* Posts by John H Woods

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Linux Mint 18.3: A breath of fresh air? Well, it's a step into the unGNOME

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Re: Great OS

"There is no three fingered salute that brings up a menu for a task manager or console terminal."

Yes there is: CTRL - ALT - F1

You can also get control of the system using SysReq

Maplin Electronics CEO ups stakes for steak house

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Re: Can I be a CEO in my next life?

This is the supreme irony - they treat those down the bottom as interchangeable resources whereas it seems to me that the more senior you are, the less domain knowledge you need.

Captain Morgan told off for Snapchat lens: That grog be aimed at kiddies

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Re: Plus ca change

I'll see your JPS pencil case and raise you an early Playboy digital watch

Soz, guys. No 'alien megastructure' around Tabby's Star, only cosmic dustbunnies

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clearly not a Dyson sphere...

... because we'd be able to hear it from here

UK security chief: How 'bout a tax for tech firms that are 'uncooperative' on terror content?

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Re: Tax Laws

"How many of the world's 5 largest economies are in the EU?"

2: France and Germany

UK stopped being the 5th largest when we voted for Brexit and, when we implement Brexit, we will either go shooting back into the Top 5 or shooting downwards to irrelevance, depending on your personal Leave/Remain polarity.

Note that the 3 world economies bigger than Germany have much bigger populations: Japan 150%; China 1500%; USA 350%.

UK, US govt and pals on WannaCry culprit: It woz the Norks wot done it

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Off topic, but...

... doesn't the conjunction of 'free' and 'open' in the declaration "We are committed to strengthening coordinated international efforts to uphold a free, open, peaceful and secure cyberspace" sound a bit pro- net neutrality?

Kent woman to season festive dinner with her mother's ashes

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Re: ".... isn't there a bit of a heavy metal risk here?"..

- yes I believe a lot of Hg goes up the crem chimney --- but I think Pb, As, Cd, Sb etc. remain something of a concern.

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Errm...

.... isn't there a bit of a heavy metal risk here?

Irony's lost on old Pope Francis: Pontiff decrees fake news a 'serious sin'

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Somebody needs to read/watch American Gods.

Almost everybody

One more credit insurer abandons Maplin Electronics

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Re: Last of it's kind?

Funnily enough I bought an over priced LED torch in Maplins for exactly that reason... I'd gone in to try to find out what transistors would be good to allow a Raspberry Pi to control a load of remote control gate openers. Hmm, said the old chap at the counter, have you thought about using an opto isolator instead of having physically connected circuits?

I hadn't, because I didn't know what one was, but I got a small,useful and friendly lesson before taking his advice on which to buy and I said I'd buy two in case I mis-soldered the first one. I can't remember what the price was but they were so cheap that I didn't feel like I could honestly leave the shop without contributing something.

No hack needed: Anonymisation beaten with a dash of SQL

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I'm surprised...

.... that anonymised medical records contain an exact birth date... surely it could be fuzzed by 5 to 10% of the individual's age without hugely impairing research findings using this data?

Oi, force Microsoft to cough up emails on Irish servers to the Feds, US states urge Supremes

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Stiffer Penalties

Not to mention the wholesale abuse of plea bargaining

Brit film board proposed as overlord of online pr0nz age checks

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Re: Why not copy mobile?

When I see Three's "are you an adult?" page it just reminds me I forgot to turn on my VPN

Engineer named Jason told to re-write the calendar

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Coat

I don't like JASON

I like to keep my colleagues guessing by using the non-ambiguous single letter names for the months I learned in financial services: FGH JKM NQU VXZ; I feel it's wasteful to use 3 letters or two digits for just 12 months (and nobody seems to like 123456789ABC). Works nicely with the last digit of the year - this month is 7Z and next month is 8F.

I also prefer MTWRFSU for days because 1-7 has been totally ruined by the idiots who think the week starts on Sunday.

I'd better just grab the flak jacket.

IBM reminds staff not to break customers in pre-Xmas fix-this-now rush

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Re: IBM

India certainly does not have any Universities in (or, indeed, anywhere near) the global top 20, but it does have three in the top 200.

According to this it actually has three: IIT Delhi (172); IIT Bombay (179); and IIS Bangalore (190).

I think it's fair to say that given its size and GDP, India is under-represented in this ranking. And I very much doubt it is because of "biases and prejudices" --- it's more because India severely under performs in this sector.

That does not mean that any given Indian graduate is going to be poor but it does suggest to me that, on average, Indian degrees are poor.

UK.gov delays biometrics strategy again – but cops will still use the tech

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Simple solution:

Don't use the tech until the framework is in place?

The North remembers: York scraps Uber's licence over data breach

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Re: Oi!! (II)

"York is near the middle not the North"

It's in the North of England. Which (*prepares for downvotes*) is most sensibly described as above 53 degrees.

Put down the eggnog, it's Patch Tuesday: Fix Windows boxes ASAP

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Re: "Put down the eggnog"

LOL "Things went mildly astray" for me too, due to a lack of alcoholic knowledge. I didn't drink alcohol until I was much older, so when teenage me was told, by a barista in bologna, that an excellent winter drink was Cointreau and fresh OJ warmed with the steam nozzle of an espresso machine, I just filed it under "good to know"

Years later, I had an espresso machine; a cold winter's day popped that nugget back of the stack and I suggested to my friends that they might like to try this. Not realising Cointreau is about 40%, I mixed it 50:50 with OJ, handed it out and everyone said it was marvellous. 10 minutes later I was the only one still conscious.

Millions of moaners vindicated: Man flu is 'a thing', says researcher, and big TVs are cure

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Re: "Medical Comforts"

Benny* and Hot**

* Benedictine

** Hot water

UK lacks engineering and tech skills to make government's industrial strategy work – report

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"concrete over the greenbelt"

Have a look out of an plane window (budget version: google earth) and you will see that you perception the UK as all built up except for green belt is not quite correct.

I hear a lot of people telling me the UK is overcrowded: mostly people who live in overcrowded places. There's plenty of space without having to tarmac the national parks, areas of national beauty or anything of very much ecological or amenity value at all.

FCC backtracks on helping with neutrality fraud investigation

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I am so...

... stealing this

Someone tell Thorpe Lane in Suffolk their internet sucks – they're still loading the page

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line / terminal quality ...

One of my local hostelries has two telephone lines coming in - one for punter broadband, one for the tenants. The lines come into opposite sides of the building, about 30m from each other. The punters have to fight over a total bandwidth of 2MB on a sketchy network with somewhat, er, elastic latency, whilst the tenant doesn't know what to do with the rock solid 70+ which pings in single digit milliseconds.

Oregon will let engineer refer to himself as an 'engineer'

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Pint

Re: Like calling yourself an architect in the UK ...

... and "solution architects" (like me) doubly so. I haven't seen a good solution for so long I'm not sure I'd even recognize one. Except maybe this one ------->

AI researcher pulls best Blue Steel in Yves Saint Laurent fragrance ad

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Now that's a good looking bloke ...

... but, according to the news today, women are happier with less attractive men and according to Mrs Woods, she is absolutely ecstatic.

UK border at risk of exposure post Brexit, warn MPs

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Phil, I respect your arguments, but without people voting Leave for irrational reasons the referendum result wouldn't even have been close, let alone a win for Leave.

Microsoft emergency update: Malware Engine needs, erm, malware protection

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"surely a file being scanned shouldn't be allowed to do anything until the scan is completed"

I completely agree but note that you could make exactly the same argument for a picture file, a document or even an http response.

The classic case is finding an input of a size and nature that exploits a processing allowing it to overrun its process space. One technique is the so-called NOP sled... A huge number of no-op byte codes preceding the code to be executed. Then if you can cause program execution to jump anywhere into the sled range, the code following it will be run.

VW's US environment boss gets seven years for Dieselgate scam

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You can't honestly tell me only a few people in the whole of the US arm of VW knew about it.

That's why they're only going for people who are sufficiently senior to carry the can for it. It's actually rather great that they aren't going for the actual techs - for all these people are referred to in the press as 'engineers' they are quite senior managers.

Toucan play that game: Talking toy bird hacked

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Another toy my younger relatives won't be getting from me.

Yes, El Reg readers aren't quite so gullible

Inside Qualcomm's Snapdragon 845 for PCs, mobes: Cortex-A75s, fat caches, vector math, security stuff, and more

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Security through obscurity

Come on, Kerckhoff didn't get round to that principle until the late 19th century, you have to wait a while for these things to filter through to the latest technology

O Christmas wreath, O Christmas wreath, thy potent skunk's in bunches

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Dickens' story

Not Dicken's

Honestly, what are you on?

Mailsploit: It's 2017, and you can spoof the 'from' in email to fool filters

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Just like snail mail,

Email is very convenient for a lot of tasks where security and authentication are not that critical. It is also perfectly possible to sign and or encrypt them.

I may be being simplistic but "problems" of this nature seem to me complaints that people want to be sure of the sender but don't want to be bothered with signatures and/or want security of communication but don't want to bother with encryption.

Viagra's Irish plant STILL giving local men and dogs stiffies (not really)

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"There is a town in East Donegal whose residents don't always like to tell outsiders where they're from"

is it the one with the famous diving club?

Dirty COW redux: Linux devs patch botched patch for 2016 mess

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Re: Huh?

Your link goes 404. You see, bugs can creep in anywhere ... even in a short comment.

As the singularity approaches, neural network pens black metal album

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The singularity ...

... is not really approaching, is it?

UK.gov admits Investigatory Powers Act illegal under EU law

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Re: No longer laughing

I voted you down for misspelling fairweather.

Give 1,000 monkeys typewriters, they'll write Shakespeare. Give them robot arms, and wait – they actually did that?

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Re: Clarification required

It's countable of course ... unlike the number of teams they form

Pro tip: You can log into macOS High Sierra as root with no password

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Re: How worse than Single User Mode?

Physical access to the system is different from "terminal" access. Try getting root access on a well-configured Linux system using just the keyboard and the mouse. If you've got physical access to the box, however, you have everything except the content of encrypted drives.

Although presumably one could splice a wired KB or Mouse to connect a USB storage device and boot from that?

iPhone X Face ID fooled again by 'evil twin' mask

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Does anyone really have to say it?

Biometrics are usernames and not passwords

Thou shalt use our drone app, UK.gov to tell quadcopter pilots

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Re: OK, so which part do I register?

It goes back way further than that... it's the ship of Theseus paradox (Plutarch?), sorry I can't Google it just now I am on a tiny mobile device with a rain covered screen

A certain millennial turned 30 recently: Welcome to middle age, Microsoft Excel v2

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Re: CSV files

Always use Tabs!

Forget Sesame Street, scientists pretty much watched Big Bird evolve on Galápagos island

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Re: So this 'Separate species' question

Tigons and Ligers are +usually+ infertile.

This is peak AI: Bot to guest edit Radio 4's Today programme

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The marvellous late Humphrey Lyttekton...

... perfectly described Today as "30 minutes of news and comment packed into an exciting two hour programme"

Twitter's blue tick rule changes may lower the sueball barrier

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Re: This Has Been Going On For Some Time

Exactly - withdrawal of the blue tick is half-hearted: they should withdraw the account if it violates ToS, and only withdraw the blue tick if it turns out that the account belongs to an imposter.

Fear not, driverless car devs, UK.gov won't force you to write Trolley Problem solutions

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trolley problem is a distraction

It may be true that computers aunt equipped to make moral judgements but, in the time frames involved in a road traffic collision, neither are people.

This is why the rule is very simple: drive at all times so that, taking all factors into consideration (weather, road surface, vehicle condition, driver ability etc.), you can stop the vehicle on its own side of the road in the distance you can see to be clear.

Universal basic income is a great idea, which is also why it won't happen

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Get close to someone's wage...

... of course that would also break the market. As with speed limits the fact that you can set it too low or too high doesn't mean it's a bad idea in itself

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Re: A shorter term problem

You realise that people can throw in the towel right now and be on benefits?

People prefer to earn money. UBI gets t set at a level that stops you freezing to death starving to death or dying of illness where medicine is not socialised. Almost everybody would prefer to work a few extra hours to earn some money for luxuries that is how capitalism works or is supposed to.

Means-tested benefits are profoundly anti-capitalist, they break the functioning of the market at the lower end of the income scale.

Now unless you are one of those anarcho capitalists you believe that people shouldn't die of poverty, and there should be a safety net. UBI is just a much fairer more efficient and more flexible way of implementing that net.

Your next laptop will feature 'CMF' technology

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Best laptop that's ever been in this family ...

A refurb i7 T430 from ebay, maxed out RAM, SSD for dual booting O/Ses, SSHD in a dual bay replacing the optical drive, and the higher res screen (1440x900 I think). Cost about 250 to put all that together. For another 50 I got some doohickey to connect the PCI-Express external port to a big box, in which I put a decent PSU and a very decent graphics card --- and adding the best monitor I could afford brought all the extras to about 700.

Result - a one grand rig that can deliver pretty serious gaming performance, where the laptop element, which can be detatched and taken to lectures (and maybe even the library?!), is a robust boring relatively replaceable unit that is perfectly sufficient for work and fairly unappealing to high end lappy thieves.

The really amazing part is that there's almost no modern laptop that could take the place of the T430 here. They're too expensive or they don't even match the performance of this old box. They have glossy screens making them less useful for work. They're too fragile to really be considered a portable, no-nonsense device. And, very very few of them have external interfaces fast enough to use a decent external graphics set up.

Shut the front door: Jewson 'fesses up to data breach

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Obligatory

"They've hacked the Jewson lot"