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DBA locked in police-guarded COVID-19-quarantine hotel for the last week shares his story with The Register

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Re: And this is why the Aussies are on top of it

"Most people complaining about the governments handling are actually complaining about the conservative party's handling of it because they support the Labour party."

This is doubly invalid. Firstly, they are entitled to complain whomever they support, whether anarchists / communists / fascists / people's front of Judea. Secondly, having complained, the validity of such complaints has nothing to do with their motivation.

Pretty crass to suggest that people only care that the UK is managing this so poorly because they "want to score political points" - I think that's called Poisoning the well.

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Re: And this is why the Aussies are on top of it

Me: "Maybe if they had bothered to RTFM from other countries who had it first they'd have made fewer mistakes."

AC: "What, like Italy and Spain, both of whom have higher death rates than the UK? Great examples to follow."

I was talking about avoiding making the same mistakes, sorry if that was not sufficiently clear.

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Re: due to the ineptitude of Boris and his cohort of fuckwits.

"Nowhere near. 8th highest number of confirmed cases per capita"

We're quite a lot further back in total cases per capita, but we're only 6th in deaths per capita, --- or, if you discount San Marino (pop. <35k) and Andorra (pop. <80k), we're more realistically fourth.

But it all depends on when the growth really started -- if we use per capita measures without adjusting for date, USA seems to be doing quite well. And it really isn't, as the absence of BOMBASTIC BOB telling us that it's not much worse than flu tends to show.

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Re: And this is why the Aussies are on top of it

"1) There are a couple of clusters of unexplained Coronavirus outbreaks in the UK in December and many more in January (two choral societies in Manchester for instance) - all linked to people travelling back from Wuhan."

It's either unexplained or linked to travelling back from Wuhan. Given the infectivity, I would suggest it may not have been Covid19. I have friends who returned from Wuhan in Jan with severe Covid19-type symptoms but it seems inconceivable to me that they wouldn't have started a local cluster.

I can see no acceptable explanation for why the UK is performing so poorly and, unless the UK is to be considered far more rebellious than any other country, you haven't really provided one here. This is a failure of government, they only excel (especially with the latest vague non-advice) at shifting the blame back to the citizens.

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Re: And this is why the Aussies are on top of it

"Yes, the Government has made mistakes in the handling of CV-19. They are writing the user manual as they go."

Maybe if they had bothered to RTFM from other countries who had it first they'd have made fewer mistakes. It is becoming harder and harder to claim that the UK has not badly mismanaged this: we squandered several advantages (Island, reasonably wealthy, state health service AND MOST IMPORTANTLY at least two headstarts [China and Italy]).

The fact that some will criticise the government whatever they do does not invalidate all criticism of the government.

Serial killer spotted on the night train from Newcastle

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Pint

Awesome

Have a solitary one

The point of containers is they aren't VMs, yet Microsoft licenses SQL Server in containers as if they were VMs

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Re: Cloud is a joke

I'm conflicted ... I somewhat disagree with the first part of your post and somewhat agree with the latter!

FYI: Your browser can pick up ultrasonic signals you can't hear, and that sounds like a privacy nightmare to some

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Re: Good security will always need some user action

It's good practice, sure, but all nhos people around you don't know so much. I think we need to tackle it at an institutional level.

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if Google really cared ...

... it would be possible, on a non-rooted phone, to allow permissions on a basis of "yes but ask for every access or at least a log of when which apps ask for which services.

Permissions should also be more fine grained "access to your photos" seems reasonable if you are going to post pictures to Facebook ... But I'm pretty sure it analyses your entire camera roll.

Ideally I would like to give dummy permissions as well. So an app that wouldn't install with microphone access can be given a yes but just receive a silent (or filtered) audio stream; and a GPS "for regional purposes" can be blurred - I can see why an astronomy app might want to know where I am to within the nearest kilometre when I open it it but what I don't want it knowing my location to within 10 metres every second its open (or even worse, running "in the background", another place where Android is deliberately unhelpful as to what is really going on).

At least Facebook is only an app ... Having an entire OS under the control of an advertising giant is never going to be be an optimal situation.

The Adobe Flash Farewell Tour 2020: LibreOffice to axe export support for .SWF in version 7

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All 4

Presumably that means it's not accessible with iDevices?

GCC 10 gets security bug trap. And look what just fell into it: OpenSSL and a prod-of-death flaw in servers and apps

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Re: their recondite portion

Hold on, is this the bit that belongs to a German techno artist?

Now that's recondite knowledge. Twice.

Baby, I swear it's déjà vu: TalkTalk customers unable to opt out of ISP's ad-jacking DNS – just like six years ago

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Re: Not unusual

I dunno, given the Talk Talk data breach and their famously woeful customer service, I'd pretty much say that their users are a self-selecting sample of absolute numpties. Hmm, I need an ISP, I know, why not these guys, they've won worst UK ISP of the year loads of times!

Europe publishes draft rules for coronavirus contact-tracing app development, on a relaxed schedule

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Re: We know what you did ...

Bob: "The study appears to fall in line with another recent study that estimated that as many as 270,000 Californians are infected with the coronavirus, or 0.69% of the population. That’s more than 10 times the number reported. It calculated that 4.8% of the U.S. population was carrying the disease by early April, 39 times higher than reported, and that nearly half of New Yorkers were probably infected."

If that were the case the infection rate of New Yorkers would be dropping. Also there would have been a lot more serious cases a lot earlier - unless the virus somehow ramps up in stealth mode and only then do you get a proportion of people needed intensive care.

jcmh makes a similar mistake: "covid19 official stats are bullshit since (according to WHO) 80% of cases are mild or no symptoms ... So real mortality rate is up to 5 times less than official one"

he's suggesting that their stats on that can be trusted but their analyses can't, which is very odd. You know, people who study pandemics who realise that 80% of cases are asymptomatic are probably going to construct their models on that basis?

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Re: We know what you did ...

BOB: "Right now the numbers are starting to say that Corona is REALLY only slightly worse than influenza"

** 8 days pass **

BOB: "The REAL numbers CURRENTLY show that it's about 50% worse than influenza"

Are you just going to keep upping that percentage every day so you don't ever have to admit you are wrong? :-D

What the "REAL numbers CURRENTLY show" - if you know how to read them - is that Covid19 will kill 500 thousand to 2 million Americans. USA non pandemic flus are an order of magnitude smaller.

This hurts a ton-80: British darts champ knocked out of home tourney by lousy internet connection

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Re: Actually ...

Ok: I can see that looked a bit like I didn't realise a lot of ordinary people are suffering with poor connectivity, mea culpa, I didn't really mean it like that. I live in a small village outside Stratford upon Avon and get about 50Mbps down 10 up, and on EE, about 100Mbps down and about 20 up - so I'm lucky, and well aware that I am, especially given what I've had to put up with elsewhere.

No: what's confusing me is just how poor some of the connections are to some pretty senior politicians and journalists. You get a view into some rather splended, probably London, houses and, especially in the case of TV journalists, I'd just think they'd have decent connectivity? Maybe I'm even luckier than I thought I was.

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Actually ...

... one of the things that has really puzzled me during this crisis is just how many people have really substandard internet connections (and webcams).

ESA's exoplanet hunter Cheops gets the green light to start checking out future spots mankind could settle on

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Re: The usual dismal acronym making

Our transatlantic bretheren seem particularly fond of the DOOM (riDiculously tenOusly cOntrived acronyM) - all their political Acts have seem to have these cracker-pun titles.

Cloudflare outage caused by techie pulling out the wrong cables

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Re: "Careers where colour blindness may be beneficial"

Oh, I didn't see that there.

ICANN's founding CEO and chair accuse biz of abandoning principles in push for billion-dollar .org sale

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Re: Real world

... in the real world there is a spectrum between Communism and Ayn Randism

In case you need more proof the world's gone mad: Behold, Apple's $699 Mac Pro wheels

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wow ...

... I bet even SnapOn are in awe

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Re: Re Cycle Wheels

one of your round objects appears to have dropped off and rolled away

Pentagon watchdog sets phasers to none, clears $10bn JEDI contract process but leaves door open for lawsuits

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"personal animus toward Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos"

Not sure Trump is going to be too chuffed with Bill Gates either now, so I wonder if 3rd time's the charm for One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.

Vodafone chief speaks out after 5G conspiracy nuts torch phone mast serving Nightingale Hospital in Brum

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Bill Gates, Covid19 and 5G

On which note, I found this rather amusing

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Re: Possibly OTT on my part but..

It's a nice idea but I think it might be easier to make the case* that it's aggravated arson. Which carries a maximum sentence of life imprisonment, the same as treason.

* IANALBIPOOTI

GrubHub, DoorDash, Postmates and Uber Eats sued by hangry, overcharged coronavirus customers

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Re: "We are going to be very strong on food supply."

"The same WHO that insisted, in the face of all evidence, that covid 19 wasn't human transmissible as late as january?"

The mental gymnastics of Trump supporters are even more breathtaking than usual. If the WHO is to be blamed for delaying too long*, what are we going to say about a leader who was still claiming, as late as 26 February, that "Because of all we’ve done, the risk to the American people remains very low. … When you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero. That’s a pretty good job we’ve done."

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* actually I've seen a warning from them of Human - Human transmission as early as 10th January, and I'm sure that I don't have access to privileged information unavailable to a global superpower

From Brit telly presenter Eamonn Holmes to burning 5G towers in the Netherlands: Stupid week turns into stupid fortnight for radio standard

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Illusory Truth

The problem with celebs opening their gobs about this is that they have a platform: and it has been known for decades that merely repeating false information tends to lend it a validity in the minds of those who experience it.

I made a formal complaint to the BBC about their news channel last night on precisely this basis, because they had a constant ticker display, probably 1/min, for literally hours. It read: "Spain and Italy begin to ease lockdown restrictions as case numbers drop."

My estimate is that anyone who had seen more than 1.5 hours of BBC news yesterday saw the factually incorrect clause "... as case numbers drop" displayed on the bottom of the screen approximately 100 times, a statement about which there is no argument - it is quite simply not true*

I just don't know how we counter the big voices, with bigger audiences, when they keep saying things that are false. It's depressing.

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*Actually, the Spanish active caseload had decreased by 81 patients (less than 0.1%) against the previous day and that was the first decrease in active caseload since records began but, as anyone coud have predicted, it has now risen not just beyond the slight dip of the day before, but beyond the "peak" of the previous day. Italy had experienced 0 days drop in active caseload and, indeed, its caseload continues to grow, albeit more slowly.

Signal sends smoke, er, signal: If Congress cripples anonymous speech with EARN IT Act, we'll shut US ops

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email provider who shut up shop ...

... not email, but you're not thinking of Truecrypt are you?

Europe calls for single app to track coronavirus. Meanwhile America pretends it isn’t trying to build one at all

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Re: Eddy Ito: "how many lives are being saved ... fewer folk on the roads"

Fewer RTAs have to be balanced by the fact that the health and emergency services are stretched, so that there may be lower capacity to deal with the (undoubtedly) fewer RTAs.

Regardless; the death toll from Covid19 is probably going to be pretty massive. In the three days since Bob posted that it might be comparable to seasonal influenza, the USA (which suffers seasonal flu deaths estimated by the CDC at 12-60k per annum) has seen its Covid19 death toll rise from under 15k to over 20k. I don't think that has ever happened in a USA flu season, and I expect the total death toll to exceed this bracket certainly within a fortnight, possibly 700 millifortnights or less.

If Covid19 is not the biggest killer in the world this year, I will be most pleasantly surprised, the slight stigma of being publicly wrong notwithstanding.

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Re: A deal

"so estimates of mortality are being based on a known death toll being divided my an unknown number of infections."

No, it's a little bit more sophisticated than that: most people studying the pandemic already have some idea that not all the infections may have been identified! But there are other complications, not least of which that not all the deaths have been identified, either. I remain pretty confident in my figures of between 1e7, 1e6 and 1e5 for Global, USA and UK deaths respectively (again all between 50% and 200%). We already know this is far more dangerous than seasonal flu, the idea that the global death toll will end up anwhere under a million is, IMHO, incredibly optimistic.

I mean, I hope you're right and I'm wrong, but I'm really not seeing it ...

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Re: A deal

Obviously that is a typo for 2021 :-) missed the edit window

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A deal

BOB: "Right now the numbers are starting to say that Corona is REALLY only slightly worse than influenza"

IMHO, Absolutely wrong.

I'm predicting 1m US Deaths, within a factor of 2. How about a deal. If there's fewer than half a million USA deaths by 2010 I'll make a public apology to you here on this forum, and upvote every post you make for a month. If there's more, you restrict yourself to using captial letters only to start sentences. Done?

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Re: Generous non self-serving billionaires

" A disease, which yet again, will probably kill around 2 million, mainly young, people this year and, as such, easily outkill covid-19."

2 million Westerners, sure. Globaly, barring a vaccine or therapy, Covid19 is going to kill at least 10 million people in 2020. Malarial countries aren't going to get a pass.

OK brainiacs, we've got an IT cold case for you: Fatal disk errors on an Amiga 4000 with 600MB external SCSI unless the clock app is... just so

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My favourite timing bug

About 15 years ago, a screenscraper returning empty handed except when debugging was on. Then it was fine. Lowering the debug verbosity made it fail again.

Dev had accidentally coded the timeout to wait for the Mainframe to 0 milleseconds. One line of java logging, at sufficient verbosity, between the request and the attempt to read the response took a couple of msec to execute - and by then the MF had responded.

Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much

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Re: Peak District

The plural of virus is not viri, so I assume you are not a biologist, consequently I suggest you might need to cite sources to justify your claim about what conditions they can survive. I'll go first: some other dangerous members of the Coronoviridae (SARS and MERS) can survive nine days on hard surfaces (e.g. JHIN). Not all hard parts of a car get "baking hot" in UK weather, even on a clear blue day in April.

Any unecessary movement of people or objects is clearly not a good idea in a pandemic, especially in a country where we aren't doing contact trace & test when we diagnose cases. Even if they don't touch anything on this journey they will need to refuel the car at some point - sooner than if they hadn't made the journey. They are increasing the risk of an RTA when resources are stretched, and even the possibility of needing mountain rescue. And it's difficult to get into National Parks straight off the motorway - nearly all routes require some travel on minor roads through villages.

It's boring, I know. We usually take our dogs to all sorts of places. But unless they really cannot be walked to and from your own property (behaviour issues or you live somewhere, perhaps temporarily, where the dogs you have cannot be exercised), stay the fuck at home. Perhaps the police can be considered to have overreacted to this one incident in and of itself, but I'm sure the TV footage will have made some people think twice about treating lockdown as a holiday.

Ofcom waves DAB radio licences under local broadcasters' noses as FM switchoff debate smoulders again

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Never listen to it...

I have a DAB radio in my car, but I find I often get better results streaming, live or podcast, over 4G. The UK was a pioneer with this tech but we got stuck in a rut, and as a result battery powered DAB radios are a joke because the codec is too power hungry and bitrates are awful because apparently we'd prefer to have thousands of stations with barely distinguishable content than tens with high fidelity audio.

Not only is Zoom's strong end-to-end encryption not actually end-to-end, its encryption isn't even that strong

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Re: Why do so many businesses seem to need video?

ovation1357: "I've found that using video has really helped to put people more at ease with the situation"

Actually, that must be the answer. I suppose I (like a lot of us) are not really an average case, having been doing substantial telework for years (and years...)

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Re: People tend to look at the image of their correspondent, not at the webcam

Hmm, do I see a market for home teleprompters ("autocues") ?

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Why do so many businesses seem to need video?

Obviously we have to be able to screenshare to do real work (and "have to" see PowerPoints for some reason!) but I don't really need to see the faces of any of the people I work with and they certainly don't want to see mine. (I do get complements on my profile picture, but it's mainly "nice horse" - I don't like to use my own face without some other distraction because I look far too much like Anders bloody Brevik).

In my opinion, if you can't tell that a participant's mind has wandered without a webcam, you've got too many people in your meeting.

Vietnam bans posting fake news online

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Re: Why

Sounds like you've got a blocked nose. #stayindoors

Microsoft's PowerToys suite sprouts four new playthings with a final March emission

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Is there a power toy to ...

... put seconds in the taskbar clock?

Australian state will install home surveillance hardware to make sure if you're in virus isolation, you stay there

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Re: allow some disaffected jerk to create a virus with high contagion and high mortality

Really not that easy, and probably quite a bit harder than 3D printing a minigun.

If you've ever wished Visual Studio Code could be more open source, the Eclipse Foundation would like a word

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Re: in my roughly 30 years of using IDEs

I would agree: never could see why anyone though Eclipse was any good.

But then I'm so old fashioned I don't think the old Smalltalk IDEs like VW, VA and now Pharo have ever been beaten ;-)

BT providing free meals to coax its healthy customer support staff back into office as calls rocket amid pandemic

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Am I the only one ...

... who wondered what co-ax had to do with it? *facepalm*

UK Information Commissioner OKs use of phone data to track coronavirus spread

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Re: Confused

(ahem, taking it at face value) ... It's not for tracking individual users, it's for gathering statistics about the relative mobility of the population.

Yeah, that Zoom app you're trusting with work chatter? It lives with 'vampires feeding on the blood of human data'

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Anyone heard of ...

Big Blue Button?

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, health secretary Matt Hancock both test positive for COVID-19 coronavirus

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Re: Perfect Timing

If Dyson ventilators become de rigeur, then ear defenders will have to be added to the PPE list.

We don't really need a new design. There are already manual ventilators and a Pi, a touch screen, and a servo motor would go a long way towards turning such a thing into a basic automatic ventilator.

Announcing the official Reg-approved measure of social distancing: The Osman

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Re: 2 meters

An Aussie friend assures me "If you can smell their fart, move further apart"

But the best advice I've had so far is that people should not cough near you. They should be far from you. If people cough near you, tell them to far cough.

NASA to launch 247 petabytes of data into AWS – but forgot about eye-watering cloudy egress costs before lift-off

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me too

I'm thinking 10 4U units in a full height rack, 60 x 16TB HDDs in each, thats a 10PB rack weiging about 1 tonne and taking, what, in the order of about 5-10kW?

So yes, two dozen racks, not half a dozen.

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Re: What if the Cloud also catches Corona?

As an antediluvian biologist, i prefer viridae