* Posts by Graham Dawson

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This machine-learning upstart trained software to snare online drug dealers. Now it's going after fake coronavirus test equipment peddlers

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https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2020/03/12/South-Korea-experts-recommend-anti-HIV-anti-malaria-drugs-for-COVID-19/6961584012321/

Already in use in Korea on the recommendation of their central health body, I believe from before trump mentioned it. He may have focused on a flawed trial because he is, to put it very mildly, a flawed man, but the mere fact that he is positive about the drug is not a reason to dismiss out of hand. It appears to work and is being used as a successful treatment by several nations.

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No he isn't, don't be stupid. Hydrochloroquine has been successfully used as a treatment in several countries already and is a well-studied drug with well known dosing requirements. The fact that two inbred idiots decided to dose themselves with spoonfuls of their tank cleaner simply because it had it as one of the ingredients is only relevant to their own stupidity.

There are plenty of real things to criticise trump for without making up more, especially when national health services in multiple countries agree with him on this one.

OK brainiacs, we've got an IT cold case for you: Fatal disk errors on an Amiga 4000 with 600MB external SCSI unless the clock app is... just so

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Re: The real mystery is how Paula discovered the clock work around ...

Might as well be blitted for a sheep as for a lamb...

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Re: The real mystery is how Paula discovered the clock work around ...

No, Agnus. The OCS chips were all female.

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle

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Re: Double ejection

The key difference is that it isn't free at the point of delivery (costs are reimbursed from the nhi), so is much more responsive to local needs, as determined by demand, rather than having resources assigned by a central authority, based on pre-determined need, with mandates for equity and non-discrimination between regions. That would arguably make the UK the more socialised model.

BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?

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Re: Methane Explosion

Don't forget to order the bread rolls.

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Re: Boss's hairy throat

In my case it's from up above, looking right at my shiny bald head. I should powder it I suppose, but it is fun to distract people by occasionally blinding the camera.

Apollo astronaut Al Worden – once named most isolated human being of all time – dies aged 88

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Re: So long, astronaut

Some serious overengineering back then.

Beyond JAMstack: Next.js creator on hybrid rendering, TypeScript and Visual Studio Code

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More and more I miss gopher.

Not exactly the kind of housekeeping you want when it means the hotel's server uptime is scrubbed clean

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Re: The cleaner did it.

Also featured in an episode of one foot in the grave, if I remember right.

US Homeland Security mistakenly seizes British ad agency's website in prostitution probe gone wrong

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Re: WTF?

Sounds like systemd.

Sophos was gearing up for a private life – then someone remembered the bike scheme

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Can't really get that on osx, which is a major chunk of sophos's current market.

Review of IR35 is in: Quelle surprise, UK.gov will forge ahead with controversial tax reforms in the private sector

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Re: Not law yet

Class actions don't exist here.

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So, investigations just get opened to fuck with people sometimes?

Based on my uncle's experience, in which HMRC spent the better part of two years trying to pin some sort of fraud on him purely because he earned money while in Ireland: Yes.

The Wristwatch of the Long Now: When your MTBF is two centuries

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Re: Physics won't change.. Maths won't change.. Humans won't change...

What I want to know is, when will we get the party political broadcasts? I for one want to hear more from the natural law party, regarding their yogic flying policy.

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Re: Instilling new timeframes of thought in a world beset by faster/shorter.

I expect part of the thought is to reorient our time keeping away from the terrestrial to a universal standard time.

Why so shy, Samsung? Weird Find my Phone push notification did not only affect Galaxy mobes

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Re: seriously?

More likely it's a caching issue at the public-facing part of their network, rather than a "back end" retrieving your information on someone else's page. Cache problems are surprisingly easy to generate. Steam found that one out the hard way a few years back.

Researchers trick Tesla into massively breaking the speed limit by sticking a 2-inch piece of electrical tape on a sign

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Re: Sigh.

Chief amongst them being the idiots that think it's clever to cause an obstruction by driving significantly below the speed limit.

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police

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Re: Be a government informer! Betray your family and friends! Fabulous prizes to be won!

Humble, too.

Smegging goyts.

Astroboffins may have raged at Elon's emissions staining the sky, but all those satellites will be more boon than bother

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Re: "I can't see the satellites, therefore they're not a problem"

Which one?

Not call, dude: UK govt says guaranteed surcharge-free EU roaming will end after Brexit transition period. Brits left at the mercy of networks

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Re: wording

Three? Sounds like Three.

Wave goodbye: DigitalOcean decimates workforce as co-founder reveals lack of profitability, leadership turmoil

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Re: As a Digital Ocean customer...

Are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

But yes, I'm looking at contingencies now. Probably time to move on anyway, given the prices.

Image-rec startup for cops, Feds can probably identify you from 3 billion pics it's scraped from Facebook, YouTube etc

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Re: Legality

Now you mention it, so am I, but at the same time, I'm pretty sure facebook would just save the picture, store my e-mail, tell me they deleted everything and not actually follow through.

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Re: Legality

Exactly this.

My face and name are all over Facebook, though I don't have an account there. Other people tag me in photographs they upload and share, third-party pics shared with them eventually start suggesting me as a recognised face and that's that. I'm filed, stamped, briefed, debriefed and numbered.

Short of demanding people never photograph me, never leaving the house, and wearing a mask in public, there's nothing I can do to stop that process, not millions of others that also have no account.

Server-side Swift's slow support story sours some: Apple lang tailored for mobile CPUs, lacking in Linux world

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Re: What's Swift even supposed to do?

I wouldn't call typescript an also-ran, really. It's more like a feature preview for javascript about eight years from now.

Help! I'm trapped on Schrodinger's runaway train! Or am I..?

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Re: Your big mistake was to not download OUIGO app as well

I've had the joy of using rail services in several countries (including Argentina and Sweden, both of which are stuck in the 1970s) and, for all the jokes, I've found the UK rail service experience to be amongst the best out there. Generally easy to navigate, generally close to on time, comfortable, not stupidly expensive. We're spoiled these days, especially compared to the old BR, which was utterly abysmal.

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Not cookie dough? Freshly mixed for preference.

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Re: French TV

I thought that was Belgian.

Oh wait, a convenient duck tells me that it's Dutch, though some Belgians in the north would argue the difference.

The time that Sales braved the white hot heat of the data centre to save the day

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Re: Pay your debts, MF

One cattle prod can supply many beers.

Apple calls BS on FBI, AG: We're totally not dragging our feet in murder probe iPhone decryption. PS: No backdoors

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Re: Hypocrites

"But when the United States government asks for assistance, Apple refuses to help."

They literally gave the gmen everything they could retrieve. That's a wide definition of refusal.

n.b. I don't allow some products in my house on principle, so I'm no latte sipping hipster or whatever stereotype you want to throw at me as a way of dismissing my point.

It's a no to ZFS in the Linux kernel from me, says Torvalds, points finger of blame at Oracle licensing

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Re: Hypocritical

His arse.

Is it a make-up mirror? Is it a tiny frisbee? No, it's the bonkers Cyrcle Phone, with its TWO headphone jacks

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make it smaller, maybe 2 to 3 inches in diameter, and put it on a chain. perfect.

Train-knackering software design blunder discovered after lightning sparked Thameslink megadelay

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Re: 50 50

Should be measured in pounds per square inch, fluid ounces per second, and miniature horsepower (like regular horsepower, but smaller to fit down the wires) if you want imperial analogies.

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Re: 50 50

The French interconnect, which is where we draw most of our HVDC, is already being put under pressure by increasing mandates for "green" power in France (reducing grid reliability) and the retirement of nuclear generators there. It would have been unlikely to remain a net inward flow for much longer, regardless of our membership of the EU.

That interconnect gave the politicos a nice buffer to ignore the growing problems of the generator grid in this country. It going away means they can't hide from their mistakes quite so easily.

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Re: Progress

There have been a number of occasions on which Tornado, and other steam locos, were used rescue passengers on modern equipment that was stranded by cold weather, snow and electrical failure.

Other side-effects of modernity: old locomotives were much heavier, and so tended to wear down the rail head more rapidly than modern locos. This might seem like a bad thing, but one of the side-effects of this was that stress microcracks in the rail surface didn't have chance to expand before they were ground out by the loco wheels, meaning that tracks were less likely to catastrophically fail under load. Nowadays these microcracks have to be scanned for, and scoured away, by a special train that runs up and down the entire network.

On the other hand, a badly stoked steam loco could occasionally just go bang and kill a bunch of people. So there's that.

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Re: 50 50

That stability is already a thing of the past. Regardless of one's opinions on wind power, the functional capacity being installed (or already present) is not nearly enough to replace the capacity that is due to be retired, or is already being retired, in conventional generators. There's simply not enough redundancy in the system. On top of that the grid itself has become... shall we say, less than optimal in terms of transmission capacity and maintenance.

Y2K? It was all just a big bun-fight, according to one Reg reader

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Re: But are they GDPR compliant?

Just have a nyble in future.

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Re: But were they ...

They have no thyme-dependent features.

FUSE for macOS: Why a popular open source library became closed source and commercially licensed

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Re: @AC - I understand where the dev is coming from but ....

Not at all. Huge chunks of GPL code are lifted vertabim from sources licensed under BSD and other agreements. This is true enough today but was especially true in the early days of the FSF when a lot of GNU projects were essentially BSD code with a few minor additions and the entirety plastered with the much more restrictive GPL.

And? That's the entire point of the BSD license.

Wham, bam, thank you scram button: Now we have to go all MacGyver on the server room

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Re: And this is why...

I opened that link with the tool Bosnian bill and lpl made.

And then there were two: HMS Prince of Wales joins Royal Navy

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Re: Carrier/No Carrier

Split the difference and send in the old TOG II. Never a finer ship did sail the plains of northern France.

Just in case you were expecting 10Gbps, Wi-Fi 6 hits 700Mbps in real-world download tests

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Offering up a slight correction, because someone will (or should) pull me up on this. A purely 24fps film projection would actually have a very noticeable flicker, though the illusion of motion would still exist. One of the tricks projectors use is to open and shut the light gate twice on each frame, create a 48Hz strobe, which cons the eye into persisting the image longer and blending each frame together. It's kinda sorta hacking into visual processing that eliminates saccades (the constant re-orienting of the eye to scan across a scene) which we don't perceive because our brains are pretty fancy at visual processing. But again, this is still the barest minimum necessary to create the illusion of continuous motion without any obvious flicker.

Active screens work a little differently, for obvious reasons, but they all aim for the same goal of hitting your eye with as many screen refreshes as possible in any given second, because the only realistic limit on how much information our eyes can take in from a screen is technological. We can theoretically perceive visual changes in terms of kHz, though that's rather ignoring the reality of how the eye works. There is no latency, framerate, or response time to measure in the eye, because the eye is not a discrete, quantised sensor, but a set of analog receptors backed up by an immensely powerful visual processing machine.

tl;dr we don't see the world in frames. They're an abstraction generated to describe a particular technology, which also serve as a pretty good example of the restrictions on thought and understanding that a linguistic or cultural paradigm can create.

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20Hz is the minimum necessary frame rate for the eye to perceive continuous motion. I do wish people would stop repeating this myth that 25fps is the maximum frame rate we can perceive, when it's obvious from even a cursory examination that the eye doesn't work that way.

Take Sajid Javid's comments on IR35 UK contractor rules with a bucket of salt, warns tax guru

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Fair point. I think I might steal that example in future.

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It is avoidance. The problem is that "avoidance" is being conflated with "evasion", where the former is not paying taxes you don't owe, while the latter is not paying taxes you do owe.

I pay the tax I owe. I avoid paying capital gains, for instance, by not being an investment bank or trading stocks and shares. I avoid paying inheritance tax by not inheriting anything from my still living parents. I avoid paying the car tax for three cars by having just one car.

This is what keeps annoying me about this whole thing: confusion of terms. Contractors only pay the tax that they legally owe, and for some reason this has become a bad thing.

Den Automation raised millions to 'reinvent' the light switch. Now it's lights out for startup

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Re: IoT devices that require the manufacturer's active support in order to continue functioning

I suppose it could have been worse. They could have backed it onto AWS.

Explain yourself, mister: Fresh efforts at Google to understand why an AI system says yes or no

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Re: debuggability

This is a feature of the language. Might as well complain that adjectives exist.

Astroboffins peeved as SpaceX's Starlink sats block meteor spotting – and could make us miss a killer asteroid

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Re: I wonder

They also discovered slavery and mercenaries. The latter still amuses me.

Brian Eno's latest composition: A giant Christmas card with Julian Assange on it

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Re: Assange is NOT a journalist.

The "free press" is not a reference to media journalism. It is the principle that communication through various media should not be infringed by the state, or that the state or government should not restrict access to media and technology as a means of restricting the speech of the individual. That it creates some special social class of "the press", who have superior rights of access and protection over the common man, is one of the most pervasive and self-serving lies perpetuated on the world by that same self-serving elite.

We should all be protected from the state, to the extent that anyone expressing facts or opinion by means of physical or ephemeral media should not face prosecution and ostracism by the state, merely because those facts or opinions are inconvenient or wrong.

UK political parties fall over themselves to win tech contractor vote by pledging to review IR35

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Re: More nonsense

(assuming it is applied correctly...)

... which is where this all falls down, because it patently isn't being applied correctly. IR35 was a sledgehammer to crack a nut. It's now been upgraded to a tactical nuke and aimed at the wrong place.