* Posts by Frumious Bandersnatch

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VIA bakes a fruitier Rock cake to rival the Brit Raspberry Pi

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I got an Odroid-x and the hidden Fedex charges put it to > £120.

Similar story for my X2, but I did what the hardkernel website suggested and called my local customs office before placing the order. They told me about the extra "customs clearance" charge that Fedex adds in. I guess that hardkernel could have done a better job on pointing out the surcharge that Fedex puts on it, but I can't fault them on their advice on contacting customs. I still went ahead with the order once I knew about the extra costs. Well worth it, I reckon.

As for Atom vs ARM systems, I actually did a bit of window shopping before ordering the X2. To be honest I couldn't actually find any Atom systems that were as good or as cheap. The one thing that the bare-bones Atom systems did have going for them was standard (mini) ATX and SATA ports for upgradability. They're still quite expensive compared to the ARM boards. Also, buying a cheap 2nd hand system was out for me because I was looking for something with low power usage and you don't get that with older Intel/AMD/Atom stuff.

I guess that in the next year we'll start seeing more ARM SoC with SATA, USB 3 and gigabit ethernet since there's definitely a market for it. Until then I can definitely live with flash/USB2 and 100Mbit ethernet.

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re: mk808

An mk808 is less than half the price, runs a newer version of android and is WAY more powerful.

I'd never heard of it, but the link you gave puts the mk808 at $58.99, which isn't "less than half the price" of either the Rock ($79) or Paper ($99).

Now the ODROID-U2, on the other hand, costs $89 (*), has quad core clockable to 2GHz (base 1.7GHz) and 2Gb of RAM. Also runs Jelly Bean and Linaro Ubuntu (no accelerated X yet, though it's expected in a few weeks). Its sibling product, the ODROID-X2 is very similar, except that it costs $135 and has a whole lot more ports.

(*) as with a lot of these boards, power supply, cabling, flash drive and shipping aren't included. A full U2 ends up costing about $150 (including a hefty $40 shipping fee from Korea), plus local customs clearance and VAT which brings it to something closer to $190. Definitely pricey compared to a Pi (which comes to around €72 all told), but the U2/X2 are are at least 12 times more powerful in my tests (thanks to 4x cores, 2x speed, step up from ARMv6 to ARMv7). So while the Pi definitely wins out on price/system, the ODROIDs definitely win out on performance/price IMO.

Pubic louse falls victim to eager Brazilian strippers

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Re: Someone

Aww, I'm sure they are to other crabs!

Well it's not crabs as such, but this Southpark episode is hilarious. The "The Thing" thing they did cracked me up.

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Re: It's not all good though

I think the word you were looking for is 'depilation'.

The way I misread that ("delepidoteration"), I thought he was talking about getting rid of butterflies.

You know flash is king when disk giant Seagate grows its SSD line

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busy OLTP database server

Although I don't have any direct experience with this, it seems that a lot of databases aren't well suited to using flash storage due to them not being optimised for that medium. The problem lies in the way that inserts and updates often have to make several updates on the on-disk indexes (B-trees or whatever) and each random write requires a read-blank-rewrite cycle on an entire disk block. Reads from the database, on the other hand, is something that does suit flash well since seeks are effectively free.

I don't have a link to any recent papers to hand, but if you search for "log structured database flash" you should turn up a few. The main advantage of log-structured databases is that inserts and updates only have to write once to the disk (with periodic rewrites for garbage collection to coalesce partially empty blocks). Thus you get very good write speed and since you're not going through as many of the read-blank-rewrite cycles that are typical of B-tree style indexes you should be able to extend the life of the disk by three times or more. Have a search for Fast Array of Wimpy Nodes (FAWN), too. It's slightly old, but it gives a good demonstration of the kind of speedups that log-structured databases + flash storage can achieve.

Scientists spin carbon nanotube threads on industrial scale

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Re: Pb?

If he's normally researching lead, what qualifies him to talk about carbon?

For his next breakthrough ... a [carbon nanotube] Zeppelin.

Review: Google Nexus 4

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Re: A bit of a spanner?

re: Ah. Passers by asking people stupid questions of people who are taking pictures in the street.

I disagree... I actually got quite a warm feeling on reading that part of the article. Nice to see that a passer-by would take the time to see if he was OK. And lets face it, taking photos by spinning around probably does look a bit crazy if you don't know what's going on.

Ten stars of CES 2013: Who made the biggest splash?

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Re: Curved monitors

Do it on the cheap:

http://paulbourke.net/dome/mirrordome/

Reg Hardware Awards Best of 2012

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Wow.. this time of year again

Is it really the third year in a row that I've had to vote for Ubuntu as the worst product of the year?

(I say this not as a Linux hater, but as a fan, fwiw)

'Doomsday' asteroid Apophis more massive than first thought

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2036?

So we just have to survive another two years after that until the real end of the (Unix) epoch kills us all then?

Boffins hide messages in Skype ‘silence packets’

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TIMTOWTDI (ENOC)

There Is More Than One Way To Do It (encoding "nothing", of course)

Bite us, Apple: Samsung hauled in $8.3bn in Q4

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Re: They should feel so proud

re: Copying another company to make 8Billion.......I feel proud for them!!

As it says in the article headline: bite me.

'SHUT THE F**K UP!' The moment Linus Torvalds ruined a dev's year

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Yes, hundreds upon hundreds of websites CAN all be wrong

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re: "you eat x spiders a year while you sleep"

Or the one about how the daddy long-legs (crane fly) is the most poisonous creature in the UK/Ireland, and has venom that can kill a man. Only fortunately for us, it can't bite through our skin...

(yes, this is a myth, but a very often repeated one).

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Re: 6/8 time...why not 3/4 time?

Apparently it's down to the fundamental note length not being 1/4 note, but half as much again, ie, 3/8ths (a dotted quarter-note in sheet notation). Three/Four time is typical of waltzes and has a ONE two three and ONE two ... beat structure, but I'm not sure how to describe how 6/8 time sounds, or even whether it necessarily has a fixed place to place the emphases.

Anyway, while reading this article, quite a few thoughts came to me. Several posters have brought some of them up already, but not all..

re: the xkcd strip... is the word order even right in that?

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/005424.html

re: "kiss this guy" I believe (I read it somewhere on the Internet :) that Hendrix became aware of this mishearing and on some occasions actually sang the modified lyrics. Certainly one time I saw him on a BBC program it sounded more like "kiss this guy" than "kiss the sky" to me. Also, this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Scuse_Me_While_I_Miss_the_Sky

I loved The Smiths, but lots of their lyrics were indecipherable to me... "horn-shoed bicycle on a hillside desolate???" And forget about My Bloody Valentine....

Getting back to time signatures, I hope you mentioned Time Out by the (sadly) recently-deceased Dave Brubeck. While he didn't write the famous Take Five with its 5/4 time signature, all the tracks on the disc have unusual time signatures. It still sounds great today...

Major new science: Women more nude, more often online

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Re: Goodness gracious

... while the [male] hero is either armoured head to toe or has the whole 'loincloth and a big chopper' thing going on.

Well if his chopper was called Brainbiter, then sometimes he'd go "sky clad" too.

The LINUX TABLET IS THE FUTURE - and it always will be

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Re: I still don't get…

Apple and Linux representing diametrically opposed design philosophies

Exactly that. Linux carries on the free and open aspect of Unix history, while Apple carries on the parts with all the litigation over copyrights, trademarks and such. OK, so the latter isn't actually anything to do with Unix as such, but it's a problem that has dogged Unix-like systems ever since people realised that it is actually valuable. At least Linux (and I guess the free BSDs to a lesser degree) managed to make most of the legal wranglings moot, apart from the SCO issue.

Dead Steve Jobs' mega yacht seized by testy Philippe Starck

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Coat

but who would want ...

that iSore?

MIT boffins demonstrate NEW form of magnetism

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Re: excited states apparently exist in a contiuum between quantum states

that kind goes opposite to the meaning of quanta, doesn't it?

Yeah... "fractionalised quantum states" had me my scratching my head too. At least the article does a good job explaining why it's weird (and controversial).

Opposable thumbs for FISTS, not finesse, say bioboffins

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Re: QED

Or to mangle a Billy Bragg quote... "something that every football fan knows, it only takes five fingers [if you include an opposable thumb as the fifth, it seems] to form a fiiiist"

Canadian man: I solved WWII WAR HERO pigeon code!

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Re: And these idiots at GCGQ are going to ...

Perhaps you mean mean?

Or, to use a word that cropped up in an article here on the Reg just a few days ago, niggardly.

Little spider makes big-spider-puppet CLONE of itself out of dirt

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Re: Counting spiders

Seems unlikely they could count to 8

Maybe they can count to 256?

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Re: Not so original

You should build yourself a Pantograph (or a series of them) and connect it up to an oversized model of yourself. That should scare the bejesus out of the boss so he won't come around ever again.

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Re: So, presumably

I don't think it needs self-knowledge

I'm not disagreeing with this, but I'm not sure you can completely rule out the idea that the spider is "deliberately" making something in its own self image. I'm not suggesting it has self-cognition (some insects and arachnids have brain cells running into the dozens, from what I read), but I don't think it's crazy to suggest that spiders can have a sense of proprioception (ie, knowing roughly where its limbs are) and that that might form the basis for setting up a feedback loop (from cybernetics) to explain the how of what it does, if not the why.

It would be pretty amazing to find that if could use visual information, but I'm guessing that proprioception could be a sufficient mechanism to explain it. It might even be possible to test the theory by filming the thing making the shape. If it makes leg waggles that correlate with the order that it builds the legs on the model then maybe the theory itself (to pardon the pun) has legs.

Just throwing this out there. IANAEB (I Am Not An Evolutionary Biologist).

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Re: Brilliant

Like when atheists point at parasitic wasps as 'proof' there is no God? Equally weak arguments.

For some strange reason after reading this exchange I had the image of a little spider cackling maniacally and then booming out "Where is your God now?!"

I, for one, welcome out new marionette-wielding insect overlords, etc....

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ISO 8601

Upvote for saying what I suspected, that you have to have the YEAR in front. Not only that, but the got the poster delimiter wrong too (slash instead of dash).

For some reason it really bugs me to see web pages using the MM/DD format for things like, eg, release dates. You have to figure out if it's just another typical USA-ism. It's not just the date format, which I guess their entitled to, but the fact (calling it this based on prima fascie evidence) that they never bother to think that they might have readers outside the US or that they might do something different there.

Whenever there's any doubt I always try to spell dates out as YYYY-MM-DD (props to Japan for having this as their standard) or spell out the date ("21st Dec" or "Dec 21"). And of course for anything computer related (eg, file naming) big-endian YYYYMMDD is almost always the correct order (adding dashes to taste).

Anyway, what has all this got to do with 4?

Fish grow ‘hands’ in genetic experiment

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Dear El Reg

Do you got a number for that chick in the photo? Thanks!

Ray Kurzweil to become Google's top engineer

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Re: I wonder if ...

re: billion node cloud...

You keep mentioning that here. Care to mention how it fares in the face of Amdahl's Law?

Wind, solar could provide 99.9% of ALL POWER by 2030

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Re: Ummm... this is a MODELED finding?

Oops. I just reread the article and I see the point you were making about greatly reduced costs. It was late and I guess I glossed over that entire sentence/paragraph just reading is as "all without government subsidies". Sorry about that.

Still, I'm heartened by what another commenter said above that the assumptions might be reasonably realistic for the US states the model was looking at, even if it's probably not applicable here in the west of Europe. It's nice to get some positive news on this whole issue, even if it is only applicable there.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Ummm... this is a MODELED finding?

I'm not sure if this is how they did it, but when I read "28 billion combos" my first thought is that it's probably easy to arrive at this solution by using a genetic algorithm. Probably more likely that they had some big, un-environmentally friendly compute cluster brute-force searching the entire solution space, though :(

I'm not sure how to react to your criticism of their models, to be honest. Yes, models can be unrealistic, but on the whole I'd rather have them than not. Then you can start picking apart the basic assumptions (the one you mentioned "renewables will drop greatly in price" wasn't even in the article text, so I don't know if you're just making that up or not) or otherwise criticise/falsify it. But to what end? Just to be negative, or to make a better model? In either case you can't criticise a model just for being a model...

John Lewis agrees to flog Microsoft's Surface RT tablets

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Re: Demand has been phenomenal.

Do doo-da-doo-do.

iPad mini to outsell iPad, get Retina Display? iPad to slenderize?

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Big Brother

Keep the [Aspidistras Flying]

Haven't read it, but Down and Out in [Paris and London] is pretty good. I'll always remember what he said about the quality of cutlery in a restaurant (that and forgetting that he had a gas bottle he could return when he was stony).

Microsoft's Steve Ballmer named 'most improved tech CEO'

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"most improved"

Now with 75% less chair throwing, one presumes. Or maybe 75% more. With CEOs, who can tell ...

John McAfee on a plane to America

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But, but ...

He was already in America ....

/pedant

YES! It's the TARDIS PC!

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damn... I wish I could edit posts

since I forgot to add something: Also, this

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But I've already got a Tardis-shaped PC

Mind you, it's one with a functioning chameleon circuit so it just looks like a regular tower.

Valve chief confirms Steam-centric console-killing PC

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Re: Your title is too long!

re: needing extra incentives to make Linux versions, I think that actually it shouldn't be that much of a burden to most developers to add Linux versions to an existing roster of Windows/Mac versions. The key, really, is that once you've got an OpenGL version working for the Mac platform, you won't need to do much to port this to Linux. After all, they've both got a fairly standard Unix heritage (not that most games use the OS for much anyway) and both have industry-standard OpenGL. The biggest problem is the variety of graphics hardware that Linux users might have driving their displays and what level of OpenGL the Linux drivers support, but that's really more of a problem for the users to sort out: if they want to be able to play games, they know that they have to shell out for decent graphics cards and do their homework in terms of checking whether the card is properly supported and being prepared to delve into the forums when things don't quite go to plan. If anything, it's the state of graphics drivers, though, and not Linux itself that is the main stumbling block for users. The graphics card manufacturers really need to do a much better job with its Linux drivers...

The real question is whether the market exists for Linux games. I think that there have been signs from a long way back that Linux users would love to have native games for their platform, and even that they'd be willing to pay a premium for them over the Windows versions. Like "Linux on the desktop", though, it always seems that proper gaming support is always 2--3 years off. It's very interesting to see this new Steam development and, to a lesser degree, the way that OpenGL (ES) has become the de-facto graphics tech on the various mobile platforms. I think that if things continue along the same arc, we will begin to see a lot more of a market for Linux gaming, though I think that the actual OS will not be as relevant as the division between games designed for DirectX, OpenGL and OpenGL ES.

The best tablets for Christmas

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Re: more than apps

The reality is, almost all the main Android apps have tablet layouts included in the APK.

Yup. I see this line or variations of it, such that Android layout looks shit because its too hard for developers to code for the myriad screen sizes (and orientation). In fact, if you've ever looked at the UI design parts of the Android SDK, you'll find that they have great support for tailoring the look of your app to differing screen sizes, and probably (like me) find it easy to understand and implement UI design using the SDK. In particular, they define various constants relating to screen size, dpi and relative icon size and so on so that you can either dynamically reorganise your UI at runtime, or pre-bake a set of default UIs and then select the one that's closest to the properties of the physical screen (or do a bit of both, if you wish). If you want to delve a bit into OpenGL, you can also create a mipmap for each icon and then interpolate to the correct scale, or you can just provided a set of fixed-resolution images and let Android select the best one.

More recent versions of Android (3.0) and up also have the idea of "Fragments" to make dynamically-scaled/rotated UIs even easier to build. More importantly, though, they make it easy to radically alter the UI layout depending of screen size and orientation, say by presenting a two-panel display on a large, landscape tablet, while omitting less important options (relegated to the action menu) from smaller or portrait displays.

As for the specific claim that media delivery is scaled up, you're surely having a laugh, right? Surely "media delivery" just means playing a video, and I can't imagine any media player that can't handle matching the video stream dimensions to the physical screen dimensions? Ludicrous.

Fred Flintstone may not have been real but his pet Dino WAS - boffins

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Re: what a stupid article title

So a cheap attempt to shoehorn a humorous cultural reference trumps scientific and historical accuracy? Monty Python's Galaxy Song shows that it's possible to be (truly) funny and (mostly) accurate at the same time. This? This wasn't even funny enough to gloss over the inaccuracy, especially considering that there are nutjobs out there who literally believe that we did live alongside dinosaurs at one point. That definitely moves it into "unfunny" territory for me. It's supposed to be a bloody science article, for god's sake, and that headline just turns it into a puff piece.

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what a stupid article title

What on earth has Fred Flinstone got to do with anything? That headline suggests that (somehow) evidence for dinosaurs and humans not only living together, but of humans domesticating them! Jeez. I'd expect that sort of tripe from some nutjob religious sect--not the Register.

Slash A THIRD off Surface RT price or it's toast, Microsoft told

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Windows

Re: Said it before and I'll say it again

any suggestions?

Maybe pay for the full version of the software you mentioned?

I've never used either of the apps you mention, and I don't know how much the full version(s?) costs, but surely if it's that useful to you it's worth paying for? If you can afford the transformer prime, I'm sure you can afford another $20-$40 (or whatever it costs) for software that you know you want... (but seems to be too cheap to pay for).

OK I don't mean that last comment to sound nasty, but seriously, if you're an Android fan and you want it to succeed, you could at least support the developers of the platform by buying the app. I know it's easy to have the mindset of wanting all your software to be free, especially if you've got a background in Linux or one other other free "Unices", but from what I've seen most of the Android software is pretty reasonably priced.

If you're still dead set against paying for something, you can always write it yourself. I think you'll find it'll cost a lot more than just paying for an app that someone's already developed, though.

His Holiness Benedict XVI to tweet to his Catholic flock

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Mine is a two-parter, your pope-i-ness

First, the eternal question: "why do men have nipples?"

Second, did Adam and Eve have navels? If they did, and they were made in God's image and likeness, then who begat God (for a navel would surely imply that He had a Begetter)? And if not, how can the Bible tell us (of the navel-having kind) that we're made in His image and likeness?

Children increasingly named after Apple products

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I can't believe it

Three pages of comments and nobody's considered the new ipad mini and the possibility of a new wave of kids named... "Mini Me"? It works for boys and for girls!

This line of thought does sort of assume that parents want to name their kids after the iMini (ok, let's not go there: Apple didn't, and I don't think parents would either) so as to conjure up positive connotations, though... I can see why nobody pounced on it sooner.

Ready for ANOTHER patent war? Apple 'invents' wireless charging

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Re: Prior art?

re: Spurious tacking on of "on a mobile device". I'm getting pretty sick of this. From now on when Apple come up with a "new" patent for something "on a mobile device", I'm going to run their patent through this page and rush down to the patent office so I can patent the new invention "on a mobile device - in bed!"

In fact, I''d love to filter Reg Comments through the same script (just to preserve some slim semblance of sanity in the world) but it appears that it doesn't support entering URLs any more.

BOFH: Cannot terminate PFY instance... ACCESS DENIED

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Re: The times

Has support for Vista now finished?

Of course not. Just do what everyone else here does and nip over to alt.sysadmin.recovery.

Bash Street bytes: Do UK schools really need the Raspberry Pi?

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one place to watch

I'm a big fan of the Pi, but then I belong to a certain group of people who taught themselves to program on the first wave of home computers (ZX81, then C64). It's hard for me not to be enthusiastic for what the Pi foundation is attempting to achieve here.

Whatever all the naysayers may think and however loudly they decry the foundation's offering, I think it's very premature to pronounce judgement on it. It might not achieve the far-reaching goals that it's set itself (changing the character of UK education and bringing back, after a fashion, the halcyon days of the first home computing wave), I think that its true value is only going to be discovered by kids themselves.

While this measure of success is very hard to gauge, I think there's one place where we will see the Pi cropping up more and more, namely the Young Scientist competition and similar technology-based competitions. I think what sets the Pi apart is that it's not just confined to computer science. Thanks to the GPIO and the ease with which peripherals can be added via USB, I'm sure that the Pi will appeal to students with a preference for other fields.

It'll still probably take a while, but I'm pretty sure that over the next few years we'll be seeing plenty of innovative secondary school projects that include the Pi. Maybe that's not a great measure of success, but even if that's all that it enables, I think the Pi foundation's work will have been vindicated.

Cambridge boffins fear 'Pandora's Unboxing' and RISE of the MACHINES

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most likely they'll just ignore us

I mean, really, we're made of MEAT.

P-P-P-Pick up our PENGUIN-POWERED Pi PIPER of Python

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Re: Sound quality?

I ordered a couple of Pi's for my brothers' xmas presents. I got to talking about it with one of them and it turns out he already had Pi and was trying to get it to work as a jukebox. He'd run into the same problem with poor quality audio output over the 3.5mm jack. HDMI audio output is perfect, but it would mean buying another cable and converter or of having an amp that accepts HDMI input. I did a bit of research and it turns out that this is a known problem with the headphone jack. There have been some things done on the software/driver side to improve the quality a little bit (basically eliminate nasty crackles and pops when audio output starts/stops). I didn't read any more about it, but it seems that overclocking might be one way to improve the situation (the CPU has to do a lot of the work that a dedicated sound chip should do). I was also curious as to whether buying the MPEG-2 codec license would improve the situation (isn't MP3 a sub-standard within MPEG-2?)

I guess I should really be looking for those answers over on the Pi forums, but I thought I'd just throw out those ideas here in the hopes that maybe someone knows whether they work or not.

Also, thumbs up for the article. I like reading about the Pi here.