Chrome / Google.

I even turn off all search / guessing etc in URL box and use search without guess ahead.

I also use 52 ESR, Classic Theme Restorer, a user agent switcher (because of idiot sites that hide downloads based on your OS) and NoScript.

Mozilla are neither developing what people think they want, nor what would be useful.

Hipster disruptor? Never trust a well-groomed caveman with your clams

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Happy

Ahhh...

Lovely.

Legacy clearout? Not all at once, surely. Keeping tech up to snuff in an SMB

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possessing and running an in-house email platform is the first sign of madness,

What about privacy, security and client data laws?

What about access when the internet is down? Big issue as small companies may only have a single domestic ISP connection.

European Commission refers Ireland to court over failure to collect €13bn in tax from Apple

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Boffin

Re: Race to the bottom

Apple seems to have paid about 0.1% tax. About 1/100th of what Ireland taxes are supposed to be.

Ireland has started a court case already in an attempt to show goodwill to Apple, MS, Google, PayPal, ebay, Uber, Amazon, IBM, Intel etc.

I imagine Ireland will lose both cases. The other issue is that due to the Leprechaun Economics fake GDP engendered by these USA parasites (partially caused by stupid USA tax policies and high corporate rates and stupider occasional amnesties that reward dragon hoard behaviour) is that Ireland has changed from a net recipient to contributor to EU budget; so Ireland needs to start enforcing their own tax laws. EU needs to block UK and Dutch Caribbean area tax havens. Also put pressure on Luxembourg, Liechtenstein and Switzerland.

The International Corporate tax holidays are coming to an end.

White House plan to nuke social security numbers is backed by Equifax's ex-top boss

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Re: You needed to have multiple forms of ID

Still do need multiple ID to open an account, or to get additional ID (new Social Services Card or driving licence), inc utility bills to your address in Ireland. Then they post to the address. Some ID only accepted if you have Birth Cert too. EU anti-money-laundering laws. Preventing Money Laundering doesn't seem to apply to activities of major London based Financial institutions or major international companies stockpiling money in places like UK controlled Bahamas.

Now which pocket is my passport? Some countries even belatedly plugging hole of using dead people's birth cert to get passport. (see this 1971 manual)

Microsoft shows off Windows 10 Second Li, er, Mixed Reality

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Re: Windows 10 Fall Creators Update

No, I momentarily read Windows 10 Second Lier and thought surely Liar is the proper spelling.

Then I woke up.

Roku tweaks Apple's nose with telly-friendly vid-streaming boxes

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Re: This is only for TVs running Roku software

But Apple's "Apple TV" product has no screen and no tuners. Also always been inferior to the Roku product. Essentially "Apple TV" profits are a rounding error compared to iPhone profits.

Comparing Apples and something not even a fruit.

If your TV has no local compatible broadcast tuner it is a Monitor. Most Monitors are very limited in TV broadcast video mode support, especially the majority of the world which uses 25i and 50p. Also Broadcast HD is often not 1920 x 1080.

Silicon Valley products have in Analogue and now Digital TV era been poor or zero support for outside North America / Japan. Which is the majority of the world.

Support for program guides is good.

Re: ASTC.

I'm sure important for those in North America without cable / satellite. US Cable is DVB-C, most Satellite is DVB-S (or S2) and outside China, Japan and NA, most Broadcast TV via an aerial is DVB-T (or T2).

It's true though that Digital is worse than Analogue Broadcast for multiple standards.

Forget the 'simulated universe', say boffins, no simulator could hit the required scale

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Simluator

Why do some people want to believe we are in a simulator?

Is it part of their Transhumanism "Religion"?

Coat has Occam's razor in pocket.

At last, someone's taking Apple to task for, uh, not turning on iPhone FM radio chips

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nor any suitable antennas

Because as a Fashion Statement, with no technical merit, Apple don't fit the 3.5mm jack since iPhone 7. The earphone cable is the VHF-FM aerial on anything small.

This is not an issue the FCC should be involved with. Phones are not sold as broadcast FM Radios, though personally I'd only buy one that has the function. Most phone FM radios are far better than any portable AM/FM set or any DAB Radio with FM available in normal retail outlets.

Microsoft gives all staff a marked-up 'Employee Edition' of Satya Nadella's new book

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Re: wrong end of the stick.

Cunningly the Lenovo I have uses Fn Esc to give either logic! Default is function key is not special.

An LED shows which way round it is. Stupidly though the dot on 'i' of Thinkpad on lid and inside is an LED yet there is no CapsLock LED. So I set pressing both shift keys together to be Caps Lock and the Capslock to be UNIX Compose and a notification tray for the three missing keyboard state LEDs

So Lenovo doesn't quite have the keyboard right.

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Re: FN+F5

On my Lenovo, both on Windows AND Linux, the FN+F5 "reduces screen backlight brightness".

On my stupid Win 10 Tablet/Netbook it does "reduce audio volume". I've tested Debian on it, but the screen rotation gets touch screen direction wrong.

This seems very weird.

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Re: Azure. A Cloud for all.

With rain.

Hence the logo that looks like a tent.

There is "no silver lining" to computer clouds.

I'll get my waterproof jacket.

3D selfies? What could possibly go wrong?

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Above the belt?

You mean above the neck.

I'd have used lighting / highlight / shadow cues for a particular face coupled to a database of ethnic head shapes related to face outline (chin shape), eye shape etc. Morph the best match database head to fit position of cheeks, eyes, mouth, nose and face outline etc.

I don't see why ML or CNN is needed.

Why doesn't it do the hair line / hair interface better?

EasyJet: We'll have electric airliners within the next decade

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Re: Well....

Not in anything other than good weather.

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In 10 years it is possible that some very short-haul aircraft might be flying on passenger routes.

Maybe one that can carry one person for 200m?

It's bonkers.

UK Home Office re-bans cheap call gateways because 'terrorism'

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Re: Oh dear

It's probably an illegal ban, but UK is leaving every institution*, so they can.

(* They can leave UN and International courts a lot more easily than the EU)

Fresh chips from Intel (yay?) at 14nm (awww)

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Boffin

14nm, 10nm, 7nm

It's not the real device geometry in the sense that 90nm was, or even 45nm. The size now refers to smallest feature, so it is largely PR rather than as significant as device shrinkage in the past.

Sigfox doesn't do IP and is therefore secure, says UK IoT network operator

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Re: IR remote, but I'll never get it to DDOS something without touching

Using a laser or high power LED array you only need LOS.

Many devices have service modes (esp later model CRTS). You can prevent the gear working or change player region. Set evil LNB parameters etc on satellite receiver.

It's DOS, not DDOS. Sometimes there is default PIN that's not been changed.

Anyway the point is that Sigfox has given no reassuring tech info, it's a buzz word laden PR.

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Fantasy Gobbeldegook.

" "Sigfox-enabled devices have a built-in behaviour; when this requires data to be transmitted or received, a device will communicate via a radio message. Each message is picked up by several access stations and is delivered to the Sigfox cloud network over a secure VPN, which then relays it to a predefined destination, typically an IoT application. Because Sigfox devices don't have IP addresses, they are not addressable for rogue hackers to gain access.""

This is nonsense on many levels.

1) The Cloud uses IP and I doubt is secure.

2) None of my 433MHz RF devices, 864MHz devices, IR Remotes use IP and are not secure.

3) Native GSM isn't secure and doesn't use IP. they are using out of date broken encryption

4) 3G could be secure, but they don't bother, they are using out of date broken encryption. Internet traffic (IP) is a layer on top.

The voice, 3G video and SMS isn't currently secure. Many embedded devices use non-IP 245Kbps 3G modes or even 14.4K GSM modem modes.

Not using IP doesn't make anything secure. VPNs only protect the link, not endpoints or apps.

Oyster cards and other NFC "wireless devices" don't use IP and are not secure. Contactless payment cards and RFID price tags are not secure (tech designed to replace barcodes in warehouses, so security wasn't in the design, added later).

Barcodes and QR codes are not secure and don't use IP. Such fun to be had printing your own QR stickers for the shops ...

Hotter than the Sun: JET – Earth’s biggest fusion reactor, in Culham

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Re: final PACER reactor concept was: make a big cave

The same folks that designed Project Orion?

Did Footfall inspire Orion or vice versa?

Want to keep in contact with friends and family without having to sell your personal data?

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Japan & China

This kind of dedicated product was mature and popular in Asia more than 10 years ago and not sold in UK because culturally people didn't want video chat. Video chat was supposed to be the killer app for 3G when it was launched.

About everyone over 8 and certainly over 12 has a smartphone now in the West. I know people in their late 80s that can use video chat on phone or PC.

This idea of dedicated hardware is 15 years late and too niche.

AI in Medicine? It's back to the future, Dr Watson

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Facepalm

sounds like Expert Systems Mk.2

Actually, having been involved with "AI" and Expert Systems in the 1980s, I've thought for the last year that all these new systems are just "Expert Systems Mk.1" with "big data", often inappropriately obtained and with little third party validation.

I don't see the big improvement in "Speech Recognition."

Also why is today's spelling checkers and grammar checkers not noticeably better to programs I was using 30 years ago on DOS and CP/M. Frankly rubbish. Proof reading still needs expert humans.

You forgot that you hired me and now you're saying it's my fault?

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Windows

I feel your pain

I can't explain, as it would totally identify me and three companies would be very upset.

I wasn't a freelancer, but seconded from a 4th company. Who might be upset too if the debacle was in print.

Cloud washes Dell off perch atop storage market

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Explain the Cloud

How is a backup that some third party at a data centre you've never seen, at an unknown location by a company doing this because it profitable actually a backup?

Where is the audit of vendor claims. What actually is the Cloud vendor claiming?

I think a lot of companies have given up on disaster planning and recovery. People are going to lose their data.

Say Hello to my little friend: Nest blasts IoT world with doorbell, home security gear

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Toy security

Only wired sensors are viable.

Wireless ones are a false installation time economy (they actually cost more).

Programming in the Middle Ages: Docker makes a lovely pair of trousers

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Re: QUBAL : teletypes?

Even later doing Fortran we used hand printing on coding forms. Trusted students doing Fortran could punch their own cards using a machine with not very many keys, or a slower but quicker to master giant dymo style punch with an alphanumeric punch. But that was later and not QUB.

The only QUB teletype I ever used was at an Expo thing in the Botanic Gardens (or near it) and running a poker dice program. I never got near a teletype till my first job, and didn't use it there either. My first real time computer access was on a Z80 development board and also an Apple II with a Z80 card (Why did it get written as Apple ][ ?). I should have bought an S100 machine.

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Re: OPC

Named Pipes

The example didn't work because it assumed a nul security descriptor was a nil pointer. It's not, it's a pointer to a security token that says "this thing isn't bothering with user accounts".

NT Security is much misunderstood.

EVENTUALLY, I figured how to use a named pipe from a DOS program (DOS with MS TCP/IP!) to an NT Server creating Named Pipes.

Also you can create Named pipes on any version of NT Workstation*, but not on Win32s on Win3.x, or Win9x, or ME (they can only be clients like DOS) proving that they are rubbish.

[*Win2K, XP, Vista, Win7, Win8.x Win10]

Unix/Linux has a mechanism similar to Named Pipes, also for local or network use.

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Re: QUBAL

Precursor to pascal (so I'm told). Queens University Belfast Algorithmic Language (maybe).

Tony Hoare supposedly worked on it, then Pascal. Wirth went on to Modula-2 and Oberon, Hoare was involved with Occam and I never heard what Jensen did after Pascal, or what the QUB and ETH connection was.

All too long ago. I write novels now instead of programs. It was sad seeing UL using Modula-2 as Pascal and not explaining Modules, Procedure types, anonymous vs explicit types, virtual functions, dynamic arrays and co-routines and all the other stuff that Modula-2 has that Pascal hasn't. Pascal, like BASIC (Beginners cut down Fortran, clue in acronym) was only intended for teaching. Then they switched to C and Java. Meh, might be useful in the market place, but is it computer science?

I can write ForTran or Modula-2 programs in nearly any language.

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I'd suspected this for years.

The image is Verity's granddaughter/grandniece.

Now if she worked on development of Qubal, she's older than me.

Lovely piece, good to see her back on form. Reminds me a little of JP's Chaos Manor column at its heyday, though it was a HW abuser's perspective.

'All-screen display'? But surely every display is all-screen... or is a screen not a display?

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Re: Sony and Ericsson parted ways in 2012

It's an old phone and still goes fine.

Honest, it says Sony Ericsson on the front and Xperia on the back. It's a Z1, but I do see the Z1 on wikipedia only says Sony on the front. Maybe for Ireland / UK markets they were slow to change the branding.

I think mine is just a little younger than my iPhone 4s. Both got S/H. €50 for the Sony and free for the iPhone 4s.