* Posts by Mage

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Excited about dual-screen laptops? Make your own with duct tape and the ThinkVision M14

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Mad

It would be a LOT more use if it had HDMI too.

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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Re: c'est un grande domage

A big cheese?

Microsoft has made an Android phone. Repeat, Microsoft has made an Android phone. A dual-screen foldable mobe not due until late 2020

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Re: abandoned it for no good reason.

Fell to < 1% of market.

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Re: Surface Branding?

Why Brand different things Windows? NT 3.51, Win95 and Win CE were quite different. Unlike the NT and CE, Win9x only ran on x86 and was a hybrid GUI shell based on Win 3.1 & DOS and IBM PC compatible HW.

The fiasco of x86 vs ARM versions of Windows Surface was much later.

It's amazing that MS Xenix, MS Watch, Zune and XBox didn't have Windows in the name. After all Apple's Game console was the Pippin and PDA was the Newton, both Apple related names. As was original Macintosh, which was really a kind of MkII of Lisa..

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Re: when they owned Nokia?

They never owned Nokia.

They bought a temporary licence for the name, a phone division ruined by mismanagement before Stephan Elop came and factories that were going to close.

Some other company licences the Nokia name now for phones.

Nokia realised they'd messed up by sticking with S60 (killed better S80 and touch based GUI), messed the Trolltech/QT buyout instead of outsourcing GUI to them, messed up the Linux tablet by switching to Intel version. Internal competition in Phone division sowed seeds of doom from about 2003.

Nokia ate Siemens Networks and Motorola Networks.

They have done welly boots, paper, TVs, satellite boxes, computers before phones. No-one expected them to succeed at phones and MS paid them over $10 Billion to take away the dying division. MS didn't get any IP either. Only liabilities and temporary use of the brand.

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Re: No thanks

WinCE had maybe over 30% in USA before iPhone existed. Even though the GUI was stupid, especially on 320 x 240 PDAs.

The Zune interface (bought in?) was a step forward, but the Zune product was 5 years too late and poor ecosystem and DRM.

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Re: Apps?

Lenovo has a very expensive clamshell tablet that is eink + LCD. Unfortunately it runs Win 10 rather than MacOS, Android, Linux, BSD or iOS.

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Re: Burned

They bought Danger Inc because of the Sidekick. Burned by 2008.

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Folding?

Is it the Courier but with Android rather than windows? Seems more like it than the Samsung idea which may be less durable.

I did like my Nokia 9110 and 9210i phone bricks.

Devs getting stuck into Windows 10X on Surface Neo will have to tussle with UWP

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Re: make nice e-readers

No, not for serious amount of reading or outdoors. You need eink for an ereader, except it's no use for anything else, or not much else.

Google Maps gets Incognito fig leaf: We'll give you vague peace of mind if you hold off those privacy laws

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Re: Hang on a mo...

Your pants have slipped and your sarcasm is showing.

Until these so called "Tech" giants (Trolls? Ogres?) are either having internal 3rd party audit teams or shut down or all 3rd party tracking banned along with ads that are only image + link we are not safe.

It's been proven you can't trust what any of them say!

Hate Verilog? Detest VHDL? You're not the only one. Xilinx rolls out easier-to-use free FPGA programming tools after developer outcry

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"Programming"

Mostly with an FPGA you are simulating hardware. If there is volume it will be automatically translated to an ASIC, which optionally might have a standard CPU core.

Verilog looks a little like C, except it's not a programming language, it's a HARDWARE description language. More obvious with VHDL. The design becomes a configuration. It's not a program executed at runtime.

So a C like actual programming language is only going to be appropriate for one part of the FPGA design and has to be translated to a hardware configuration. This is a bad idea.

Far better is designing a custom cpu like "machine" that executes a separate runtime program, written by a programmer. I think this tool is for people unskilled to design FPGAs. FPGA design isn't programming. Pretending it is programming is daft. It's hardware design using a specification language instead of a schematic. I've used FPGA DSP and Scilab to develop the DSP filter tables which are imported and FPGA simulated by a Xilinx tool. Then at run time these the design and coefficients are loaded from Flash to the FPGA. If replaced by an ASIC (massively lower power) the filters would be defined in silicon and the coefficients would still be loaded from Flash to RAM to allow updates or changes to the DSP performance / filter etc.

BBC said it'll pull radio streams from TuneIn to slurp more of your data but nobody noticed till Amazon put its foot in it

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Re: I don't understand

BBC still on LW, MW, VHF-FM, DTT and FTA Satellite. Surveillance free.

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Re: BBC still coming in "loud and proud" in sunny Spain.

BBC scrapping red button despite it being scaleable broadcast. Web news and streams are complementary, not a replacement.

Online BBC became unusable years ago in Ireland, even www.bbc.co.uk is now blocked outside UK.

100% R4 LW coverage and after dark, BBC regional & 5 Live.

100% Satellite FTA too.

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Privacy

Privacy, resilience and scale are why actual real broadcast (AM, FM, DTT, Satellite*) beats Internet streams.

The old programs should be available as as downloads or archive, and a charge isn't unreasonable (Like DVDs, CDs, Cassettes). Any capture of user information other than temporary data for payment is evil and can easily become the tool of a corrupt government.

(*DTT makes the inferior DAB obsolete. Neither replaces local radio on FM as they are designed for National networks, esp if using SFN)

In 21st-century tech dystopia, smart TV watches you, warns Princeton privacy prof

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Re: Roku now makes more from "platform", which is mostly advertising, than player revenue

Amazon is off my HW purchase list, and the Kindle NEVER has its WiFi on.

Use a laptop to drive HDMI on a "Smart TV". Don''t connect it to WiFi or ethernet. Sony seems to have now provided a way to disable Samba (The ad info company, not Windows style shares on Linux). I'd not trust it.

I'd not use the Google TV stick or Apple TV, Amazon Fire etc. Also Amazon "kindle app" on Tablet / Phone / PC reports everything. Only the eink Amazon and USB mass storage with WiFi/3G off is "safe". Use "Download to PC" option for a physical reader if buying Amazon ebooks. Smashwords is better, though without the big 5 publishers.

Computer says no: An expression-analysing AI has been picking out job candidates for Unilever

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Re: I am so glad that I'm out of the jobs market

Also psychometric testing is even more fake snake oil than IQ tests (which measure a narrow range of aptitudes that may be irrelevant for most jobs and never measure intelligence!).

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Computer says no?

No matter how good, I'd imagine picking or rejecting applicants on expression by a person is unethical. The computer solution is worse.

Is it even legal?

C.F. now auditions for musicians are supposed to be "blind". The demographic change (vs previous white men of a certain age range) has been amazing where orchestras do it. Better music.

NASA Administrator upends the scorn bucket on Elon Musk's Starship spurtings

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Re: Something has been nagging me about the look of Starship

Also Trade Descriptions.

It's a Spaceship. Like in TinTin, XL5, Thunderbirds or Saturn V.

Not even atomic powered.

It certainly can't take man to the stars.

SPARCs fly as Oracle recharges Arm server processor designer Ampere with $40m

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Intel Chips overpriced?

1). Arm doesn't sell the chips. That's just royalty.

2). Intel sells expensive chips, sometimes x500 price of an ARM.

3). Volume wise many more ARM chips sold in a week than Intel sells all year.

4). Intel mostly sells to Servers, PCs, Laptops. Only Servers are not dwindling sales.

5). ARM chips are used in ANYTHING that needs a CPU. It's easier for ARM to break into Server market than Desktop/Laptop Windows market. MS can't sensibly switch to ARM for desktop Windows. Apple can more easily switch Mac from Intel to ARM, they've switched Mac CPUs several times before and Apple's main HW is now ARM based iThings, not the Mac range.

Fairytale for 2019: GNOME to battle a patent troll in court

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Re: Subsequent litigation.

They make far more income from accepting applications than rejection, also the idea is to not waste money checking, the people with prior art or money to prove it's not a patent anyway can easily take it to court, saving USPTO loads of expenses.

Patents good.

Copyright that expires in a timely fashion good.

Software patents bad. USPTO useless. DRM Evil. DMCA evil.

The Wun Show: Douglas Crockford has been sniffing JavaScript's bad parts again

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Wut!

Is this a review of a real book? Not just one of Verity's excellent rambles?

P.S. Do people still buy books on programming rather than searching t'web?

I used to. I have enough to fill almost 2m of shelf. Anyone want ancient books on Z80, C++, Prolog, Modula-2, Pascal, OpenGL, Windows 95, DOS Interrupts and even older Uni textbooks?

Consumer campaign to keep receiving printed till receipts looks like a good move – on paper

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Evil Thermal

Also SOGA and similar.

a) Hard to ensure a digital receipt survives for two years

b) The thermal ones fade too quick.

There though RFID tags. In theory a way to prove purchase at exit (security guy would have a scanner) and for return to any store in company for returns/repair/replace. Problem is privacy / Google.

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Re: Surprising?

Just to clarify, I think it's a good judgement and only Dominic Wormtongue and Boris Saruman will ignore it.

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Surprising?

How?

This is exactly the sort of thing the newish (less than 20 yo?) UK Supreme court wants to rule on.

It might be ignored.

Are you a Nim-by? C-ish language, gentler than Go, friendlier than Rust, reaches version 1.0

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Re: Compiles to C ... javascript...

Or Preprocessing. Most of the first C++ compilers produced C, which as C was really originally a machine independent macro assembler in concept, was reasonable.

Or Compiling.

Some Pascal compilers produced P-Code. That is a principle that both Java, Visual Basic, later J++ and C# used.

Transcoding is a more idiot sort of process.

So you can have a multipass real compiler and not produce a native binary but something else to take advantage of existing mature tools.

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Re: I see not a few pascalisms...

Or Modula-2 like, a much misunderstood and undervalued language.

I may take a closer look.

Remember that security probe that ended with a sheriff cuffing the pen testers? The contract is now public so you can decide who screwed up

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Wonderful

More great background from el Reg for my 'Dark Ops' series

Apple tells European Commission it's nutty for slapping €13bn tax bill on Irish subsidiary

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Re: Switzerland has voted twice to reject the EUs interference.

The Swiss Government threw out the People's Referendum on EU Immigrant rules and Movement. They simply told the people that the EU rules were reasonable and that the Referendum proposal was unworkable. They'd have lost grants and staff in Swiss Universities.

The Swiss only joined the UN in recent memory, and gave Women full vote not long before that, so no surprise they have not joined EU yet.

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Re: Ireland sovereignty in the past 500

Maybe closer to 800, see Henry II, though true that Elisabeth I consolidated English rule, due to practically an Irish Civil War* removing the last independent rulers. She also instigated the idea that British included the English to bolster her transatlantic claims in France, though it was in James's rule that there was the first successful English/British North American colony.

Notes:

(* The William&Mary / James III thing was an English rebellion fought in Ireland. William was backed by Catholic troops and Mary was James's daughter. 1690 was not a Protestant Victory over Catholics, some Irish people had backed the English Rebel who had agreed to pass reign to Mary. The Cromwell thing was the English Civil war spilling over to Ireland, not nice. The 1920s Irish Civil War was the worst, more people killed than in War of Independence. SF/IRA lost that, but continued the tradition in the North till 1998).

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Re: *only** EU country with native English speakers.

Malta

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Re: welcome to move their European operations to the UK

Their Europe HQ, for tax purposes has moved from Ireland to Jersey. As has some others in Ireland since this case started.

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Re: Ireland's taxes are within it's [sic] remit

Apple and Eircom have moved their Europe / Ireland HQ's to Jersey. UK has refused to implement some EU directives on Transparency, Money Laundering, Offshoring etc. See also Isle of Man, Gibraltar, Bermuda, British Virgin Is, Cayman etc. There is a reason that some Elites in the Tory Party want a No Deal Brexit and why under Theresa May a motion for a deal without a backstop was also defeated. The problem is that all the Anti No Deal majority can't agree on what deal they are for, which is why EU is worried about a Singapore off the European mainland.

Singapore and Panama are actually reforming.

The Swiss have passed most of the EU banking & tax legislation into law.

This case is about historic underpayment, where Apple didn't even pay a tenth of Ireland's Corporation Tax. The manufacturing is now virtually gone in Cork, Apple has most stuff made in China now. They borrow money using offshored assets as collateral to spend in USA to avoid USA tax, then claim the interest as an overhead of doing business in the USA!

You can trust us to run a digital currency – we're Facebook: Exec begs Europe not to ban Libra

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Trust them?

Deliberate theft of personal information, inc from other apps to Facebook (e.g. their Whatsapp)

Tracking of ANYONE, not just users, via the [F] button javascript on 3rd party sites

Selling all this information to Advertisers and Political parties etc.

Enabling damage to Democracy by allowing fake accounts, adverts and content.

Enabling Hate Crime

Enabling Scam adverts

Bugs in API / Websites allowing 3rd parties to scrape supposedly private information.

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No doubt they can do the infrastructure and make it "work" after a fashion. However it will "steal" personal information. Even the USA forbade US Banks to use information from transfers & cheque clearance other than to do the funds transfer. Facebook has proved they will lie about what they do, ignore regulations, exploit users and both deliberately and accidentally take & expose personal information.

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Facebook, Amazon, Google etc are not fit or suitable organisations to run either Payment systems or a Crypo-currency.

It's a solution that only benefits Facebook. Also they should be forbidden from buying PayPal.

Just what we all needed, lactose-free 'beer' from northern hipsters – it's the Vegan Sorbet Sour

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Re: made with flowers and fruits

At bit pedantic:

They are herbal infusions unless based on Camellia Sinensis. There are real teas with added fruit, blossoms or spices, they have Camellia Sinensis as the main ingredient. Many herbal infusions actually have Hibiscus as the main base, even if not in the branding. Wikipedia seems to use "tea" for herbal beverages with no Camellia Sinensis in them, so perhaps it's OK in the USA to call them teas, though nowadays most herbal infusions in Irish & UK shops do have "Tea" in the name.

It's true that beer doesn't need hops. Both dandelion and also burdock were used before hops, or nothing at all extra.

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Re: fermented Mares Milk

Might be bacterial rather than yeast fermentation of lactose to lactic acid and thus a non-alcoholic yogurt.

Ancient Turks had it and the word is from Turkish. I thought I read somewhere that Mongols invented/discovered yogurt.

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Re: You can make beer with milk?

Certainly you can put some milk into malt when fermenting beer. However it simply sweetens it.

"Mackeson Stout is a milk stout first brewed in 1907. It contains lactose, a sugar derived from milk. Because lactose cannot be fermented by beer yeast, it adds sweetness, body, and energy to the finished beer."

I prefer Murphy. Proper Stout.

Milk on its own would be tricky, though yogurt and cheese are lower lactose (the milk sugars) than the source milk due to the creation process converting it. However fermenting milk into yogurt is using a bacteria not a yeast, so it's not alcoholic.

I don't know of any yeast that will convert lactose to alcohol, though such might exist.

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Vegan Beer

Unless you are using mysterious processing and ingredients to "clarify" or "remove sediment", most beers are vegan.

I thought a beer / ale / stout as minimum is a malted grain (almost any grain is possible, not just barley), yeast and water. Hops is an almost modern innovation and actually optional.

Almost anything with carbohydrate (sugars) can be fermented, though not all fermentation is alcoholic. However being alcoholic doesn't make it be a "beer". This sounds more like a thickened wine? It's absolutely not beer.

Are you who you say you are, sir? You are? That's all fine then

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Re: Gaming the IVR

Claim you either want to buy a large value or start a premium sub, or cancel a sub and you get a human quickly?

Processing complaints doesn't make a profit.

The NetCAT is out of the bag: Intel chipset exploited to sniff SSH passwords as they're typed over the network

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already game over

This maybe adds the set and match?

It's interesting and likely of use to someone somewhere eventually, even if only a character on the same LAN down the hall in a techno-thriller.

Look, we know it feels like everything's going off the rails right now, but think positive: The proton has a new radius

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Re: Pinch of proton salt

Electrons are worse, behaving as waves, particles or probability clouds in different situations. I remember in 1970s my Materials Science Lecturer saying it was all really good fairy tales. I later had doubts about his expertise as he "proved" no material had the bandgap needed for blue LEDs.

I suspect most atomic, quantum and semiconductor physics is Alchemy/Magic dressed up as science. Newton and Kepler were Alchemists. Not sure about Copernicus and Galileo, but they and Kepler also had Astrology as a sideline.

Can you download it to me – in an envelope with a stamp?

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Post Codes

Ireland recently got Post Codes. Co-incidently the number of cards "Collect your parcel at Depot as you were not in" has risen, often posted when we were in.

Curiously before Postcodes (creation & management outsourced to a private company) delivery was no problem, even letters from abroad with only name an nearest city arriving. An annoyance then were websites insisting on Zip/Post code (everywhere except Hong Kong and Ireland had them). My wife put NA (for not available) and the package went via Namibia. The kind people in the Namibian post office didn't add any "Postage Due" either. The address did end in Ireland and the originator was in the UK.

Bureaucracy is a terrible thing, in a Democracy or Dictatorship. However the solution is reform, not privatisation.

OK, let's try that again: Vulture rakes a talon on Samsung's fresh attempt at the Galaxy Fold 5G

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Re: Less is more

Ability to run Android on outer and Linux on inner. Then it would be a netbook that folds into a phone assuming a decent matching keyboard.

I've tried Android on an external screen with a keyboard, with & without a mouse. Terrible.

Acer and Asus unveil some of the world's heaviest laptops ... and some of its lightest

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Re: Does not fry the users lap?

Yes, I do agree sparse use of laptops on laps is due to vents underneath.

The "desktops" were dying 12 years ago. A company I worked for then only bought laptops or rack mount "pizza" style unless you had some specialist application that needed a PCI or PCIe card (sometimes 4 x screen graphics not things on USB).

Obviously some gamers not into consoles kept buying desktops. All in ones are a ripoff. All the disadvantages of desktops and laptops without a built in UPS or portability. A laptop pretending to be a desktop at excessive price. Better to buy reading glasses and use a 15" laptop than a same resolution 17" or 19" All in One.

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Does not fry the users lap?

I've rarely seen a laptop on a lap. However most fry themselves due to bottom vents instead of edge vents if sat on a cushion, quilt, blanket, chair, settee etc. My ancient Dell i8200 had only side vents. Every netbook I've ever had could only be used on a tray or desk or would quickly overheat.

My recent Lenovo E460 can only be used on a hard surface. The stupidity of thin and ultra thin. I put a slim box under the screen end to tilt the keyboard to a better angle.

Appearance on all electronics products seems to be more important than ergonomics. A wedge with inlet, outlet and removable battery at the rear would make more sense. I was appalled to discover the E460 was the first laptop in the family with "built in" battery and no rear connectors. So as to have "thin".

Clutching at its Perl 6, developer community ponders language name with less baggage

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Re: GIF vs JIF

I was amazed when I read about the alleged "jif". I still think the J is a leg pull. Also in many languages the initial J was an I, so pronounced sort of Y. Some languages don't even have a J sound!

Surely it's Graphics Interchange Format, so G as in gravy or graft, not J in as in Gillian!

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Re: add a proper string type in C

That was one goal with C++, except Strustrupp was forced to have backward compatibility, which partially cripples C++ and means you get all the old mistakes / bugs. Even apart from those in C libraries.

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Re: Which Perl?

I thought Perl was just a wrapper to add functionality to regex, because you can't quite write a program just with a regex.

I'd not realised that Perl6 wasn't just a later version of Perl5. I've written one Perl program and I'd no idea what version. So I checked:

perl -v

This is perl 5, version 22, subversion 1 (v5.22.1) built for x86_64-linux-gnu-thread-multi

(with 73 registered patches, see perl -V for more detail)

Copyright 1987-2015, Larry Wall

Perl may be copied only under the terms of either the Artistic License or the

GNU General Public License, which may be found in the Perl 5 source kit.

Complete documentation for Perl, including FAQ lists, should be found on

this system using "man perl" or "perldoc perl". If you have access to the

Internet, point your browser at http://www.perl.org/, the Perl Home Page.

So the only issue is a new name for Perl6?

Microsoft's only gone and published the exFAT spec, now supports popping it in the Linux kernel

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Re: What if ...

There are free ext drivers for XP, at least ext2

Wasn't FAT based on one of the hundreds of CP/M formats. As DOS itself was a rip off of CPM/86.

The additions to fudge exFAT shouldn't have been permitted as patents. Only the actual code should have been copyright. It fails almost every traditional test, as do most patents at the USPTO, because they get paid more for acceptance than rejection and the theory is that if the patent is invalid someone will take the holder to court. The system favours huge corporations that spend as much on patent lawyers and clerical staff as actual engineers actually researching and developing real products. The system is broken.

However try reading an NTFS formated USB drive on a locked down Education institute Mac, or an iOS thing on Windows or Linux without iTunes.

GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name

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GUI

It's got TWO GUIs.

One suits a single screen and one suits a two screen setup.

Gimp was a type of thread (more than 70 years ago) and has had two other meanings since. A terrible acronym.