* Posts by John H Woods

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Outsourcing your own job much more common than first thought

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Re: Google

"The problems start when you are trying to do something that hasn't been done yet anywhere in the world."

Yes, but unless you are at the cutting edge of some research programme the key warning sign is that you are considering doing something that hasn't been done before. Quite often - not always, I grant you - it's an indication that you might be about to do it wrong.

Look out! Peak wind is coming, warns top Harvard physicist

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Re: Why not just build a solar panel that covers half the world....

Your point is correct that it would be just as mad to build that solar panel as to cover the world in windmills.

Nuclear power is safe. In the Fukushima "Nuclear Disaster", approximately 0 people died despite a catalogue of misadventures and failures at fairly old nuclear plants which had been subjected to an *enormous* environmental event - an earthquake and tsunami which killed 25,000 people.

As a result, I have started to ignore, or at least question, anyone who suffixes the words "Nuclear Disaster" to "Fukushima" because I consider it to be an empty phrase. Although I'm not sure "bleeding heart liberal hippie" is a very meaningful phrase, either - it certainly doesn't apply to many of the liberals I have ever met.

Let us rise above the stupid point scoring and ad hominem attacks of our political 'leaders', and actually use hard fscking science and actual fscking facts. Now excuse me whilst I return to my (ever sceptical) reading of the Guardian, albeit sans elbow patches.

Boffin shows pics of germs grown on SPOTTY STUDENTS' MOBES

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Re: H.G. Wells put it best

This is only the beginning of what lives on and in you. If you count cells numerically, rather than by volume, we're only 90% human. And some of the multicellular organisms in the habitat of a person look truly horrific under the microscope - search "Demodex".

Australian supercomputer to use geothermal cooling

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Re: Geothermal for cooling?

As they are Australians, I guess they "got lucky" . I think "lucking out", in the UK and Australia, is ending up out of luck. Although I think the USage is becoming more common here amongst the young ones.

Elon Musk: 'Fudged' NYT article cost Tesla $100m

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"apart from the speed issue"

Yeah, that never makes any difference to the energy consumption of a vehicle, does it?

BBC's new bosses - the lawyers - strike out Savile probe testimony

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Not just every public body...

... pretty much all large corporates are the same

PSF warns on angry trademark attacks: Python coders, this is not our way

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Programmer wanted...

... experience in TLFKAP required.

John Sweeney: Why Church of Scientology's gravest threat is the 'net

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Re: Would you like a free personality test?

I also fell for it as a gullible and lonely teen in when an attractive girl offered me tea, biscuits and a free personality test. However, on reading through the exhaustive list of questions I realized I couldn't be bothered and had another idea. My prize possession was an early Playboy-branded Casio watch my Dad had bought, with a bunch of unnecessary functions, including a random number generator, which suddenly found a use.

When they told me the results and started to draw conclusions, I told them what I had filled in all the questions randomly so their methodology must be totally flawed. They became rather aggressive, and two goons were summoned to "deal" with me, and it got rather horrible rather quickly. Fortunately for me I had already learned to handle myself in Middlesbrough (where the posh "Officer's Boy" accent didn't go down too well in the early 1980s) so said aggression rather backfired upon them. The copper outside who hoovered me up merely enquired as to whether my knuckles were ok and said, "Stay away from that lot, sonny, they are utter scumbags" before resuming his duties.

4G in the UK? Why the smart money still says 'Meh'

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Re: Need better 3G service first

I agree with GregC - I get around 4-6 MB/s down and a quarter of that up nearly everywhere round here (rural Warwickshire) minus a few holes. In fact, 3's data service is better than their voice in my experience - quite often I've dropped a call to resume it on Skype!

Top tools for junior Linux admins

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dd

Good post for noobs about to dd

http://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/linux-newbie-8/learn-the-dd-command-362506/

Quit the 2D internet, flee your cave, and GET LAID, barks rock star

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Re: He's quite right

"Stop giving planning permission to the large out-of-town centres."

... with free parking. Often the town centres not only have expensive parking but extremely short maximum stays, which ensures you can't spend too much time in the local shops. Because you will avoid spending money in the retail parks owned by the friends of local government.

Sony promises PC-based PlayStation 4 for Christmas

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Re: What a shame! What a fraud!

3D benchmarks would have been a better choice for this purpose.

The A10 can be seriously pushed: my sons got theirs running at 4.6GHz (rather than 3.8 with 4.2 turbo) with the iGPU at 1.2GHz (rather than 800MHz) and our RAM is running at 2.4GHz rather than 800MHz, doubling the stock 3D benchmarks.

PS: With air-cooling and only a tiny voltage increase, this isn't some impractical LN2 system (in which the A10 has hit nearly 8GHz!)

BBC: Monster cargo ship delivers '863 million tins of baked beans'

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Re: Me like

with an eyelash

Baby-boulder bowling burglar breaks Boulder Apple Store's $100k glass door

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Re: Its thread likes theses which is why pc pro, moderates all posters now...

... and that's why PC pro discussion threads are so boring. There are plenty of proper discussions here, just not attached to articles like this --- why would there be? There is really nothing to discuss here apart from to take pot shots at Apple and make amusing comments about cavemen and rocks. It's entirely up to you whether to read any given story and, even if you do, whether you proceed to the comments.

AMD: Star Trek holodecks within reach

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Boffin

we don't need *that* much processing power

Our impression that we can see everything in front of us all at once is a trick played on us by our brain, as demonstrated by the admirably-titled "Gorillas in our midst". The trick will be to work out what we are really looking at in any given fraction of a second and render thoroughly in that +/-2 degrees or so; less precision from there to +/-10; and beyond that everything else can remain rather fuzzy and we'd never know.

Barclays: So sorry about LIBOR... How about some free Wi-Fi?

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Wifi makes it all ok...

Get in the van!

No!

The van has wifi!

Umm, ok!

Ubuntu? Fedora? Mint? Debian? We'll find you the right Linux to swallow

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Am I just thick-skinned?

I don't understand the idea that the Linux community is hostile. A bit of gentle taking-the-piss when you ask a stupid noob question is a very small price to pay for free support! And most of the time I haven't even got that, just people earnestly trying to help - and it's always amazed me how much total strangers will go out of their way to help you. (*Looks at PS/2 lead Dvorak/Qwerty switcher custom made for me at cost ($5) by some South Korean I've never met*).

Earth escapes asteroid flyby, boffins want lasers aimed at next one

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Re: 0/10 for acronym crafting

IS2R we used to call this kind of thing a "DOOM" --- a riDiculously cOntrived acrOnyM.

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Funny, but...

... a megaton of energy is a fairly well-established amount of about 4.2PJ, as it refers to the energetic content ---- by combustion, rather than antimatter annihilation --- of a million tons of TNT.

So just under 6 PJ/day or about 70GW. (1 GW is very roughly the output of a decent size power station.)

Boffins FREEZE PHONES to crack Android on-device crypto

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capacitor-based overwrite

I've always wondered why devices don't include capacitors that can power them down sensibly in the few seconds after power failure. We were always warned about suddenly depowering HDDs, but I never understood why they couldn't contain a component holding enough charge to flush the cache and park the head. And in this case, a small capacitor on the mainboard, or in the RAM module, could zero the volatile memory in a few seconds.

Reg readers scuffle over the ultimate cuppa

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Did the milk first abomination really start with people protecting sub-standard porcelain from tea stains?

Spanish boffins increase GPS accuracy by 90%

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FAIL

90%?

Surely "improving accuracy by 90%" is making it a little less than twice as 'accurate' whatever that means. I'm pretty sure you meant a 10-fold improvement in precision.

Fashionably slate

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it's all about the video, of course.

My ideal TV would copy 5.1 sound systems, where you plug in a microphone and they can make a passable effort at self-calibration. Why can't TVs do this? Most people i know are watching their TVs with colour and contrast completely out of whack.

How about a very rapid power saving mode that goes off when there is no one in the room and comes back on again when you come in? Audio muting optional.

How about non-sucky picture-in-picture controls? Or digital logo removal processing?

There's a lot of smart things TVs could do, but smart TVs don't seem to do any of them.

Soak up CO2 with sponges, says CSIRO

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What is needed is a fuel ...

... that is really energy dense, and does not produce much CO2 when 'burnt'. We all ready have such a wonder-fuel, and we know how to use it. It's called URANIUM.

Ask Google this impossible question, get web filth as a reward

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Re: There's porn? On the interwebs?

upvoted for Ave Q ref

USA sinks Atlantic cable plan over Huawei worries

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Backdoors in a cable? I thought we knew how to defend ourselves from MITM attacks?

Vertu-alised Android revealed at an all-too-real €7,900

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Re: <probably mistaken pedant>

"at (say) 800m/s and a weight of say 50g I'd make the kinetic energy ~2500J"

Isn't kinetic energy 1/2 m v^2? In which case your assumptions should make it 1/2 * 0.05kg * (800 m/s)^2 = 16kJ

Could this be Google's slick new touchscreen Chromebook?

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To be really pedantic ...

... its is not an exception to the rule. "Its" doesn't have an apostrophe for the same reason that "yours", "hers" and "ours" don't: they are possessive pronouns. The easy way to remember this is to remember how you would spell "his" -- an apostrophe would obviously be incorrect.

An even easier rule is to never to put an apostrophe in unless you are absolutely sure one is required - its quite possible to pass off an unintended omission as a stylistic choice, whereas the spurious apostrophe cannot be so justified.

The truth on the Navy carrier debacle? Industry got away with murder

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Re: Why bother?

Thanks! Now I can't get rid of the mental image of de Kirchner's face as she sees the entire of Mainland GB hove into view from over the horizon.

Why you need a home lab to keep your job

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Re: But if this cycle continues

Can you offset the cost of these things against tax if you are a regular PAYE employee?

Android gets tipsy on Wine, runs WINDOWS apps

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Re: Daniel Palmer

As a performance engineer, I completely agree. And they should be forced to execute their unit tests (on client-sized PCs) against production-size DBs.

Bring out your dead: Reg readers reveal filthy, filthy PCs...

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I opened a Sun workstation once ...

... inside was the standard anti-static warning on a Sun label. Underneath was a further label, in neat handwriting, attached, I presume, by a previous tech. It posed the following riddle.

Before, dear user, you hoover this horrible dusty mess, answer me this question:

What's the difference between a Vacuum Cleaner and a Van de Graaf generator?

First video inside thinking fish's brain captured by boffins

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I thought it was well known what pets think...?

Dogs: "These people feed me, they must be gods"

Cats: "These people feed me, I must be a god"

Fish: "OMG THERE IS FOOD! FALLING! FROM! THE! SKY!"

Oh, Sony, you big tease: Mystery PlayStation reveal date set

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Re: I already have a PC

I bought my two boys parts for a budget games PC (AMD K-5 based) and we overclocked it to half way decent 3Dmark score. What I didn't realise was how much more expensive the games are. Because, thanks to Steam, I appear to have to buy two copies of every game now.

Unless I'm wrong, in which case I would be very much obliged if someone could put me right.

ESA proposes 3D printing on the moon

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Re: more techo-wanking

Repeating it might not be enough. You probably need to address the points that (a) this article indicates that liquid isn't that important and (b) there may be enough liquid on the moon for what we need to do anyway.

I do like your idea of a CNC router, but I think 3D printing will also be useful, and I'm not sure why you seem to be so annoyed by it. Of course there's hype, but behind most hype there is at least something worth talking about.

I watched Excel meet 1-2-3, and beat it fair and square

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Re: Improv

Actually, it became Quantrix. Download a 30 day eval copy and blow your mind, just by following the really good intro doc that comes with it. THIS is how spreadsheets should be, tables with sensible column names like Item, ItemPrice, Quantity and Subtotal, and rules like Subtotal = Quantity * ItemPrice, Total = Sum(Subtotal).

I'm not sad Excel beat 1-2-3. But Improv should have at least made people aware that there is a better way than 'stretching' elementwise formulae over ranges.

Honestly, if you have 10 mins, and you like this sort of thing, check out Quantrix.com. Unfortunately I could never persuade my company to buy it.

Greedy Apple told it can't triple Samsung's $1bn patent payout

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Re: No such thing as bad publicity

"while i wouldn't buy another sammy TV after the last one died at 14 months old.."

Did you ask them to fix it? When my 8+ year LCD packed in before Xmas, I phoned Samsung - just for advice on how repairable it was. They asked me for the S/N and when I told them they said they had had an issue with bad caps on some PSUs on that model. Long story short, free engineer visit and, shortly afterwards it was repaired for free.

Squillions of bytes in one cup of DNA

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Obligatory ...

http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/dna.html

Google's Larry Page: MY SECRET TO VAST WEALTH, SUCCESS

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Re: Modest

Agree 110% about Google Docs.

In what other word processor would it be acceptable for the *pagination* in the print out (downloaded PDF) to differ significantly from what was displayed when you were editing? I don't care whether the fonts look that similar, but for the pages to be different is totally unforgivable.

Smarm-bot Siri seeks side-splitting script-writer for charm transplant

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Re: Does this relate to...

Becky O'Donohue - one of two gorgeous twin sisters (the other is Jessie). I don't think either of them is really Siri though.

Google's JavaScript assassin: Web languages are harder than VMs

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Re: Not so much

I agree with you, but this is less true with properly OO languages, where differences in syntax hide a much bigger underlying similarity in function. Look at Smalltalk - in one sense (class libraries) it is absolutely enormous but in another (syntax) it is minute - it doesn't case statements, if-then-else or loops.

The only thing wrong with Smalltalk bytecode is that it was not secure, and that was, if I recall, one of the underlying principles of Java bytecode design (not that it worked completely). A standard bytecode into which a bunch of different OO languages could be safely compiled would be a wonderful thing.

Google files patent for eyewear that SHOOTS LASERS

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Was excited because I misread the headline...

... thought it said "...shoots lawyers"

Microsoft to end Windows 8 discounts on January 31

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Upgrade = Full

You can 'allegedly' use the upgrade as a full licence

Strategy 1)

a) Download Win8 prerelease beta from some torrent site

b) Use upgrade on that

Strategy 2) - more Lulz

a) delete your disk partitions and install your upgrade

b) now you have a copy of Win 8 that won't activate

--- with the stern message that your licence was only for upgrade purposes

c) now upgrade that inactive install with the same upgrade

El Reg's 'Chuck Norris' faces down charging elephant

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Re: An alternative unit of Force

* with regards to scaling here, more thought required.

MEGAGRAPH: 1983's UK home computer chart toppers

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Re: A technical question

This has got to be the worst graph I have seen for a while, will add to my collection of 'how not to present information'. The raw table with the sales figures would have been vastly better, and whenever raw data is easier to interpret than a given visualization, the visualization is a total waste of time.

"Crunched the figures" -- yes, virtually to oblivion. Publish the figures, and a dozen commentards will provide you with better graphs.

Samsung ordered to cough mobe sales figures to world+dog

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Re: um

Downvoter might like to check their facts. I was never a fan of the short scale, but it has been used officially by the UK government since 1974.

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Re: um

It's a billion dollars. A billion pounds would be slightly more - not much, because long scale billion is not used for UK currency. Or for much else, tbh, but it very definitely is not used for pounds sterling.

How an Amazon engineer's slip-up started a 20-hour Netflix cock-up

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As with the NatWest disaster ...

... it should not be possible for a single engineer to wreak this kind of havoc: systems like this should be resistant even to deliberate malice. Your engineer could be tired, inexperienced or unwell. But they could also be a saboteur working for a competitor, an employee with a grudge, a criminal who is going to hold your system to ransom or even an out-and-out terrorist.

Making MACH 1: Can we build a cranial computer today?

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Interesting...

... primarily in that such piss-poor prose can qualify as great sci-fi, even if the content is startlingly interesting. Almost makes Harry Potter look like part of the Western literary canon by comparison. Of course, I may be reading it wrong ...