Posts by michael

@new wrold order

"I suggest everyone goes ot and commits an act of mindless vandolizm. You will be suprized at the fact you will get away with it. The prison is truly being created in your mind."

it allways was try reading night watch and thud by terry pratchet

socity has allways ruled by pusading pepol that they will be caught of they comite a crime it is not so and only the soicpaths of the world relise this

and

how can I make enought time to read all the el-reg articles and play world of warcraft and install linix and also do my job

theres may have been a fraud

but the NEXT one might be for real

http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/216.html

10 years?

they are going to need to build a LOT more priions then there is not enought space currently for the pepol we currently arrest

re:Italians..and englishmen go out in the midday sun

"Fancy that, the Italians posting tax information of its citizens online, couldn't happen here in the UK could it?

Oh yes it can! I think our government is just as inept"

our goverment dose not have that lvl of computer compertance to post things on line they post them in cds

re:Better get prepared !

"In addition to this I've invented a helmet made out of 2 inch thick lead as tinfoil is not adequate, but I need to solve the problem of being able to lift my chin of my chest. Any ideas how to solve this ?"

I recomend growing your hair long and fasserinig it round your leg to pull your head back

or if that dose not work some sort of neck brace teh advantage of this methord is you can make it out of let to avoid them sneeking brain readings throught your spinal cord

cctv?

why they need cctv it is plastered all over youtube?

re:US foreign politics are like an endless "shooting themself on the foot"

"Btw, it could be interesting to see how this ends... Like the zombies from Doom who attacked each other without reason?"

the zombies on doom allways had a reasion to shoot each other tey only atacked eatch other if there friends hit them first

re:Disgusted by that screenshot..

maby he was playing on nightmare dificulty

that was hard "completed doom2 of ultravaliont" gose on my cv ti took more time and effort than the a* gcse in maths

yet again

the goverment f*£& with us

just be shure to distroy the pictures of them doing it overwise you are screwed (again)

@ the @michael pepol

first off thanks for the translate

yes basicley I was saying that

actuley english is my main /only language (if you exclude BASIC / C) but being dyslexic I spell and wirte Very bad and can not be bothered to spend 30mins on a post spelling it right (anyway my boss would complane more)

the point of my post was that I did not think it was illage to sell things that "could" be used for a crime

sent from my dell laptop throught my hands

do not laugh

"Of course it could always be claimed that the miscreants also stole the warning signs..."

I got into trouble when I ran a shop cos the kids stole my no somkin sines and when the helth and safty person came round they where not there

re:Viewing a crime?????

the point is this law is not desined to be inforced or anything it so that the labor party can go to it's backers and presser groups and newspaper readers and say "look at what we are doing to stop what you hate"

i was not disolusioned with politics till I starred studing it

my servey says

I just polled the pepol in my office and I can confendly say that 0% of the populatoin respond to spam emails buy this logic spam will be dead b y next mounth I will pridect with certainty

it is not the searching

but the copying and the passing on to there "frineds" that is worring with paper and other searches they could not do that

the real question is

what is cealing cats view on this??

BORIS

so good I voted fro him twice

hands up

thouse who saw this comming

new from old?

I am split on this the new dr who has not been like the old ones but then there are 20+ years between them you would not expect it IMHO the quailty depends on who has wirten the eps some have been so camp it makes me cry(rember love and monsters shudder) and some have been so brilent it makes me cry (bilnk OMG) maby if they manage to recapture the sprite of b7 and get some good wirters it might work maby not but they have to rember what it was all about

Fedration=Bad

small band to teriosts = good

no good ending (3+ series ended on a distenct downer)

computers with personailitys

well..

if my man hood had been toughed ina taxi by a man with a gold ring it might have well shurnk....

re:

@ mark

"I don't know anyone with what I'd call KP tendencies, though. So I'd suspect (a). It would be nicer if it were (a) too, because that shows up there's something REALLY WRONG somewhere with the human race."

how do you know unless you catch them at it every one of your co workers could be a kiddy fiddler and you would not know

@ the honest ac

it would be intresting to do a totlesy honest servery of all men and see how meny pepol where atracted to a picture or say a 12 year old rember that the age limites are a invention of the socitery we live in <1000 years ago girls of 12 where being married

@ the article

I wander how meny pepol have been employed for how long to get 300 arretst and 18 convictions?

I smell a rasniolation

"anyway it probably could no longer be met"

looks to me as is somboady is thinking "o dam we will not be able to do what we said we could do lets pull out for a diffrent reasion"

it reminds me

of some of my budget logic

I realy want A for X but X is not acaptible to boss so

I want C so we need B and for B we need A

it is sooo funny

my issue

is not with the stupid logo I am shure my company has spent more on worse logos it is that fact that is was a town councle who keep complaning they have no mony for things that is doing it if my comp gose bust form wasting mony with rebranding it is just it's employes who lose if the councle over spends it is the entire town who loses

not going to happen

this is a real pie in the sky effort it just will not happen

there multipul reasions that I just will not go into here

@ad

"50% - didn't like the look of the chocolate"

how meny women do you know?????

audio

what I want to see is conletions of audio books I can not read or spell very well but I love listing to books

it is not about x it is about y

ooo let me add that to my dictonary of weasal phrases right next to "think of the children" and "we need this to catch x" (where x is somthing scary like pedos or terriorists)

re: Founding a new religion

sorry the calothlic church allready did number 2 in the middle ages they where caled indulcences and you could buy them for your self or a family menber 2 for 1 get the whail they are hot!!!!

typo?

"But D4 was a Turkish Delight chocolate bar."

"NO, the Turkish Delight chocolate bar is F5 – miles away. Not even a bad keypad matrix should do that!""

"What about," I suggest, "if there's a strip connector in the back which was put on upside down?"

"D and 4 aren't mirror images of F and 7."

me thisnks the lest line should read F and 5

sounds like a april fool

kid arested for making a shocking camra I rember hand buzzers and things for april fool