* Posts by Mage

9265 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Nov 2007

Exclusive: Windows for Workgroups terror the Tartan Bandit confesses all to The Register

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Re: TCP/IP?

The release version of TCP/IP on WFW3.11 was very good and 32bits. It wasn't installed by default on Win95 originally because NetBeui uses much less ram.

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Boffin

Re: plain black, or maybe 18% gray,

Dark teal.

Also on XP you had to have an image of the blank background rather than setting colour or the shadow on icon text didn't exist.

I've now decided to train users to ONLY have mounted drives (local USB or LAN) on the desktop and use a panel (auto-hide) on each of the four edges. Top: Menus, Workspaces, open programs. Bottom: Status, keyboard state, Notifications etc. Left: Icons for local programs often used. Right: Icons for stuff that might need the Internet or LAN; such as mail, puTTY, Chat programs, Browsers, LAN browse, Package manager, Filezilla SFTP

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Re: Pine

Sadly still stuck on Thunderbird. It's getting worse as Mozilla "firefoxes" it. Also I had to install a plug-in for import / export. I used to be able to copy the profile directory from Windows to Linux and edit a file to migrate. Doesn't work now. Used to use Eudora. The only value of Outlook seemed to be the non-email aspects such as meetings. Perhaps clue in name, it's really a Calendar/Meeting application that happens to insecurely (on defaults anyway) do email.

I've tried other email clients.

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I'm boring

I replaced my Android wallpaper with a photo of my real wood physical desktop, after clearing and cleaning it.

I was thinking of putting the view behind my laptop screen as its wallpaper.

Russian bots are just for rigging US elections? They hit home, too: Kid stripped of crown in TV contest vote-fix scandal

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Big Brother

Or...

It was a plot to get her disqualified because she was genuinely popular. Hence the inept vote rigging that wasn't actually needed for her to win.

AI has automated everything including this headline curly bracket semicolon

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Re: Whopping 1K

Jupiter Ace. 1K RAM, Forth and a decent pacman.

A bit too minimalist. Though I had one drive some test gear.

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Re: ELIZA did not "pass the Turing test"

Eliza did for untrained people. Lots of people thought it was real.

Anyway, the "Turing test" isn't at all a measure of AI and I'm not convinced Alan Turing thought it was. It was the idea that a well designed chat program might fool people into thinking the other teletype had a human at the keyboard.

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Re: Are you sure real stupidity get us there

I'm not sure that the Touring test idea wasn't a suggestion that AI could be eventually "faked" even if it wasn't possible. I think inspired by a parlour game?

"The Diamond Age" attempts to show that there can be faked AI, but not real AI.

I'll believe there is real AI when a spelling check and grammar check of a novel actually works without:

1) Having to reject many of the suggest corrections.

2) Doesn't leave hundreds of simple mistakes easily spotted by a human proofreader.

I'm not even talking about "real" grammar correction, rewriting such as reversing clauses of a sentence to remove a comma or conjunction etc and improve readability.

We have gone backwards with the adoption of brute force "Rosetta stone" type solutions and so called training with sample data (which may be selected with a bias) instead of actually trying to translate our understanding to algorithms. It might be impossible as many animals can have a large vocabulary (Parrots, crows, sign language and calls in primates, dolphins etc) but don't seem to have language (the ability to communicate entirely new ideas using the existing vocabulary).

The latest chatbots only better Eliza by having a bigger vocabulary and some more rules. They are still useless.

I envisaged a chatbot able to clarify what you want to search the internet for by engaging in conversation to better define the search. It seems impossible. Siri, Cortana, Ok Google and Alexa are basically simple speech matching (not real recognition) creating a text search. They are a pathetic waste of time compared to a keyboard. Apart from the privacy issues.

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Ah Ha!

"Let the computers troll each other for a change,"

I'm not sure that isn't already the case, so many fake accounts on Twitter & Facebook.

Veteran vulture Andrew Orlowski is offski after 19 years at The Register

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Unhappy

Oh dear!

will the Vulture Towers ever be the same.

Sorry to see you go. As a programmer and electronics engineer turned writer, I agree, keep writing,

Firefox armagg-add-on: Lapsed security cert kills all browser extensions, from website password managers to ad blockers

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FAIL

Firefox madness

The UI and settings are so crap I now use Waterfox, but they are too lazy to bother doing a 32 bit version. So the 32bit gear, or 64bit Atoms that MS can only run 32 bit Win10 on can only have Firefox.

UK taxman falls foul of GDPR, agrees to wipe 5 million voice recordings used to make biometric IDs

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Re: My voice is my passport

Or read Roland Perry's "Program for a Puppet"

More than one aspect is topical.

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Facepalm

Re: Now the other voice collectors:

Poll

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Devil

Now the other voice collectors:

Alphabetically

Amazon, Apple, Google, Microsoft

Probably many others.

Also repeat after me, BIOMETRICS should NEVER be used as security. They are like a name tag, except you can change your name by deed pole (rules vary by Country) but you can't easily change your voice, fingerprints, retina, face, blood vessels etc.

Thank you, your DNA data will help secure your… oh dear, we've lost that too

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Re: Hotel Security

Because it's stupid.

What if you are visiting a friend or colleague also staying at hotel?

Not another pro-Brexit demo... though easy to confuse: Each Union Jack marks a pile of poo

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Re: And a variant...

Sit, unless you can do a hole in one every time at Golf.

High Court confirms the way UK banned GSM gateways was illegal

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Big Brother

Even if it makes it harder to track Criminals and Terrorists:

You can't take away commercial, civil, privacy or other rights just because they are inconvenient to state security organisations. They have to keep the law.

Also even where there is a "right to snoop" the agencies should need a specific court order against an individual, with due cause. No fishing expeditions or entrapment. It's a democracy, not a dictatorship or evil regime.

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

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Devil

Re: USPTO

Another example of a totally speculative un-original idea being approved by USPTO as that's how they make money and the philosophy is to keep lawyers employed, the procedure is to bring a court case.

So the system doesn't encourage innovation or give inventors a head start. It rewards corporates that spend a fortune on patents rather than real R & D (Research, then develop a product), Stifles innovation and locks out small companies.

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Re: 70" TV that can be scaled down so you can take it on holiday

A projector?

Mind a small one is VERY dim at 70".

Also with now 42" 4K smart TVs cheap, why can't I get a decent projector with motorised 3:1 zoom for same price. Need not be 4K, but better than 1920 x 1080 would be good.

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Boffin

Re: 'variable size screen' for TV

It's called a video projector with a zoom lens. Ideally a motorised projection screen with a motorised Matte frame too.

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Re: Rollable screen

Earth Final Conflict.

Also a real sort of roll up Philips phone using an eink type of display. Perhaps not one of Philips better ideas. Tech sold to someone Asian, then Amazon bought and buried it. It's not used in the Kindle.

Sony also had a roll up eink. Mysteriously not used for rolling up, though the Sony Digital Paper (for PDFs, not ebooks) is reputed to be plastic.

In theory AMOLED (which are really electroluminescent dots, not true LEDs) can be pretty flexible. The unsolved issue is suitably flexible wiring. Millions of nano sized strands in Litz type cables?

Facebook: Yeah, we hoovered up 1.5 million email address books without permission. But it was an accident!

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Re: "Please, pardon us as it looks we don't know we're doing what we actually do"

Wasn't proven that that they have been doing this for ages on phones, of EVERY user of ANY Facebook family app, not just facebook.

Bridge etc anyone thinks it's only 1.5M or an accident.

Fines work out at cents per user. Should be an additional $100 / £100 / €100 per user on top of the fine, paid to users. Home Office, Microsoft (inc LinkedIn pressure), Google, Facebook, etc.

Server at web host 1&1 Ionos decides to take unscheduled day off, sinks a bunch of sites

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Ionos UK

It does seem to be only the UK division in the last while that's been having problems. I wonder have they lost some experts lately?

Why Qualcomm won – and why Tim Cook had to eat humble Apple pie

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Sad

Very sad.

You're not our FRAND any more, Apple tells Qualcomm: iGiant and pals lob $30bn sueball

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Re:Qualcomm singlehandedly created 2G

Only the inferior USA kind, later called CDMA-one for data. They recycled ideas going back to 1930s (NOT Heidi Lamar) and used by Racal and others in Military Equipment.

Qualcomm did a lot on CDMA, the rubbish USA "2G", inferior to GSM. They got the worst bit (CDMA mechanism) included in 3G, making 3G less reliable than GSM. It was an already obsolete idea and disproportionately slows 3G as more users are added and shrinks cell range. The 3G used 5MHz channels. USA CDMA/CDMA-1 used 1MHz channels. GSM uses 200kHz channels, but can bond time slots in those or use multiple channels. LTE uses loads of multiple "channels" in the overall 5MHz, 10MHz or 20MHz channel, thus it's OFDMA like Flash-OFDMA and Wimax and related to how DAB and DTT (outside USA) works.

We'd have been better off without Qualcomm and some others in the 3G "patent pool". Politics. Then Qualcomm bought and buried companies like Flarion to ensure leverage and power in the 4G patent pool. I'm no Apple fan, but time someone stood up to Qualcomm's manipulation of patents.

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Devil

Re: Dumb questoin.....

They are trollish. They buy a lot of small companies to monetise the patents and bury the products. It will be bad if they get NXP.

They double dip. They want a % of the product price. Not just content to sell the chips. With other chip makers and companies developing chips (Texas, Intel, Analog Devices, Microchip etc) selling the chips is the aim.

With Qualcomm the aim is to licence, the chips aid that end and provide leverage.

Google Fiber experiment ends with Choc Factory paying Louisville $3.8m to clean up its mess

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Re: 'disruptive internet company'

Disruptive Advertising company.

Either Facebook is building yet another massive bit barn in Iowa, and doesn't want you to know about it....

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Re: every data centre job, there were five jobs supported elsewhere in the economy

Pizza, taxis, coffee

All at what cost to Facebooks's product, the people that provide content for the adverts to go on.

As to how real Facebook's claims to the advertisers are?

A quick cup of coffee leaves production manager in fits and a cleaner in tears

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Re: So...

The first AS/400 I saw was about the size of three filing cabinets. The last AS/400 computers I saw looked like an ordinary "desktop" towers, except they were on the floor. Only lucky ones were plugged into a UPS.

It is but 'LTE with new shoes': Industry bod points a judgy finger at the US and Korea's 5G fakery

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Wimax?

It and Flash-OFDMA were doomed, but they are 4G, just not LTE 4G.

However most marketing and press about so called "5G" is hype. It's not even about the speed and capacity unless it's one of the new bands above 5GHz, which are only good for stadiums, auditoriums, open plan offices etc. Even most of the 4G marketing of speed is totally misleading, and in the same size channels there isn't much difference. Channel aggregation only works if few people are using the network and the signals are good. Adding more masts adds capacity and thus speed.

User secures floppies to a filing cabinet with a magnet, but at least they backed up daily... right?

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FAIL

Re: and cloud storage for all their work

Cloud: Someone else's server you are renting with unknown security, unknown backups, unknown privacy from the Cloud operator and needs a massively fast & reliable broadband connection?

No, Cloud is for temporary collaboration and customer facing web sites (but not the databases). If you are big and distributed, then use co-location of your own servers in the "Cloud" operator datacentre. The Cloud isn't suitable for core systems and internal information. That's retro, going back to 1960s timesharing and an big obnoxious company having control/management of your data.

See "No Silver Lining" as to one future Cloud scenario.

Motion detectors: say hello, wave goodbye and… flushhhhhh

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Coffee/keyboard

Strange Toilets

Also why does the spring loaded main door usually open INWARDS, thusly you have to grasp the vertical rod that other people with unwashed hands have groped?

I'm tempted to avoid trips where at some stage I might have to use the loo. Check a restaurant toilet BEFORE you order. Hygiene is maybe more important than menu or culinary skill?

Menu mischief and interface deceit targeted by US lawmakers

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Joke

I'm amazed!

It's a little worrying that the US lawmakers care. What is it a smokescreen for?

As Alexa's secret human army is revealed, we ask: Who else has been listening in on you?

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Simple, don't connect "smart TVs" to web (use a tablet/netbook/phone/laptop to stream, not a "stick"), don't buy any gadget with a microphone, especially so called "smart speakers", except laptop/tablet/phone.

Try and set suitable security on things that HAVE to have a microphone. Why is it enabled by default on most web browsers?

Don't have any toy that needs the Internet.

We know that big tech is about as honest, transparent and moral as your local drug dealer and quite like security agencies in behaviour.

Uncle Sam charges Julian Assange with conspiracy to commit computer intrusion

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Re: Is this the best that the USA can come up with ?

Bagged ready-to-eat salad is easily avoided even if you are a Vegan or vegetarian. It's nasty, not as fresh, higher risk as well as expensive compared to regular salad vegetables. In countries with chlorinated chicken the alternative chicken is more expensive and harder to find. USA also has a much poorer track record over animal conditions and food safety.

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Big Brother

USA

Certainly no-one should be extradited anywhere for practising Journalism.

However why did he break bail and refuse to answer the Swedish charges? They would not have extradited him to USA on a dubious charge nor was it anything about journalism.

He's a coward and narcissist for spending seven years in the Ecuadorian Embassy.

London's Metropolitan Police arrest Julian Assange

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Facepalm

Re: hear Assange's side of the story

We have, endlessly.

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Sweden vs UK Poodle

He shouldn't have skipped bail. Sweden would never have extradited him. The truth is that *then* the only risk was facing the Swedish allegations. Back then the US had asked for no extradition, which is hugely easier from the UK to USA than from Sweden.

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

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Re: Emojis?

You always could:

West:)and-East^_^

Amazon woes and wins, IBM thinks it's solved employee happiness and Duplex phony phone calls everywhere!

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: it really understands what is said

You forgot the joke icon.

Sometimes humans understand other humans. Machines never do. No matter how cleverly programmed and trained (by humans).

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Devil

Duplex: Google doesn’t seem bothered

Well, an advertising company harvesting private information wouldn't.

"and has instead allowed people to opt out of receiving calls from Duplex instead."

So WRONG. The default should be opted out, people should have to opt in. How on earth would opting out work anyway? You'd have have to give Google info, log in and do that on an Google account. Ah, that's why it's allowed by default.

Reminds me of USA CAN-SPAM and the fact that USA Robo callers and cold callers might sometimes get fined but little is collected.

This will also be a boon to those "offering support for windows" via phone. They won't have to employ probably unsuspecting Indian Call centre staff. The last one of those I got had a spoofed Caller ID in Iceland!

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Alexa can talk to you about your health privately

I seriously doubt it.

Plasma bubbles 500 times the size of earth, ultra-hot rain - let's face it, the Sun's not a place to hang out nearby

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Flame

Re: " radiating is just as easy in vacuum as it is elsewhere"

Indeed it's the only way in a vacuum. Car radiators, fridge & Freezer radiators, household radiators are, to the pedant, misnamed. They are transferring heat by conduction to the atmosphere, aided by either convection of the heated air or a forced airflow.

I was using radiate in the casual "wrong" everyday sense. A "radiator panel" on spacecraft will work very poorly as it can only radiate electromagnetic waves. A laser or Magnetron works better, but a lamp filament is maybe more efficient way to dump electrical energy considering the total system.

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Alien

Re: A (mostly) serious question

The problems INCLUDE the efficiency of the laser and the heat engine. A hot resistor or filament lamp in front of a mirror on the craft, but shaded from the sun will be more efficient at radiating energy than a laser and its electronics. Also dark side has a problem for the heat engine. That needs to radiate heat to stay cool, that's very difficult in a vacuum.

I'm not sure the cooling problems for spaceships has any simple solution.

As the UK updates its .eu Brexit advice yet again, an alternative hovers into view

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Re: five UK countries

Only N.I., England, Scotland and Wales are countries of the UK.

Cornwall is now an English Duchy, though was originally not part of England.

Gibraltar, Channel Is, Isle of Man are not part of the UK and never have been. They are territories controlled by the UK. They don't have the same status as Falklands, Cayman Is, Bermuda, Chagos Is, British Virgin Is or other Territories.

I think the change of status of Gibraltar from Colony in 1981 was to aid the removal of British Citizenship from people in Hong Kong.

I don't agree with the Spanish argument, but it's ironic it's fuelled by a change the UK made to Gibraltar to disenfranchise people in Hong Kong. BTW, did the lease run out on Hong Kong Island proper or ONLY on the mainland territories part of the Hong Kong Colony?

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Pirate

Pointless

The ".inc" is a non-geographic vanity domain. Anyone registering is wasting their money.

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Devil

Re: UK oversenstive

Gibraltar has a special, unique EU relationship. UK called it a colony till 1981. Only the name has changed, not status, it's not IN the UK, unlike Northern Ireland it returns no MPs.

The Isle of Man and the Channel Islands not only are not part of the UK, Gibraltar is not part of the UK either, but unlike Gibraltar which has full EU status, no other UK Crown Colony/Dependency is part of the EU. The Isle of Man and the Channel Islands are under something called Protocol Three, which allows them to be in the EU Customs Union and Single Market.

If the UK is serious that Gibraltar isn't a colony, then they should return MPs to Parliament, like Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Cornwall do.

Not only are Cayman Is, Bermuda and other UK Overseas territories not yet implementing EU laws on banking transparency, money laundering and Offshore accounts, but the Isle of Man and the Channel Islands are in violation of EU law too. The EU has officially complained about UK tardiness on these laws which the UK agreed. Switzerland has implemented them and isn't even in the EU.

Luxembourg, Dutch and Irish tax and banking are now compliant, or in the process of becoming so. The Irish Corporate Tax Rate is perfectly legal, the problem was Companies not even paying that due to offshoring "royalties" (Starbucks, Microsoft, etc,) or even illegal special deals (Apple).

Is the real reason for the Hard Brexiteers that they want parasitic behaviour to continue in the City of London (which gives UK its 5th ranking) and continued secretive banking, money laundering and Offshore accounts on UK controlled territories that return no MPs to Parliament?

Is the solution to Brexit for some UK Territories (Islands in the West) to get full independence, England to leave UK, and for Isle Of Man, Channel Is. and Gibraltar to join the UK? Downgrade the devolved Assemblies and rotate Parliament every 4 months or so between N.I., Wales, Scotland, Isle of Man, Gibraltar and Channel Is? Or have Parliament in Wales.

Also when will UK give back Cyprus territory and then there is their illegal action in the Indian Ocean?

The UK "bought" Chagos Archipelago, which includes Diego Garcia, from the then self-governing colony of Mauritius for £3 million to create the British Indian Ocean Territory. This was illegal. The Diego Garcia inhabitants were illegally deported.

Hams try to re-carve the amateur radio spectrum in fight over open or encoded transmissions

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Re: I operate a dstar repeater

How many USERS can use the Repeater with:

A) A commercial Rig not Icom.

B) A legal homebrew rig

Such a repeater is only really of value to Icom unless it ALWAYS supports any mode of transmission (technically possible on Duplex frequency pairs using linear amplifiers)

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Devil

Re: licenced by Ofcom are forbidden

D-Star isn't encryption, but it's a closed, proprietary system used to sell Icom rigs. I can't understand why (a) It has support and (b) Why Comreg and Ofcom allow it and repeaters designed for it. It's inferior to FM and especially SSB for coverage and basically needs an Icom rig or an Icom licensed massively overpriced USB stick.

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Re: "nothing but lose privacy"

Yes, D-Star is just a scam to sell Icom radios. It doesn't even use a particularly good codec. But it's all patented, copyrighted and controlled by Icom.

Amateur radio historically wasn't private and in most countries it was a licence violation to use encrypted Morse or RTTY. Both possible in 1930s.

So two issues are PROPRIETARY modes, codecs, protocols and also ENCRYPTION. There should not be either. Especially in an Emergency situation as that limits those able to help to a rich elite.