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2316 posts • joined 8 Nov 2007

Swiss cops will 'tolerate' World Cup rabble-rousers – for 60 minutes

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Re: Land of cuckoo clocks?

Yeah, but you've still got to admire that line from The Third Man...

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Re: Japanese Rugby

The Japanese also beat the Americans in their first semi-official baseball game, IIRC. Not that I was around to remember it, mind. It was (according to the net) back in 1896. The Samurai Champloo episode entitled "Baseball Blues" seems to conflate this match with the actual introduction of baseball by Perry's Black Ships in the run up to the Meiji Restoration period. でもさ、この番組は時代錯誤がたくさんあるよね。

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Citation needed: Europe claims Kaspersky wares 'confirmed as malicious'

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"oiling up the sueball catapult"

Isn't that rather a recipe for hitting yourself in the face with said catapult?

(I know... slippery things, these analogies)

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No fandango for you: EU boots UK off Galileo satellite project

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Re: EU Are Being Vindictive

This shows the true nature of the EU bureaucrats - vindictive.

I think that you'll find that bureaucrats (everywhere) are not paid to be vindictive. They are paid to be consistent. That's how bureaucracy works---"computer says no."

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> That's terrible

Yes, you could even say it's grim

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So net neutrality has officially expired. Now what do we do?

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Re: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

「やれやれ、と僕はその日16回めのーーたぶんそれくらになっているはずだーーため息をついた。」

(sorry.. just happened to read this line the other day; it seemed apt right now)

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Stern Vint Cerf blasts techies for lackluster worldwide IPv6 adoption

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Re: Analogy Units

> France Telecom - managed to get assigned a /19 of IPv6 address space

Unlike IPv4 addresses, IPv6 allocations aren't "owned". FT would presumably have to show that they're actually using their allocation or some of it would be taken back. In theory, anyway, that's how it works. I'm not sure what justification they had for a /19, though...

> And there are more than 65,536 autonomous systems

Not sure what you mean by "autonomous system".

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Tor-forker Joshua Yabut cuffed for armoured personnel carrier joyride

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Re: I'm curious..

So, why is this long line chase a sensible tactic?

Hey Maw? Tune to channel 6. I'm on television!

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'Moore's Revenge' is upon us and will make the world weird

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I'm also very much reminded of Michael Marshall Smith, eg, "Only Forward".

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Experts build AI joke machine that's about as funny as an Adam Sandler movie (that bad)

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やっぱり

親父ギャグばかりだ。

(こんな生真面目な突っ込みには、すまんね。けど、あんなにボケって、何て…)

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Internet engineers tear into United Nations' plan to move us all to IPv6

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Re: Whatever happened to...

It was a failed experiment. I think I saw a B movie about it once.

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Re: Mapping plan

would almost certainly have had a direct mapping from the public IPv4 addresses to a (tiny) subset of the IPv6 addresses. If that had been the case then IPv6 would have been in widespread use years ago.

This is also in reply to the first poster above...

One of the goals of IPv6 was to make things easier for the routing system. Basically, the address space is carved out hierarchically with a top-level address registrar feeding down through RIRs (regional IP? registries) and so on down to local resellers and eventually users. It is assumed that the mainly geographical hierarchy will match up more or less with the actual routing infrastructure at at least the higher levels. Ultimately, the aim is to shrink the routing tables down.

IPv4 is decidedly not based on a geographical hierarchy. If you try and graft IPv4 addresses into the IPv6 system, you end up with an explosion of routing table entries that need to be taken care of. So no matter how you try to devise an IPv4 to IPv6 transition mechanism, if it involves a 1:1 mapping of old to new addresses in any way, you effectively break routing (or at least negate IPv6's native advantage there), and thus pretty much break IPv6 for everyone.

At least that's what struck me when reading the article.

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Welcome to Ubuntu 18.04: Make yourself at GNOME. Cup of data-slurping dispute, anyone?

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``because if you uninstall rather than opt out, [...]

Canonical never knows you opted out and you've lost your chance to let the Ubuntu-maker know you didn't like the data collection.''

I'm sorry. Can you explain that? You seem to be saying that if you opt out, a message is sent to Canonical saying that you have opted out.

So either your reporting/logic here is wrong, or you are saying that the package is reporting your opt-out status to Canonical, despite you clicking the box that says you don't want to share anything.

Which is it?

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Boffins: Michael Jackson's tilt was a criminally smooth trick

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Re: Quite so, the register is now an IT and footwear site.

How very meta of you (HVMOY)!

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What the hell is this doing on an IT site???

(angry waving of fist at now spittle-drenched screen)

Ah yes, it's bootnotes, innit?

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Hitler 'is dead' declares French prof who gazed at dictator's nashers

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What?

Iron Sky wasn't a documentary? Next you'll be telling me that Star Wreck: The Pirkinning was a rip-off of some US soap opera.

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IPv6 growth is slowing and no one knows why. Let's see if El Reg can address what's going on

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Why did they have to completely redesign the protocol for IPv6? All that we needed was a few more bits for the address fields

Well, for a starter, adding a few extra bits (bytes) to the address field will break things. If you're going to break things, it's better to engineer something new and completely incompatible rather than just using a sticking plaster approach.

before opening a huge security hole into a home or office

NAT is not security, especially given that uPNP NAT traversal exists. Also, you're not going to run IPv6 without firewall rules on your router, are you? And anyway, I'd wager that most security problems don't come from attacks from outside the network but from numpties inside it.

Instead with IPv6 we have wacky huge address fields

Which, if (as you should) you assign addresses randomly, improves your protection against network mapping and hence port scanning, even if you do accidentally forget to do ingress filtering. You can't scan what you can't find, and /64 is plenty big of a space to hide a few hundred machines in.

massive /64 allocations to small businesses as standard

A /64 allocation is for a LAN. Actual allocations to businesses would be larger, like a /48, so you can have up to 65535 LANs.

Why did they have to completely redesign the protocol for IPv6?

Coming back to the first point, although I'm not sure about how well this works right now, IPv6 also has features for device mobility. So new protocols open up the possibility of new ways of working.

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Re: Privacy issues with IPv6?

If you're on Linux, add the 'privext 2' option to your interfaces(5) file for any network interface that will have an IPv6 address. This makes the MAC-based address local in scope, so it won't appear over the net. Addresses derived from MAC addresses are also easy to block at your router since they follow a standard pattern (with ff:fe stuck in the middle), so even if you misconfigure some machines, they won't be allowed to leak their MAC address to the outside.

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Why should they; nobody wants, needs or uses IPv6.

Well, I'll answer the wants/needs part of that. Say you're stuck with a bog-standard "home" level broadband connection. You're stuck behind a NAT along with quite a few other home users. You decide that you want to put an FTP service up so that your aunts can see all the old photos that you've been digitising. Or some other such service (like email) that you want to self-host. You go to your ISP and ask them to open up a certain port and forward it to the right machine in your DMZ. What do they say? They say "sod off", followed by "unless you upgrade to a business package"...

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Fella gets 2.5 years in the clink for coughing up cell numbers in $50m junk text message scam

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what's a cell number?

And why did he swallow them? Was some sort of prison break in the offing? Arrgh. Help!

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John McAfee ‘goes underground’ in motorcade to flee SEC

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Re: Batshit crazy...

... Too many mind-altering substances whilst hiding out in the Latin American jungle? The man is seriously deranged...

... And the SEC is far behind / Down in the Swamp / With the Gators and Flamingos / A long way from Lichtenstein / I'm a Junk-bond King playing Seminole Bingo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbNhWbeP-k0

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Cheap-ish. Not Intel. Nice graphics. Pick, er, 3: AMD touts Ryzen Pro processors for business

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socket?

Article didn't mention socket type. A quick check on Wikipedia tells me that these aren't a drop-in replacement for previous-gen AMD CPU/APU jobbies (FM2+ → AM4).

Yeah, I know, I'm a little behind the curve on this one...

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US prison telco accused of selling your phone's location to the cops

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Oh, Brave New World

And what people, innit?

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'Alexa, find me a good patent lawyer' – Amazon sued for allegedly lifting tech of home assistant

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toki pona!

ilo ni li poni ala. o toki!

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Every major OS maker misread Intel's docs. Now their kernels can be hijacked or crashed

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F00F!

Just like that!

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Is your gadget using secondhand memory? Predictable senility allows boffins to spot recycled NAND chips

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"There is very few works"

This post must contain a words.

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The Sun will blow up into a huge, glowing bubble of gas during its death

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Re: Tolkien Elf Warrior Hairstyle Logic:

Astrophysics has never been my forte. The time periods are too, well, astronomical. I've decided instead to invest in forestry. Granted, even there, I may not live to personally see the benefits. Still, as they say, "die young and leave a beautiful copse.".

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Build a serverless framework at home: Go on, bit of open sourcey hijinx won't hurt

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Re: Serverless platform

Turtle-OS

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The law of run Nintendo consequences: Sega brings out mini Mega Drive / Genesis

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You're helping retro hardware to live on. And on. And Ariston.

'ello Tosh, got a Toshiba?

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From Bangkok to Phuket, they cry out: Oh, Bucket! Thai mobile operator spills 46k people's data

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plus, the "e" isn't a schwa...

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The "ph" in Phuket is more like an aspirated "p", not the English "f".

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Civil war erupts at top of FCC over Sinclair's creepy grasp on US telly

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Re: The UHF discount is the real shady part of this

Bringing the UHF discount back ...

Sure thing. I'm all for reintroducing the time-limited codes they aired for a discount at Spatula City.

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Well, Ted,

I'm very sceptical, as you know, but here's one for you: "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"

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The first rule of maths class: Don't start a fight club

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Best not delve too deeply into Chess Club, either

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_of_Chessboxing

or

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enter_the_Wu-Tang_(36_Chambers)

or

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing

(for real!)

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Penis pothole protester: Cambridge's 'Wanksy' art shows feted

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Re: Obscene? Nah.

> Children won't know it's obscene unless someone tells them

Just like the "rude dolphins" picture. I'm sure you can "bing" it (granted, that doesn't sound right; it kind of sucks).

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Boffins pull off quantum leap in true random number generation

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how about ...

a nice cup of hot tea?

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Googlers revolt over AI military tech contract, brainiacs boycott killer robots, and more

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Erst, do no evil ...

unt, den?

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Prof Stephen Hawking's ashes will be interred alongside Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin

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sidereal life is rubbish

... though with the late professor's cremation, I welcome his more speedy becoming of part of us all.

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No, Stephen Hawking's last paper didn't prove the existence of a multiverse

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Re: Don't be silly, it's Turtles all the way down!

No, it's apparently something an old woman told Mark Twain. IIRC. YMMV.

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Russia stares admiringly at itself, flexes internet muscles

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But when Internet terminates you ...

... there be no more horrorshow groodies! Who you gonna tolchock in the yarbles if you can't get yer glazzfilly? Glasnost! Perestroika!

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UK digi minister Hancock suggests Facebook and pals give your kids a time-out

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Re: The black leather jacket with "HIGHWAY TO HELL" on the back, please

This ain't no technological breakthrough. This is the road ... TO HELL.

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Broadcom's buyout of Qualcomm bogs down as DC blocks merger

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DC blocks merger

Maybe they should get Marvel in the mix? (or did I mean to write "Marvell"?)

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With IoT you too can turn your home into a giant flashing 'HORSE BIRTH NOW' klaxon

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is it open source?

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/07/06/sourcenext_horse/

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Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

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Best ... exorcism ... putdown ... Ever!

You've been Vati-CANNED!!!

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NRA gives FCC boss Ajit Pai a gun as reward for killing net neutrality. Yeah, an actual gun

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You fool!

It was our planet!!!

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Japan's Robo-Bartenders point to a golden future

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Re: Head keepers

> It's that little etched pattern you see at the bottom of the glass.

Encourages "nucleation", if you want to get technical.

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Re: I hope that was an oversized glass

I actually learned the Japanese word for "oral" today. It's 口頭, which uses the symbols for "mouth" and "head". Suffice to say, I didn't have a problem memorising it for some reason...

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Data scientist wanted: Must have Python, spontaneity not required

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Re: is there really a skills shortage?

> Love the Numpy/numpty

Oo-er, missus

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