* Posts by DavCrav

3894 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Nov 2007

To Puerto Ricans: A Register apology

DavCrav

Re: Logarithmic tail

"Maybe the reporting frequency has changed because they knew they wouldn't be able to keep going at the same rate. Much more likely."

And it was just a coincidence it happened the day after a news story about it appeared?

Bigmouth ex-coppers who fed media MP pr0nz story face privacy probe

DavCrav

Re: @ Naselus

"> Green's lie came in response to the unwarranted police persecution. If they hadn't leaked, he'd have had nothing to deny.

But the fact is he did lie, and provably so."

After the fact. Or are you claiming they released the information to pre-emptively prove he will lie?

Ex-Microsoft intern claimed one of her fellow temps raped her. Her bosses hired him

DavCrav

Re: "seriously sexually assaulted"

"But DougS, the ass grab is still assault, and thus serious, no?"

I thought assault like that was a misdemeanor in the US, and hence not serious by definition?

DavCrav

Re: So what did the police say?

"Yes, I think we should charge people grabbing an ass with rape.

You are not the one who gets to define how bad the crime is. It's the victim that gets to decide."

Well you are an idiot then, Sorry, but you are. If I am seriously offended by the tailgater on the motorway yesterday (he was a complete dick, and it's a crime) I can send him to jail for 30 years for death by dangerous driving?

Rape has a definition. Grabbing someone's arse is a crime, it's just not rape. Words have meanings. And rape is the only crime where there's even a debate that there might be more and less severe versions of it. Murder is murder, but the type of murder determines the sentence. We don't treat all thieves equally as well. The campaigners are definitely wrong on this one.

Funnily enough, no, IT admins who trash biz machines can't claim they had permission

DavCrav

Re: Dang it!

"This guy gets a lot done when he's pissed off. Wonder how things would have gone if he had shown a similar level of effort towards actually doing his job!"

Who do you think made the 625 backups?

'Subdued' year for poor old Capita means more 'restructuring' needed

DavCrav

"What about Man United? that's a team of expensive players managed by a donkey."

You misspelled 'twat'.

Former ZX Spectrum reboot project man departs

DavCrav

Re: answer:

"The Vega+ however is a case of scenario (2), and backers obviously feel entitled to their cash."

Possibly, but they can only have what exists...

DavCrav

"If they don’t intend to deliver, the authorities ought to look at what measures can be taken to fully reimburse those who gave money in good faith for a home entertainment product."

I never understood this with crowdfunding. If people expect to get their money back if it all goes Pete Tong, what do they think the company they gave it to was using it for? I mean, if it just sits in a bank account ready to give back if it's a failure, then they obviously aren't using it to try to create the product, so they don't need it in the first place. Therefore, if it's a failure, you cannot get all your money back, maybe some at best.

New battery boffinry could 'triple range' of electric vehicles

DavCrav

Re: How many battery "breakthroughs" is that this year?

"Somehow "could" never turns into "does"..."

And yet batteries continue to get better in real-world devices. How does that work?

Why is Wikipedia man Jimbo Wales keynoting a fake news conference?

DavCrav

Re: Wikipedia infaillible ? No!

"Britannica contains many inaccuracies, Wikepedia as well, however, studies have confirmed that in general, Wikipedia was better than Britannica."

Technically true (of course, the best kind...) but misleading. In those studies, the number of inaccuracies was comparable, but the type of inaccuracies was not.

"If you think something is incorrect on Wikipedia, BY ALL MEANS, TAKE 5 F'ing MINUTES and CORRECT IT!"

I do not work for free.

Big tech wants the ICO on EU data protection board in Brexit fallout

DavCrav

Re: Episode 645 of "Have Cake and Eat it"

"Ferstein?"

Verstehen?

Euro Patent Office ignores ruling and refuses entry to vindicated judge

DavCrav

Re: Sources?

"I'm thinking that a quality news outlet would, by now, have revealed its sources, or at least explained why it wasn't doing so."

His name's Deep Throat. Good enough for you?

Tech giants at war: Google pulls plug on YouTube in Amazon kit

DavCrav

Re: Send in our govt!

"I've got a solution... send in our conservative government. Theresa May and her crack team of expert negotiators will settle it for Amazon, Google AND Apple. They'll come up with a simple, fair and equitable solution that'll keep everyone happy. It'll mean future decades of happiness for everyone."

They can have YouTube and watch it.

French activists storm Paris Apple Store over EU tax dispute

DavCrav

Re: Attac is anti-globalisation ?

"So why aren't they demonstrating outside the places where the tax laws are made, instead of outside the businesses that are perfectly legally following those laws?"

You protest wherever you think it will do the most good. An organized boycott and sit in of Apple's nation-wide chain of tat shops would make more impact than sharply worded letters to your Deputies, which will result in nothing.

DavCrav
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Re: Vive la France

"Corporation tax for US corporations is due in the US."

No it isn't, don't lie. Corporation tax is due wherever the company is trading. (EU is a bit more complicated, as it only has to have a single headquarters in one of the member states.) For example, Facebook pays (not enough, but some) UK corporation tax.

"Dunno why some people find this so hard to grasp?"

I don't know why you didn't get it. Hopefully you will learn from this new information.

DavCrav

Re: But which Tax are we talking about?

Property taxes on selling property can be avoided:

1) Make company

2) Buy property, pay sales tax on property once.

3), 4), etc. Sell company rather than property, no fees paid.

DavCrav

Re: Theft or not

"VAT is not paid by the company, it is paid by the end customer. The company just acts as a tax collector and forwards the VAT collected to the government."

Sort of. If there were no VAT in the UK, do you think all products (for which VAT is payable) would be 18% cheaper? I think not. Some things yes, but those prices that miraculously become £9.99 once VAT is added on? You think will be £8.92? As someone else above said, Apple charges the market rate, and the market rate has VAT included. Take off VAT, and all that happens is the price at which MR=MC (marginal revenue = marginal cost) moves a little bit. The price will not drop by 18%, just like it didn't drop the correct amount when VAT was reduced to 15%, it just went in companies' pockets.

Ex-cop who 'kept private copies of data' fingers Cabinet Office minister in pr0nz at work claims

DavCrav

Re: Confused

"If someone has evidence of a crime, it is his duty to preserve that evidence until someone is available to take proper action based on that evidence. If the superiors of a police officer want to destroy evidence, they're the criminals - not the officer who heroically defies them in order that someday justice can be done."

I highly doubt that the US system would look kindly on his taking a bunch of evidence home 'just in case'.

DavCrav

Re: Two points

"If he was looking at porn he didn't need to claim expenses, he was at work so getting paid at the time already using government equipment, so already paid for out of the public purse. This is worse."

He gets an annual salary, not an hourly salary. This 'doing private things at work' argument only applies if he never does work things at home. As someone on an annual rather than hourly wage, if my employers would rather I only do work in the office (not porn viewing, but other personal stuff) then I will not do any work stuff outside of office hours, and we can see who loses from that deal.

UK.gov admits Investigatory Powers Act illegal under EU law

DavCrav

Re: @ Lysenko

"Any "one man, one vote" referendum in the UK is a de facto English vote. The appropriate criterion in a federation or union is "one country, one vote" or "one country, one veto"."

It's not appropriate. You think it's appropriate because you are in a state that is a tenth of the size of another. If we have majority rule by states, then Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, population about ten million, gang up and outvote England, population about 55 million. The tyranny of the minority seems to be even worse than the tyranny of the majority, no?

There is no 'appropriate' system of voting. There are a variety of administrative areas inside the UK, cities, counties, 'states' (ESWNI) and the whole country. The only appropriate plebiscite for an EU vote (if there should be one) is a national one. If you come from the Highlands you might also complain about Lowland Scots outvoting you, and you want your own veto. London, population greater than Scotland, forms a culturally different area of the UK, so should it not have a veto?

What I don't understand is that anyone in Scotland still supports independence, after seeing what a complete fucking disaster being a weak negotiating partner in divorce proceedings looks like. In Scotland-rUK divorce proceedings, it would be statements like 'you will take on a population-share of the debt, and for that you get the ability to route freight through rUK rather than across the North Sea'. Exactly as the EU is doing with the UK.

User dialled his PC into a permanent state of 'Brown Alert'

DavCrav

Re: 2 Keyboards...

"Oh, and even worse when the second keyboard is connected to the Laptop, and I'm wondering why the PC is not working..."

Or just when your laptop is in front of your desktop monitor. I often type onto my laptop keyboard looking at the desktop monitor, or vice versa, and it takes about five seconds before I realize what is up.

Royal Bank of Scotland culls 1 in 4 branches, blames the interwebz

DavCrav

Re: last bank visit

This is exactly it. With ATMs and online banking, more or less the only thing you need to go to a branch for is to pay in cheques (they do still exist) and do more one-off things like mortgage and loan applications. That's not enough business to sustain a national branch network.

High-freq trade biz sues transatlantic ISP for alleged spiteful cable cut

DavCrav

Re: High-frequency trading companies = parasites

"High-frequency trading is a perfect example of our financial systems gone completely bonkers. With all their warts, traditional stock markets served a vital role in keeping our society going. HFT on the other hand exists solely to rob other participants in the market, and perform no socially useful function. If we collectively had any sense left, they'd be banned already, and their founders would rot in jail like the common swindlers they are."

OK, no Tim Worstall around any more to tell you why HFTs (of some sort) are needed, so I might as well do it for you.

The main reason that HFTs are useful is liquidity. They will buy an object on Market A for $1, and sell it on Market B for $1.0001. They make the $0.0001/object profit, and for that service you can buy an object on Market B yourself, for $1.0001. Without HFTs you would either have to go to Market A yourself, wait until Market B has an object for sale, or pay someone to bring the object from Market A to Market B.

In other words, HFT, or something like that, engage in arbitrage. Without them it would be a lot harder to buy and sell things, and for that service, they get a profit. Now, this is very much like the tea clippers of yesteryear. The premium is for first to market, so they invest a lot in the latest technology to get that trade a little bit faster. You might think this is money pissed up the wall, but I'd rather people spend billions in low-latency technology than buy massive yachts with it.

Pokémon GO caused hundreds of deaths, increased crashes

DavCrav

Re: Presumably, Danny 14 ...

"Your ignorance is laughable, and most people who are morons seem to be for some form of gun control, probably a belated recognition of their own inability to control themselves and a need to be told what to do."

No offence, but you are a fucking idiot. I'm for gun control not because I don't trust myself around guns, I think I'd be fine with them. I'm for gun control because I don't trust you, and if the price of you not being allowed to have a gun is that I can't have one, then I'm fine with that.

DavCrav

In the same way as seatbelts don't save lives, people save lives?

Thou shalt use our drone app, UK.gov to tell quadcopter pilots

DavCrav

"Are you going to say to every resident, "No sorry, you live along the final approach flightpath so no drone for you"?"

No drone outside their front door, yes. Because the alternative is to allow people to fly drones in flight paths, which is obviously stupid.

Abolish the Telly Tax? Fat chance, say MPs at non-binding debate

DavCrav

Re: Telly Tax or Adverts

"Netflix make better shows than the BBC and don't have adverts so tax or ads is not the only choice."

You pay for Netflix! So it's essentially a tax on Netflix watchers, right?

London mayor: Self-driving cars? Not without jacked-up taxes, you don't!

DavCrav

Khan being an idiot on this one

This is a stupid report. "We don't like electric vehicles because we would get less tax under our current system" is a moronic reason to continue supporting fossil fuel burning ICEs.

Level 5 driverless cars by 2021 can be done, say Brit industry folk

DavCrav

Re: Bah!

"Also: "Oxbotica". Worst name for a company ever."

Clearly you have never been to the website http://www.ladrape.com/ where La Drape sell you bedspreads.

Bitcoin outfit 'Tether' reveals US$31m BitBuck BitHeist

DavCrav

"Having this address is completely pointless since if they are worth their salt they would have moved them to another unknown address from that one."

I thought the blockchain was meant to record all transactions?

MPs draft bill to close loopholes used by 'sharing economy' employers

DavCrav

Re: Best solution ...

"Unemployment figures are a scam perpetuated by governments of all sides to hide the true figure. The long term sick and disabled are rightly not classed as unemployed, and rightly so, but not counting stay at home parents of school age children is completely wrong."

I love it when people who don't know what they are talking about opine about things. This is why we are in so much trouble as a society: everyone has an opinion, and people think their opinions should be treated seriously.

There are multiple unemployment figures. Depending on what you are looking at, you want to consider different things. Full employment is defined as 'everyone who wants a job at the current wage rate has one'. It's normally modified slightly to include a small amount of unemployment caused by people changing job, and there's also seasonal unemployment to worry about. Full unemployment means no 'structural unemployment', i.e., long-term unemployed.

Casting the net wider, we can include people who do not want a job at the current wage rate, either because they are currently doing other activity that is not counted as economic activity, usually caring for the young or old or disabled, that would cost more than they would receive in payment at the current wage rate, or because they are able to support themselves without working, usually by taking money off their partner or parents. If you offered them a job at £1m/hour they would probably take it, but nobody is likely to do that, so they are not employed right now. They count as 'economically inactive'. This includes, depending on how you feel, the retired, children, the severely disabled, and so on.

The old example of someone marrying their housekeeper shows why what you are talking about is much more subtle than you seem to think: if someone marries their housekeeper, GDP drops, even though the same activity takes place, and in fact the household is richer as a result. The housekeeper becomes 'economically inactive', although they were just as busy as they were before.

Or it's 'a scam perpetuated by governments of all sides to hide the true figure'. You of course know the real truth.

DavCrav

Re: Best solution ...

"Are you being deliberately obtuse? You wouldn't set UI at the level required by severely disabled people - you would create a safety net level for everyone and then those with exceptional circumstances would get extra benefits."

Are you being deliberately illiterate? I said at £160/wk, i.e., standard pension, it's still unaffordable, and at that rate you still cannot live off it if you want to be housed. So, we cannot afford it at that level, and it wouldn't prevent homelessness. And we get all of the admin involved with extra benefits anyway, so, and I want to make it absolutely clear here, so I will use capital letters, THIS SAVES NO MONEY.

Touting UBI as saving money on admin when all the groups that currently get benefits would need a top up anyway means that there's no admin saved, just a massive amount of money moving from people's pockets to government and then back again. It's utterly mindless, unless you are going to tax capital instead of labour. But you can do that anyway, and just pass it on as increased benefits and a (very small) universal handout, without changing our current system.

The reason it's never been tried on a large scale before is that a subsistence-level UBI is stupid. Everybody who can add up knows it's stupid, and if you don't think it's stupid, either you haven't sat down and worked out how it would work, or you cannot add up, or, I'm afraid, you are stupid.

DavCrav

Re: Best solution ...

"The thing I notice about people who are so anti-UI is they never seem able to come up with a viable alternative. "We can't have UI as it rewards people for doing nothing" as opposed to the current system of shaming people for having nothing to do?"

I'm anti-UBI. I don't need to come up with an alternative to it, because we are currently living in one. The problem with UBI is that it doesn't do anything it's supposed to. It won't reduce red tape, unless you set the universal benefits high enough so that severely disabled people can live on it, so let's say £400/week? OK, then that's £1.2tn/year. At £160/week (UK pension), which won't pay for housing, and therefore will lead to homelessness, if not actual starvation, it still costs £500bn/year. Tweaking the tax system and minimum wages won't generate that sort of money.

So in conclusion, it cannot be paid for, won't reduce administration, and won't free people from having to work. Well done, slow hand clap there.

Twitter's blue tick rule changes may lower the sueball barrier

DavCrav

"If I buy a megaphone and mouth off highly objectionable speech at Speakers Corner, can the megaphone manufacturer be sued? Didn't think so."

Yeah, that would be like the example in the article with printers. What was your point exactly?

Another UAV licence price hike? Commercial drone fliers rage over consultation

DavCrav

Re: No...

"So why are so many vehicles charged zero VED?

Are they not entitled to drive on the roads?

What about the vehicles that are completely exempt (of which there are a surprising number of classes)?"

I have to pay to use a car park. Blue badge holders don't. Therefore my payment isn't for the car park after all. Is that your logic?

DavCrav
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Re: No...

"The total amount raised in vehicle excise duty doesn't even equal the amount spent mopping up the blood after road accidents."

VED raises about £6bn/year. There are about 150k road accidents in the UK per year, although almost all of these do not spill blood, but it's about £40k/accident even including so-called fender-benders.

So you are wrong.

DavCrav
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Re: Logic?

"But I don''t have to pay the DVLA to renew my driving licence every year."

No, you pay them to renew it every ten years.

ICO probes universities accused of using private data to target donation campaigns

DavCrav

"Isn't it funny that those who received their university education for free take great pride in telling generations after them how expensive it all is and that we really all should be paying for it."

(I got my education for free because I was one of the poor ones, going up on the cusp of fees being introduced.) It is perfectly affordable if only a few people go to university. If we go back to universities being gatekeepers to force the working class to know their place, then yes, it can be paid for by general taxation.

DavCrav

"I am so delighted that my lad has just been offered a degree apprenticeship with a world class engineering business, and isn't going to be funding (as much, and in quite the same way) the disgusting racket that UK universities have become."

There are some problems with executive pay in universities, absolutely. The pension pot hole is largely a product of pensions holidays in the 1990s and record low interest rates now mucking up long-term rate projections. Although given the 25 basis point increase in the base rate, we can probably knock half a billion off that deficit.

DavCrav

"£9,000 per year per student in student fees not enough for them?"

1) It's £9 250/year now. That kind of attention to detail is what a university education might bring you.

2) Funding per pupil at secondary school is currently £6 300/year. In order for universities to charge more than £6k they need to have 'access agreements'. In effect this is spending millions on poor kids. Now, this might well be a good thing, but it comes out of that £9 250 that everyone pays. It's really about £7.5k net.

3) It turns out that it's expensive to produce really qualified individuals, and engage in world-leading research. Who knew? (The UK has, per capita, the best universities in the world. I mean per capita because the US has more great universities, but has five times as many people, so would do.)

It's artificial! It's intelligent! It's in my home! And it's gone bonkers!

DavCrav

Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, noone around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.

Pastry in a manger: We're soz, Greggs man said

DavCrav

Re: Spineless of them to give in

""Jack the Ripper (British) was apalling. Never give the British a free pass, never.""

Well, your spelling is appalling, but whatever. The point was that she gets five years in prison for being a victim, and this is because the Church is a corrupt institution. See also, massive paedophilia cover-ups.

Not quite sure how Jack the Ripper was a case of institutional corruption on the part of the British.

80-year-old cyclist killed in prang with Tesla Model S

DavCrav

Re: RE: unwanted infantilism

"Might be worth checking your stats, in UK 2 pedestrians die a year from cycles but 6 a day from cars.

Evidence based approach please!"

Ooh, ooh, can I do that?

You've forgotten to divide by the number of passenger miles. Cars kill 2000/year, roughly, bikes 2/year, roughly. So if there are more than 1000 times as many passenger miles by car than bike, then cars are safer for pedestrians. Here is the data per billion passenger miles. It looks bad for Mr Cyclist, but terrible for Mr Motorcyclist.

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/647923/ras30018.ods

Pedestrians KSI per billion vehicle miles (not even passenger miles, which inflates the car death rate, as average occupancy rate is about 1.6, and of course massively inflates the bus death rate):

By cycle: K 0.9, SI 31

By motocycle: K 6.0, SI 66

By car: K 1.1, SI 16

By bus/coach: K 12, SI 81

By van: K 0.7, SI 6.4

By HGV: K 3.9, SI 5.3

(K = killed, SI = seriously injured)

So what can we learn from this?

1) Carpooling wouldn't change this data, but would reduce absolute numbers of casualties,

2) Two people in a car are safer than two bicycles for K, and one car much safer than one bicycle for KSI in total.

3) Motorcycles are a menace to society and maybe should be banned on safety grounds.

4) Get rid of all bus routes with an occupancy below 12 or so?

DavCrav

Re: re: unwarranted triumphalism

"that pays none of the mythical "road tax" "

Stop being silly. Road tax is a pretty good description of it. It isn't a car tax, as lorries and motorcycles pay it, and if you state SORN then you don't either In fact, you only pay it to drive on UK roads. Its official name was Road Fund Licence, later VED. Road Fund Licence is very similar to Road Tax. I still call the water rates even though they are a bill from a privatized utility company. People call it the dole instead of JSA.

I suppose you never referred to it as the 'bedroom tax' either, and solely as the 'under-occupancy penalty'.

Brace yourselves, fanboys. Winter is coming. And the iPhone X can't handle the cold

DavCrav

"as the autumn weather turns to winter for much of the world and temperatures drop."

Well, half of the world.

Parity's $280m Ethereum wallet freeze was no accident: It was a hack, claims angry upstart

DavCrav

"Why if you have made $1 million in crypto currencies would you leave it in the trust of a 3rd party like Parity?"

Because it's not really worth $1m. The same way as if I invented a secret gold-making procedure, and made a million tonnes of gold, if wouldn't be worth quadrillions. It's worth $1m because the trading volumes are low. Try to sell those Ethereum and you'll find the market is nowhere deep enough to handle it and you will get almost nothing back.

OpenSSL patches, Apple bug fixes, Hilton's $700k hack bill, Kim Dotcom raid settlement, Signal desktop app, and more

DavCrav

Re: @Doug S... I wonder what the Trump apologists' excuse will be this time?

"What Clinton did was to use a personal secret server instead of conducting her business on a .gov email account. This was done with the intent of violating the FOIA."

So secret she told the State Department about it, and offered them every e-mail on it? Loads of the e-mails off that server are in the departmental archive, the rest were deleted after State said they didn't want them.

But, I guess these are actual facts, in the real world, so not of much interest to you.

Those IT gadget freebies you picked up this year? They make AWFUL Christmas presents

DavCrav

Re: Horrible green stuff

"Amazingly people once did think it healthy to add radium to a drink."

And put it in toothpaste.

So, tell us again how tech giants are more important than US govt...

DavCrav

"My response to the Senator would have been something along the lines of:

"For anyone who fails to grasp that distinction, I would question their competence to be on this committee""

Then you would have been an idiot. Free speech is not untrammelled, for example with respect to political speech, where there are rules and regulations. Speech is free amongst yourselves, as a group of individuals, but Facebook is more like an online campaign rally than a chat at the pub, Twitter even more so. There are regulations on this type of speech, that currently do not apply to Twitter. Why?

Fines for crossing roads while TXTing enacted in Honolulu

DavCrav

Re: Need in UK

"Unfortunately death by being hit by a car that's mounted the pavement, or driven dangerously is so common that it's been normalised."

At one point I think I worked this out, and cars and bicycles have a similar pedestrian KSI (killed or seriously injured) per km driven/ridden statistic. It's just that there are lots more cars going much further, so they kill and maim more people.