Posts by Tim Blair

Ho surprises..

According to ACPO (association of chief police officers) guidelines and the Anti-Terrorism Laws the police cannot prevent you taking a photo unless they have clear reason that is connected with a crime. Further they can not seize/interfere with a camera, memory card or film without a court order. This could easily been seen as interfering with / destroying potential evidence.

I'm just an amateur photographer of 36 years experience an I'm fed up with recent changes in police attitudes that breach my legal rights.

And I'm a biker../.

And yeah MCN SUX

apler fanboy alert

After shelling out on an 80gig iplod that was always dodgy, could not get fixed, ended going "clack clack clack" after 14 months and being constantly being stunned by the piss poor itunez... it's in the bin and i preorded a 32gig one of these

Fess Up .....

It was me dude. can I have the reward? I need to buy "try again 7" to have any chance to fix vista....

Fek wish I still had the brains to go Linux..

Huh??

Sounds a bit fishy to me. I'll stick to crack thanks...

jebus fone?

Fek that, get a cheap PAYG nokia from Argos and a cheap Eee pc. MUCH more for MUCH less. Of course the jebus freaks will say I'm an infidel for free which makes the deal all the sweeter...

ERRR?

opendns.org seem way on top of this kind of crap and can filter out loads of other sh*t for free (pron, nasties adware sites etc..). NO i don't work for them, just a very impressed user....

Lynx?

ever heard the racket counter rotating prop's make ?

I'll have a Lynx thanks

pasta-tastic

mmmmm!

someone pass the Parmigiano-Reggiano and the grater... GODTASTIC!!!

test..!!!

please will that god thing prove his existence by killing me in the next 10 hours (going to bed) {jerkin the gherkin)

snake anyone?

Can you still get a snake skinned alive and cooked at your table?

If not I'll head for the penis restaurant...

ph, cause she's so thick I could tell her she hasnt't yet worked off that $69bill' I lent her at at king Tut's 90th birthday bash

sad but true...

god help you if your Irish, even worse if you've got a chair leg in a carrier bag you've taken to be fixed! or your a Brazilian who's late for work!

I've been into photography since I was 9 (43 now) and just last week was mobbed by knuckle heads for taking a landscape photo across a park to 2 massive tower cranes. "HIS FOWTO WIN KIDZZZ" after about 10 min's they admitted the nearest kid was 200' away and behind me and invisible to me!

And I only had 2 shots on my camera of the 2 cranes framed between trees...

mheeeeeeeh

can't beat them welsh mountain shrooms...

Most likely an "unfornicated fluffy object" sheep love can do strange thing to welshie..

paris hilton because she's to dumb to say no

WOW!

WOW! with a setup like that you might even get a decent frame rate in Crysis!

crapmadona.mp3.trojan.exe

jebus told me crapmadona.mp3.trojan.exe would start the rapture and save the world (well the god squaders anyway, who cares about normal people) pwaise the lard!!!

"explicit realistic extreme acts"

"explicit realistic extreme acts"

fekin hell I'll have to stop using my web cam to record them special moments

another idiotic law when there's one already..

who cares?

if i wanted a jesus brick for a grand i'd get praying. idiots please cue here

fekum

with buggyrama clunky itunes and unstable stupid ipods i'll never buy another

so what

Who cares?

Herpes is free and has unlimited distribution rights....

Still don't want it though..

encription?

Why not use encryption to connect to an anonymous server in somewhere like Canada? I've managed to shift some data traffic already and I think phourm/spyware would have a hell of a time getting at my data.

any "big brains" out there who could give us tips on encrypting ALL data traffic?

why bother lead's cheaper?

why bother when you can average an 80/1 kill ratio and bulldoze all the houses in the way of the latest ultra Zionist "settlement". Yeah stick um in camps and kill them because of their race/religion... that makes sense (to an idiot)

So what?

most people think the thatcher's are human and tony blair wasn't a clone

Unemployed

I was going to be a pathologist...

But they say it's a dieing trade...

why work when you can steel?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7301379.stm

"A spokesman for BT told BBC News: "Provided the customer has consented, we consider that there will generally be an implied consent from website owners."

so they are going to ask them then???

kiddy fiddler?

does vatican law still ban sex with women and hide sodomising alter boys between services? If in doubt move'em about and send all records straight to the vatican to dodge disclosure laws. sadly this is no joke......

@You CAN Disguise...

real amphetamine sulphate? not a chance. the tom-cat piss smelt's a real give away...

ahh those were the days..

anyone know a good antipsycotic?

it's all down to the banned precursors old chap....

essential oil anyone?

don't even think about playing with ephedrine and drain cleaner, many better ways to cook up death...

sniff sniff

sounds like a load of shit to me...

I'll get my coat...

billy boy..

billy boy? mmmmmm? the man that though the web was some kind of fad? who thinks someone with 2 or more brain cells will shell out over 250 squid each for a buggy os and bloated office collection when better is out there for free? where did dos come from? 95, most of 98, ME (hahahaa) vista anyone?

ebay?

why not let market forces decide?

ebay?

50p sounds about right....

@Anonymous Coward

"Can't remember the last time anything I installed from Apple did that. Funny old world really!" err? is this the first time you've worshiped at the church of st jobbie for a few years? (fekin god squadders) Still think there are no security issues? have you got a fixed IP ad..? would you like to post it? (god the good old days with 95 and eary 98) how much will your ipone cost this year? build a high speed mac for a few hundred squid? I think all cults should be banned, they take all your cash, make you delusional and try and convert/preach to the innocent

hot air?

couldn't branson be cloned and all the hot air and methane be pumped into the engines?

vista? macrip?

microsoft wants us to bend over and open? where's the news in that? bill steve and st jobby the flower.. (sorry) cash pot men. finding jebus and selling their souls to save the world would be better news..damn! they've already sold out to the great god capitalism..

YUCK!

Madonna with no kit on? I'm gonna be sick....please god don't let it sing/mime...

johny giles anyone?

i fixed my red ring of death with some cream from the chemist.. have to watch them hot curry's though...

hungry!

will it go to the takeaway and pick up a 4 pack on the way back?

history for the ignorant

"Yes, the well-known inability of the American military to hit anything is what caused Hitler to successfully invade and conquer Britain back in the day, isn't it?"

err right? when was that? why was that? what did the yanks provide and when did the UK manage to finish paying them off? what did the usa pay for the jet engine? the merlin engine? that computer thing? and we get mac Donald's "friends" and W bush killing 100,000's of people. bring back Ronald Reagan, at least his dementia was bad enough that Nancey would see a clairvoyant to make major policy decisions.. bush coldn't think what to do for 15min's when told in public that 2 planes had slammed into the world trade center buildings. can he go weewee on his own?

RIP dude

what a loss. a great man. I still can't believe he's not going walk out the desert some day after living on sand and cactus juice. the world is a lesser place

mouldy fish?

don't know about you but when we're wasted around here we get a curry..... mmmmm!

hahahaa

best advert for an eee i've seen...

bye bye

looks like ebay's heading down the pan

yeah right

"will target 900 minke whales and 50 fin whales between now and mid-April in the name of "scientific research","

so they don't eat them then?

this "scientific research" bol**x is a sick joke IMHO......