* Posts by DavCrav

3894 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Nov 2007

UK taxman told to chill out 'cos loan charge is whacking tax dodgers and whoopsies alike

DavCrav

"The report however says HMRC - in possession of all the data, did nothing until about 5 years ago and that is (in their Lordships' eyes) an abuse of the powers they called for, were granted and now apparently are not enough."

So, you at least agree that everyone engaging in EBTs since 2012 (six, not five years ago when the first tribunal said HMRC are right) is a fraudster. OK, we'll start from there, but I'm glad to know you are admitting that if you have advised anyone on an EBT since 2012 then you are abetting a criminal offence.

DavCrav

Re: @DavCrav

"On top of this, senior legal professionals advised that they were legitimate and legal, so many of those who weren't forced into them thought that they were a safe and legal way to minimise their tax burden."

HMRC have said they weren't for at least the last eight years. (That was the first link I clicked on that found legislation tackling these schemes in 2010.) They were obviously at least a bit dodgy. Nobody can seriously, with a straight face, think that paying more or less no tax on earnings was fully legit. I mean, be reasonable here.

You people who think closing the EBT loophole is terrible of HMRC need to sort yourselves out. Did some people get defrauded by their tax advisors and employers? Yes. The people you should be angry with is them, not government.

This just proves that the far-right no tax bullshitters were lying all along. "We pay no tax, we think it's legal, government should change the law if they want us to pay tax." Government changes law, at latest 2010. "Think of the children!!1! Oh, and the teachers and social workers!"

DavCrav

Re: @DavCrav

"HMRC have been aware of these schemes for over a decade and they had been declared under the HMRC DOTAS process. HMRC chose not to do anything about them. They are now not chasing the scheme providers, but the individuals who were signed up to them, many of them unaware of the arrangements or accepting the claims of the scheme providers."

Bollocks. EBTs were the subject of loophole legislation since at least 2010. It's just that the legal rulings and multiple appeals have taken this long. So HMRC have been saying 'this is tax fraud' for at least eight years of that decade. Now there are legal judgments that say 'yes, it is tax fraud'. Pay up.

DavCrav

Re: And care workers, supply teachers, couriers...

"And care workers, supply teachers, couriers...

Yes, you heard right.

A lot of minimum-wage and zero-hours workers have been forced into these and similar arrangements so their employer can avoid/evade national insurance and similar."

You see, when I do Google searches for employee benefit trust and courier/teacher, I find no examples. I'd like to see an actual, named example of such a thing. Until then it doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned.

And at any rate, HMRC says they are going after the company at first instance, and then if the company folds it's pushed onto successors and then the employees. So sounds like supply teachers that I can't find any evidence exist are off the hook, unless the school doesn't exist any more.

DavCrav

Who exactly on lower income is being forced to use EBTs. as insinuated in the article? The only people I've ever heard using them are footballers, those hard-working salt of the earth lads in permanent penury.

From what I can gather, this part of the Finance Bill is a long-overdue attempt to close a loophole in tax law where you can borrow money from your company and never pay it back, essentially earning tax free. Then the company is wound up, the loan is written off, and you never pay a penny in tax. Well, as of April 2019, these people get stuck with the full bill unless they repay the loan.

I, to be honest, couldn't give a monkey's about the pain such people will receive.

Tumblr resorts to AI in attempt to scrub itself clean from filth

DavCrav

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the following interesting logic:

1) App gets banned for hosting child porn.

2) Tumblr decides to ban female-presented nipples. And not, like, child porn.

If the only way they can stop child porn is to ban pictures of adults, I think they really shouldn't be in business.

Millennials 'horrify' their neighbours with knob-shaped lights display

DavCrav

Re: Worthless without pictures

"I thought t'internet was all kittens?"

Wait until the 18th of December. Then Tumblr takes down its porn, or so it claims, and we will see just how many people want to support its business with only one type of pussy to look at.

YouTube fight gets dirty: Kids urged to pester parents over Article 13

DavCrav

Re: Isn't it bad?

"no it's not. assuming no crime is being committed"

But the offence of copyright infringement has been committed. Google managed to buy enough politicians and judges to get an exemption from the law. So while the one crime has technically not been committed by them, the crime of corruption has been committed.

DavCrav

Re: Isn't it bad?

"If a law is impossible to follow then it is a bad law"

It's not impossible to follow, as it requires you to stop doing something rather than to do something, like your straw man does. Close down your business is quite easy to follow actually, just you won't like it.

It would be impossible for a tobacco company to follow a ruling that bans tobacco without closing, but that wouldn't in and of itself make it a bad law. Laws that force certain businesses to close or vastly reduce in size happen regularly. Normally it happens because we consider the effects of the business to be deleterious enough to require their cessation. For example, Viagogo might well be hacked to pieces soon because it is flouting consumer protection laws. The result of the reduction in FOBT stakes to £2 will cause betting shops to close. The opinion is that the harm that the businesses cause outweigh their good, so they are forcibly changed by law.

Social media is ripe for such regulation. At the moment social media causes massive harm to society, but gleefully runs away with its piles of cash the moment that anyone tries to press them to solve the problems they have created. Facebook is going to be forced to change its business practices at some point, probably soon.

It seems quite possible that glysophate will be banned, or its use severely curtailed, over the next few years. Putting arguments over the science to one side, and assuming it was actually found to cause cancer, should we allow Monsanto/Bayer to continue to sell Roundup, because not doing so would harm their business?

Tesla autopilot saves driver after he fell asleep at wheel on the freeway

DavCrav

Re: Arrested for being drunk

"Just get a Johnny Cab droid for the driver's seat!"

Or a mannequin to do in the driver's seat though. Make sure it's white though, the black ones keep getting pulled over. (Copyright, Men in Black.)

EU tech tax talks teeter on brink – reports

DavCrav

"If an international deal were struck by 2020, the UK's proposed tech tax wouldn't come into force – which has led some to question whether it is worth the government's time consulting on, and drawing up, national proposals when it already has a packed legislative agenda."

The purpose of unilateral action is to encourage the OECD/G20 to get their finger out. If nobody says we're going to do it anyway, the Americans can keep stalling and nothing gets done.

DavCrav

Re: Erm

Oh do fuck off with your free man of the land arch-libertarian Ayn Rand bullshit. Governments are necessary, especially in Europe where they do nice things like look after you when you are ill. Yank (among others) piss-takers are jeopardizing the whole of our welfare state, and we don't want to end up like you.

£10k offer to leave firm ASAP is not blackmail, Capita told by judge

DavCrav

Re: Not Blackmail?

"I do not think that I have ever heard of someone being given a couple of hours notice and a rounded offer to quit.Then again this is Crapita we are talking about .."

I've also not even heard of blackmail where the victim is given money. Normally it's the other way round.

"We are going to fire you anyway, but here's £10k to leave quietly" is just not blackmail, unless I've been labouring under a misapprehension of what blackmail is. Bribery at a stretch, yes. But then being offered money to do things at work would then be classed as bribery. And being offered money for early retirement, and so on.

GCHQ pushes for 'virtual crocodile clips' on chat apps – the ability to silently slip into private encrypted comms

DavCrav

Re: Trying reasonableness?

"wait... didn't something like that happen in the 1770's? Only it was soldiers. Yeah. There was an actual WAR fought over that, and other things."

No. The Quartering Acts specifically excluded people's private dwellings.

The main reason the War was fought is that the Colonies wanted to be defended by England, but not have to pay anything towards that defence. They weren't happy with being taxed to pay for their own defence, so rebelled. Amusingly it's now Donald of Trump who is making that argument, but the other way round.

DavCrav

Re: Unanswered questions..

"Wouldn't it be awful if the GCHQ part did coin mining at the same time. "

Awful for you, sure. I mean, unless you like prison.

NHS supplier that holds 40 million UK patient records: AWS is our new cloud-based platform

DavCrav

Re: Just a minute there

"standardized password: "password"."

That's hideously insecure and now deprecated. We know that all passwords need a number and a capital letter. The new standard is 'Password1'.

(This is not actually a joke. A friend of mine used the password 'guitars' until he was forced to abide by new rules. He chose the password 'Guitars1'. Much safer. I was unsuccessful in convincing him it was not that much safer.)

Take my advice and stop using Rubik's Cubes to prove your intelligence

DavCrav

Re: 1970s?

"There was no such thing as a Rubik's Cube in the 1970s.

OK, there was a magic cube that you could easily scramble but was harder to unscramble. I still have a vintage example from November 1979[1]. But it wasn't until 1980 that it hit the shops and acquired the "Rubik" name.

[1] I can place it that precisely because it was my first term at Cambridge, when I regarded it as a practical exercise in Group Theory - one of the term's main courses."

Indeed. I know who you got it from as well, since he was the principal, in fact possibly only, importer of the cubes into the UK at the time.

I was once one of you, F1 star Lewis Hamilton tells delighted IT bods

DavCrav

Re: Glamour in F1 is good

"Just have both male and female grid people. Problem solved: everyone's happy"

Well, I'm not sure about the optics of that. 'Grid girls' is considered objectifying. I'm not sure 'grid children' is making things better, to be honest.

DavCrav

"Lewis Hamilton is easily the most unlikable British sportsman/tax avoiders/evaders."

He is a twat, yes. But easily the most unlikable? I guess you have forgotten about such glorious sportsmen as John Terry, Joey Barton, and of course Ched Evans and other criminals.

I suppose you meant easily the most unlikable British sportsman except for footballers. The competition is thinned out considerably now, but I reckon I can still find someone brutally objectionable.

DavCrav

Re: Hamilton is a twunt of the highest order

"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irina_Sebrova - 1008. A couple of other people in her regiment are in the 900-es, but AFAIK she is the only person to cross the 1000 combat sorties (most of them bombing) boundary."

Thanks. I found information about the Night Witches on my first look, but not her in particular. Probably because the articles don't explicitly say GOAT, a search for which I assume only shows articles of Messi.

I'm not sure that comparisons with RAF bomber records are fair. It seems to be comparing apples and oranges, because with the attrition rate of RAF bomber crews, I reckon it's mathematically more or less impossible to reach 500, never mind 1000. I was reading about 60% losses after 20 sorties. Even at 60% losses after 50 sorties, to reach 500 is a 1 in 10000 chance (easy with that many pilots), but to reach 1000 is a 1 in 100m chance.

I'm not saying she didn't do it, I'm saying that Soviet and Allied records don't seem to be comparable.

DavCrav

Re: Hamilton is a twunt of the highest order

"To put it bluntly, as long as a woman is holding the all time record for wartime bombing combat sorties (WW2 to be more exact), I do not see why a woman cannot be a F1 driver."

I'm trying to find out who this is but cannot. There were plenty of female pilots in WWII, but I couldn't find any record holder (male or female) either for combat sorties, or more specifically for bombing sorties, which were much more dangerous.

DavCrav

Re: What a knob

"That was probably his point;"

Then he wasn't making it very well, because he said it to HPE employees, not Liberty Global, or whoever it is that owns F1 nowadays.

The antisocial network: 'Facebook has a black people problem,' claims staffer in exit salvo

DavCrav

"i bet you guys spend your evenings watching BBC cuckold content on pornhub. cry more. please."

BBC content on PornHub? They should sue.

DavCrav

"a strategic partner manager for global influencers, where he focused on underrepresented voices."

1) What kind of brain damage did I suffer where I am imagining a world where 'strategic partner for global influencers' is actually a job?

2) What exactly are underrepresented global influencers? I'm going to guess he means black Americans. Who I guess are vastly overrepresented in the global influencers list. There are about 40m black Americans in the world. So there should be, on Facebook, roughly four times as many Bangladeshi (as in, actually living in Bangladesh) influencers as black American ones. Anything else is, surely, discriminatory. Of course, white Americans are overrepresented even more, don't get me wrong, but the best way to correct this is to reduce the number of American influencers.

Actually, the best way to correct this is to reduce the number of influencers. To zero, preferably.

Euro consumer groups: We think Android tracking is illegal

DavCrav

"Ironically, nudging and "dark patterns" of design were once enthusiastically endorsed by governments, legitimising the techniques of manipulation."

The government imprisons people as well, but this isn't legitimizing the idea of kidnapping.

Apple heading for Supreme Court showdown over iOS App Store 'monopoly' gripe

DavCrav

"Unless you're buying real specialised apps, most customers are hardly losing their life savings, or like, the price of a coffee"

Multiply that by the number of applications bought and the number of people and you get a big number. That's the total harm to the class.

DavCrav

Re: There are alernatives...

"It's a perfect analogy. Someone, doing something obviously unauthorized because it's "cheaper" to the end user, then getting upset that the original company will not support it. Install a Volvo 2.3 in your Buick in America and see if GM, or Volvo for that matter will support a warranty..."

It's a terrible analogy. If you are going to use a car analogy, swapping out an engine would be like replacing the chip or the screen, and not covered by warranty. Apps would be like tyres and wiper blades. Say Ford invent a special wheel nut that only they can unlock, and have placed them on all their cars. You go to a garage and pay for someone to fit new tyres, but have to pay 30% of the bill to Ford, for the licence to use their new equipment to unlock the nuts they invented to stop you. Would you be happy? Do you think that would increase the cost of tyre replacements? Answer: yes, of course.

Facebook spooked after MPs seize documents for privacy breach probe

DavCrav

Re: Sovereign Power applied.

"At this point, having set the prisoner free this immediately proves the fact that the imprisonment they were in was unlawful, at which point the person who caused the imprisonment is by default guilty of false imprisonment, which is a felony under common law."

I'm not sure that that's true. (Usual 'not a lawyer' statements apply here.) False imprisonment isn't a strict liability offence. As well as actus rea you would need to show mens rea; in this case, that the person imprisoning knew that it was false. Otherwise you would be locking up people who imprisoned those who were found guilty but whose convictions were later overturned, or those that were arrested but later released without charge.

DavCrav

Re: Sergeant at Arms

"I'm fairly sure they aren't armed either, unless you count a ceremonial mace which opens Parliament."

Just mentally noting that if ever Michael Heseltine is made Serjeant-at-Arms, I should steer well clear.

DavCrav

Re: Was wondering when you'd cover this

"That would have been fantastic if USA had the same clause in their constitution as EVERY EUROPEAN country which has one (no comment on the one that does not)."

I don't know if it's possible, under the UK constitution, to place international law above domestic law. It would be utterly incompatible with Parliamentary Sovereignty, as whichever Parliament signed such a constitutional bill would see it struck down by the next. So Parlimentary Sovereignty would have to be removed. That's the central doctrine of UK constitutional law, and so that would, more or less, be considered a revolution.

DavCrav

Re: Not Government

"Strictly speaking this isn't the UK government doing this, rather it's the UK Parliament. The distinction is important."

It is the UK government doing it, just not the UK Government, which is the name for the executive branch of the UK government. The other two branches are of course the legislature (UK Parliament) and the judiciary, which as far as I can tell doesn't have an official name as such, but consists of the Supreme Court, the Senior Court (subdivided into Crown Court, the Court of Appeal and the High Court (which is itself subdivided into the Queen's Bench, Chancery and Family Divisions)) and Subordinate Courts.

DavCrav

Re: Off to the tower with Zuck

"Whilst the sentiment here is somewhat appealing, I'm not sure you could make the case for trying someone for treason who isn't a subject of the country doing it."

Any person in the UK at the time of their act falls under the statute.

DavCrav

Re: Sovereign Power applied.

"The Serjeant at Arms could not have compelled Ted Kramer to hand over documents he didn't have."

Oh he really could, if he had reason to believe that Kramer had access to them, including online.

"Give us the documents."

"No, they are stored on a foreign server somewhere, under seal by US law."

"Here is Pentonville Prison. Have fun inside until you change your mind."

Shocker: UK smart meter rollout is crap, late and £500m over budget

DavCrav

"As an EU directive, I wonder how it is going in the other 27 countries?"

France is having fun with their Linky devices. A friend of mine is a translator and asked all sorts of questions about transducers, so I found out just how well their rollout isn't going. I remember El Reg doing a story about it at some point.

Edit: for example, Linky smart meters in France do not apparently allow you to actually monitor real-time electricity usage.

DavCrav

Re: How are these supposed to save energy

"The electric kettle has been replaced by using the microwave to heat a cup of water for a hot drink."

Kettles are incredibly efficient at boiling water, as long as you don't overfill them. A quick Google suggests that microwaves are only 65%-odd efficient. Thus you should be better off using a kettle.

Oh, I wish it could be Black Friday every day-aayyy, when the wallets start jingling but it's still a week till we're paiii-iid

DavCrav

Re: Interesting...

"I'm certainly not going anywhere near any physical shops until I absolutely have to."

I did this morning, it wasn't so bad. Got some milk and a croissant. They weren't on offer though.

DavCrav

Re: You need to work for the FCC

"Every day is a Pai day"

Is that how it's pronounced? I always assumed it was closer to 'pie'.

Talk in Trump's tweets tells whether tale is true: Code can mostly spot Prez lies from wording

DavCrav

Re: Ignorance can be very powerful

"If the tweet was him wishing a happy thanksgiving to all, then it could be classed as in accurate since he would never, ever wish a happy thanksgiving to Hillary."

Hillary and Bill Clinton were guests at Donald and Melania Trump's wedding. So never ever might be the wrong thing to say. 'Lock her up' is just a show he puts on.

Comparison sites cry foul over Google Shopping service

DavCrav

"This doesn't make sense. If Google outbids everybody else for a slot, they are losing out what the second bidder would have given them. It's like saying that somebody selling a house can unfairly outbid all buyers by deciding not to sell it."

You don't get it. Google never wanted to sell the house. So it values it as eleventy quadrillion pounds, then gets no bidders. Oh well, guess I will just have to run this shopping channel on my own then, says Google. Competition eliminated.

1,700 lucky Brit kids to visit Apple Stores for 'Year of Engineering'

DavCrav

Re: Huh?

"I'm assuming you remember days out from your school days?"

Yeah. I doubt I'd have been impressed if it was a day out to a training venue.

DavCrav

Re: Huh?

"" During the Field Trips, students will create their own digital projects and explore how they can think like an engineer, covering everything from coding and robotics to transport and the solar system."

Read."

I was being sarcastic because this initiative deserves it. It also deserves scorn, which I will now deliver.

Anything that can be taught in an Apple Store can be taught in an actual school. If Apple were even halfway serious about it, they could get one real-life engineer to go to the schools and talk to the children, and do all the creative stuff there. The children will be at school anyway for the rest of the day. Instead, we move all of the children, and whoever is teaching the course, to a different location that is ill-equipped for this sort of teaching, and do it there. This could be used as an example to teach the children about inefficiencies in the transport network, of course.

When universities do outreach (the real kind based on altruism, not the kind based on PR and trying to get kids to love your brand) we send people to the school. Sometimes we bring children to the university so they can see what it's like. Going to Apple laboratories might be interesting, going to a shop certainly is not.

You exalted me to 'Read'. I humbly suggest you 'Think'. Not necessarily Different, just At All.

DavCrav

Re: I'd rather visit

"I'd rather visit

<===== no idea how it got its head"

Given the direction you're pointing, it looks like you already have.

DavCrav

"In the meantime the rest of us are still trying to work out what the Year of Engineering actually is."

I'll tell you what it isn't: headed up by, you know, someone with the slightest technical or engineering background. The Minister for the year Of Engineering, Nusrat Ghani, studied Politics at the highly regarded University of Central England, worked at some charities, and then became an MP.

So no chance of her being of any use at all in this particular endeavour.

DavCrav

Re: Huh?

"No. If you had taken the time to read the source material *before* commenting you'd know it's just using the retail stores as a venue for projects involving coding and CAD.

Desirable skills to be sure, but maybe not as universally useful as reading up on topics.

Try doing so and see for yourself."

So it's a bunch of children sitting in a room, learning stuff from an adult standing at the front with a big board. Another brilliant Apple innovation there. Whatever will we call this new concept?

Word boffins back Rimini Street in Oracle row: 'Full' in 'full costs' is a 'delexicalised adjective'

DavCrav

Re: Excuse my lack of understanding ...

They are not correct in some of their examples, which does not help. In 'full glass' and 'full car park', the word 'full' is used as an adjective. However, 'full time' and 'full house' are compound nouns. The house in a full house is not a dwelling, unless you are talking about a massive party in someone's home. Similarly, full time is not an overflowing collection of time, but a set phrase.

'Full moon' is literally used as an example of a compound noun in this article , for example.

Washington Post offers invalid cookie consent under EU rules – ICO

DavCrav

Re: At least you can visit the site

"They're not under the jurisdiction of the EU legislation so what is the problem?"

Most companies don't like judgments against them and large fines, even if it's not immediately collectible. You have to decide never again to go anywhere near that jurisdiction, i.e., the whole EU, forever. WaPo is owned by Bezos, who also owns Amazon, so sufficiently many annoyed judges and politicians will lead to seizures of warehouses.

DavCrav

Re: Nothing. Nadda. Zip. Zilch.

"Which is done by appealing to them. That does not require they follow every brain dead idea of every foreign countries government, but by actually providing what the people want."

You mean the law? Yeah, it tends to mean that, actually.

"You assume by that the site is broken. Which leads to a big problem because under China's laws a lot of the internet is 'broken' and so all should be fixed to praise the Communist party?"

I bet you if you want to sell stuff to Chinese people, and even if you are just nearby, and the Chinese government tells you to change your website, you do it. For example, even places that don't sell in China changed the name of Taiwan.

And this is about actual real stuff, not the Chinese being twats.

DavCrav

Re: re: EU presence (or not)

"I'd find that highly unlikely, actually. About as likely as the Daily Mail having an office in the US."

It's exactly as likely. WaPo has a London office and DM has New York and LA offices. The NY one is

Daily Mail 51 Astor Place 9th Floor New York, NY 10003.

DavCrav

"All that the WP has to do is not offer the $6 subscription option to anyone in the EU."

Or the free one. You cannot tie a service to tracking.

Scumbags cram Make-A-Wish website with coin-mining malware

DavCrav

Just the UK arm of the Make-a-Wish foundation turns over £10m/year. This is a multinational charity that, realistically, shouldn't be open to six-month old bugs.