* Posts by John H Woods

3577 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Nov 2007

A fine host for a Raspberry Pi: The Register rakes a talon over the NexDock 2

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Re: I just want a good rPi laptop

If you don't want to do hardware stuff, why not run Raspbian x86 on a cheap Intel laptop?

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Re: Raspberry Pi, wobbling on the cusp perhaps?

Yes, and this makes them much less useful for IOT than they should theoretically be

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Re: So.... it's a KVM console?

Just seems very expensive... I've realized since my earlier post that one can get USB powered monitors for games consoles etc ... £150 for a 2k 13.3" screen, then add keyboard with track pad or track point.

Would just be nice to have it in a laptop form factor, and have your own battery if the device you are USBing to struggles to power the display.

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KVM device

Why can't I find a reasonably priced laptop / ultrabook form factor KVM device with its own battery that can plug into any server? KB and mouse over USB is trivial I just want HDMI / DVI / VGA input for the screen. Is it possible to make one?

Ex-Autonomy CFO Sushovan Hussain's part in the accounting badness was 'wildly overblown'

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Re: Autonomy was always a strange proposition

I found one of their powerpoints once on an old system and "read" it with a strange fascination --- it was like the Voynich Manuscript: looks like it should make sense to someone but eventually you have to consider the possibility that it's all just a big joke.

The Six Million Dollar Scam: London cops probe Travelex cyber-ransacking amid reports of £m ransomware demand, wide-open VPN server holes

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Re:"Banks and building societies are, in my experience, the worst offenders ..."

Yep,

Certainly they spent a lot of the last decade phoning up and asking security questions. Don't know whether they still do and I'm just on an 'awkward list' of people who never reveal any information on any incoming* call.

*it's still 'incoming' IMHO if you made the call because someone texted or emailed you the number.

Reusing software 'interfaces' is fine, Google tells Supreme Court, pleads: Think of the devs

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Re: Its late stage capitalism at its very finest

Indeed, which Adam Smith warned explicitly about and which members of the Adam Smith Institute appear to have forgotten about. Loads of self-declared "fans of Adam Smith" I have come across accuse me of quoting Marx when I quote Smith to them.

It's a great shame because Wealth of Nations is a surprisingly good read (and free, of course!)

No horrific butterfly keys on this keyboard, just you and your big, dumb fingers

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Re: Hello RSI

Presumably you could use a softer surface, like a mouse mat? But it looks to me like you could touch the desk as lightly as you wanted - perhaps not even at all...

Linux in 2020: 27.8 million lines of code in the kernel, 1.3 million in systemd

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Re: "Now I know bob hates systemd, I'm starting to think it might not be all bad."

Even a stopped clock ...

Lynch was 'willing to lie' to High Court over Autonomy whistleblower, claims HPE

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Re: Due diligence not really required...

Absolutely - but it does raise the question as to why they couldn't

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Due diligence not really required...

What proportion of Vulture commentards thought $11B was a reasonable price for Autonomy when the purchase was made?

IS2R it was about 0%.

Hate speech row: Fine or jail anyone who calls people boffins, geeks or eggheads, psychology nerd demands

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Re: Elon Musk

At the risk of repeating myself, Elon Musk is a P[A]EDO --- Person [Allegedly] Exporting Detritus into Orbit.

What do you mean your eardrums need a break? Samsung-owned JBL touts solar-powered wireless headphones you don't need to charge

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REFLECT Eternal?

Absorb, surely!

Happy Artemis Day everybody! NASA preps its monster rocket for testing

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Re: Also SpaceX

Shush, this is about NASA, let's not mention the Person Exporting Detritus to Orbit.

Where's our data, Google? Chrome 79 update 'a catastrophe' for Android devs with WebView apps

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Well ...

It would different because that's just one vet who's dropped it down a well.

This is why pen and paper is so good. I'd have had a portable printer pumping out mini vacc certificates.

Try as they might, ransomware crooks can't hide their tells when playing hands

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ZFS

I have 4x8GB drives in RAIDZ2 and use ZFS snaphots. Snaphots can only be deleted by root and root can only log in on local TTY.

I have a full backup so would quite like to test ransomware resistance ... What's the best way of getting deliberately infected?

Revealed: NHS England bosses meet with tech and pharmaceutical giants to discuss price list of millions of Brits' medical data

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Re: Thankfully..

Anyone who mentions "The Gold" can usually be safely ignored

Oi, Queenslander who downloaded 26.8TB in June alone – we see you

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re: "nearly 50TB of storage at raid5"

If you care more about saving a few $ than you do about the data, yes; but otherwise ~35TB at RAID6 (or, better, RAIDZ2) would be a lot more sensible IMHO. But my guess is that most of this data wasn't stored anywhere ...

Internet jerk with million-plus fans starts 14-year stretch for bizarre dot-com armed robbery

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that, and ...

... there's only a finite number of rats

I'll take your frame to another dimension, pay close attention: This AI auto-generates 3D objects from 2D snaps

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Re: scan a map

Can we scan e.g. OS maps and train an AI to read the contour lines? Might not even need an AI, just start in the top left corner and count the number of times you cross the lines of the correct colour?

We've heard of spam filters but this is ridiculous: Pig-monkey chimeras developed in a Chinese laboratory

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Re: Lots of us are chimeras

Female (XX) mammals are chimeras, because of the Lyon effect, where either the X from the mother or that from the father is inactivated at random yielding a 50:50 mix of cells. (think tortoiseshell cats).

But what about this chap?

EDIT: I see Fruit and Nutcase beat me by an hour

Americans should have strong privacy-protecting encryption ...that the Feds and cops can break, say senators

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Re: For a given value of two in politics

Upvote and pedant note: next time use a sum of >5, because, where the numbers are written to 1 significant figure (or 0 decimal places) 2+2 can legitimately be 5, or even as low as 3.

Windows 10 Insiders: Begone, foul Store version of Notepad!

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Re: Isn't this also usually followed by...

EMACS or death, personally

In Rust We Trust: Stob gets behind the latest language craze

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Re: Spaceship operator <=>

So is it the case that

a <=> b

is the same as (a < b) - (a > b) in languages where conditionals evaluate to 0 or 1 for true and 0 for false?

Why can't passport biometrics see through my cunning disguise?

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Re: Habitual glasses wearer

" I’m 54 but have the heart of a 30 years old"

That's nothing, I'm 52 and have the body of a 20 year old. Just hoping my wife doesn't volunteer us for "Love Your Garden"

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Re: Clean underwear...

... doesn't often stay clean if you are in a traumatic accident

High-resolution display output or Wi-Fi: It seems you can only choose one on Raspberry Pi 4

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Re: An RPi as a desktop computer ?

Most laptops couldn't hold a candle to that spec either!.

Go champion retires after losing to AI, Richard Nixon deepfake gives a different kind of Moon-landing speech...

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Re: AI Go.

200W seems a bit high, you'd need over 4000 kcal/day to sustain that.

1 MET*, at normal rest, is about 1.16 W/kg: I think you might get to 1.5METs (140W for an 80kg person) by thinking hard but I doubt you could break 2.0 without a lot of fidgeting (be an interesting experiment though!).

* Metabolic Equivalent of Task

That's a sticky Siemens situation: Former coder blows his logic bomb guilty plea deal in court

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Spreadsheet misuse.

I've seen some bloody awful spreadsheets, not surprising people can hide stuff in them (usually bugs in my experience). I remember someone complaining to me that they couldn't get a 5000 character formula into a cell. SMH

The in and outs of Microsoft's new Windows Terminal

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oh yes...

... but white text on red background is yet more horrific

It's official. You can get FUCT, US Supremes tell scandalized bureaucrats in rude trademark spat

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Re: Ha ha here's my Dating App for very busy people with only one day a week to spare.

Thursday is 'R' as any fule no

Hot desk hell: Staff spend two weeks a year looking for seats in open-plan offices

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Re: manglement is ... mostly screwing, the choice is between the pooch and up.

or the PA

Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity

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Re: BS1363 - probably still the safest domestic sockets in the world :-)

and the most dangerous plugs for the barefoot

What's big, blue, and hands out pink slips? IBM on Thursday: Word spreads of job cuts

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"IBM's problem is it is managing the company to please Wall Street"

... and they are far from alone in that

Barbie Girl was wrong? Life is plastic, it's not fantastic: We each ingest '121,000 pieces' of microplastics a year

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re: but also probably much harder to determine?

I would say it is probably easier to determine, though less pleasant. One is estimating when evaluating number of particles ingested, but a weeks urine and stool collection would probably give pretty accurate figures for excreted particles, as I suspect the exhaled, perspired and shed totals are relatively small.

Apple's tailored SwiftUI makes coding Mac and iOS apps RAD again

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Re: So, basically what Visual Basic and Delphi could do twenty-four years ago already?

and, at the risk of being a bore, what some Smalltalk implementations could do a decade before that.

Google may have taken this whole 'serverless' thing too far: Outage caused by bandwidth-killing config blunder

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Re: Network congestion slowed them

Indeed - it's somewhat surprising to this non-expert that they don't

Malware spotted doing unspeakable, filthy things to infected Macs – injecting Bing results into Google searches

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Do Americans ....

... still get Amazon gift card rewards for using Bing? If so, could this be designed to generate them, but hoover them up before the users get them?

Firmware update borks Bose boxes: Owners report crackles on Lex-i of the soundbar world

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Re: it's hard to beat a decent soundbar.

I agree with this but, at the risk of another slew of downvotes, there's no getting away from the fact that there are decent soundbars. Whether they are value for money (the Yamaha YSP-2700 costs £600 and that buys you a lot of conventional stereo) is another matter: but if you want an approximation of 5.1 without speakers everywhere (not my preference, by the way, I'm a 7.2 fan!), this is, IMHO, the way to go.

The particular use-case I have seen, with a couple with markedly different hearing abilities, works well: with a loud seat and a quieter seat on the same sofa. Also it's worth pointing out that a lot of 5.1 -> 2.0 (stereo) converters aren't strong enough in the centre, with the result that dialog (especially for the hard of hearing) becomes harder to make out.

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Re: Soundbars , meh

I tend to agree as far as music is concerned. But if you want sound for TV without filling your room with speakers, it's hard to beat a decent soundbar. Some can even direct sound to one side of the sofa so that a couple with different hearing abilities can hear the soundtrack at two different volumes (but still in stereo).

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I don't understand...

Do Yamaha, Dali, JBL, JVC, Sony, Sonos and Samsung use Bose software? Because, if not, I can't see how Bose could possibly be affecting the world's best soundbar.

How do you like dem Windows, Apple? July opening for Microsoft's first store in Blighty

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There's a challenge...

... as I understand it ...

A DLL is loaded into the context of a running process whereas an EXE creates a new one. Multiple programmes (EXEs) can use the same libraries (DLLs in this case) and this increases code maintainability.

A DLL can't be 'run' though, because it has no 'entry point' where execution would start --- so windows services, which are effectively DLLs (so that they can share elements of their functionality) have to be loaded into an actual executable (which allows them to be started and stopped etc.). That executable, designed to run windows services, is svchost.exe

Why are there so many? Because there are so many windows services. Although a single svchost.exe could run all the services, a misbehaving service could take it down and all the other services it was running would terminate as well. So the many windows services are grouped into related functions and each group is run by a separate svchost process.

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"svc" hosts?

There'll be loads of them and it won't be immediately clear what they're all doing.

There's a scarily good 'deepfakes' YouTube channel that's quietly growing – and it's freaking everyone out

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Could be a useful diagnostic for prosopagnosia...

... I can't even see the faces changing ... not easily, at any rate.

Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you

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*pure*

methane is odourless but it does tend to pick up smellies. And obviously they deliberately scent it (with ethanethiol, iirc) for safety reasons.

Buy, buy this American PCIe, drove my PC on the Wi-Fi so the Wi-Fi would fly

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Re: Bus?

I am reminded of that little ditty to remember declensions: Motor Bus

Ex-student, 52, suing university for AU$3m after PhD rejection destroyed 'sex drive'

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The whole point of a PhD ...

... is that it's original research. Doesn't have to be that mind-blowing, but it does have to be your own. Either the accusation of plagiarism is totally unjustified (in which case he should address that) or the award of a PhD would be.

Guilty of hacking in the UK? Worry not: Stats show prison is unlikely

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Re: The process is the punishment

I also found it extremely unlikely, but using searching instead of guessing, I found this in an official government publication

"33 per cent of males born in 1953 had been convicted of at least one standard list offence before the age of 53."

When two tribes go to war... Intel, AMD tease new chips at Computex: Your spin-free summary

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Re: Definitely of Interest

... and gaming is even less niche