* Posts by Mage

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Forget DeepFakes. This robo-Rembrandt with AI for brains is not bad at knocking off paintings

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This is not AI

Obviously they call it "AI" because of fashion.

Neural networks (in computer terms) also still have nothing much in common with biological neural networks.

I'm not much impressed with this idea whatever they call it.

'Massage parlour' location looks like Amazon stealth-testing secret new wireless network

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FCC captured

It would make more sense for it to be ISM, like WiFi band. Make it illegal for Mobile operators to use it or WiFi. FCC greed & Mobile Greed.

Femto cells on MOBILE bands are fine indoors. More masts is the solution outdoors. Not more spectrum to be poorly managed.

Consultant misreads advice, ends up on a 200km journey to the Exchange expert

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Re: Ringing Doorbell

"click the doorbell or do you press it?

I usually ring it :p"

Ringing works if button or chain operated.

You can only press the button for a doorbell.

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Re: shorthand for "click the

"You select YES, you don't click on YES.

"Click on YES" is shorthand for "click the (primary) mouse"

Indeed! "select Yes" would be Tab / reverse Tab or arrow navigation to select the "yes" button, that then could be executed by pressing Enter/Return key

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Re: computer devices had horrible artificial "click"s

None I've had in 40 years had any sort of "artificial clicks." Some decent keyboards had a faint mechanical click. You COULD turn on an artificial keyboard "click" on some BIOSes, but I never knew anyone that did and I knew plenty of people that had used typewriters and still used them in parallel up till start of 21st C for specialist tasks.

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Re: "click" with the sound the mouse makes...

Also my mouse (pointing pebble a better name?) has a tactile click on the buttons or wheel press, none have ever made an audible click. The so called "haptic" feedback on phone virtual button presses is useless, nor has any phone had a decent click sound. Some manage the DTMF tones on keypad.

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Re: "click" with the sound the mouse makes...

"click" with the sound the mouse makes when they press the virtual button on the screen.

My mouse click has never in over 30 years of using GUIs resulted in a sound effect when using "virtual buttons". They USED to invert the left & top with bottom & right to visually indicate clicked or held down. Sadly mostly the now don't. "FLAT" is stupid.

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Paris Hilton

Re: I hate the expression "click this"

I also hate "Tap", strangely now often used on instructions for Windows or Linux.

Tech bosses talk kids' books! Could they show a glimmer of humanity? You only get one guess

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So ...

Obviously they are all lizards and also have not grown up?

Mine has an eReader in the pocket with all the children's & YA classics, such as E.Nesbit, George Macdonald, Lousia M. Alcott, Conan Doyle, Edgar Rice Burroughs, R.L. Stevenson. Also more adult ones; Wilkie Collins, J. Conrad, Austin, the various Brontë sisters and many others.

Even Einstein allegedly said we need Fairy Stories. These people either don't actually read real fiction at all, or won't admit it.

I've newer kids & YA books on paper, both ones read from age 10 to newest ones read when my Grandchildren are reading.

Mobile networks are killing Wi-Fi for speed around the world

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Mushroom

Re: The report also says...

Yes, let's have fibre to the premises and then Mobile will be x2 to x5 faster for those users that actually are not in a premises compared to today.

Mobile is SHARED spectrum and is massively slower when it has users that could be using WiFi connected to VDSL, Fibre, Cable (HFC). Let's not have fake comparisons with a WiFi point on the end of 3km of aluminium twisted pair in Milton Keynes!

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Anyway...

Most of what I do is on the laptop. It, server, laser printer/scanner etc are all on 1Gbps ethernet.

My broadband is only about 20Mbps down 2 Mbps up, but that has NO discernable cap and is always on and never slower. Mobile can even fail to connect.

This compares Mobile with Fixed Wireless (FWA). Fibre, Cable and DSL < 1km distance are all superior to fixed wireless that beats Mobile. Done in 2005!

So only mentions 4G later.

Proven to be still true 13 years later!

Even DSL that only only manages 3Mbps is on average better than 3G, 4G or 5G.

WiFi can be 2Mbps to 250Mbps depending on range, number of clients, equipment etc. Not all network needs on WiFi use the Internet either, which is limited by the ISP final connection.

The claims in the article are balderdash.

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Re: Cost!

I have data permanently off on my phone.

I use WiFi on it (late when laptop shut down) or if relative / friend /office.

That's free.

Also 10 to 50 times faster.

The peak speed of a cell is not the speed users get in busy periods in an economically used mast.

Ofcom are a lobbyist for mobile companies (see their submission about roaming charges during consultation) and like Comreg get most of their income from Mobile operators. It's nonsense.

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Facepalm

This is arrant nonsense

See title.

Oh, I wish it could be Black Friday every day-aayyy, when the wallets start jingling but it's still a week till we're paiii-iid

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Flame

"TV sets built in 2006"

Ireland uses DVB-T only, no DVB-T2 for HD, but even SD uses the MPEG4 / H264 + MHEG5

We were still getting UK market models AFTER Analogue switch off in 2012. I think some UK owned chains STILL selling models that ONLY work via HDMI and SCART etc.

Don't get me started on Tesco's "HD Ready" Techika models either. "HD Ready" = Inferior panels that can display the HD input on HDMI, downsampled.

So no a 2006 TV is a seriously bad idea.

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Devil

Re: Black Friday ?

Carphone warehouse (a long past its sell by date name) has had a "black tag" sale for ages.

Curiously it's usually empty, while there is often a queue at the mobile phone booth in Tesco. The same Mall has Vodafone, Three and Eir shops, mostly busier than CPW, but less busy than the Tesco booth.

Yet again Which? is warning that the deals are often bogus or for things you shouldn't buy. Perhaps Dabsy's timely warning should have been LAST week, though Cyber Monday (the worst day of the year to buy online) is not yet arrived.

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Crap's Chocolate?

"L'article « Crap's chocolate » n'existe pas sur ce wiki !

Vous souhaitez le créer ? Vérifiez auparavant que le sujet n'a pas déjà été traité dans les résultats ci-dessous, puis assurez-vous qu'il est admissible dans l'encyclopédie.

Pour créer « Crap's chocolate », suivez le guide !"

Technical foul: Amazon suffers data snafu days before Black Friday, emails world+dog

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Dodgy procedures

If you have someone's Amazon Kindle Serial number you can report it "missing" or "stolen". They will brick it in sense of blocking connection or registration.

They will not unblock if you "find" it.

They will do it without proof that it's actually the owner reporting it.

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I heard about this.

So I've changed my password anyway, even though they didn't contact me. I'm still puzzled as to why my Author / book selling activities have to use the same account as me as a retail customer. Maybe I made a mistake at setup time.

I don't trust them.

I could write an essay about their misleading retailing to Irish customers and misleading deals for Authors.

Groundhog Day comes early as Intel Display Drivers give Windows 10 the silent treatment

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Re: Office 2010

Yes, Office 2003 was last decent version. LibreOffice is better.

Why do you want to connect a document creation system to a bloated buggy Email & Appointments server?

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Last time win10 affected me

It was the Intel/MS Mobo audio driver in a major windows 10 update. I solved it eventually by deleting device and pointing installer at windows.old

None of MS remedies worked.

Also had problems on Win7 & Win10 with Wacom tablet, Brother printers and Epson scanner.

All worked fine on Linux Mint. I did have to download the Brother driver from Brother, easy to find and their Debian installer tool worked perfectly. Recently added a new Brother MFC colour laser and was amazed that the scanner works on LAN to Linux Mint too (in GIMP via SANE). Mate Desktop, Traditional OK theme and some mods.

99.9% of what I do is on Linux now. Sadly some other people I know only use Win7 or Win 10.

Analogue radio is the tech that just won't die

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Re: "Broadcasting" in general is becoming obsolete.

No, streaming, Podcasts etc are complementary to broadcast, and in some countries the anonymity of broadcast is absolutely needed.

The problem though is marketing and finance wonks making decisions about content and infrastructure. We need both systems.

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Re: AAC @128kbps

Ha!

They'll switch to 64kbps AAC. Half the transmission cost. Because only "slightly poorer" than 128K MP2 Stereo (older DAB).

" MOST FM transmissions contain non-trivial non-linear distortion" Due to misuse of the compressor on "loudness wars". Not at all inherent. Here most Digital (DVB-T has more than twice the DAB coverage and in this part of Ireland the same line-up) uses same feed as the badly engineered feed to FM. The DTT and Satellite RTE seem to be using the same 128K now as DAB. I could be wrong.

What's the point of DAB when DVB-T and DVB-T2 has better coverage?

Also DAB favours national broadcasters with multiple channels (see SFN and DAB multiplex coverage vs a local Radio FM transmitter).

True national coverage is poorer on FM than AM and poorer still on DAB. This is why BBC R4 LW has the Cricket that is on DAB, spoiling R4 in areas with no VHF-FM, or when Satellite isn't practical.

I have three old satellite receivers and the legal £5 approx FM transmitters for phone/MP3 to car Radio. Lets me have continental stations in better quality than local DAB on my FM portables. Sometimes I feed one from the MP3 Library (must get a bigger SD card for phone!).

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not much better than AM

Actually if there is no interference AM can be BETTER quality than 128K DAB or 64K DAB+ stereo, especially if you have poorer hearing.

1) Less distortion (no artefacts)

2) The acoustic lossy data compression model assumes average hearing

3) DAB+, where it's used (starting in UK) is simply used to double the number of stations, hence 64K bps.

4) Ergonomics on most 1935 to 1995 Analogue sets is better than DAB or Preset FM

5) Few DAB sets have decent cabinets and speakers. Most 1965 to 1995 sets that's larger than pocket sized sound better on AM.

6) Power consumption. Battery valve sets can beat many DAB models! Transistor analogue sets can run x20 longer on same size cells.

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Devil

Amazing

Considering the shops are full of CRAP DAB/FM sets with pathetic audio quality, or so called "Retro" styled sets with $5 innards and 2" to 3" speakers.

You can't actually buy a decent radio in the high street and it's not easy online either.

Loads of traditional "Brands" that are just badges on OEM junk built down to a price.

I thought the Tesco World Radio wasn't bad, though needed headphones or a larger speaker amp. They changed the rather too simple superhet innards with a poor cheaper DSP IC with almost no RF filters, so it whistles easily. Same model number and barcode! Surely illegal?

A 5G day may come when the courage of cable and DSL fails ... but it is not this day

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5G application

Basically stadiums only. Replaces multiple WiFi. Can use wide spectrum Line of Sight only bands, which are useless for normal mobile.

Also 5G spec isn't even needed for Fixed Wireless (FWA). That uses Line Of Sight and has been in use for over 12 years at high performance. It needs roof top aerials and Line Of Sight, as does ANY 5G FWA better than existing mobile. FWA is only cost effective for rural Line Of Sight that can't be fibred. It's REALLY expensive to install. Also can't deliver the speed & capacity of 200Mbps Hybrid Fibre cable in urban. It only beats rural DSL, but that is actually cheaper to fibre now than FWA if you want more than low contention 50Mbps! The Rural fibre is 1Gbps & lower contention.

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potential to make cable and DSL as antiquated and pointless

Sorry, but this nonsense on so many levels.

5G is just Mobile Wireless. Fixed Wireless can deliver up to 16x performance but is MORE expensive than Fibre unless it's Rural 20km Line Of Sight. Fixed Wireless needs rooftop aerials and LOS to get the performance. Mobile, NO MATTER WHAT xG, is limited to roughly 0.8GHz to 2.3GHz frequencies (Physics).

5G doesn't change the mathematics & Physics of Wireless. EVERY other lamp post would need to be a fibre fed femto base station.

Only fibre can make DSL and pure cable obsolete. Hybrid Fibre Cable beats Fibre to cabinet + copper pair (VDSL etc) because cable can manage over 1GHz of bandwidth. A Copper pair struggles to do 0.03GHz of spectrum and slows rapidly with distance over 100m and crosstalk. Cable can manage a 1GHz of bandwidth (certainly over 250Mbps per user) at over a 1km, however for new installs / routes Fibre to the premises is better. It can go anywhere with existing water, electric, gas, sewerage, poles or ditches.

The 5G is an excuse for Infrastructure companies to sell upgrades, Mobile companies to try and replace WiFi Hotspots (fed with Fibre, cable or DSL) with mobile femto cells fed by fibre.

All decent Mobile bases or Femto cells need fibre backhaul anyway.

The 5G is more about integration of services, not faster or higher capacity Mobile, which can only be achieved by treble or x10 number of base stations, no Return on Investment to give better performance as it won't bring in more customers or revenue, only increase Capex and running costs.

Washington Post offers invalid cookie consent under EU rules – ICO

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Re: Other solution

It goes into an endless loop if you block their cookies. That's just abusive. So I don't bother trying to read it.

Influential Valley gadfly and Intel 8051 architect John Wharton has died

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Re: Intel Dev system

Our madly expensive Intel Dev system for 8080 / 8085 used ISIS II.

We replaced it with 8501, Z80 and NEC 78HC11 development on an ACT Sirus I, under MS-DOS.

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8051: one of the most widely used

Can't believe that. By what measurement? Chips shipped, or companies using it or products using it?

Certainly popular in the mid 1980s, though I never understood why.

A little phishing knowledge may be a dangerous thing

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awareness of phishing was found to increase vulnerability

Obviously the people studied only knew phishing existed and didn't have any sensible knowledge.

What does "awareness" mean?

Bright spark dev irons out light interference

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Road sweepers

The supervisor occasionally accused less active sweepers of breastfeeding the broom.

Where to implant my employee microchip? I have the ideal location

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Facepalm

Sadly common

"Provided consultancy to major newspaper group on how to maximise digital publishing productivity at minimal cost; was ignored; watched helplessly as six-figure sum poured needlessly into incompetent alternative system that inevitably failed; left company to work elsewhere; those who instigated embarrassing disaster received promotion."

Most projects fail due to bad management.

5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1... Runty-birds are go: 12,000+ internet-beaming mini-satellites OK'd by USA

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Alien

The FCC, today approved a vast expansion in satellite networks around Earth.

They surely do not have the authority to do so.

Only to allow transmission from the USA according to ITU schedules.

Brexit: UK will be disconnected from EU databases after 2020

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Titanic

Not a slow motion train crash.

Egotism, avoidable, takes ages to sink and not enough lifeboats, none for the poor.

Creepy or super creepy? That is the question Mozilla's throwing at IoT Christmas pressies

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Big Brother

Did ANY pass?

Probably not.

Douglas Adams was right, ish... Super-Earth world clocked orbiting 'nearby' Barnard's Star

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Re: radio waves

Need a VERY big dish... not impossible, but a transmission from the probe that can be received here is a challenge as big as getting the probe there. Not sure if a laser solves issue. We could use a magnetron transmitter with maybe 1kW input giving 20kW pulses. Not sure were the power would come from for a CW transmitter.

Google swallows up DeepMind Health and abolishes 'independent board'

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Big Brother

worse as Facebook

I'll agree Facebook is bad and ought to be shutdown. Surely Google is worse?

Also it should be illegal for ANY business or State Broadcaster to advertise the existence of social media and to insist the customers / public use it to interact with them?

No, I'm not going to Like you on Facebook, nor follow on Instagram, YouTube and Twitter.

Google is FAR more insidious and powerful than Facebook.

Between you, me and that dodgy-looking USB: A little bit of paranoia never hurt anyone

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Re: zener will clamp the spike voltage

I could easily destroy 1.3W Zener with a "USB stick". Zener protection on it's own isn't good enough. You need "crowbar" circuit and fuse.

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Re: protected by zener diodes

You'd need a fuse too. 1: Easy to overload zeners. 2: Easy to destroy other things on the power rail. An amazing amount of pulsed power & destructive voltage can be stored by using high voltage capacitors.

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Re: Even QR codes are dangerous.

Ages ago I was tempted to put replacement QR codes at all the labels in Tesco veggie section. I noticed recently they are gone.

You mean especially QR codes are dangerous?

I managed to find an app that reads them (and other barcodes) and only decodes & displays, with an option to save it or create a Firefox tab. Most phones seem to open the browser directly.

I despise people using obfuscated short codes (invented for Twitter and no longer needed there?). 1: The short code provider knows your IP, the time, your browser, OS and previous web site. 2: You have no idea what it will load.

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Black Helicopters

Mount?

Problem is basic design of USB, particularly HID which can inject scripts without storage mount.

Also stupidity of JTAG over USB management modes on some motherboards. ONLY use a JTAG header.

Also there are other non-storage USB modes that might be used as attack vectors.

Brit boffins build 'quantum compass'... say goodbye to those old GPS gizmos, possibly

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Re: GPS accuracy

Also solar flares and laser weapons to disable satellites?

Inertial navigation started with gyroscopes in 1930s. Needed historically near poles before GPS and in space before using Pulsars and automated star sighting.

Irony meters explode as WordPress GDPR tool hacked, cell network hack shenanigans, crypto-backdoors, etc...

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Plugins

Frequently biggest issue on Wordpress, Drupal or anything else. Only install what you REALLY need to use. Same applies to phone apps and programs etc.

My hoard of obsolete hardware might be useful… one day

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Re: Storage media

Writeable CDs and DVDs are not as long lasting as Flash. The dye fades. You can kill them in days to months left on a windowsill. Pressed ones are OK though the reflective layer might corrode.

An old HDD powered down beats tape, which beats Flash which beats dye based writeable CD /DVD.

The MO disks might be good for long life, last 3.5" size was maybe 250M? Far better than the rubbish ZIP drives.

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original credit card sized SIMs

Not a problem. you can cut up an expired bank card or Sky viewing card.

I have some that SIMs popped out of so I can read phone SIMs on a full size ISO serial port reader (Needs Win98).

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Amstrad 1640 with EGA

I've an upgraded PCW8256. I tried it recently and the screen lit up. I'm not sure I tried the right CP/M floppy. Surely it should still go?

I took it in a soft bag to NY once for a demo. Works on 110. Irish customs seized it on return till I faxed them the Irish receipt.

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Coat

Re: Serial?

I've even got D9 to DEC not quite RJ45 connectors for RS232 over CAT5.

I think I've every sort of serial cable and adaptor.

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Re: 10-Base-2 50-ohm terminators

I use them on my HP 141T plug ins. The 8555 used a good few, also some other test gear. I'm also using some of the shorter cables replaced in 1998 by Cat5.

Also I've converted some T into L adaptors.

Dumped a load of MS Select, MSDN and TechNet disks from 1993 to 2001 last month.

Dumped a load of EISA cards (RAID SCSI), early ISA CAD video with VGA daughter boards, 8088 to 486 Mobos and screens a couple of years ago and missed none of it. I must have another clearout in attic so I can move the more modern IT stuff and old collectable non-IT stuff to attic.

Anyone want a real IBM AT with AST memory cards, VGA, various floppy and maybe 2 x MFM HDDs (with spares?)

Or copies of Word 2.0a on CD (copied from Floppy 14 years ago, plus manuals and licenses)?

A bunch of 17" multisync CRTs?

Windows 10 Pro goes Home as Microsoft fires up downgrade server

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Re: Unilaterally turn it into a brick, perhaps?

Yes, been done by Windows update of firmware to x86 Linx brand tablets (why is Linx1010 32bit EFI?). Though I think Google did it once to one of their own branded Android Tablets.

Samsung 'reveals' what looks like a tablet that folds into a phone, but otherwise we're quite literally left in the dark

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Re: sci-fi show where they had devices that rolled

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquavista

Owned by Samsung for a period before Amazon bought it.