* Posts by DavCrav

3894 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Nov 2007

IP freely? What a wind-up! If only Trevor Baylis had patent protections inventors enjoy today

DavCrav

Re: Big Pharma

"Whereas I totally agree with you about this (I have a niece in the business), I'd be far more sympathetic to Big Pharma if they didn't spend 2/3rds of their budget on advertising, mainly about drugs for first world problems like restless legs and hair loss."

Citation needed.

Here's proof that GlaxoSmithKline spends a lot more on R&D than advertising:

Advertising spending: £1.35bn.

R&D spending: £4.48bn.

Looks to me that they spend three times as much on R&D as advertising. And of course their total expenditure is about £25bn, so it's closer to 1/20th, not 2/3rds.

Your software hates you and your devices think you're stupid

DavCrav

Re: "Stick to the OS GUI's way of doing things."

"Hmm, if only that were true when targetting Windows - do you use the XP/Win7 way, the utterly "innovative" (ha ha) Win8 way or the total free-for-all/it-will-probably-look-different-next-week mess that is Windows 10?"

Ah, this is an all or nothing deal, not a la carte. He covered that with

"If you're from MS, make it look like Windows 7"

FCC sets a record breaking $120m fine for rude robocalls

DavCrav

Re: $120 million fine

"As a US-Government-imposed fine, they can just seize and garnish."

Well, yeah, but they are still going to have difficulty unless he has a Picasso in the basement.

Fixing a printer ended with a dozen fire engines in the car park

DavCrav

Re: Had the fire brigade called to a five star hotel, in Malta....

A recent fire at a university halls of residence was caused by a broken toaster. The (drunk) student wanted toast, so he pushed the lever down and it popped back up. A few more times of this and he decided to 'fix' it, by pushing it down and placing a heavy book on top of the toaster to force the bread down. Went back to his room, forgot about it, passed out, and was woken up by alarms and sirens.

It's Galileo Groundhog Day! You can keep asking the same question, but it won't change the answer

DavCrav

Re: A logical outcome

"...that they only planned for their preferred outcome is the reason for the extent of the subsequent shambles."

Perhaps it's really hard and you cannot easily plan for it. Especially as the other side refused to say anything until A50 was triggered.

Trademark dispute by Dr Dre against Dr Drai the gynaecologist dismissed

DavCrav

"Does that rhyme ?"

The full lyric is

"Dr Dre can suck my dick, that bitch got no Ph.D.

I lost count of mine, I got stupid whack degrees."

So the answer is 'sort of'.

DavCrav

"Hence "Doctor" Liam Fox, even though the man has no earned doctorate and hasn't been a practising medic for decades."

I wasn't aware that medical doctors who possess only a Bachelor of Medicine could not call themselves 'Dr' if not practising. Can anyone else confirm?

Also, as MC Hawking once said, "Dr Dre can suck my dick, that bitch got no Ph.D."

Windows Notepad fixed after 33 years: Now it finally handles Unix, Mac OS line endings

DavCrav

Re: Vi

"As @DavCrav says, the functions in a mechanical typewrite were separate, but in the one lever."

I think that's only modern typewriters as well, I believe older models (as in 100+ years ago) did not combine them, but I am very happy to be corrected on that.

DavCrav

Re: Vi

"No it didn't. CRLF was standard before Windows - look at rfc821 from 1982, three years before the first Windows release, for an example."

Or look at old typewriters, where carriage return and line feed were separate.

DavCrav

"P.S. Does notepad still take forever to open any file of size?"

Yes.

Admin needed server fast, skipped factory config … then bricked it

DavCrav

"If I remember correctly, the connector for a floppy drive is just four bare pins and it's your responsibility to do any lining up and orientation. No hand-holding here."

Now I think about it, it definitely does. I was teaching a friend how to build computers and I took my eye off him for a second and he connected the power to the floppy the wrong way round. A little popping and it was back to Jungle (gives you an idea when this was) for another floppy drive.

DavCrav

"How did you manage to force a female molex connector the wrong way round into a male connector? I tried it, just could not be done without a lot of excessive force..."

If I remember correctly, the connector for a floppy drive is just four bare pins and it's your responsibility to do any lining up and orientation. No hand-holding here.

Pentagon in uproar: 'China's lasers' make US pilots shake in Djibouti

DavCrav

Re: Not biting the hand that feeds it?

"2. It's close to the middle east."

It's 1500 miles from Djibouti to Baghdad. No quite popping out to the shops.

DavCrav

The full quotation is:

"Military researchers at Jane's Defence Weekly reported last month that Beijing installed a high-powered laser system at its Djibouti base, or possibly on a ship at the nearby naval station."

So it's some journalists that said that, not the US Government. Selectively quoting an article deceptively in order to 'prove' that someone else is lying is a form of, well, lying.

My PC is on fire! Can you back it up really, really fast?

DavCrav

Re: I recall even my mum (a bit like Dilmom) telling me a fire story

"- Dropping lumps of sodium into dishes of water"

I can confirm that you haven't been able to do that for a while. We had to watch a video of it.

Whoa, Gartner drops a truth bomb: Blockchain is overhyped and top IT bods don't want it

DavCrav

"The shocking, shocking, shocking (shocking 3) news..."

I went looking for a footnote...

I've got way too much cash, thinks Jeff Bezos. Hmmm, pay more tax? Pay staff more? Nah, let's just go into space

DavCrav

"Batman's super power is that he's rich, so he can build crazy gadgets."

Batman is a billionaire who spends money producing new types of armour so he can more easily carry out his hobby of hospitalizing the impoverished in a recession-hit city. It's like American Psycho but without the business cards.

Post-Facebook fallout: Americans envy Europeans' privacy – top EU data watchdog

DavCrav

Re: 'Google, the giant information vacuum cleaner'

"That’s not how Google wants to play it: It intends to control the data. This creates a trust problem for publishers. They aim to build close, sometimes emotional relationships with readers, listeners and viewers. But, under Google’s terms, they’ll have to tell these customers explicitly that their data will be handed over to a third party, Google, without specifying what Google will do with it."

Google has written new terms and conditions, indeed. That they are highly likely contrary to the GDPR is important. I am also highly dubious that a company can write a contract saying that if they are found guilty of a crime that you agree to pay their fine for them.

UK Parliament roars: Oi! Zuck! Get in here for a grilling – or you'll get a Tower of London tour

DavCrav

Re: And some 40 million citizens using your thing

"39,999,999 after I left last month. I have no regrets.

4 thumbs up & 1 thumb down"

I didn't know Mark Zuckerberg read El Reg.

DavCrav

Re: And some 40 million citizens using your thing

39,999,999 after I left last month. I have no regrets.

Royal Bank of Scotland decision to axe 160+ branches linked to botched IT gig – Unite

DavCrav

Re: Yet again...

"We all know what happened to the TSB."

Do we? Has something happened with them recently?

Autonomy ex-CFO Hussain guilty of fraud: He cooked the books amid $11bn HP gobble

DavCrav

Re: Extradition?

I have been trying to find this out: in a Reuters report from 2016 it says that he remains in the UK but has sent a legal representative. Since charges were thrown out in the UK, and he was a UK representative of a UK company submitting UK returns, the forum bar should whack any extradition on the head as well.

But courts are weird.

Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov

DavCrav

Re: Papers please

"but you absolutely get asked for your ID by the UK cops."

And from a legal point of view, unless they are arresting you you can tell them to go whistle for it.

Academics: Shutting down Facebook API damages research, oversight, competition

DavCrav

Re: In the publics interest? Dream on!

"Those universities are crying because of one simple thing: their own personal interests. If shutting down the Facebook API would damage the work which universities do then that only tells me something about the poor state of affairs within said universities."

Oh come on. You cannot study social networks' effects on people's lives if you can get no data about their interactions with them because of some bullshit privacy argument that stifles actual research but allows the Zuck to sell anyone's data for profit.

DavCrav

"How can FB ensure researchers don't sell the information on? Legal threats? Because the vetting that FB proposed seems like the only other solution."

Because it would be insanely stupid for an academic at a university to do that. These people have pretty good jobs already, don't particularly want a massive payday (they are in academia after all, not known for its inflated salaries) and it would be fairly easy to trace it back to them.

UK 'meltdown' bank TSB's owner: Our IT migration was a 'success'

DavCrav
Headmaster

Re: Did he also say

Presumably the sole downvoter (18-1 at time of writing) took exception to your spelling of Baghdad.

Facebook previews GDPR privacy tools and, yep, it's the same old BS

DavCrav

"(I had deactivated it a few weeks ago, and decided I didn't need it, and with the recent announcement that they are moving all of Europe's records to the US, I decided to press the button and get rid of the slimeball once and for all.)"

Correction: it appears that they are moving everyone other than Europeans away from Europe to the US. I still do not regret my decision.

DavCrav

"Annoying as these privacy issues are, I still feel it's up to you, mostly (sometimes you've not given a choice I understand that) to hand over your data to use their services for free. If you don't wish them to have your data, simply stop using their services."

I deleted my Facebook account a few minutes ago.

(I had deactivated it a few weeks ago, and decided I didn't need it, and with the recent announcement that they are moving all of Europe's records to the US, I decided to press the button and get rid of the slimeball once and for all.)

Facebook admits it does track non-users, for their own good

DavCrav

Re: RE: As a never-signed up non member....

"Again, your level of ignorance is worrying."

1) If he's not on Facebook, how can he know the exact way that tagging works?

2) The reality is that Facebook has photos of him, and are using them for commercial gain. It doesn't matter who gave them to Facebook, in order to use photos of people for commercial gain you need the explicit permission of everyone involved except in very restricted circumstances (e.g., news reporting). Holding the copyright is not enough.

More or less, Facebook's entire mode of operation is in violation of the future GDPR, particularly the personal data it holds of non-users. It's going to be interesting to see what happens.

Cryptocoin investors sue Chase Bank for sky-high credit card charges

DavCrav

Re: Case dismissed

"They would have been fine if they had put out a letter saying they would be treating Cryptocurrency transactions as foreign currency or as a cash advance but since its alleged that they didn't and it hasn't been dismissed, there's a strong chance the bank fucked up, and I'd hate to be in the Chief Risk Officer's shoes if they did."

I think cryptocurrency would always have been treated as a cash advance, and it was just a mistake it wasn't charged before. Result: you owe us fees on that previous cash advance, but we'll waive them because we are nice bankers.

DavCrav

Re: @Bombastic Bob ... The Bank is RIGHT

"I agree with what you're saying. However its not that simple when it comes to a court case.

First Cryptocoins are not a recognized currency. That's still up for debate.

Lawyers being lawyers could argue that Crypto coins are not currency because they aren't recognized by the US as currency. Nor are they regulated as such. (There are some lawsuits still out there. )"

Gift cards are not a recognized currency, but you will pay cash advance fees for buying them I believe. The only issue here is that the change was not notified. But it's more a question of whether they should always have changed fees from the start, in which case the result of the case might be that a load of people owe Chase interest?

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

DavCrav

Re: Walls can be useful

"I've often wished my friend's PC was similarly walled; he has enough knowledge to screw things up but not enough to fix them. Unfortunately he's wilful, too, so will insist on doing things his way and not mine."

When you say you wish his PC was walled, you presumably mean a wall placed between him and the PC?

Hookup classifieds ad sheet Backpage.com seized in Feds shutdown

DavCrav

Re: Next?

"Next?

So, where do the ads move to next? Overseas websites? Dark web?

Oh, all prostitution will end, will it?"

No point in prosecuting criminals, there will always be more crime?

DavCrav

Re: I'm surprised the founder is living in the US

"I know nothing of this site, but unless it’s super blatant I assume it’s doing the same as other classifieds and is not interested and not intentionally targeting that market and is being caught in the crossfire."

Yeah, no. They've been in court about this issue before. They know they are facilitating child prostitution, they just don't care.

DavCrav

"If you wonder how the people of Backpage feel about this, then you must also ask yourself how the inventor of email feels. Or the telephone. Or the printing press. Or the first human-like creature to make an utterance which was understood by a fellow human-like creature to be a form of communication."

Oh fuck off. It's more like asking how someone who is delivering a package would feel if you tell them there's a kidnapped child sex slave in it, i.e., any normal person would, you know, not carry on. The people at Backpage can stop this themselves, they just don't want to because they are making money from it, and they are fundamentally sociopaths, they have to be. If you are in a job where you are making money from child sex slaves, most people would not just carry on regardless.

Let's not try to compare someone knowingly transmitting messages about child sex slaves (I'm going to carry on saying that because I think you are not quite getting it yet) and inventing a printing press that then someone else uses to go and do something.

DavCrav

I'm trying to work out how the people who run Backpage actually feel about themselves.

"Looking at the top number here, we see that our revenues are up 10% in this quarter."

"What's this number below it?"

"Oh, that's the number of child sex slaves we've helped rape this quarter."

"Erm, why is that number not zero?"

"You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Now if you turn to the next page, you'll see our revenue and child rape forecasts for the next fiscal year."

Mind the gap: Men paid 18.6% more than women in Blighty tech sector

DavCrav

Re: Sooo...

"you wouldn't see equal pay as a way for you to get your panties in a bunch about feminism."

It's not an equal pay problem. That's been solved. It's an equal representation in highly paid jobs problem.

DavCrav

Re: Sooo...

"The other problem is that quite a few are throwing up this straw (wo)man argument that "well of course cleaners should be paid less that CEOs" or "pilots should earn more than stewardesses". That's nonsense, and not what the equal pay argument is about."

Actually, that's exactly what this is about. These figures are for all men and all women in a work place. The correct response to this isn't "pay women more", like some people have said, but "more female pilots".

For this to actually work though, you might have to do something about the motherhood issue. It's not being a woman that causes you to earn less, it's being a mother.

DavCrav

"That calculation was on the basis of the median hourly pay gap across 56 companies – so essentially comparing middle managers' earnings, rather than including the chief exec or cleaners' rates."

Well, no. It excludes the CEO and it excludes one cleaner. Keeps the rest of them. As someone said above, it really does matter that there are more female cleaners than male ones, as this does drag down the median, unless all other women earn the same amount.

How machine-learning code turns a mirror on its sexist, racist masters

DavCrav

"Be interesting to run this on the Register."

It would associate 'an Apple spokesman' with 'declined to comment'.

Microsoft: Yes, we agree that Irish email dispute is moot... now what's this new warrant about?

DavCrav

Re: Moot

I think it means no longer legally relevant as the law has changed. Do you think it means unable to speak?

Autonomous vehicle claims are just a load of hot air… and here's why

DavCrav

Re: What happens when pedestrians learn to spot autonomous vehicles?

"Once pedestrians learn that they can cross a busy road by walking in front of driverless vehicles, forcing them to emergency stop ... at least it will redress the balance between cars and pedestrians, very much in the pedestrians' favour!"

Evidently you haven't read the news recently.

Donald Trump jumps on anti-tech bandwagon, gets everything wrong

DavCrav

Re: brain farts

"The tone of your article belittles your professionalism as a journalist and supports Trump's arguments that the media is biased against him. This article is living proof of that."

It's not bias if you point out in a news outlet that someone is repeatedly lying. It's called 'reporting'.

10Mbps for world+dog, hoots UK.gov, and here is how we're doing it

DavCrav

"And every time you re-lay a road, you can retro-fit, until eventually everywhere will be connected (very few vehicle roads are more than 50-years-old in terms of the tarmac on them, I should imagine, even if the road has been there since the Roman ages)."

Sounds nice, but I was at a lecture by a civil engineer who was designing equipment to find all the stuff under the roads. First, some roads, particularly in London, are 'full', in the sense that with sewers, electricity, water mains, gas pipes, phone lines, cable TV, and more, there is no longer any room for digging underneath. Second, there are more or less no maps of this stuff. The recent pipes and cables have been mapped, but in most places in the UK, if you stand on a road and say 'where is the water main here?', the water company won't be able to tell you.

Retrofitting would mean that the water, electricity, sewerage, etc., would be cut off for over a week to somebody, probably much longer. I doubt you'd be impressed if someone said 'we are relaying your road. Move out for a week as you won't have any water or drainage'.

Facebook's inflection point: Now everyone knows this greedy mass surveillance operation for what it is

DavCrav
Headmaster

Re: "It's compliemtary. It's not free." Words to *always* keep in mind.

"For I am Ozymandias, King of Kings. See my works and tremble"

It should be

"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair".

FTFY, for once entirely appropriately.

Corking story: Idiotic smart wine bottle idea falls over, passes out

DavCrav

"Kuvee tries to solve a problem that only its founder and presumably a few hundred other people have: how to only drink a glass of wine at a time."

Yes, not really a problem I have.

"Everyone else has friends and family to share with."

Oh. That was your solution? Never mind then.

UK Court of Appeal settles reseller's question: Is software a good?

DavCrav

"We've already got rulings here in the Netherlands holding that a perpetual software license is treated as a good in all ways applicable to it, including right of sale and transference. AFAIK Germany and France have similar rulings."

That's weird. This appears to be an EU Regulation rather than a Directive, in which case it's not a transcription issue (as EU Regulations are not transcribed into local laws, they apply directly, so there's no issue there). There's a possible issue in the translation of the Regulation into different languages (this can sometimes cause a problem) or in the interaction between the Regulation and other UK-specific laws. I suspect a quick trip to the ECJ might be necessary, as this really should have a single definition EU-wide.

DavCrav

"I other words, HMG being told to sort it out."

You mean the EU, but yes.

DavCrav

Did you find that in a dictionary or a legal textbook? Because only one of them is important for the law.

US mulls drafting gray-haired hackers during times of crisis

DavCrav

What are they going to do? Point rifles at you and say "You build database now"? You might be able to draft a naive 18 year old to fight, because he dies otherwise. But unless this coding is taking place in a warzone, that's going to be harder with a 45-year old software designer.