* Posts by Frumious Bandersnatch

2662 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Nov 2007

The show Musk go on: Tesla defies Silicon Valley coronavirus lockdown order, keeps Fremont factory open

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Re: Let me get this straight

The CDC has NEVER published clean stats on flu deaths

No true Scotsman would EVER wear the tartan of another Highlander!

NHS websites will no longer burn up your mobile data allowance, say Brit telcos

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I hate to say this...

but it goes against the idea of net neutrality. It's also, technically-speaking, illegal in the EU.

Fire away with any of the below objections if you wish:

  • You are a horrible person!
  • Typical EU-tard! Is it any wonder we wanted to leave the EU?
  • This is war! Where is your Blitz Spirit?
  • Telcos finally do something nice and you want to bring in the lawyers?
  • Would you prefer people got their information from Facebook?

Don't forget the sunset clause, and don't forget the power of virtue signalling ("nicewashing").

Reach for the sky: Pixar founders win Turing Award for pioneering 3D animation – and getting rid of jagged edges

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Re: Interesting article, but...

Maybe you can't handle it, but I guess that I can. And that's not being boastful. Any gamer that's evaluating graphics cards and how certain games might play out on the new hardware will be totally au fait with a shit load more details in how it works under the hood than the article provides.

Expert knowledge has a way of becoming mainstream, after all. That's science, bitch!

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Interesting article, but...

It could really do with giving us the names of the methods as well as just trying to provide a layman's explanation.

What are we talking about here? Bilinear/Trilinear Interpolation? NURBS? Something like that?

Go on, give us the maths. We can handle it.

Broken lab equipment led boffins to solve a 58-year-old physics problem by mistake

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Re: agreed

Not "extra-pants." They're the wrong pants, and they've gone wrong!

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Coat

Re: You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby...

You're not going to eat those gyros after them being in your pocket, are you?

US prez Donald Trump declares America closed to those flying in from Schengen zone over coronavirus woes

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"15k gun deaths last year"

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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Re: Trump should just....?

でも、もしかして、「外来」とか、「外国から」とかの代わりに、「異物」と言われれば、本当にそれがビルスの特徴であるのでしょうか。

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Re: Well

Lucky for them to get such a diagnosis in a timely fashion. They probably harboured thoughts that they might be secretly Canadian.

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Re: @ I ain't Sparticus -- Green card holders and the immediate family of US citizens get a pass.

Don't dis it! Good film (even if it was a little bit before my time)

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and in fairness at least they're trying something, even if it does appear flawed.

The old "We must do something. This is something. Therefore we must do it!" approach?

Firefox 74 slams Facebook in solitary confinement: Browser add-on stops social network stalking users across the web

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I smell good

because I use lynx

Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42

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Re: fun facts

How do they translate "Gin and Tonic?"

No joy for all you Rover McRoverface fans: NASA's next Mars bot is christened Perseverance

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"per-severance" as in ...

"in accordance with cutting off" (persnickity nominative determinists) to spite their Facey McFace Face?

Don't be fooled, experts warn, America's anti-child-abuse EARN IT Act could burn encryption to the ground

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Re: *shudders*

I "prescribe" a purge ITYM.

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Re: Fucking idiots.

No "whoosh," Sherlock?

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Fucking idiots.

Why aren't they doing something useful, like making Coronavirus illegal?

BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do?

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Re: There is no icon

and matches set game, under some sort of permutation...

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Mixed Feelings

You're not going to get me like that. If I turn my Model M upside down to see where it was made, who knows what eldritch abominations will spew forth onto my desk.

(Coffee? Ain't even 1% of it!)

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Re: Cynical is what an optimist calls a realist...

Retroactive Continuity Engineer: We can just explain that the big glass was actually closer than it seemed in the canon.

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funny you should mention Marvin

since THHGTTG was running through my mind right from the outset. "The Window"... Yeah, sure, that's how Zaphod Beeblebrox managed to survive the Total Perspective Vortex, right?

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Re: Dammit BOFH....

Au contraire! With all this c-virus doom and gloom, it's nice to see a spark of hope. (shortly to be snuffed out, but still!)

Morrisons puts non-essential tech changes on ice as panic-stricken shoppers strip stores

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Re: I refuse to panic

You don't make your own kombucha?

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Re: I'm just waiting...

I remember it when it was "kanban"

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Re: We got in there early

Say, around age 35.

Steady on. In a civilised society, they only get to vote when they've received their knighthood!

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Re: "throughput of goods is in excess of the usual Christmas peak"

Well, duh! You can't spell "pandemic" without "panic," after all.

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Re: "throughput of goods is in excess of the usual Christmas peak"

I think he meant "baked" beans.

'Unfixable' boot ROM security flaw in millions of Intel chips could spell 'utter chaos' for DRM, file encryption, etc

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Re: An infinite number of typewriters gets you every time

Who's to say that someone hasn't already infiltrated your computer and muddled the quite glaringly obvious reference to cogs and dats that is explicitly mentioned in the (fine) article?

BOFH: Gosh, IPv5? Why didn't I think of that? Say, how do you like the new windows in here? Take a look. Closer...

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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8146638

(needs a bit of "temp trusted" to allow viewing)

Escape From Tarkov: Hardest of the hardcore looter-shooter is spellbinding despite the punishing learning curve

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Battle Royale?

Meh. Series 7 is where it's at.

Never thought we'd write this headline: Under Siege Steven Seagal is not Above The Law, must fork out $314,000 after boosting crypto-coin biz

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only for poor people

I believe he has them covered:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107076/

(oops... that was frozen-beer-guy. Train-chef-guy better watch out!)

Pope tells his followers to log off for Lent

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Re: One assumes that the pope is a well educated fellow

the pope is a well educated fellow ...speak directly to the Lord

He may be well educated, but it appears that the whole page that mentions "disintermediation"* has been ripped from his dictionary.

(*it's a bitch)

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Um, not sure if he's thought this through

'polluted by too much verbal violence,' by so many 'offensive and harmful words'

And to get away from that, the solution presented is to read the Bible? I hate to break it to you buddy, ...

Samsung cops to data leak after unsolicited '1/1' Find my Mobile push notification

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Re: a small number of users

You are Eric the Half a Bee and ICMFP

Talk about making a rod for your own back: Pot dealer's seized €54m Bitcoins up in smoke after keys thrown out with fishing gear

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must have taken ages...

to trawl the pun database to fish that headline out. It certainly piked my interest!

Good news, everyone: The US military says it will be ethically minded about how it develops AI

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So basically ...

that rules out the use of neural networks, I suppose. Gosh tarn it.

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Theeey're

GRRÉT!

Going Dutch: The Bakker Elkhuizen UltraBoard 950 Wireless... because looks aren't everything

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Re: Not cheap

Cherry blue switches are delightful to type on, but a nightmare for all those around you trying to focus on their own work if you're stuck in an open plan office.

Well fuck you. Rat-ta-ta-ta-ta!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOqhb5ZrcQg

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ65Xj_ZUAs)

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-P7yVqJ9Wk)

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Mnemonite (before and after)

https://www.419eater.com/images/akinkwu20.jpg

(or is it "after and before?" I forget)

Good news: Neural network says 11 asteroids thought to be harmless may hit Earth. Bad news: They are not due to arrive for hundreds of years

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Re: wtf is this shit about "neural networks?"

That's "snake oil" country.

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wtf is this shit about "neural networks?"

You can't predict celestial mechanics without doing celestial mechanics. This kind of Artificial Stupidity really speaks to our age...

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Oh death, won't you spare me

over 'til another millennium

LCD pwn System: How to modulate screen brightness to covertly transmit data from an air-gapped computer... slowly

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Somewhere ...

some guy is practising his semaphore moves ... in a pinafore ... far from prying eyes.

Facebook mulls tagging pics with 'radioactive' markers to trace the origin of photos used to build image-recog AI

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Not the face! AI ai ai!

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/dec/22/zuckerbot-mark-zuckerberg-facebook-botnik

https://www.whitehouse.gov/ai/

Remember the Clipper chip? NSA's botched backdoor-for-Feds from 1993 still influences today's encryption debates

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what the ...

Blazes?

The duke of URL: Zoom meetups' info leaked out through eavesdrop hole

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What?

Nobody in yet with the obligatory video to go with the head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m2ImnAEqSw

(your DAD'S the duke of URL!)

Well, well, well. Internet-of-Things speaker biz Sonos to continue some software support for legacy kit after all

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Ahem, from 2017:

https://www.zdnet.com/article/sonos-accept-new-privacy-policy-speakers-cease-to-function/

Skip past the "old stuff may stop working" bit and look to the data harvesting aspects:

But users will not be able to switch off data that the company considers necessary for each Sonos device to perform its basic functions.

That "functional data" includes email addresses, IP addresses, and account login information -- as well as device data, information about Wi-Fi antennas and other hardware information, room names, and error data.

This isn't the only reason to not trust Sonos. Nor even the primary one.

Clunk, whirr, buzz, whine. Shared office space can be a riot and sounds like one too

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Who the hell hit my PS/2 keyboard with a hammer?

he yelled. "If I find out who's responsible, there'll be hell toupée," he snarled, glancing daggers at the boss with the ill-fitting hairpiece. However, the boss was either innocent or completely mutt and jeff since his comment seemed to go in one ear and out the other.

Stiff upper lip time, Brits: After bullying France to drop its digital tax on Silicon Valley, Trump's coming for you next

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Re: Trump is great for Europe

and has the cojones

I love how you mince oaths in Mexican! Sooo sexy!!!! ¿Quieres estar mi amigo?

Protesters backing Huawei's CFO Meng Wanzhou during her US extradition hearings were 'duped paid actors'

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I am ...

[he gets into character] ... shocked and outraged!