* Posts by Steve K

1456 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2008

Worn-out NAND flash blamed for Tesla vehicle gremlins, such as rearview cam failures and silenced audio alerts

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Re: We'll get used to it

Funny how so many of the examples that spring to mind are Rover...

No coincidence that the motoring press called the Rover 75 the "Last Chance Saloon"....

Former Microsoft tester sent down for 9 years after $10m gift card fraud

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Superman 2

Just like the Richard Prior character in Superman 2!

Bad software crashed Boeings. Now it appears the company lacked a singular software supremo

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Re: Bingo!

Sorry Paul, they missed out “Synergy” so not quite a full card there...

Biden projected to be the next US President, Microsoft joins rest of world in telling Trump: It looks like... you're fired

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Election

Who thought 2 men in their 70s could maintain an election for this long?

CERT/CC: 'Sensational' bug names spark fear, hype – so we'll give flaws our own labels... like Suggestive Bunny

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Jive Bunny

Jive Bunny

Oracle patches severe flaw in WebLogic Server that could be exploited 'without the need for a username and password'

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Re: Curses!

Opatch is quicker but isn't used for WebLogic (at least for 10.3.6) - probably due to its BEA heritage..

Logging is a lottery with OPatch though. I always check the log files as it will report patching success even when it has crapped itself with a Stack Trace. That's why it takes so long to apply the patches...... Napply is great, with OPatch, but if you can't rely on it reporting success reliably then you have got to trawl through the logs.

I used to work with a Steve K, always off sick...

Not me, sorry for the late reply though, I was off sick....;-)

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Re: Curses!

No - the patches are around 90MB each (x5 to cover OJDBC/ADR/UPC/Samples), so I can only think that it is hideously inefficient in its memory usage when trawling through the dependencies - this happens even on a vanilla install. It is pretty consistent across other servers too so must be scanning the wlserver_10.3 directories.

The WL install is only around 1G or so, so quite how it can fill up to a -Xmx of that size is beyond me, even if it did a RAM copy of all the files into a table!

Oracle recommend you set -Xmx to 2G in the utility (default is 512m!!), but if you did that it would page itself into oblivion.

I agree - anyone opening WebLogic Server Admin Console should be planning for a leaving do (CVEs or not)

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Curses!

Just finished applying the October ones!

The shitty BSU utility takes 45 minutes to spin up to the stage where you can start applying patches and the JVM can take 10GB or more of RAM to do it (at least on 10.3.6.0 - still supported for Hyperion EPM).

Great....

I'll give you my passwords if you investigate police corruption, accused missile systems leaker told cops

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All a misunderstanding, he was dressed as a nun, chuck.

Just cough into your phone, please... MIT lab thinks it can diagnose COVID-19 from the way you expectorate

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Re: Phone placement is everything

and that's bollocks too.....

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Re: "98.5% accuracy"

asymptotic cases

..one hopes that the infection curve does not progress this far...

Researchers made an OpenAI GPT-3 medical chatbot as an experiment. It told a mock patient to kill themselves

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Re: They really said this?

and then

Clippy: "You're writing a suicide note, would you like help with that?"

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Re: Congrats are in order.

@David 123 I'm sorry I can't do that.

Congrats, Meg Whitman, another multi-billion-dollar write-off for the CV: Her web vid upstart Quibi implodes

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Ultraviolet

There is a very young Idris Elba in the uber-cool vampire 1990's drama "Ultraviolet" with Jack Davenport.

The warehouse episode where he is waiting for dawn with the vampire containers about to open is just brilliant.

Shame they only made one series

We bought a knockoff Lego launchpad kit from China for our Saturn V rocket so you don't have to

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Re: A model of a building site inside an actual building site with a building site outside too...

It's bricks all the way down.....

Top doctors slam Google for not backing up incredible claims of super-human cancer-spotting AI

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Re: claimed that most of the components in the model are open to the public already

How does that help you play the flute?

Oracle starts to lose patience with Solaris holdouts

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Re: Left for Red Hat when Oracle bought Sun

Ah, but it’s unbreakable too

Elizabeth Holmes' plan to avoid her Theranos fraud trial worked out about as well as her useless blood-testing machines

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Re: Wait a minute ...

taking the piss

Maybe the Theranos machines would have worked better with that

UK's Cheshire Police tenders for whole new ERP system after Oracle Fusion went live with 'significant deficiency'

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Re: Enterprise Resource Planning

Or Gene Hunt!

BBC Micro:bit with boosted specs and onboard mic to go on sale from next month

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Re: One question

Planetoid?

ICANN begs Europe: Please fill in the blanks on this half-assed GDPR-compliant Whois we came up with

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Good ideas, but...

@Lee D - Good ideas, but Nominet.... really? On recent form, they will just try and monetise it too!

It really is your last chance to see anything at Cineworld for quite some time, and this big-screen bork speaks volumes

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Kiosk Mode

Given that there are loads of Local Policies and/or GPOs for Kiosk-mode PCs, even if Windows is after some attention, it's not difficult to prevent it from splurging it all over the main output monitor!

Insurance firm Ardonagh Group disabled 200 admin accounts as ransomware infection took hold

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Reinsurance spiral!

Yes, the great Reinsurance Spiral galaxy!

IBM manager had to make one person redundant from choice of two, still bungled it and got firm done for unfair dismissal

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Re: These point scoring things....

for the amount of times I have to seek clarification for work.

Isn't that a daft measure anyway, since challenging/querying an insufficient/incomplete work specification could also be counted here when it's nothing to do with you.....?

First analysts, now YouTubers put you on blast. Do you A) take it on the chin or B) up fire up the DMCA-o-tron?

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It’ll just go downhill from here

It’ll just go downhill from here...

Hydrogen-powered train tested on Britain's railway tracks as diesel alternative

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Put it on top?

Put it on top?

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Re: 8.5 Bar?

Put enough hydrogen in it and it'll look like a Mag-Lev train (but you'd need a propeller on the back, or a pipe to vent the hydrogen as a reaction engine)!

Not the Southern Rail of the stars: Rocket Lab plans frequent, regular trips to Venus from 2023

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Re: Exciting times.

I'd love to see the engineering when they decide to build a lander - that must be an engineer's dream project.

I wonder what surface lifetime they will be designing to if/when they get to it?

TikTok seeks injunction to halt Trump ban, claims it would break America's own First and Fifth Amendments

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Re: Repent, Harlequin! Said the Tiktok man

Curses!!

I came here to say “Repent Ellison, said the TikTok man”, and you beat me to the reference...

First they came for chess, then Go... and now, oh for crying out loud, AI systems can beat us at curling

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Re: Hmm

Yes - I hope that they have PermSize set appropriately

Can The Register run Crysis Remastered? Yes, but we don't see why you would want to

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Re: You sirs need to have a ganders..

Downloading now......

Proposed US fix for Boeing 737 Max software woes does not address Ethiopian crash scenario, UK pilot union warns

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followed by..

Foloed by:

"..is the phrase 'Just rebrand it, my lord' heading in the direction of this conversation with ill-founded confidence?"

Another reminder that bias, testing, diversity is needed in machine learning: Twitter's image-crop AI may favor white men, women's chests

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Rebrand opportunity?

They could make a clean breast of it and rebrand as Titter?

As we stand on the precipice of science fiction into science fact, people say: Hell yeah, I want to augment my eyesight!

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Re: lenses

Ironically it looks like I need doing as well as I messed up the HTML tag....!

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Re: lenses

Ni>..not a sifi cybrog.<i/>

I think they might need to zap you a tiny bit more...

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Re: Like...

Or the "Angry Bird"! app gets stuck in an infinite loop at the loading screen and you are stuck with the theme tune in your head for the next 40 years....

AWS Aurora PostgreSQL versions vanish from the mega-cloud for days, leaving customers in the dark

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Re: This is NOT SQL

If it is suddenly fixed then I wonder whether workarounds are sufficiently robust that they still work?

I imagine that you can control when you move to the fixed version in Production instances?

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Aurora

It is branded as AWS Aurora for PostgreSQL to distinguish it from the MySQL version like they do for other flavours of AWS RDS as well.

They’ve got to label it with something, otherwise how would you know which one to use?

That long-awaited, super-hyped Apple launch: Watches, iPads... and one more thing. Oh, actually that's it

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Re: Useful

heart rate increases (doubles) with alcohol

Is that due to noticing the price increases of a pint these days...?

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Re: understatement of the new decade

The Apple Pencil 1 is down to £89 on the Apple Store now also.

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Re: Something isn't making sense

As the Apple Watch is waterproof to 30-50m then having no charging port makes a lot of sense....

Oracle's Java 15 rides into town, waving the 'we're number one' flag, demands 25th birthday party

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Re: with 14 new features

Not if the announcement is in Base 5....

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Re: Still stuck on Java 8

Red Hat OpenJDK has IcedTea Java WebStart replacement in it.

Worked for the .JNLPs I have had to support recently after upgrading to the latest JDK8

Steve

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Re: Still stuck on Java 8

Some of Oracle's own current software is still stuck on JDK7/JDK8....(Oracle EPM, relying on WebLogic 10.3.6/JDK7, Oracle Essbase Admin Console is only availalble as a .JNLP, but WebStart deprecated in later JDK8s. At least RedHat OpenJDK8 has a Web Start replacement....)

Mark Shuttleworth to revive Ubuntu Community Council after body shrinks to single member – Mark Shuttleworth

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Re: One man, one vote

Also "Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul" by Douglas Adams, which precedes "Small Gods"

(St. Pancras as Valhalla!)

Another week, another dual-screen phone, this time a T-shaped LG thingamy

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T-Mobile

You could brand it as a T-Mobile....

Take your pick: 'Hack-proof' blockchain-powered padlock defeated by Bluetooth replay attack or 1kg lump hammer

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Blockchain

I didn’t even see where blockchain is used here?

VMware staff in Silicon Valley can leave a pandemic, wildfire-ridden zone – if they're willing to accept less pay

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Re: Is

I believe many unions have forced employers to use it over the years and tried to get it extended to other major cities.

From what I have read, UK unions are fairly hostile to regional salary scales (may depend on the industry).

In this "one size fits all" case you will either have people in London/Edinburgh/etc. eking out a living on a salary suitable for somewhere cheaper, or someone working somewhere cheaper raking it in on a London/Edinburgh etc.-weighted salary.

Vinyl sales top CDs for the first time in decades in America, streaming rules

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Re: A member of middle (not musical) youth babbles on below...

plays even with jam on top' demo on Tomorrow's World

I remember that one circa 1983! Thought it was cool until a school friend pointed out that the laser reads from the underside......

Stop asking for Amazon, Google and Microsoft cloud with 'no justification': US Library of Congress told to drop its 'brand-name'-tastic RFP

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Re: Standard practice

like watching a bunch of clowns roll around on the floor in their own excrement.

Bravo Sir, may I license that one....?