* Posts by John H Woods

3577 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Nov 2007

MPs slam HMRC's 'deeply worrying' lack of post-Brexit customs system

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"depends on us agreeing something with the EU"

That sounds like hard coding business logic into a system if ever I saw it.

Mm, sacrilicious: Greggs advent calendar features sausage roll in a manger

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British Sausages.

At least they're not German ones ... they're the wurst

Stop worrying and let the machines take our jobs – report

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The current state of AI ...

Me: "Hey are you joining us for dinner?"

He: "Hi John, no not tonight, thanks"

FB Messenger: "Start plan [for tonight?]"

I haven't seen anything that remotely convinces me we have Turing Test capable robots now, or that we can expect them in the near future.

'Lambda and serverless is one of the worst forms of proprietary lock-in we've ever seen in the history of humanity'

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Re: Living in a buble

first Xmas Freudian typo?

Your future data-centre: servers immersed in box full of oil, in a field

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The harder problem is "in a field"

As someone with a bit of a sideline in rural IT, I have encountered "open-air" problems you just wouldn't believe. Rodents, insects, birds, curious big mammals (including thieves) --- and that's before the weather. I mean you can rainproof all you like but a sudden drop in the external temp often causes internal condensation. And dirt. Where does all that dirt come from? And how did it get in here?

El Reg assesses crypto of UK banks: Who gets to wear the dunce cap?

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Re: It's not a problem, it's an opportunity

You could even outsouce some tasks to the commentards

The Google Home Mini: Great, right up until you want to smash it in fury

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Google ..

... regularly tells me of heavy traffic when I am already on a train jouney it reminded me to get on (usually sometime after I got on).

Also, wheneven the train stops, it says stuff like "At the Mailbox? Post a review"

I've started to think that a lot of people who are shouting "I AM ON THE TRAIN" are actually talking to their digital assistants.

Neglected Pure Connect speaker app silenced in iOS 11's war on 32-bit

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Re: Sale of Goods Act

"Arguably it's limited to it's warranty"

The length of the warranty is largely irrelevant. My 10 quid splashproof Bluetooth speaker also had a warranty for a year. I doubt a SoGA case for a 13th month fao lure would be a success. But if you're shelling out serious wedge for audio equipment, and you treat it nicely you have a reasonable expectation of longevity. I think 5 year is reasonable and 2 probably a minimum (he says, looking at a pair of massive Acoustic Energy speakers he bought a quarter century ago, e.g. which have survived half a dozen house moves, four cats, three dogs and three kids. And also survived collision with a pony ... don't ask)

Look! Over there! Intel's cooked a 17-qubit chip quantum package

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complete waste of time

I'll be surprised if thats fewer than 99% of us.

RDX removable disk has ransomware protection begging to be bypassed

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too expensive

For this price to can buy a micro server, a couple of 2TB drives and setup BSD/ZFS.

Snapshot every minute and it's as good as ransom proof.

Calm down, Elon. Deep learning won't make AI generally intelligent

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Chinese Room

"Machines may be made so that they computationally model the brain, but that doesn't necessarily mean they'll have minds."

Isn't this John Searle's "Chinese Room" argument? It suggests that Turing-Test capable devices may still not be really "intelligent" whereas I tend to wonder "how would we know?"

What does the Moon 4bn years ago and Yahoo! towers this week have in common? Both had an awful atmosphere

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Re: Nixon

If only his dad had pulled out early

China cools on Apple's high-priced iBling

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Re: Bellend Message

^G^D

Dildon'ts of Bluetooth: Pen test boffins sniff out Berlin's smart butt plugs

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just read article to wife ...

... and explained how the passive reconnaissance is performed. She's still trying to get over the fact that you can dectect buttplugs with a "sniffer"

Nadella says senior management pay now linked to improving gender diversity

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Re: Symptom of bullshit job

"Are most IT jobs actually bullshit jobs where the performance in the role actually has little impact on the org?"

Yes.

Guntree v Gumtree: Nominet orders gun ads site must lose domain

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gBay

n/t

Angst in her pants: Alleged US govt leaker Reality Winner stashed docs in her pantyhose

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I hope she didn't take all 81 pages in one go...

on a decent laser printer, 4-up is readable: Print in duplex and ditch the title page and you've got exactly 10 sheets of A4 - max 1mm thickness of 80gsm paper.

Ransomware keeping cops, NHS and local UK gov bods awake at night

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Re: Quick and dirty interim solution

"It's a terrible idea because you're naively copying around clinical data containing the most sensitive personal information ..."

With respect, data that is already on a simple network share of the type that is most vulnerable to a ransomware infected client encrypting the lot is already stored "... with no heed paid to audit, retention or access control."

Nothing to stop you using an encrypted FS for the private storage. But even if you don't you're hardly increasing your exposure any more than having a secondary backup system.

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Quick and dirty interim solution

1. Add a server with its own private storage to the network share and regularly copy changed files in the network share to the private storage.

Something like rsync --backup --suffix `date +%Y%m%dT%H%M%S` network_share private_storage

2. Image disks of of client machines whose function is important

Once you have these in place, you start a strategic review of ransomware strategy.

Patch alert! Easy-to-exploit flaw in Linux kernel rated 'high risk'

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/boot too small

Just live boot from a distro that understands your FS and re-partition.

Playboy founder and dressing-gown wearer Hugh Hefner dead at 91

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apparently...

... they had a hell of a time trying to get the coffin lid on.

El Reg is hiring an intern. Apply now before it closes

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USB-C -> iSCSI

USB C -> SATA -> iSCSI

Brit broke anti-terror law by refusing to cough up passwords to cops

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Re: Defeating Draconian laws

"It's been proven that hidden volumes are detectable..."

There are indeed bugs and operational errors that can reveal them. In the absence of these, it's very hard to prove the existence of such a volume unless you have an opportunity to repeatedly image the disk.

Viacom exposes crown jewels to world+dog in AWS S3 bucket blunder

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which is it?

"no material impact" or "rectified the issue"

The only way to really rectify the issue (from the technical perspective) is to change everything that has been exposed (keys, passwords, maybe even server names). From a management perspective, there's even more work to do to prevent even a partial repetition.

DXC squeezes suppliers for extra margin, issues ultimatum

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"Where do you think British manufacturing went or hadn't you noticed?"

I wish people wouldn't say this, Britsh manufacturing has a hard enough time without the constant refrain that we don't have much. The U.K. is a pretty major global manufacturer: bottom of the top 10 in the world, perhaps, but still top 10.

Hi Amazon, Google, Apple we might tax you on revenue rather than profit – love, Europe

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even simpler

Corporation tax should be 0%

Tax the employees and the owners/shareholders when they take money out.

Oracle throws weight behind draft US law to curtail web sexploitation

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Re: Aren't there already enough laws?

I rarely agree with Orlowski, but his articles are usually well worth reading... Journalism should challenge one's own preconceptions. And it's hard to find fault in AO's journalism, even if you think his analysis is wrong and some of his opinions are bonkers.

And whilst I would tend to agree that more laws are usually just a noisy distraction, in this instance the article mentions a specific case that was not covered by an existing law... so I did learn something.

Boffins hijack bootloaders for fun and games on Android

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Re: Is this a problem ?

Always use a USB condom

Fruit flies' brains at work: Decision-making? They use their eyes

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eyes as brains ...

... makes a lot of sense to me ...there's a lot of processing in visual circuitry before you see anything ... edge detection, etc. From assign evolutionary perspective perhaps ir is most likely that light sensitive cells developed from more general neurons.

The article also reminds me that I didn't really understand what impressionist art was all about until reading Proust's account of the (fictional, I think) painter Elstir ... where he presents as the attempt to capture the raw sensation of light before any such processing has occurred. Actually, there's a lot of great stuff in "In Search of Lost Time" ... if you've got a spare year, i recommend it!

Hurricane Irma imperils first ever SpaceX shuttle launch: US military's secret squirrel X-37B

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Re: Re. storms

It would be the mutant crocodiles that would worry me!

Climate-change skeptic lined up to run NASA in this Trump timeline

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Re: Skepticism

"The greens have no realistic replacement for it, no matter what they may claim."

We most certainly do have a replacement, a clean power source that will probably see us through to the establishment of space based solar. That replacement is nuclear power and I can assure you that I am not only "Green" who thinks this.

It's official: Users navigate flat UI designs 22 per cent slower

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Re: Personally

Sample size requirements are hard to "intuit"

For instance, if 14 people out of a randomly selected sample of 70 are X, and the remaining 80% non-X, you've already got a 95% confidence that the true population frequency of X people is between 12% and 28%, however big the population.

This is why you can get reliable polls even if you ask fewer than 1 in 100,000 people. The randomness of the sample is vastly more important than its size.

'Independent' gov law reviewer wants users preemptively identified before they're 'allowed' to use encryption

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The main requirement for being a silk...

...is being able to persuade a group of laymen of the truth or falsehood of some proposition, determined respectively entirely by who is paying you ... whilst remaining utterly regardless of the truth of the matter.

I say, BING DONG! Microsoft's search engine literally cocks up on front page for hours

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fortunately...

... My wife has very good eyesight.

What code is running on Apple's Secure Enclave security chip? Now we have a decryption key...

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"Isn't it a fundamental principle of encryption..."

Indeed: Kerckhoffs' principle

London council 'failed to test' parking ticket app, exposed personal info

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Re: So yeat another case of "Don't re-check system generated data that's been read back in."

The content of a URL is data! Are you a PHB?

Russia's answer to Buckminster Fuller has a buttload of CGI and he's not afraid to use it

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Re: Straddling bus

A shoddy prototype was constructed, but the TEB was a scam.

Apple bag-search class action sueball moves to Cali supreme court

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Re: Dear Lord!

The only reason they need to ask a court is because it's the only body whose answer is authoritative. Obviousness is an irrelevance.

Strip club selfie bloke's accidental discharge gets him 6 years in clink

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"He's lucky it didn't go off in his pocket then..."

IS2R some old British Army joke about a serviceman keeping a souvenir weapon he had acquired on manoeuvres which, due to his lack of familiarity with the model, went off in his pocket neatly severing the top of his manhood.

He was drummed out of the army, of course, not for keeping the weapon or any subsequent negligence but because "everyone knows you have to be a complete knob to be in the British Army"

Red Hat banishes Btrfs from RHEL

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Re: Anyone else just use ext4?

Ext4 locally, ZFS on my fileserver.

My fileserver snapshots my few TB or RaidZ3 every minute. If I've set it up right, there's no remote admin login, so you need physical access to delete snapshots.

I cryptolockered the lot from a throwaway VM attached via NFS and it was possible to rapidly recover every single file from snapshots... I didn't even need to restore anything from backup.

ZFS is marvellous... Let's just get the licence issue resolved...

Google and its terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week in full

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995 vs 1005

Very reasonable argument but I would suggest there are two significant complications.

1st, I don't think even a quite narrow set of skills can be measured on a one dimensional index.

2nd, I don't think even Google has got hiring practices that ensure they never hire people below the 99 percentile.

But the principle problem with his manifesto is context rather than intrinsic quality. The guy is not an anthropologist publishing a paper for a research department.

I could produce some pretty good science to support the Peter Principle and the Denning Kruger Effect but I don't think I'd submit a paper on these if my company asked for my thoughts on how people were selected for promotion!

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Facts and context...

It is a fact that blacks commit a disproportionate amount of crime in the USA. I don't for a moment think it has anything to do with being black, but it's a fact. I would be very against the firing of, e.g., an anthropologist who published some work looking into explaining this fact.

But, if my employer were to say "our employee diversity doesn't sufficiently represent our country's diversity, let's do something about that" it would be utterly contemptible for another employee to say "I'm not a racist, but blacks commit disproportionately more crime in the USA."

On a purely technical level, it's irrelevant. As hiring policies presumably address candidates' convictions before inviting to interview, a black candidate or employee is clearly no more likely to be a criminal than a white one. But more importantly, in the *context* of a discussion on employee diversity, expression of this fact is completely unacceptable.

Revealed: The naughty tricks used by web ads to bypass blockers

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Re: Detecting Wireshark

A classic way of detecting wireshark or other network snooping is to reserve some IP addresses for that purpose; send a packet to the client from one of them and see if that is followed by a reverse DNS lookup for that IP address. Of course, you can turn off revDNS in Wireshark (anybody else wish they'd kept the old name, Ethereal?) and I should imagine most other network snooping tools but a lot of folk leave it on for convenience.

No, Apple. A 4G Watch is a really bad idea

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Who needs a watch?

You checked Facebook less than 210 seconds ago.

Send mixed messages: Mozilla wants you to try its encrypted file sharing

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Security through obscurity...

That is what this is, right? You're just hiding the key somewhere else. Text message, perhaps? Or is it for those edge cases where you have access to secure transmission of a key, but not of a file?

Why do you cry when chopping onions? No, it's not crippling anxiety, it's this weird chemical

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Re: 9kg?

A 12 oz onion is pretty large, but ok, dealing with large onions it's half an onion per week. Out by a factor of 4 or 5? Nonsense ... now you are looking at onions weighing more than a kilo each.

6oz of onions per week is hardly any onions. I don't care if it is one decent size onion, as I said, half a large onion, as you said, or a quarter of some prize behemoth ... it's still hardly any onions.

Thought your divorce was ugly? Bloke sues wife for wiretapping – 'cos she read his email

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Surely in the UK...

... it world be an offence to read an e-mail for somebody else even if it were on a shared computer?

Sidenote ... this does not even scratch the surface in terms of how ugly divorces can get.