* Posts by DavCrav

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Paid Wikipedia-fiddling on wheels

DavCrav

Re: So

"What is the elReg unit of scumbaggery?"

The Nixon?

Smoking hole found on Mars where Schiaparelli lander, er, 'landed'

DavCrav

Re: 4 Kelvin Moles?

"Grampa: "The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!""

Your car gets seriously shit mileage then. 40 rods is a couple of hundred yards. A hogshead is about 50 gallons.

DavCrav

Re: Metric and imperial

"I was just watching a documentary about the Voyager probes last night (recorded, not sure when it was broadcast) and it's still amazing to me that not only is it in our lifetime (well, some of us here anyway, youngsters need not apply) that the three body problem was solved but the guy was still around to be interviewed."

In what sense has the three-body problem been solved? In the 19th century it was shown that there is no general solution to the three-body problem.

Since you are talking about the Grand Tour, Wikipedia suggests you mean Gary Flandro, who satisfies two conditions for being the person you are talking about: 1) he is alive, and 2) he noticed the alignment that allowed the Grand Tour to take place. But of course, since Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, it would be difficult to know this until after that date.

Edit: Having seen other comments now, it appears people are talking about Michael Minovitch. His Wikipedia page is full of incorrect statements about the three-body problem, but because of that inaccurate BBC documentary, they are referenced, so the fact they are false is not that important...

Despite best efforts, fewer and fewer women are working in tech

DavCrav

Re: Yup, women are smarter.

"In 2016 its still ok for your average 20 to 30 something to say "I dont really know computers".

I get asked some truly basic shit more often than is reasonable."

Get to the back of the queue! I'm a mathematician and we've had numbers for quite some time, significantly longer than we've had computers, either the original human type or machine. The number of people who say they can't do basic arithmetic is probably comparable, and possibly heavily overlapping, with the tech illiterati.

Trump vs. Clinton III - TPP looks dead, RussiaLeaks confirmed

DavCrav

"She mailed it in from one of her e-mail servers..."

Then TPP text wouldn't have been secret for so long...

Basic income after automation? That’s not how capitalism works

DavCrav

Re: Don't think of BI as a welfare replacement...

"Yes, thank you capitalists, you raised us up to this level. But going forward, you're going to have to share now. The times they are a changin'."

Unfortunately, we have lots of productivity now because of capitalism. Get rid of the capitalism, and see how long your centrally planned economy keeps productivity that high

Marmite's not the only national treasure hit by Brexit. Will someone think of the PCs?

DavCrav

Re: When all else fails ...

"When all else fails ...

Blame Brexit!"

You think the 20% fall in Sterling is unconnected to the EU Referendum result? Interesting position.

DavCrav

"As for currency fluctuations, It would be nice (for us in the UK at least) if the BoE and Government could stop talking the economy down and start bigging it up."

Oh for fuck's sake. The only reason anyone listens to the BoE is because it doesn't lie through its teeth about things like this. Boris Johnson is bigging up the UK economy, but nobody believes him because he's an idiot. Experts -- don'tcha just hate 'em -- use logic, reasoning and data to make predictions. If the BoE said "everything will be amazing, trust us", traders would say "Why? Nobody else is saying that. What secret data and models do you have?" No response: the sell off continues, but with the added bonus of traders don't trust BoE statements as well.

The trouble is, you cannot fool clever people who know things with it'll be all right bullshit, just stupid people. Hence Brexit.

DavCrav

"You should thank the financial sector, they the ones that are causing it.

They have the power to bring down companies (or even countries) with their dodgy dealings."

Question: How stupid do you have to be for me to log in just to downvote you? Answer: This stupid.

Verizon!'s top! lawyer! ponders! walking! away! from! Yahoo! gobble!

DavCrav

"They might have a reason to reduce the offer, but what they got still isn't a bad deal."

Really? They are buying Yahoo!, and the price had a bn at the end. I think that's a bad deal, personally. I think at the time someone on the comments here accurately valued it as being worth 18p, three buttons and a pen top. Not a whole pen, mind.

Tax-swerving IT director disqualified for 8 years

DavCrav

Re: And yet ...

"And yet Philip Green is still allowed to be chairman of the Arcadia Group despite paying his family and himself massive dividends whilst driving BHS into bankruptcy. I guess he must have invited the Right People to his lavish parties."

Did he do it while insolvent? No. So he cannot be done for trading while insolvent. Note that he sold BHS as a going concern, and also wrote off more in loans and the price he paid for the company than he made out of it in dividends. The pension problems are primarily the fault of low interest rates, and are replicated all over the world: the BHS deficit is significantly wider now than it was when the company went into liquidation, for example. But let's not let a few facts get in the way of a rant about billionaires.

A robot kitchen? Whatever. Are you stupid enough to fall for this?

DavCrav

Re: How do they deal with this little problem?

"The company started three weeks ago, and it give it nine more before it folds. Any more than that, and the scam risks becoming too blatant even for the gullible."

And yet a quick Google search yields this BBC article from April 2015:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-32282131

where apparently the tech was being demonstrated later in the year... Something doesn't add up here.

Edit: they have a video of the robot arms working there. Yeah, that's not going to work in real life.

DavCrav

Re: Just trying to work out

"Not that I'd do either; I'm one of those old fashioned people that prefer the food un-deconstructed, un-in-a-small-pile-on-an-interesting-plate, and most particularly, in quantities large enough to provide nourishment. With chips."

You won't get chips, and it might be in a pile on an interesting plate, but you are absolutely full after a 9 course tasting menu. And drunk too, if you went for wine with each course.

DavCrav

Mark Oleynik is a Ph.D. mathematician

Maths Genealogy project has no mention of him. Pics of his thesis or GTFO.

On an unrelated note, I heard that many foods come in different sizes, so when the robot observes the human with a carrot, it might not be exactly the same size as the next one the robot has. How do they deal with this little problem?

Without new anti-robot laws, humanity is doomed, MPs told

DavCrav

Re: "some obscure board game"

"I assumed that the game in question was chess, because the last I heard Go was *waaay* too difficult for brute forcing, er, I mean, sophisticated AI algos."

Indeed. Which is why it was such a shock when the latest Go AI wiped the floor with the fleshy meatbag.

Boy, 12, gets €100k bill from Google after confusing Adwords with Adsense

DavCrav

Re: Twelve =/= teen

"http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2011/11/15/3364432.htm"

Was that intended to support or refute my post? In that it said that we measure time in twelves because of the Babylonians, who used base 10 for counting but then grouped larger numbers into 60s. In my post I said that the Babylonians used base 10 and also base 60. I am not sure what you wanted to say, especially since you said nothing.

Oh, and add to my list of other cultures don't go up to twelve, Slavonic languages such as Russian start with one-teen.

DavCrav

Re: I'm confused as to how someone can be that confused

"I think kid would have to be extremely amazingly stupid, not just "confused", based on how AdWords works.

I just double-checked, and when you go to AdWords, it says "Get your ad on Google today".

Let me repeat, "Get YOUR AD on Google today""

Is that what it says in Spanish? Because, you know, he is.

DavCrav

Re: Twelve =/= teen

"Thats because we used to have a base 12 number system and then someone decided we should move to a base ten system. Hence there are distinct words for 1 to 12 and then we move onto teens, thirteen, fourteen, <number>teen etc.. You will see the same in german."

We never had a base 12 number system. The Babylonians used base 10 and also base 60. The Romans used twelfths in fractions, but Western Europeans have never in history used base 12 for actual counting, only time.English and German have words up to 12, Spanish up to 15, French up to 16.

WikiLeaks claims 'significant' US election info release ... is yet to come

DavCrav

Re: How the US election operates....

"3. The illuminati decides who will be president anyway (had to throw that in didn't I?)"

I thought it was the Templars, now known as Abstergo. Maybe that's jointly with the Illuminati.

Termination fees for terminated people now against the law

DavCrav

Re: I would have thought that

"I would have thought that a contract with a dead person is void."

This is clearly not true in all cases: loans, mortgages, and so on are still valid even after a person dies, and the charge is made on their estate. This is probably where for example mobile phone companies can come in, as they have a credit agreement. Suppose that you get a two-year contract for a brand new phone, and on day two of the contract you die. There's a reasonable case for the phone company to get the phone back. Early termination charges for electric or something is pretty scummy, and the phone company could just eat the loss as a goodwill gesture, as it's not going to happen all that often.

Sad reality: Look, no one's going to patch their insecure IoT gear

DavCrav

"You missed the DNA analysis to find our who's been in your home and estimate their duration of stay. Want to know if your lover is cheating on you behind your back? Now you can tell."

That would be functionality that was built into it, but can only be accessed if you upgrade the software for a special introductory price.

DavCrav

"This just sucks."

So you decided against buying the IoT vacuum cleaner then? It can tell you how much skin you have shed in the last thirty days, with a handy chart to find out if your molt rate is changing. There's a little screen on the front that shows you advertisements for other cleaning products on offer right now, and it automatically orders a replacement filter from Amazon when yours gets clogged.

I want to patent this just to stop it getting made for twenty years.

The web is past peak innovation: It's all negative returns from here

DavCrav

These stupid vertical scrolling websites

This seems the right place for a rant about these websites that have decided to put their entire website on one page, and you have to scroll all the way down to find anything out, interspersed with full-page photographs, as if someone took a magazine and glued all the pages end to end.

It's stupid, it's terribly slow to load, fairly slow to scroll, difficult to find anything, and I hate it, and hate you for making it. Hyperlinks are not a scarce resource. Use them.

Lily Cole: You'd hate me more if Impossible.com were a success

DavCrav

"It's not even losing enough money to be a proper startup."

Maybe this is what the 'achieving scale' in the article means?

'Geek gene' denied: If you find computer science hard, it's your fault (or your teacher's)

DavCrav

Re: Black differently abled gay height challenged single mothers in Computer Science!

"In light of this assertion, lack of diversity in technology recruitment becomes more difficult to excuse as a consequence of natural ability.

I know where the author is going with this but lack of any significant pattern in the student population does not justify to force "diversity" on employers for the sake of it - because employers are not hiring in the same population, especially not if that population is reframed by adding more "diversified" people."

I'd go much further than all this. I'd say the author has taken a study that shows that coursemarks across a specific population is roughly normal, as with many things in life, and then extrapolated that to claim that this means that all substrata of the population are equally adept at things, which is a no-no.

For a start, the dataset is hideously self selecting, almost the epitome of such: final-year computer science undergrads. Now come on; if there were a geek gene, you would rather hope that all of these people have it in the first place, so we are looking only at the 'cans'. This is specifically against the author of the article here, not the paper itself.

For the authors of the original paper, I assume they looked at pre-moderated marks, and not those after they have been fit to a curve? I couldn't find any mention of this in their paper, but since this is trick-cycling and I actually have real maths to be getting on with, I didn't look too hard.

Secondly, finally for the off-the-top-of-my-head-reasons-why-this-paper-is-rubbish, exams are designed to get a normal distribution. We write a few questions that everyone will get, then attempt to write a few questions that some will, some won't, and a few very hard questions, to get this nice distribution of people.

To be fair to the authors of the study, they are trying to prove that computer science results at university level are normally distributed, just like every other subject. And they succeed at that, although my reasons above are a pretty good explanation for that even if the underlying population ability is bimodal. And then the trick-cycling comes in, and it's garbage from then on. They miss out one very good reason why lecturers think distributions are bimodal: because the people they see are bimodal. Interactions with students are mostly with the very weak and the very able, with those in between being largely invisible until exam time.

Final grade for the paper: 55%. A solid upper second, but not enough critical analysis to get onto most graduate training programmes at major companies.

BBC to demand logins for iPlayer in early 2017

DavCrav

My login for ITV Player was absolutely definitely not David Cameron of 10 Downing St, London, SW1A 2AA, DoB 9/10/1966. I guess I should update those details now...

Unlucky Luckey: Oculus developers invoke anti-douchebag clause, halt games for VR goggles

DavCrav

Re: Americans, again not realising there's a world outside them

"Blacks are not being killed by police in any remarkable numbers. They're actually less likely to be shot and killed by the police on any given encounter than whites. Not only that, but most of the police shootings of people of any race are justified."

Oh goody. Another misuse of statistics. It's not that blacks are being killed more often in any given encounter, it's that these encounters are much more likely to happen to blacks than whites. So if a black person has as much chance of being shot per encounter as a white person, but is ten times more likely to have an encounter, can you please tell me how much more likely he is to be shot?

"...most of the police shootings of people of any race are justified."

OK, so that means that up to 50% of police shootings are not justified? I would bloody well hope that most police shootings are justified. In fact I'd be concerned if any at all are not, and if one is not justified, then the police involved would go on trial. (Not necessarily convicted of course, but a full, public investigation involving a judge and lawyers, just as when non-police shoot people in an unjustified manner.) But who decides if the shootings are justified? Oh yes, the police.

DavCrav

Re: What an idiot

"He should of [sic] got a SuperPAC setup and donated anonymously like everyone else that wants to buy a piece of the action:"

I think you mean a 501(c)(4). SuperPACs have to disclose their donors, and can campaign. 501(c)(4)s don't have to disclose their donors but cannot campaign. But 501(c)(4)s can donate to SuperPACs.

As evidenced by Stephen Colbert's 501(c)(4) "Colbert Super PAC SHH Institute", previously known as "Anonymous Shell Corporation" (the official name).

Asian hornets are HERE... those honey bee murdering BASTARDS

DavCrav

"The Asian hornet can be identified by a single yellow band on its dark body and brown eyes on its yellow-orange face."

And the fact that it's 2 inches bloody long. Jesus.

Jakarta be kidding me! Google gets $400m tax bill from Indonesia

DavCrav

Re: Is this really an option?

"The Chocolate Factory had declined an earlier request to be audited.

I didn't think declining a tax office audit was an option... Maybe being a company the size of Google does give you an advantage."

I think that means something like

"Can we take a look at your books?"

"Come back with a court order."

"OK, here it is."

"Oh. Erm, OK then."

RAF Reaper drone was involved in botched US Syria airstrike

DavCrav

Re: Barrel Bombs vs Precision Guided 500lb Bomb

"If by 'Precision Guided 500lb Bomb' you are referring to laser guided, more accurately laser marked target bombs, they are only as accurate as their markers.

The target is identified by the laser carrying marker being identified using a 4-digit number entered by the pilot. This number is conveyed to the bomber pilot who dials it in to the ''Precision Guided 500lb Bomb". The bomb ignores all other 4-digit identifiers.

The alternative can be infra-red markers placed around/near by ground based accomplices OR a laser target marking system. These are often referred to as Ground Laser Target Designator (GLTD) and are used in conjunction with Paveway bombs and Hellfire missiles.

The transmitted marker is from a Nd:YAG laser with a wavelength of 1.064 micrometres (3.93701e-5 inches) and a pulse energy energy of up to 80 Millijoules (0.0010 watt seconds). They are good for -32 degrees C to +45 degrees C operation.

Unaligned nations are using IR receivers that decode the marker signal and transmit the codes, in real time, to alternative IR decoy markers which then become the target for the incoming weapons, thereby rendering the 'Precision Guided 500lb Bomb' less ineffective.

So much for 'precision'."

I can't tell whether I've just read a Wikipedia article or an extract from a Tom Clancy novel.

Swedish appeals court upholds arrest warrant for Julian Assange

DavCrav

Re: Very few commenters seem to know the facts of this case...

"If you wish to see my sources on the above, visit https://justice4assange.com/assange-case-fact-checker.html

Although it is a pro-julian website, everything listed there can be independently verified if the nay-sayers only chose to do so."

I won't bother going to your website, thanks. Your first 'fact'

"1. The UN formally found in February 2016 that Julian Assange is unlawfully detained by Sweden and the UK."

is false. A UN committee found that Assange was arbitrarily detained, not unlawfully detained. the committee consisted of non-lawyers from a variety of countries, and did not worry itself with concepts like the law.

It is clear that Assange's predicament is neither arbitrary nor detention. The leap of logic they took was that, because Assange cannot leave without being arrested, he is de facto in prison. And because he is 'in prison' according to them, without trial, this detention is therefore arbitrary.

Note that this logic would apply to anyone hiding from the law: taken a few hostages and won't come out? You are being arbitrarily detained by the authorities. It's crazy but hey, sometimes the UN just has to make political points against certain countries, and this is the only way they can do it.

Delete Google Maps? Go ahead, says Google, we'll still track you

DavCrav
Joke

Re: eh?

"A charger in the car brings the phone to full function in a few seconds, in the event of car trouble or other unusual circumstance. It doesn't need to charge a bit first"

Unless the car trouble is a flat battery.

Petulant Facebook claims it can't tell the difference between child abuse and war photography

DavCrav

"What's next? A picture of a cat fleeing from a burning house will be considered animal abuse?"

Yes, if you deliberately set fire to a house knowing there are cats in there. Of course, arson probably takes precedence.

DavCrav

Re: Ummm . . .

"In at least one sense of course this an image of child pornography."

I think if you'd have said 'child abuse' it would have made much more sense.

Sony wins case over pre-installed Windows software

DavCrav

"The national court will have to decide whether, when a consumer has been informed before the sale "that the model of computer is not marketed without pre-installed software and that he is therefore free to choose another model of computer, of another brand, with similar technical specifications and sold without software, the ability of that consumer to make an informed transactional decision was appreciably impaired," the CJEU said."

But what if there aren't any? More or less it's impossible to find such brands, so does that change the decision?

EU court: Linking to pirated stuff doesn't breach copyright... except when it does

DavCrav

Re: Copy protection for links

"or would the potential user of the link have to mail me, and request the right to use the link?"

I think everyone who wants to click on the link should have to send a letter to the owner of the target address asking permission to click on the link. Permission would normally be granted within 28 days by return of post.

DavCrav

Re: Barking up the wrong tree?

"Perhaps what should have happened is 1) a DMCA request to FileFactory and then later via the courts 2) a request for the user details of whoever uploaded the content to go after them."

Dude. This is the EU. DMCA is US law. I'm not sure why you think one matters to the other.

DavCrav

Re: A real Renaissance man

"It may be of help remembering that the good man is actually a fairly capable journalist, and thus perfectly able of researching the matter to a degree that he's not talking out of the wrong orifice. I can't speak about the climate things, but I do know he does indeed understand copyright shenanigans."

But he's a journalist that calls some of the most senior judges in Europe 'stupid' because he knows better than they do about copyright law. Maybe we aren't in Gove territory yet, but we are on the same scale.

When you've paid the ransom but you don't get your data back

DavCrav

"In my view everyone who uses a computer should be trained in general security, how to spot these emails and made to sign a waiver saying that if an infection is proven to come from them they pay the ransom if no other method of recovery is available. "

You might need to change the law first, as making employees personally liable for costs tends to be frowned upon, at least in the UK.

DavCrav

Re: Is it legal to pay this?

"That's no reason why we shouldn't have such a law here as every payout encourages the fraud and puts everybody else at increased threat which even if you have good defences (like avoiding the more risky OS) and solid backup it has knock on consequences.

The fact that the threat is only property and not life makes it indefensible plus the only reason they have been caught is because of BOTH inadequate defence against a well known risk and, even worse. even more inadequate backups. That's gross negligence in my book.

The organisations deserve to suffer the consequences if they don't pay up and if they do - even greater consequences. Making the directors personally culpable may be an encouragement for better and safer practices (speaking as a company director myself)."

You haven't really thought through the consequences of your statements. making paying ransoms illegal will just mean people wouldn't tell the police at all, and it's rare that criminalizing being a victim has worked.

Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond

DavCrav

Re: Other colours are available.

"yet no-one ever mentions an Indian, Chinese or Middle Eastern bond?"

I'm not sure about Indian, but how many Chinese and Middle-Eastern people would get through the security clearance procedures, do you think?

When Irish eyes are filing: Ireland to appeal Europe's $15bn Apple tax claw-back

DavCrav

Re: What if taxation is inherently unjust?

"What if taxation is inherently unjust?

Think about this with great care. Taxation is unjust, in and of itself. How so? Well there's no guarantee government will return a benefit in direct proportion to what that take by force. What's more, 95% of all taxation comes out of earned incomes, while unearned incomes are virtually untaxed. These unearnds are about the same amount as the earned so would form an ideal alternate tax base. Show me any politician ready to stand up and point this out. Meanwhile, Apple and the Irish government have risen significantly in terms of nobility."

None of what you said makes taxation inherently unjust. At best, it would make our implementation unjust, not the concept itself, so it wouldn't be inherent.

It's OK to fine someone for repeating a historical fact, says Russian Supreme Court

DavCrav

"these are all examples of speech that is NORMALLY not protected under free-speech provisions in countries' laws."

"Sorry, but you are wrong. At least in the US, free speech means free speech."

You says I am wrong, then give one example of a country to prove that these are normally not covered under free-speech provisions. I wonder, if I give two examples of countries where I'm right, that makes you double wrong?

DavCrav

"Here in Canada we have free speech, yet Holocaust deniers have been convicted of spreading hate. Did any of the cases hinge on such a subtle point of logic? I have not a clue."

Free speech does not allow you to say anything you want. For God's sake, I thought we'd dealt with this when you were five. It does not allow you to phone up the Prime Minister and threaten to kill him, for example. (Most use saying "Fire!" in a crowded theatre", but threats to kill are also not protected speech.) Free speech is only as far as you are not producing harm in others. Threats to kill, denying the murder of millions of people in an obvious attempt at neo-Nazism, deliberate attempts to induce groundless mass panic; these are all examples of speech that is normally not protected under free-speech provisions in countries' laws.

DavCrav

"He who controls the past commands the future, He who commands the future, conquers the past."

-- Kane

Now the Olympics is over, Theranos is withdrawing its Zika test application

DavCrav

"As with its previous MiniLab claims, the pitch centred on finger-prick blood samples and a device that"

As with finger-prick blood samples, this paragraph that stops mid-sentence doesn't tell the whole story...

Waze to go, Google: New dial-a-ride Uber, Lyft rival 'won't vet drivers'... What could go wrong?

DavCrav

Re: Uber saved my ass last weekend

"There's a reason why taxi drivers are primarily immigrants: they're very poorly paid."

They might be poorly paid, but driving a taxi, especially long-distance driving like this, where you don't have to know lots of shortcuts and detailed maps, is one of the least skilled jobs out there, simply requiring a driving licence, which the vast majority of the population have. You would expect it to pay at the extreme lower end of payscales.

DavCrav

"For fun we could apply Terry Pratchett's actuarial approach to crime to things like big business' tax avoidance schemes: how many people died in Ireland as a result of underfunded services because Apple, et al. didn't pay the going rate."

None. However, people will have died in other European countries that were fiddled out of their taxes by dodgy Irish tax law and dodgier backroom deals.

DavCrav

"I'm not sure why Google would need to vet anyone in that case."

Because it would be trivia for miscreants to offer a lift from one place to somewhere a fair distance away, then mug the person on the side of the motorway? And then Google somehow claims that they bear no responsibility at all for this? At least in the UK, that sort of bullshit doesn't stand up in court.