* Posts by paulc

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'Attitudes to robot sex will change'

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Oblig: Spirit of the Age

"Your android replica is playing up again, it's no joke

When she comes she moans another's name

But that's the spirit of the age,"

Lyrics from Hawkwind's "Spirit of the Age"

'Perfect storm' drives electronics stores to EXTINCTION

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WTF?

Just in time!!!

"Actually getting something your own size and in the colour you wanted is then just a matter of placing the correct internet order, which is satisfied with just-in-time manufacturing."

From China??????

The ONLY way custom bespoke just-in-time manufacture can possibly work is if the manufactories are located in the same country...

Sadly, the benefits of computerised custom manufacture have yet to be seen as all our plant has been outsourced to the far east and it gets manufactured on a long cycle with a slow boat from China for the delivery phase...

Zuckerberg blew $1bn on Instagram 'without telling Facebook board'

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Stop

Patents?

In a sensible world, they'd be duds... as they would be for unpatentable subject matter... yet in yankeedoodle land... sadly it appears they can just about patent anything...

Hands on with the Huawei Ascend G300 low-cost Android phone

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Re: £100

not really, you're still stuck with at least 12 months contract... or more likely 24 months contract these days with a hefty penalty for unlocking it...

Jazz Jackrabbit

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Another golden oldie is

One Must Fall...

a fighting game with robots...

Nokia drops Lumia 900 price to $0 in response to bug outrage

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Yet again... bribing the punters to get sales...

wondered why the sales figures were so high... they were giving them away in effect... this is so typical of Microsoft (and their satraps) these days... the product sucks so much that they have to fudge the sales figures by giving them away...

Speaking in Tech: Is Instagram really worth $1 BILLION?

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only one good instagram ever posted

the one posted of Ashley Tisdale on the beach in Hawaii

Vintage alien tech crash-lands in field

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Happy

Just put this lat long into googlemaps

53.129628,-2.253238

as the original link provided has vamooshed...

Battling remote-control helicopters

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Re: One or 2 for that price

price is for one, but there's a £10 discount if you order two at the same time.

The best April 1 gags … or were they?

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iPad Hungry Hippos?

there's precedent for such a thing...

http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?st=2341&e=product&pcat=bulnl&pid=64176

http://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-Laugh-Learn-Apptivity-Case/dp/B004UU9W78

Los Alamos fires BLOODY BIG MAGNET

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The real fun comes...

when you collapse the field... the current generated by the collapsing field must be immense...

Windows 8: Thrown into a multi-tasking mosh pit

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FAIL

Paradigm shift???

More Like Microsoft NOT learning from the fun their shills were having poking fun at Linux users disgusted with changes to Ubuntu... bit of a Schadenfreude moment... and Windows users have no real way round it unlike Linux users...

Workers can't escape Windows 8 Metro - Microsoft COO

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Is this the final straw?

Waiting for the "Tommy" moment... when everybody finally has enough and walks off singing "we're not gonna take it"...

Oceans gaining ACID faster than last 300 MILLION YEARS

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Stop

so confused...

Silly scaremongering headlines... anyone would think it was acidic in nature and thus attacking stuff

at 8.1, it's nature is basic, not acidic, so moving from 8.2 to 8.1 means it's becoming more neutral, as pure water is defined as neutral at a pH of 7.0

New patent will give iPhone screen interactive 3D

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yippeeee!!!!!

I loved Looking Glass... just didn't have hardware then that could do it justice... and that I think was the real downfall... it was ahead of it's time... and Microsoft et al have lifted ideas from it for their flashy UIs

paulc
Flame

yet again...

they're patenting an idea... without having to make an actual working model like they used to have to... and it's software being patented again, which should NOT be allowed...

SpaceShipOne man, Nobel boffins: Don't panic on global warming

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Mushroom

Right you warmists... here's one I prepared earlier...

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/12/07/in-china-there-are-no-hockey-sticks/

Try and argue against that evidence...

It's long term cycles that add and subtract to give the overall global temperature... and we're about to go into a cooling phase...

If you look at the evidence... you'll find that there have been periods in the past few thousand years where it has been WARMER than it currently is... and it's always amusing when the warmists keep trotting out the hottest year for xxx years when you look back just before that xxx date, it was hotter and we were most certainly NOT chucking CO2 into the atmosphere at any perceptible rate at all...

What lost the warmists their argument for me was when they started labelling everybody that didn't believe them as "denialists"... a nasty label deliberately intended to bring to mind the holocaust denialists...

Sick of Ubuntu's bad breath? Suck on a Linux Mint instead

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WTF?

Untried HUD and LTS!!!

I hate it when Ubuntu stick bleeding edge into an LTS release... HUD should not, in my opinion, be allowed anywhere near the LTS release until it has been polished and the rough edges and other bugs and gotchas have been removed by at least two normal 6 monthly releases...

ISTR they stuffed up with a previous LTS by changing fundamental items in the final few weeks

Climategate ruling: FOIA requests cover backup servers too

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WTF?

moving constitutes deletion...

from the original hard disk... the file is marked as having been deleted...

How to tell if your biz will do a Kodak

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FAIL

Cloud Backup is fatally flawed

not only by bandwidth concerns, but by the fact that some tw@t in the USA could have your cloud provider taken out by claiming there's some pirated content being hosted by them and the entire server farm gets nuked off the internet by having their domain seized... Not to mention the fact that your data is going over the wires and being processed somewhere out of your control in probable violation of data protection laws...

MS, Intel challenged over Windows 8 tablet prices

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Barista factor...

just remember... the vast majority of baristas will not be caught dead with a Win8 tablet... it ain't got an Apple emblem on the back of it...

Ten... mini hi-fi systems

paulc
Mushroom

you have missed the point...

why the F should he have to purchase an iPod dock and iPod? he has perfectly functional SD cards and USB sticks...

If I see a product with an iPod dock on it, then I'll give it a miss as part of the price of the product is payment to Apple for the license to include said poncey iPod dock...

Study finds piracy withering against legal alternatives

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Linux

bonus digital copies are borked anyway...

"as for movies, i have given up with the often included digital copies on dvds and blurays i buy and rip a copy instead as the drm is just too cumbersome and restrictive to work."

I don't run windows or IOS so they completely fail to cater for me... and I know of quite a few people these days who don't have DVD drives on their computers in the first place (Mac Mini's, Netbooks etc.)... so they don't work for them either...

Android Market tops 400,000 apps, climbing fast

paulc
Mushroom

having to download it to review it sucks

there's a large number of dodgy fake Angry Birds apps on the Appslib store and I flat out refuse to download them to be able to comment on them with a warning. One apparently reputable app I downloaded is now spamming me via my notifications tab with free iPads and other items if I click through their web page... when I find out exactly which app started up that rogue process I'll get very upset with them...

Christmas headaches? We prescribe a year long course of BOFH

paulc
FAIL

PDF?

careful... that can be DRM'd as well...

Facebook shoves your face into creepy 'sponsored stories' in 2012

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Unhappy

not ads... "sponsored" stories

they'll be put into your feed...

Hopefully the firefox add-on Better Facebook will soon update to remove them

Laptop bags: netbooks and tablets

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Stop

Chargers and their plugs...

Are a real problem... UK plugs are just too bulky and awkward...

Ailing HMV sees tech sales' bright spot among dire music biz

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Happy

burn on demand...

I like it...

New account of Flight 447 disaster published

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Unhappy

First Principles...

They forgot them... if in doubt, fly the plane by pitch and power... ie. set the nose at the correct angle and then set the power so that the aircraft altitude remains steady.

Cocktail Flow

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WTF?

Categories?

Southern Comfort is a liqueur and as far as I'm concerned, I can't see why it is necessary to segregate Irish Whiskey from Scotch Whisky for the purpose of making cocktails as you're going to mix other stuff with them anyway... Now classifying Rye and Bourbon as separate types does make sense as the taste is different...

Keep the utopians out of my fridge

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Bit confused here...

Why can't the device start the generator itself and tell you it's done so...

It's the ALL NEW FUTURISTIC WEAPONS Black Friday Roundup!

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Butt Party...

|*Not as exciting as it might sound to some: It just means working in a trench handling the targets at the end of a rifle range. The bullets from the people who are shooting pass over your head.|

and sometimes if you're really unlucky, a richochet from the backstop could spang back into your trench... the more bullets that had been fired on the range, the greater the chances of richochets... so every now and then, the backstops would be dug out and relaid

Amazon Kindle Fire

paulc
Meh

So I'll stick with my Arnova 2 G2 then...

That I got in HMV on sale for just £120 (still there if you're quick). At least it's got a microSD slot and I can stick what I want on it and they'll play...

Sadly I'm stuck at the moment with just the Appslib and haven't got the proper Android market, but my iPad owning daughter was most miffed when she found I had angry birds on it for free (crappy ads in between levels, but because of a programming error, the ads only partially show).

2016: Death of the wallet as NFC tap-cash arrives at last

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Black Helicopters

e-cash MUST be anonymous

so that people can have confidence that their payments cannot be linked to sales... sadly, due to the incessant "War on Terror", this will never be allowed... the days of the implanted chip in the forehead or right hand are fast approaching...

Manning to get day in court

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in English...

|Of course, the common people do not want war [...] But ultimately it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always easy to bring the people along, whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, is a parliament or a communist dictatorship. [...] This is very simple. It takes nothing to do but to tell the people they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and claim that they were bringing the country to danger. This method works in any country|

viz how 9/11 was seized upon to drag the American people into passing the Patriot Act and Bush was quoted as saying in an address to a joint session of Congress on September 20, 2001, "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."...

leaving no place in the middle...

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Only following orders?

Nuremberg War Crimes trials voided that excuse... if you have evidence that crimes against humanity are being committed, then you are morally obliged to follow your conscience and get the facts out...

a totally brilliant link...

http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/militarylaw1/a/obeyingorders.htm

|In 2004, the military began court-martials of several military members deployed to Iraq for mistreating prisoners and detainees. Several members claimed that they were only following the orders of military intelligence officials. Unfortunately (for them), that defense won't fly. The mistreatment of prisoners is a crime under both international law, and the Uniform Code of Military Justice (see Article 93 — Cruelty and Maltreatment). |

Gates: Novell are sore losers, Word trounced WordPerfect

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Messing with key combos (Alt F4) and illegal bundling didn't help either...

Microsoft sneakily changed things so that the key combination Alt F4 would exit the current program... in Wordperfect, that same key combo was a common thing many people used to Block Text prior to copying or doing something to it... so people who had got Wordperfect key combos ingrained were suddenly finding the program closing and losing their work when using the Windows 95 version.

Microsoft also bundled free copies of MS Word for windows with PCs sold with Win 95 into businesses so they were less likely to purchase Wordperfect for Win 95 when the PC already had MS Word on it.

"While WordPerfect retained a majority of the retail shelf sales of word processors, Microsoft gained market share by including Word for Windows in its Windows product on new PCs. Microsoft gave discounts for Windows to OEMs who included Word on their PCs. When new PC buyers found Word installed on their new PC, Word began to dominate market share of desktop word processing."

See wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WordPerfect

Punters hate copyright, says Steelie Neelie

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Stop

URLs shorteners... stop it...

Please do not use them... they give no clue as to where they go to...

Google will ignore your Wi-Fi router ... if you rename it

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FAIL

tell them to naff off

it should be a _mapme or _yesmap extension, not a _nomap one...

Eleven - if you will - rocktastic music movies

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unbelievable...

no-one's mentioned Bandslam or The Rocker or Breaking Glass... come on now...

'Angry Bird' netflinger projectile brings down drug ultralights

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None-Lethally???

I noticed there were no dummy pilots on those remote controlled ultra-lights... To be a proper demo, they should have had instrumented crash test dummies strapped in to the seats so that the damage to the pilot could be properly assessed...

paulc

secondly...

the "bad guys" can simply mod the prop to give it a guard to prevent the net from entangling the blades...

Why GNOME refugees love Xfce

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LXDE review please :)

as you've given XFCE the runaround, please give LXDE the same treatment.

A tenth of Chinese farmland polluted by heavy metals

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design for recycling

will only happen when it's mandated by laws and strict penalties... sadly, corporations always take the cheap way out and have to be forced into something...

This e-waste time bomb has been ticking for decades... corporations have skipped around most of the irksome requirements by outsourcing as much as possible to countries which effectively do not give a fig about their environment or people as long as they're undercutting everybody else in getting the business... things will only clean up when the EU and US authorities start mandating that all electronic goods sold into the EU are manufactured and also recycled under the same environmental standards and employee health standards as those made in the EU and US... and enforce it and crack down hard on corporations that fail to keep their sub-contractors in line...

14 years ago, I did a final assignment for my honours degree on design for recycling and design for dissassembly (which is needed to keep things cheap to get access to components)

It IS possible to recycle electronics cleanly with minimum environmental impact, BUT it costs money which is the problem as the end-of-life side of the product is seen as as loss center on the balance sheet... IF they did it properly, it would be a plus item as they would be able to take in other company's waste for a profit...

The way to do it with difficult items like televisions is to actually shred and burn the entire item and scrub the flue gasses clean while condensing off the valuable metals. The heat from the burning can be used to power the flue gas scrubbers and the rest of the plant.

14 years later, and things are still as bad with the recycling being "exported" to third world countries.

Sadly, incineration has gained a bad rep in this country and it will be difficult to start up recycling plants that do this incineration...

Shale gas: If we've got it, flaunt it

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Oklahoma

there was a magnitude 5.6 earthquake in Oklahoma this weekend... an American state not normally associated with earthquakes... the stand out feature, fracking is taking place in Oklahoma near the epicenter...

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/11/06/us/oklahoma-earthquake/?hpt=us_c2

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/07/us/oklahoma-earthquake-sets-a-record.html

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/see-the-moment-the-oklahoma-earthquake-hit-including-espn-reporters-reaction/

EU to quiz Apple and Samsung on Frand deals

paulc
Mushroom

Patent license poisoned chalice conditions

I was under the impression that most patents were licensed under conditions where if you subsequently sued someone you were licensing a patent from, then there was a clause in the license which allowed them to void your license and left you open to being counter sued

anyway, I'm still waiting for Gotterdammerung... the final all out patent war... and it really erks me when Microsoft fight trolls by attacking the individual patent itself instead of arguing that software itself is not patentable...

Ballmer disses Android as cheap and complex

paulc

Ah, the old vapourware trick again...

don't buy Android, we've got something flashy coming up for Christmas ourselves...

Apple 'prepping smaller iPad'

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He's right about finger tips being a limit...

I have an Arnova 7 2G and find it problematic opening links on web pages and generally have to zoom in to successfully "click" a small link.

My daughter has an iPad 2 and web browsing is far easier on that.

Did a Seagate sales bloke just say 5TB drives are coming?

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definitely _not_ in the building next door...

like they were doing in the World Trade Center...

OccupySF BOFH runs protest network on pedal power

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FAIL

Whut???

"The group were having to run a 12 volt supply, convert it to 150 AC and then back down to five volts for phones and the portable radios used to maintain emergency contact." ==========================

unfscking believable...

I have a little plug in device that plugs into the cigar socket of my car that provides a nice 5 Volt supply with adaptors for all my gadgets that run off it.

I run my boat lighting and radio and my laptop etc. off 12 Volt DC using multi outlets that you get in Halfrauds or Maplins etc.. Have a solar panel that trickle charges the large "Leisure" type battery during the week...

These city idiots should have been speaking to campers and caravaners who use 12 volt supplies when camping up at sites that don't have mains hookup.

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