Posts by mark11727

The real question...

... how exactly does the poor victim get all that stuff back OUT of her body? Ouch.

I'd like to know what was in his original FB posting...

I'm curious where Apple's threshold is for criticism falls. Somewhere between "...still having problems with the iPhone batteries, dammit."

and "Apple products lick the salty sweat off ancient crinkley donkey balls!"

Just curious.

Enough

So Innovatio is suing mostly large companies (hotels, etc)... what's to stop them from couner-suing as a class-action, and hit these bastards back so hard that SCO's ghost would hurt?

Ah Jeez...

Just when I was getting through a week with El Reg commenters NOT pissing all over teh Murkans, and the DOOFUS MISTER KELLY USA goes and spoils it again for everyone.

Let the Yank-bashing begin.

Again.

Mine' s the one with the Glock

Cool, yes

...but not a cool as an autogyro.

So the revolution wasn't televised, then...?

Paris, just because...

Or you can try this (it worked yesterday...)

http://88.80.13.160/

With apologies to Groucho...

Hello, I moost be going.

I cannot stay,

I came to say

I moost be going.

I'm glad I came

but just the same

I moost be going.

@mondegreening

The two opposing leaders, resplendent in their black jewelled battle shorts, were meeting for the last time, when, a dreadful silence fell, and, at that very moment, the words, "chai guru deva, omm" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in their native tongue, this was the most appalling insult imaginable, so the two opposing battle fleets decided to settle their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our galaxy, now positively identified as the source of the offending remark. For thousands of years the mighty starships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the planet Earth - where, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

@ Robert Moore

Well, Bob --- looks like you got us Yanks to take the flame-bait, eh?

I've heard of this book...

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

"random chess?"

Is that like Calvinball?

Does this mean...

... that Mr. Simmons won't be making "Runaway II?"