* Posts by Steve K

1456 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2008

Indian government warns locals not to use Starlink's internet services

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Re: Rockstars...

Brian Cox too?

Desktop bust and custom iPhone 13 Pro made from melted-down Tesla car for the Elon Musk dork in your life

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Re: Ooh can they make this?

Was that a euphemism….?

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Re: Made of genuine Marketinghypium

Some sort of aluminium homeopathy is implied?

As you say, who knows what else the aluminium has been in previous lives!

Education Software Solutions tells school customers: We are moving to 3-year licensing contracts and so are you

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Re: Best Darth Vader voice

Looks like the echo was turned on too for effect!

What do you mean, 'Microsoft doesn't care about Windows on Arm'? Here's a cheap, underpowered test rig

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Re: Available in Australia?

It's not pitched as a consumer device....

A diverse range of processing units linked via interconnects. Sounds familiar? Yes, it's IBM's quantum computing

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BOFH plot...

I can almost hear SImon Travaglia plotting the BOFH episode involving access to a cryogenic cooling system in the basement of their office...

Zuck didn't invent the metaverse, but he's started a fight to control it

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Re: The Metaverse is giving me Segway vibes

I remember - people seriously posted about it being an antigravity device….

Another 100 space tourists buy a ride from Virgin Galactic: $25k of that ticket deposit is 'non-refundable'

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Move quickly and break things

I am slightly amazed that "CEO Michael Colglazier told analysts that next time Virgin Galactic would keep the FAA informed ".

Surely that is step 1 in flight planning these jaunts?

Let's hope the Agile/disruptive mantra "Move quickly and break things" doesn't apply literally to space tourism

Truck, sweet truck: Volvo's Chinese owner unveils methanol/electric truck with bathroom and kitchen

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Re: Methanol as a store of energy for a fuel cell

That's the real reason for the inclusion of a toilet...

Reg reader returns Samsung TV after finding giant ads splattered everywhere

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Re: Sony as bad

If you have the HUAX FOX-T2 HD then get the custom firmware - it is fantastic.

I run a 4TB HDD on mine now, and even though it's at least 10 years old, it does a fantastic job (including Ad-Skip). Dreading what happens when it finally bites the dust...

Say what you see: Four-letter fun on a late-night support call

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Re: We all know the best Bond film

Yes it did - you just didn't see it

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X-Ray

Well he saw right through that error message....

140,000-plus drivers sent $60m in compensation checks after Amazon 'stole their tips'

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Re: Once again

If I am (registered) self-employed then I can claim business expenses/capital allowances as per HMRC rules. I am then taxed on the profit remaining (and pay NI Class IV too etc. depending on various limits)

In this case I am similar to a Ltd. Co (of whatever size) if not subject to IR35

As a person (PAYE), your mortgage etc. isn't a business expense (ignoring the minor WFH allowances), and your salary isn't revenue.

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WTF?

Re: Once again

Tax on revenue is a daft idea....

You are ignoring direct and indirect costs here which vary hugely from industry to industry.

Existing tax laws should be sufficient, with enforcement and controls over unjustifiable intra-company charges/management fees magically aimed at moving taxable profits to the cheapest tax destination

SpaceX-powered trip to ISS grounded by 'medical issue'

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What about...

Does that happen if you are wearing a space helmet and sneeze though?

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Re: It's probably gas...

So in reality it's not the farts. It's the equipment. At least, from my experience.

We await Mrs. Bob's experience on the above.......

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Joke

Re: It's probably gas...

No - it wasn't even that.

Ground Control: "Dammit I said IISRESET, not ISSRESET!!!!"

Zuckerberg wants to create a make-believe world in which you can hide from all the damage Facebook has done

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Re: I can help but think...

Reminded me of Peter Elson

http://peterelson.co.uk/

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Re: I can help but think...

The illustrations are amazing - and similar in style to what we take for granted in many 3D games now

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It's Such a Beautiful Day - Asimov

This isn't entirely dissimilar to the world described by Asimov in his short story "It's Such a Beautiful Day" that I remember reading some 40 years ago.

I don't know who has asked for Metaverse - I am in my early 50s, I work in technology and I am a regular El Reg commentard but I hate the use cases that he has set out. I appreciate that I am outside the target demographic (except maybe as one of the parents/grandparents that users are avoiding visiting in person!!)

My Oculus Rift has been in its box for over a year (and since getting it maybe 4 years ago I have used it maybe 10 times), and when there is a requirement for a FaceBook account to use it, it will go on to Ebay (if not sooner).

It would be interesting also to see what opotometrists think of the effect of such increased close-up screen use on the user population. It might be that we don't die out from a poorly-sanitised telephone, but from myopia from VR use (which may or may not include the Adult sites....)

What Zuckerberg doesn't mention is how those unable to use/afford the technology will be able to participate in the dystopia he has wanked out. I'd be interested to get ShadowSystems' views on this...

(Although maybe he doesn't care since they aren't a demographic that his advertisers care about either?)

Boeing's Starliner capsule corroded due to high humidity levels, NASA explains, and the spaceship won't fly this year

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Re: Cheap & cheerful, but mostly cheap

I imagine they do test firings also before shipping the capsules, so could be residues from that?

Reg readers: Don't assume anything when sharing health data

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Re: Note to Joe Fay

Both interpretations make sense in the context here though so not sure what point you are making, but "abject" fits the context better.

FTC carpet bombs industry with letters warning that fake reviews will be punished

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In Jan 2020:

The maximum civil penalty amount has increased from $42,530 to $43,280 for violations of Sections 5(l), 5(m)(1)(A), and 5(m)(1)(B) of the FTC Act, 7A(g)(l) of the Clayton Act and Section 525(b) of the Energy Policy and Conservation Act.

(https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/press-releases/2020/01/ftc-publishes-inflation-adjusted-civil-penalty-amounts)

That's a $750 increase in 2020, so the 2021 increase to $43,792 -is $512.

There are no nice round % increases I can see, so it looks a little arbitrary!

Nine floors underground, Oracle's Israel data centre can 'withstand a rocket, a missile or even a car bomb'

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Flooding?

What about flooding at that depth - I suppose they could say it's water-cooling

Android OS vendor variants transmit data with no opt-out

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Re: Ok, I have a question

You are assuming that it doesn't just buffer it all until connectivity is available again (subject to storage space)....

Nearly 140 nations – from US and UK to EU, China and India – back 15% minimum corporate tax rate

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Re: Double Irish Dutch Sandwich

That's a long time coming too...

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IFRS

Clearly the competition will abruptly switch from "lowest corporate tax rate" to "most relaxed accounting standards". It's not hard to see how that will work.

Not really, by and large, corporates (particularly publicly quoted ones), must adhere to IFRS and can't pick and choose Accounting regimes.

Fatal Attraction: Lovely collection, really, but it does not belong anywhere near magnetic storage media

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Re: Tales from the trenches.

The effect would be that after a while the tapes would sound more and more like Queen's Greatest Hits.

That sounds like the tape player in Crowley's car in "Good Omens"!

Zoom-o-cracy: Wales MP misses vote, allowing COVID-passport rule change, blames the IT dept

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Re: If he was at the Conservative Conference...

Or 4G?

Chiptune to brighten your afternoon: Winning 8-bit throwback music revealed

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Tim Sorrell?

I had some done by a chap called Tim Sorrell in circa 1984

"Sweet Dreams are made of this" and "Golden Brown" are 2 that spring to mind.

I think they used DATA statements at the end of the program to hold the note data.

Surrey County Council faces £700k additional SAP support fees as £30m Unit4 ERP set to miss go-live target

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Not really

Not really - I don't think SAP will support that version for much longer so they have to move...

We have some sad news about Facebook. It has returned to the internet after six-hour mega outage

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Re: I love the Register

Errrm, that you live in a different Time Zone?

Pretend starship captain to take trip in real space capsule

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Re: Use the force Kirk

I'd pay to see him repeat this effort once he's (loosely) in the sky with diamonds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB3uVARNhmM

Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram deplatform themselves: Services down globally

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Re: Scuttlebutt in the tech community on twitter is that it's a BGP issue.

Yes, like the end scene in "Lawnmower Man" but in reverse

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Re: I like

and why after I searched for a washing machine , got 3 months of washing machine adverts......

Sounds like you got taken to the cleaners by them?

If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up

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Reg Units

With this being a UK site, comparisons to the size of Rhode Island are not really illustrative......

75 miles is 5491.5163 brontosaurus

Yet another Big Tech exec heads to central government: This time IBMer Dan Bailey in 6-month stint

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No compelling business case yet?

If they need McKinsey to help them create a "compelling business case", then isn't that akin to saying "Cloud/Hybrid Cloud is the answer, now what's the question?"

I'm not saying it isn't an answer, but if they don't have a compelling business case in mind already then surely all McKinsey will do is create a compelling business case for the Cabinet Office to blow £3m with McKinsey over 8 weeks.....?

Apple's M1 MacBook screens are stunning – stunningly fragile and defective, that is, lawsuits allege

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Re: M1 hARM

Yes - "Odegra" has a ring to it as a name for a chip family.

Electron-to-joule conversion formulae? Cute. Welcome to the school of hard knocks

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Re: Ask the dog - it has an 80% success rate

All well and good, unless they are Nac Mac Feegle……

British data watchdog brings cookies to G7 meeting – pop-up consent requests, not the delicious baked treats

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"Legitimate Interest"

While they are at it, they could stop the pre-ticking of so-called "Legitimate Interest" settings too as it seems to be a way to ignore the whole "choice" thing anyway!

Italian stuntman flies aeroplane through two motorway tunnels

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Helicopter

There is a video on Youtube of someone doing this in Rio in 1967 in a Hughes 269 helicopter - about 40 seconds in to this clip.

https://youtu.be/p_KwNaIRAXU

Tunnel not as long though!

Virginia school board learns a hard lesson... and other stories

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Re: "DARPA wants an ekranoplan"

Why wouldn't they just put sponsoons on a C-5?

Not even Sir Clive is mad enough to try that!

Crypto-coin startup said its bot could generate huge profits from your Bitcoin. It was a scam, says SEC

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Ironic

It's ironic that if the investors had simply sat on their BitCoin and done nothing they would have made more, given the time period....

Tachyum's Prodigy emulator achieves first boot, runs Linux and says 'hello, world'

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Hmm

If it runs too hot then it might be a Firestarter.

if the claims prove true then it sounds like it may be Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned

Japan's aerospace agency hooks up with Boeing to make planes quieter when they land

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Re: Oh dear

I don’t see anything to suggest that Coffblackest is British/English?

The Canada reference suggests he/she may be left-pondian.

Amazon delays return to office work until 2022 at the earliest

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Re: Return to Office

Bingo!

Huawei to America: You're not taking cyber-security seriously until you let China vouch for us

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Wasn't it the horse that bolted?

Wasn't it the horse that bolted?

Happy birthday, Sinclair Radionics: We'll remember you for your revolutionary calculators and crap watches

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Oooh Matron!

Ooooh Matron!

Giant Tesla battery providing explosion in renewable energy – not as intended

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Boffin

Re: Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

Rare-earth metals are not called that because they are rare/scarce.....

The UK is running on empty when it comes to electric vehicle charging points

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Re: Hmm....

Also as cobalt is a catalyst it doesn't get actually used up in the process