* Posts by Graham Dawson

2678 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Mar 2007

What if Chrome broke features of the web and Google forgot to tell anyone? Oh wait, that's exactly what happened

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Re: The choice of available browsers is lame

Edge was just starting to look interesting when they tossed it aside for Yet Another Webkit Browser. It would have been good to have another renderer in the market, even if it never occupied more than a small minority position.

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Re: Absolutely agree

He didn't, but far too many people seem incapable of operating on anything other than binary paradigms these days. If Alice doesn't hold position A, then according to Bob she must hold position -A, which makes her literally hitler.

Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram deplatform themselves: Services down globally

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Re: It was only a matter of time

Given the foul odour and the fact that it all exploded rather than merely leaking, I think the can may have been surströmming.

Firewalls? Pfft – it's no match for my mighty spares-bin PC

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Re: I could post my history of 'temporary' bodges .....

I've heard it said that a man who turns his most enjoyable hobby into his w**k will never w**k a day in his life.

Sounds like a load of of old billhooks to me.

Computer shuts down when foreman leaves the room: Ghost in the machine? Or an all-too-human bit of silliness?

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Re: And their plugs are crap

The plug is designed to teach you not to leave the stupid thing lying about where it can be stepped on. You only make the mistake two or three times at most.

Maker of ATM bombing tutorials blew himself up – Euro cops

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Re: Pretty much standard

In this case it was the element of chance.

Don't touch that dial – the new guy just closed the application that no one is meant to close

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Re: Critcal system

In fairness, he didn't say "well", he said "differently".

Nothing works any more. Who decided that redundant systems should become redundant?

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Re: Chuddies (sort of)

Overbust, underbust, fondling free

The fondlers of Westminster commons are we

Making good use of the flings that we hide

Flings that the every day folks like to chide...

BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine

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Re: Personal heaters

As long as you cut the breakers out to the main supply. I've heard more than a few stories out of the US, of linesmen getting a nasty zap because someone decided to keep their home running with that sort of lash-up, but didn't realise that they were also living up local power lines as well.

Macmillan best-biscuit list unexpectedly promotes breakfast cereal to treat status

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Re: Weetabix is king!

Dump the pancakes. Too many carbs.

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So we've got the Bourbon biscuits and the Garibaldi biscuits, but where's the Peek Freans Trotsky Assortment?

Revolutionary biscuits of Italy

Rise up out of your box

You have nothing to lose but your wafers!

Yum yum yum yum yum

... yes, the one with the complete Young Ones DVD set in the pocket, please. No, I'll see myself out. No, you don't need to call the police.

If it were possible to evade facial-recognition systems using just subtle makeup, it might look something like this

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Why bother with all of this? Just wear a white shirt that says "coffee pot" in large print and it will never spot you.

UK funds hydrogen-powered cargo submarine to torpedo maritime emissions by 2050

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Re: £380K

Sir Humphrey would be so proud.

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Re: Box ticking

yachtzee!

A practical demonstration of the difference between 'resilient' and 'redundant'

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Resilience is the ability for a node to remain standing when it encounters error conditions. Redundancy is for when a node falls over.

Spring tears down math geek t-shirt listing because it dared to mention the trademarked word 'zeta'

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And their close buddy Chad, from accounting.

Leaked Guntrader firearms data file shared. Worst case scenario? Criminals plot UK gun owners' home addresses in Google Earth

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Re: Storage

I'll concede the moderator, as you put it, but the point was that you can definitely buy pistols in the UK as long as they conform to the length requirements. They end up looking like something the Joker would pull out of his trousers.

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Re: Storage

Not actually. You can buy a pistol with an extended stock and a suppressor to bring it up to the minimum length requirements.

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Re: No surprises here

Veganism is so last year. Air Fryers are the new hot thing to proselytise now.

The Register recreates Apollo 15 through the medium of plastic bricks, 50 years on

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Even direct recording can be recontextualised to tell whichever story you like. You just need a good editor.

Think The Running Man.

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All recorded history is a fake retelling. The only difference is how detailed are the embellishments and who is adding them.

When everyone else is on vacation, it's time to whip out the tiny screwdrivers

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Re: Haynes Manuals

Just wait till you factor in reglazing.

(RIP sean lock)

(who, were he alive, would insist that he abdicates responsibility for anyof this silliness. just as soon as he turned on the electric)

Think you can solve the UK's electric vehicle charging point puzzle? The Ordnance Survey wants to hear about it

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Re: Park for Night

The only place that ever made ethanol viable as a fuel was Brazil, and only then because they could burn the sugar cane after they had extracted sugar from it and fermented it to ethanol, which meant they could produce more energy from the crop than was invested to produce it (not counting the energy from the sun, obviously).

Most places outside of the tropics have to use some other crop, such as sorghum or maize, which require more energy invested than you get out of them, including the energy from the sun. That makes them net CO2 emitters. Every other crop than sugar cane is a net CO2 emitter when used to make biofuel.

Aside from that, we don't have room to grow food and also grow crops for fuel, even if we massively reduce our energy consumption. Brazil didn't either, which is why they abandoned ethanol production for a long time.

Currently, most ethanol for fuel is produced in the tropics, in huge sugar cane and palm oil plantations that have been hacked out of pristine tropical forest. More forest has been cleared to feed "environmentally friendly" fuel than anything else in the last thirty years. This isn't "Norwegian propaganda", it's verifiable fact.

Oh the humanity: McDonald's out of milkshakes across Great Britain

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This is an issue where membership of the single market (which I've always said we should have remained within via the EEA/EFTA route - the problem was all the political gubbins) was hiding a systemic problem in both the UK and EU employment market for HGV drivers.

HGV drivers are paid terrible rates for long hours, even with the working time regulations limiting how much time they could drive - in fact, some relatively recent alternations to the working time directive, which changed the hourly restriction from hours driven to all work (such as loading supervision, inspection, maintenance and so on), turned barely profitable runs into a net loss. As a consequence, the employment market has been a constant churn of new drivers who find themselves working long hours for poor pay, while treated like crap, before eventually leaving to change careers.

This has been a systemic issue across the entire EU. There has always been a shortage of drivers across the single market, but because the that same market allows the arbitrage of drivers, the shortage has always appeared to be a temporary or limited issue. Now that we've left the single market, that arbitrage is no longer available to the UK and the true scale of the driver shortage has become apparent. The EU is also facing an urgent driver shortage because our previously significant contribution is no longer available.

Live, die, copy-paste, repeat: Everything is recycled now, including ideas

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Re: "Mobile" home?

That sounds a bit naff.

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Re: "Mobile" home?

They're called "static caravans" on this side of the water.

More Boots on Moon delays: NASA stops work on SpaceX human landing system as Blue Origin lawsuit rolls on

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Kubrick's on-location filming demands required the crash development of an actual space program

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Re: The next deadline for Blue Origin is 3rd September...

Opinions on Musk's tenuous grasp on sanity aside, as I'm quite certain that's what is driving your thought process on this: when you're testing experimental prototypes you want them to break at some point, if for nothing else than to find out what their real-world limitations are. Destructive testing highlights failures in design that might not have seemed obvious from simulations and component testing.

Git 2.33 released with new optional merge process likely to become the default: It's 'over 9,000' times faster

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Re: Merging in the cloud

oooh that's a kuiper.

Debian 11 formally debuts and hits the Bullseye

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Pity we got systemd instead.

A new island has popped up off the coast of Japan thanks to an underwater volcano

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China might see that as a plus...

Please do not touch the exhibits – or this tabletop Windows Boot Manager

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This is why you take the handbrake off when you expect to park for more than a couple of days. Chock the wheels, leave it in gear. If nothing else, it stops the pads fusing with the discs.

Branson sews cash parachute for Virgin Atlantic with $300m Virgin Galactic share sale

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Re: I'm a mere amateur, of course

No, that would involve taking revenue from one company and putting it into another. This is Branson selling his own assets generate funds that he then invests into another of his companies.

I was offered $500k as a thank-you bounty for pilfering $600m from Poly Network, says crypto-thief

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Re: Scared much?

For a while it was also a good way to buy games on Steam.

Please, no Moore: 'Law' that defined how chips have been made for decades has run itself into a cul-de-sac

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It was certainly difficult to find that many masochists.

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Same way as getting a crowd of ten thousand people to hold up black or white cards depending on whether or not you electrocute their bottoms at any given moment.

Microsoft wonders if disabling just-in-time compilation of JavaScript improves browser security

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The only reason I haven't joined in yet is because I'm trying to figure out how to work in a complaint about systemd and IR35.

Tesla battery fire finally flamed out after four-day conflagration

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Re: Extinguishers...

Any other battery would be better for this sort of application than LiIon, which sacrifices a level of stability in exchange for increased energy density. At this scale, energy density is less of an issue, but LiIon has become the meme thanks to Mr Musk's marketing.

IMO grid-scale storage is a dead-end anyway; it's only being pushed to try and paper over the problem of renewal intermittency. Regardless of one's views on renewables, a lot of the issues that these storage sites are supposed to fix would be better resolved with HVDC interconnects than with grid-scale storage. Energy storage, if it's required, should constructed at end-points, where it can be tailored to the needs of the consumer, whoever they might be.

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Re: Extinguishers...

Not just the electrolyte. The anode and cathode will release oxygen as they're heated and decompose, which is why I suggested that simply dousing the thing in nitrogen won't work. A BC or ABC extinguisher for a small battery will probably work, but for a fire of this size there's really not much that can be done to stop it.

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Re: Extinguishers...

Won't work. LiIon cells are their own oxidiser and fuel source.

US govt calmly but firmly tells Blue Origin it already has a ride to the Moon's surface with SpaceX, thanks

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Re: Moon race 2.0

Just so long as the passengers read the Fine Print...

What is your greatest weakness? The definitive list of the many kinds of interviewer you will meet in Hell

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Re: A couple of funny ones I can remember hearing from mates

That's the transporters.

SSD belonging to Euro-cloud Scaleway was stolen from back of a truck, then turned up on YouTube

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Re: Carrier Pidegon

Probably in the ravine.

Anyone fancy a Snowmobile full of Bags O'Crap? It'll be on the list somewhere

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Perhaps, along with the Bag O'Crap, they'll start selling a Bag O'Glass. In fact I'm sure there's a lot of potential in a Bag O' line of bulk-bagged goods. Bag O'Nails, Bag O'Bugs, Bag O'Vipers... that sort of thing.

Facebook gardening group triumphs over slapdash Zuck censorbots

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Regardless of the misapprehensions of the article writer, the right to free speech is not merely some lines on an American republic's constitutional document, but a philosophical concept that predates the formation of the united states by several centuries.

Facebook is a private entity, yes, but by how far it has inserted itself into the every day lives and communications of individuals around the world, it has become a quasi-state; a government in all but name of a vast and diverse demos, to which it provides services across borders, and over which it exercises incredible power in ways that traditional states could only dream of. Facebook can, at the flick of an SQL command, completely destroy the lives and livelihoods of thousands by removing their business pages, through which they - at facebook's own encouragement - conducted the majority of the economic activity, or by cutting them off from friends and family, who may have no other means of communication than through facebook's service, again because of the way facebook has encouraged and manipulated it's way into being the sole form of communication for many.

At this point, facebook is no longer merely "a private corporation". It has, by dint of its invasion of the private and public lives of so many people, a responsibility to enforce and uphold the rights of the people it claims to serve. Instead it acts as the arbiter of "acceptable" speech and behaviour, to a standard far more restrictive than any free society would otherwise tolerate, censoring almost at random, according to the whims of an unknown, unaccountable minority within the corporation.

The same standard can be applied to google, amazon, and a few other world-spanning communications and tech corporations. They have moved beyond mere "private" entities. The argument of "private property" can no longer apply, any more than it could apply to a company town enforcing private scrip and the company store on its denizens.

Verified: UK.gov launching plans for yet another digital identity scheme

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Re: Don't hold your breath

At this point, replacing them with a collection of hooting chimpanzees would be a step up.

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Re: Don't hold your breath

Of course he is. He helped get them elected, after all.

Cummings, Johnson, the whole disgusting shower should be tossed in the sea at Blackpool beach, with all the other raw sewage, and then laughed at as they flail around like the useless pratts they are. Starmer and co can join them, too.

Good news: Jeff Bezos went to space. Bad news: He's back

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Re: Oh dear

They managed to fly all the way to the UK? Crikey!