* Posts by michael

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Gordo's DNA database claims branded 'ridiculous'

michael

"People are not stupid "

I beg to differ people are stupid and belive most of what the govderment (or at least the newspapers tell them the goverment said)

DOJ sinks another EliteTorrent admin

michael

typo

"(Star Wars II: Revenge of the Sith appears again and again on DOJ press release for Operation D-Elite as an example. Somebody is a George Lucas fan.)"

I h8 to be pedantic but it is Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith so ither the DOJ or you can not count

BT starts threatening music downloaders with internet cut-off

michael
Flame

@ proof pepol

flame on

yes they can tell the file is the copyrighted metrail not just names like it. they join the swarm down load it and CHECK *idiots*

no there is no budan of proof it is bt turnamtion there contact there is probley a bit in there that says "we can canle your contract if we susect you might be doing stuff we do not like

no they did not "steal" your privet data when they copyed your ip that is like your name you anounced it when you joined it is like sueing the pepol in the pub when you come in and say "hi I am john"

flame off

Gas crunch: Jatropha, kudzu, algae and magic to rescue

michael
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alge

I may have been reading it wrong but the only arguments agents alge in the article where in it's "finge" benefeites cleen water etc if you ignore the hype from these and just look at the basics grow the stuff turn it into fule to hell with the rest it is certailey the best of teh lot by far it is easy to grow easy to harvest and with the oil rich types easy to produce a good fule ok you might need a lot of "buckets" but you need quite a lot of space to drill oil as well

Ohio table-shag man gets six months

michael
Boffin

@ac - lego mockup

it is playmobile not lego

Intel says 'no' to Windows Vista

michael

title

"Intel had analysed the cost and benefits of migrating these machines at length, but couldn't justify such a move"

same as the rest of us then no benifits grate cost no upgrade

It's time for a close-up look at mobile porn

michael

I am sorry but

""No idea, but we think it's the zoom," he said. "You can get to see the detail, you know?""

nealy made my squrt coke out my nose

Cap, trade, subsidise - Obama's energy plan goes off piste

michael

re a black comedy

"I find it bazaar in the extreme the idea that pushing little pieces of green paper about (or more likely, as this is the modern age), changing numbers in a bank's computer system can somehow avert an environmental disaster. I just don't get it."

pushing little green pieces of green paper about seames to work for every other type of thing we need excluding praphs happyness and even that is debatable

Heavyweight physics prof weighs into climate/energy scrap

michael
Joke

@chris

"Or get that space elevator built and run cables down the inside of the shaft...

Lots of options "up there"."

http://techfox.comicgenesis.com/d/20010416.html

I like this one

michael

re:dounreay

haveing lived next to and worked at dounreay (as a it tech nothing to do with the reactors) I can tell you 3 things about it

1. it has 2 test breader fast reactors 1/3 scale

2. most of it's problems stem fro the fact that they are test reactors (when you test things it is to find out these problems) and form the fact of the bad beuractic desisions (eg there was somone who told me he had a ww2 compas at home that if he took on site would need to be sealed in a lead box and he could not take it out of the safezones)

3. even with the worst problems it has (a shaft leaking raiodactive file can particles) it affected me less then the windfarm next to it

michael

there was grate desturbance in the force

the sound of the hopes of a 1000 enviromentlists sudnley screaming out in trror and sudnley going silent

michael

@JonB

the point of this is he is converting all use in to an equivlent elecy output so aloth he says "biofules will genrate so much lecky" what he meanes is "bio fules will genrate so much car fule witch if they where lecky cars would be this much power taken form the grid"

Post Office aims to collect ID card fingerprints?

michael

the more I read about id cards

the more worried I get

Big TV flips ad blockers the bird

michael

we should do a servy

how meny pepol have bought smthing by c;icking throught an internet add?

Gov claims 'password protection' OK for sensitive docs

michael

@ben

I was protecting my sorces for my masive funding I was hoping to get (I was going to arange a meating with topgov man but he aprently left his notes on a train)

(I also can not spell cos of dyslexica)

michael

to be even handed and unbised

www.ubcd4win.com

contains all the tools to brake a windows passworded pc including a password recovery tool I will be submiting my bill to the theifs as well as the goverment

michael

@pepol who are sugesting trucrypt

that is my 6figer contract for stating the obvoius read the first post hands off my pork

michael

again

www.trucrypt.org

I will for go my 6 figger consluting fee this time but If I have to keep redoing my orignal work I might start charging

Is it safe to download al Qaeda manuals yet?

michael
Stop

@Eugene Goodrich

"The simplest solution to this quandary for law-abiding citizens would be to write a letter to the police asking for permission to possess these works, and explain why you should be allowed - why your intent is good. Then the police can decide yay or nay."

and it is a good thing that I should right to the police to ask them witch books are safe to read????

firearms <> books

Thief swipes cabinet minister's laptop from Salford office

michael

cos I am a good citizam

www.truecrypt.org/

there you go uk gov that should help you

I will wave the 6 figer consulting fee in this case

Spinal Tap's Tufnel gets new Honda hydrogen car

michael

@Jim Lewis

"I am a bit confused as to the interest in hydrogen technology.

We generate electricity, to electolyse water, to make hydrogen, which is used to make electricity to drive the car.

Surely battery technology must getting near the point where filling your car with electricity directly is the better option?

No distribution of gas, no complicated fuel cell technology, no risk of explosion etc."

battryes take time to charge up you can just fill up the tank with hydrogen again and off you go

Eccentric brain-chip admiral expelled by toff schools

michael

the simplest anser to bad schools

lower class sizes

I have been to a number of schools (being servley dyslexic) and the main diffrence I noticed between the state ones and the privte ones was the class sizes is classes of 20+ we where mostley left to work on our own and the techer just checked up so if you did not understand or just wanted to goof of you could but in classes of 8 the teacher could spend time with each puple indervidules. and cos of small class sises lessions coiuld be tailored so they where more fun I am not sayinf that prive schools haveing more mony did not help but the equipmentn and the class rooms did not look much better in the paying ones

I have to think that being at a fee paying school is the only reasion I have 4A's at gces (not in english I add) rather then no exam results at all

Google's Hot Trends shafted by strap-on

michael

worringley enought

"John Prescott Sex Tape" returns 2 results and 1 of them is this page I did not risk clicking on the other....

Swedish authorities pull plug on female Elvis

michael
Joke

I think it is unfair

that perents "asssine" names to there children this is obviousley removing the chouce from the child and in a voilatio of there rights my child well be able to select there own name at the select a name screen

German government approves plod-spyware law

michael

scary

"Government cyberspying, the legislators point out, would only be conducted in a handful of exceptional cases."

is the most scary phrase I have ever heard it translated means

"do not worry just give us ultimate power we promise we will only use it on REALY bad guys .you are not a bad guy are you?. no so you have nothing to fear do you . just sine the paper and we will make it all safe"

6 mounths l8t they are using it to spy on school kids just in case they ar elieing to get into the same school as there siblings

9/11 an inside job, says Irish pop folkster

michael
Boffin

@Mark

"The towers fell down from an event the designers had designed this building to withstand."

1.where is your evedance they where build to with stand the impact of jets they did not have when they where build

2.and even if they where build to with stand the impact (they where not I have talked to civle engerniers) dose not mean they where build well

3. not forgetting the fact they DID suvive the impact and they would have withstood the fire as well but what they did not forsee was what happens when you get inpact of that magnetude to the fireproofing on the colomes(the impact blew away all the fireproof fome afround the suports) and that sort of knolage is the sort of thing you only get from real experance witch as I said befor we did not have till sep11

michael

@ conspricy thoryists

you all say that the twin towers did not fall down the way it should have when hit by planes the question you should ask is "how do you know what a tower hit by an airliner should do?" it did not happen before we have no other compersions

michael

@oinionman

"We get into circular arguments. Each point of view can be justified. It's important to start with some facts. The falling buildings could not have fallen like that without carefully placed explosive charges. That is what I regard as FACT. "

just because you think it is FACT dose not make it so

michael

motive

"Now tell me the motivation for a bunch of Muslims in a cave to organise the destruction of their beloved Islamic state Afghanistan, without quoting the usual they hate us for our freedoms bollocks!"

of they do not h8t us for our freedom they h8 us (and buy us I mean usa) because they see us as a big judao/cristan monstor intent on ouciping and enslaveing them and stealing alll there oil corupting there young and all that and they belve that any action taken agaent the "grate satain" is justfied in fact they beleve that there is all ready a east west war and that 9/11 atacks where an ongoing act in that

michael

re:conspricy

the point is there plan was not realy very complex it was just "we sneek knifes on board we hijack the planes we fly them into buildings" it was feindishley simple what hearts is they COULD do that it would not have required much planning or much back up only a few pepol willing to martor them self and there are enought of them

michael

what is reay scary

is a group of radiclised students COULD pull fo a large terroist atack and the reasion there are so meny conspricy theroys is a lot of pepol can just not acept it

michael

sometimes

I wish the cospricy theroys where true then there would be somboady who's job it was to hunt the theroists down and silence them and I could get some peace

michael

re:11/9 does have a lot of unneeded secrecy

"1) Sections of the US intelligence agency already had plenty of information to see an attack coming."

never ascribe to conspricy what can be explaned by incompance

"2) Temperatures jet fuel burned at should not have been enough to melt the superstructure"

yes but at burring jet fule temps steel loses 90% of it's strenght it dose not need ot melt just bend a lot

"3) The superstructure was cleared away VERY quickly and nobody apart from intelligence services have gotten hold of the debrie" complete fiction about the speed and I beleve there where sevral investagitions

"4) Getting al Qaida meant going into afghanistan, which was undertaken with FAR too few troops and little support. Iraq was led on from there with far too many troops and lots of support (some troops coming out of Afghanistan, causing the taliban to get back off their knees and make trouble again)"

see my comment form point 1 with the added fact of a son trying to finish his farthers war

"11/9 has a lot of CAPABILITY to be a cover up and there's plenty of evidence of *something* being covered up. It isn't necessarily a conspiracy, except in the way of stopping those people responsible for complete and malignant incompetency from reaching their just desserts. Then again, that's no good either."

the only thing being covered up is the reasioning behing the actions AFTER 11/9

UK cops arrest six alleged BitTorrent music uploaders

michael

Re: there's a Cleveland in the UK?

when I was young it took me a while to figer out that the washingtion in the news was not the one near newcastle

michael

so

is the law on passwords in conflite with the law givving us right ot remain silent?

Safari practices self-love, claims code monkey

michael

I rember

showing somone how

null=null =false

The Reg surfs for porn with a San Jose councilman

michael
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"nothing's perfect"

"Pegram wasn't troubled over sites that were erroneously blocked. "Nothing's perfect," he said. "There's no perfect system out there.""

he is right "nothing" is the perfect filtering system

when I ran a internet cafe my system was to keep an eye on pepol and use a screen montering software when I was suspisious a group of tenage boys who chouse the computer in the corner and sat there gigleing and glancing around suspicosuley where likely canderdets eg

Irregular heart rhythm? Try a Taser

michael

maby

hospitals should stop buying thiuse expencive difubraters and get tazers insteded

Asus Eee PC 901 spied on web... in black

michael

more eee pc modles

I like this one

http://techdigest.tv/eee-pc-girl.jpg

but I suspect this one is closer to most eee pc buyers

http://www.gottabemobile.com/blogimages/shortcut_20eeepc_thumb.jpg

The economy: A big Arab did it and ran away, claims PM

michael

@AC

"2. There is plenty of oil in the ground, there is no peak oil in sight yet, however many existing producers are unwisely neglecting their oil fields, so their production is dropping. New wells need massive amounts of money and at least 7 years to set-up, so other producers have to struggle to make up the difference until new production can be brought on-line."

that is the defnitnation of peek oil plenty in round not enought comming up

michael

Cheap and Decent Whores

no shortage of them here

um I mean whhore what is a whore

<_< >_>

yes I think I got away with it

Climate profs 'can't recommend' enormo-space-parasol

michael

I agree

I ginet space mirror is just what we need

porfeser wernstrum

SF's green mayor dreams of electric car heaven

michael

@Car ownership is the problem

"(second after the US is, bizarrely enough, New Zealand, Jon T :-)."

probley because in parts of us and nz you need a car just to see your nabiors pepol for get that in non city parts of the world ppeol need a personal fast transport

(I can make you self understood perfuctley well when speeking. it is not my fult you can not read my spelling)

michael
Unhappy

so

the plan is pepol buy one or one form a range of cars and then pay per mile on a type of contract in the city with all the charging and battry swaping thrown in for free?

hands up pepol who can see a problem with this

*rases hand*

1. vandlisum of charging points

not wishing to give the uff idard but a bit of water and some mettle ploles and thouse charging points could provide hours of amusment

2. stealing battrys not just swaping

one for the car one for the boot...

3. so we can only use it "in" the city?

there cars will only be used in the city I thought a lot of usa's lived out side citys and drove in

and that is only in 10mins of thnking

Christian Bale signs for Terminator trilogy

michael

dam

yes you caught me I am not a real person I am a bot progremed to leave coments on el reg and progremed (badley) to misspell every word

michael

re:@ Mark Ireland-Spicer

rember there is nothing stating that the order the pepol arive in the past is the order they where sent

eg

skynet sends arni after sara

skynet sends "hot chick" after john old

skynet sends "metle man" after john yound

humans capture time mecheen

humans read time mecheen log files

humand send 2 reporgrames termantors and 1 human back as gards

humans blow up mecheen

everyboady happy :)

Vista on your iPhone - almost 'perfection'

michael

worse than that

it is like shaging maggi whail wareing a gorden brown mask

*gulp*

I htink I am going to be sick

Tories show they're ready for government...

michael
Dead Vulture

el reg party

my vote as well

MEP tries to ban lightbulbs with mercury amendment

michael
Boffin

re:Science lessons just aint what they used to be

"(suspect they're not even allowed to lob lumps of sodium in water to see what happens ... even if wearing safety glasses)"

yer and that is what is killing the scince caulture in britan 2 day

Wikimedia Foundation muzzles Wikinews

michael
Alien

RE:Re:Re: Foundation and Empire

"Let's also remember that Seldon's big idea was toppled by a single Mule..."

no it was not. the second foundation triamned against the mule and the plan was put back on corse it is never reviles weather gia eventuley absorbes the foundation or not but as the latses time in the last book the foundation is right on corse

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