* Posts by Chronos

1247 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Oct 2007

Get your network ready for World IPv6 Day

Chronos
Meh

Re: On World IPv6, will the reg be taking their own advice?

No, they haven't.

# host www.theregister.com

www.theregister.com has address 212.100.234.54

# dig www.theregister.com AAAA

; <<>> DiG 9.6.-ESV-R3 <<>> www.theregister.com AAAA

;; global options: +cmd

;; Got answer:

;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 56258

;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 0, AUTHORITY: 1, ADDITIONAL: 0

;; QUESTION SECTION:

;www.theregister.com. IN AAAA

;; AUTHORITY SECTION:

theregister.com. 494 IN SOA ns1.theregister.co.uk. hostmaster.theregister.co.uk. 2010031800 28800 7200 604800 3600

;; Query time: 4 msec

;; SERVER: 127.0.0.1#53(127.0.0.1)

;; WHEN: Wed Jun 8 12:35:10 2011

;; MSG SIZE rcvd: 105

Zone hasn't changed since March 2010. Bloody disgraceful! :o)

Don't let your networks speak to strangers

Chronos
FAIL

Re: Easy cheap fix

You may want to investigate ifconfig <interface> link for rooted iOS devices. Android probably has ifconfig <interface> hw ether, too.

Trivially easy to get around and this isn't just wireless APs, either. It'll work on secured ports on managed switches for wired ethernet. Never trust a MAC address to identify a host.

Obama gov wants 3 yrs porridge for infrastructure hackers

Chronos
WTF?

Sure, lock 'em up...

But whatever you do, Br'er fox, please don't secure your systems...

A quick check on how much it costs to lock people up like animals vs. the cost of doing a proper security audit should tell us all we need to know about this idea.

Domain security comes to .co.uk

Chronos

Re: Tagline

Of course it won't ever be "sexy." It'll be forever boring, tedious and absolutely essential.

Note to Mozilla: We don't get the Firefox billboards

Chronos
WTF?

Re: How fast does an app have to open?

3.6.16, Mahatma Coat? Whatever, I'd be willing to bet that most of those who complain about Fx loading times have umpteen add-ons, graphics-heavy personas, huge swathes of unsorted bookmarks, Java, Moonlight, Flash (a-ah!) and about three quarters of an inch of actual Gecko-rendered real-estate between the idiotic toolbars and the status bar. For all we know they could be using a poxy Willamette, too!

This is why this talk of speed is only ever going to be subjective. I have a fixed set of add-ons, customisations and a huge bookmark collection myself. There again, I'm not moaning about how long it takes to load my huge store of crap (two to four seconds from cold with an NFS mounted /home over Gig-E depending on my server's mood, literally picofortnights when it's all cached).

BTW, you people *do* realise that your add-ons, themes, bookmarks and general years of cruft survive across upgrades, right? And if you don't delete old, incompatible add-ons and general shite from before Phoenix Beta [1], Fx loads them on every single cold launch?

Clue: Badly needed.

[1] It's called hyperbole. Look it up.

Chronos
FAIL

Re: Wrong

"and also has the most vulnerabilites in each year for more than half a decade now"

ITYM "has the most vulnerabilities *found* and *fixed* in each year." Which would you rather have, a proactive team finding, fixing and releasing patches for bugs or a defensive team evading them? Believe me, the latter is more likely to bite you on the arse in the real world.

Microsoft lobby will turn Google into Microsoft

Chronos
Paris Hilton

Then...

...we finish the ones that aren't fornicating. A smaller subset, I admit.

Ex-Microsoft man charged with scamming Ballmer and Co

Chronos
Terminator

Sentence?

I'm guessing the chair, after which he'll be f***ing killed.

ROTM: looks a bit like Ballmer without the sweat glands.

Amazon jumps the gun on free clouds

Chronos
Flame

Fair warning to anyone

...on one of my networks. If I catch you using this I'll chop your sodding fingers off. I don't care if you're the senior VP of staff bogs. You may even recover to see that I've done it. Same goes for any other cloud service. Now get some sodding work done and stop buggering around on Amazon. The Araldite in the USB ports should be a clue to how much I don't want your Justin Beiber album on one of my machines.

The main reason, Mr. Bezos, that it's difficult for people to transfer music/pictures of their whelps/funny powerpoint files/little purple bastards to their work machines is that WE MAKE IT DIFFICULT. We do that for a reason. Get a clue, FFS, and stop encouraging lusers to misuse corporate resources.

Judge to music industry: 'Worth trillions? Forget it'

Chronos
Grenade

Usenet.com, please.

http://bit.ly/P6ylT

Suing Usenet (the NNTP network) would be like trying to sue a virus for giving you a bout of pig plague. Usenet.com was a commercial entity with a sales pitch of "get your pirate on!" which has bugger all to do with the Usenet that those of us who know of its existence use.

Pineapple, for obvious reasons.

Apple sues Amazon over 'App Store' name

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Thumb Down

Devil's advocate

Here's the twist: App Store as a contraction of "Apple Store" not "application store" or possibly "applet store." They can then claim brand confusion rather than claiming a trademarked generic term. Crafty bastards...

How to slay a cellphone with a single text

Chronos
FAIL

Again, taking control from the user

Advertising, yet again, is at the root of this problem. I've long thought that GSM should have had a means to disable the sending of SMS to the handset. To those of us who don't use SMS, this would be a killer feature. That it doesn't tells you all you really need to know.

Second explosion rocks Japanese nuke plant

Chronos

Re: where is the Hydrogen coming from?

The zirconium encapsulation of the fuel rods reacting with water when they reach a certain temperature. One of the reasons, apart from the yellow flame rather than blue, that I doubt reactor 3's explosion was hydrogen again is that reactor 3 is (or was) using mixed oxide fuel, loaded in 2010, unlike the other three which are using zirconium encapsulated uranium oxide. It's possible the MOX uses the same carriers, though.

That didn't look like a hydrogen explosion to me. You'll note the blue "halo" right at the start of reactor 1's blowout, entirely consistent with a hydrogen blast, which was replaced by a yellow/orange flame and grey smoke of reactor 3's. I'm reserving judgment on this one. I don't think we're getting the entire truth.

Spaniards bemoan 'joke' speed limit cut

Chronos
Coat

The corners there are very tight, your car was shite, Fernando!

That El Gloomio has to borrow our Nige's facial hair to race effectively says it all. Now we know where Mansell's mustache went ;o)

Yeah, yeah, I'm going...

Antennagate Redux: Consumer Reports condemns Verizon iPhone 4

Chronos
Boffin

Who modded this down?

Whoever did doesn't understand the two constants of bodge (no, not a typo) engineering that Geoff alludes to:

"If it moves or contacts and it shouldn't, duct tape; if it doesn't move or contact and it should, WD-40."

South African dam sluices 609 elephants per second

Chronos
Coat

African or Indian?

And how does this translate to mammoths per microfortnight?

Okay, I'm going...

Firefox 4 goes to 11 (betas)

Chronos
FAIL

Too little, too late.

Mozilla, this DNT idea isn't going to work. You're relying on trackers being ethical which, given the amount of money Google has proved there is in that activity, isn't a realistic expectation.

What you really need to do is expose the mechanisms to the user in a meaningful way. For example, bring DOM storage out from under about:config so that it can be easily disabled and, more importantly, the user knows what it is for. A mechanism to restrict the session to the parent domain would also help keep web beacons and rogue scripts under control. Just a couple of examples of useful controls that could be applied instead of this false sense of security. Oh, and get rid of the "safe" browsing traitorware, please.

If you're really serious about this, you need to assist the user in safeguarding her privacy by bringing the mechanisms and methods of such tracking under her control. Since you are mostly funded by Google who have a vested interest in keeping the user tracked, I really doubt that this will happen. Toss as many bones as you like in this direction but until a substantial increase in user control over privacy matters happens, it'll mean nothing. In fact, you're making matters worse: It won't be so very long before I hear "I didn't bother with AdBlock and NoScript because this do not track thingy protects me."

Mozilla plans 'Do Not Track' bottle-stopper for private surfers

Chronos
FAIL

To think that after all this time...

...this is still relevant:

Your post advocates a

(x ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

approach to fighting trackers. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.):

(x ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once

Specifically, your plan fails to account for

(x ) Dishonesty on the part of trackers themselves

(x ) Extreme profitability of tracking web users

and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

(x ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable

<snip>

Anyone who hasn't seen this before will just have to wonder what other options there were (and what I put in the "Furthermore, this is what I think about you:" section). Those who have know what it contains, the reasons why it won't work and are probably having a damned good laugh.

Google gets physical on Hotpot

Chronos
Big Brother

Nice business you have there...

...shame if anything were to "happen" to its reputation.

Google sued for scanning emails of non-Gmail users

Chronos
Big Brother

Re: What are you, flipping stupid?!

I think you'll find he's well aware of the privacy issue with sending mail via Google. What he's doing is taking a stand against it and since, in the crazy world of the law (sarcasm) one actually has to have been wronged before one can file a complaint, has fired a sample message off to one of his mates with a Gmail account and looked at the results for evidence of Google's interception of privileged communications. It seems he found some.

Google plays coy on Chrome OS

Chronos
Big Brother

Delays

"CEO Eric Schmidt said that a completed OS was still "a few months away,""

Still trying to hide the trackers (whoops, I meant safe-browsing link verification), WiFi geolocation and Big Brother back-end from prying eyes, Mr. Creepy? Amazing what you can do with "open source" these days, eh?

EU sues UK.gov over Phorm trials

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Thumb Down

Re: Ridiculous

How else are they going to pay for the Greek bailout? Europe is essentially a socialist setup and, despite the recession, it seems we still have more than our fair share of wealth. They only want to redistribute it a bit... </cynic>

The chances of Ertugrul and his co-conspirators getting what they deserve because of this is vanishingly small. This is not a result, people.

2 out of 3 Android apps use private data 'suspiciously'

Chronos
FAIL

Is anyone surprised?

This is Google. This is the currency they expect to be paid with: Your privacy. Anyone who expected anything different is deluded.

MS offers Security Essentials to small business

Chronos
Thumb Up

Re: "How do you compete with a freebie"?

Ah, someone who has actually tried MSE before slagging it off. One important point you did miss, though, was that it also doesn't crap out on you and stop updating itself after twelve months without warning [1] and leave you thinking you're protected when you're not.

[1] The warning needs to get in the user's way before your average user will take any notice of it whatsoever. The "little red shield thing that won't go away" is neither use or ornament. People (in this context, read that as a hominid barely capable of breathing in and out without detailed instructions and an educational DVD - the sort of person that thinks Big Brother ending was a bad thing) need smacking in the teeth with security issues before they'll care enough to actually do anything.

"We do warn the user!" is the usual reply from these cretins. Yes, but do you repeatedly hit it over the head with cucumbers and take away all of its toys, metaphorically speaking, until it does something constructive about the situation? No? Then you don't understand users.

UK passes buck on Europe's cookie law with copy-paste proposal

Chronos
Stop

Re: Don't like it...

The sales assistant doesn't follow you around every place you visit, poking around in even your private interactions, until you burn your store receipts. Nor does she employ someone else with lousy privacy policies to do it for her. That's the difference.

Chronos

Re: Corporate Puppet

Ah but, John, "monetization" of the Internet is a relatively new idea. We who remember the free, open, non-discriminatory interconnection of private networks and quid pro quo sharing of knowledge idea don't want it and we never have. If small publishers (or anyone else, for that matter) need to go into shady ethical areas to make money, perhaps their business models are flawed, in which case it's up to them, not us, to think about solutions that both work and do not infringe the rights of others or move aside for those that can.

However, if some people are willing to accept being tracked and profiled, why, let them opt in. What these small publishers are scared of is that nobody will, so perhaps this tells you just how popular this idea of throwing privacy to the wind really is. If that doesn't, the lengths some people go to to release themselves from all this snooping should be a massive clue.

I forget the last time, if ever, I looked at a newspaper or magazine, even a free one, and some prick popped up, took my photo, handed me a form to fill in and tattooed my arse with a unique ID while I wasn't looking. The result would probably be a very real-time smack in the mouth for whoever tried. I'm also struggling to remember a time I made a purchase on the strength of an advert that I didn't go looking for specifically based on other criteria. In fact, I usually have a harder time finding what I want to purchase *because* of the relentless advertising.

The whole thing is a sham. It's poorly thought out and people are trying to make it work against all odds using guilt trips. Sorry, but I don't feel the least bit guilty.

Chronos
FAIL

Re: Fail

No. As Alex says, the default should be safety and privacy. There has been ample opportunity to do this in a self-regulatory manner and it has been repeatedly missed. Even things we should be able to trust such as Firefox has added things like SafeBrowsing and GeoLocation which leaks PII like a sieve. Enough is enough. Either respect users' privacy or laws like this will be needed. It's as simple as that.

Online anonymity fueled 'Web War' on Estonia

Chronos
Coat

OT, but...

...am I the only one who read the title as "Web War on Elbonia"?

All CO2-spewing kit now in existence is OK for the planet

Chronos
Joke

Re: really...

The dihydrogen monoxide is quite a potent greenhouse gas, too.

Koran-burning 'pastor' loses website

Chronos
Coat

@ I didn't do IT.

Bah, rats! I didn't notice that little bit of idiocy. Sincere and plentiful apologies to the OP.

Getting my coat right now.

Chronos

Re: Why are the media feeding this troll?

I respectfully disagree, Sarah. A troll, if taken from the original etymology of trolling from angling before the AOLers got hold of it, is an action deliberately taken to get a bite or two. I think that describes quite nicely what this foolish "pastor" is doing. Both the media and Islam have bitten when ignoring the halfwit and his bait would have denied him his 15 minutes of fame.

Chronos
FAIL

Re: Hmm, isn't Judaism the precursor to Christianity?

That would be the Torah, not the Koran. The Torah or Pentateuch refers to what Christians would call the first five books of the Old Testament. The Qur'an or Koran postdates the New Testament by several centuries.

Chronos
Flame

Interesting point

I heard someone political (completely forgettable so I can't remember who) saying that although this is a minor disturbance in the grand scheme of things, this little troll of one particular set of god botherers will never go away due to the persistent nature of the web.

So they've just discovered this little foible of the web? Then WHY in the name of ANY deity do the politicians and big business alike advocate we forget all about privacy when it comes to the Internet? They obviously recognize the drawbacks.

Ofcom gives 3G upgrade thumbs-up

Chronos
Coat

Re: bugger it were all F$$Ked then

"anyone seen what RF bursts can do to the bees yet?"

No. Are they resonant at 2100MHz? If so, they're doing better than the iPhone 4...

New 'iPhoD' can 'adjust the speed of light by turning a knob'

Chronos
Jobs Horns

Re: iPhod

Nah, patent. Even Apple wouldn't dare go up against the Mad Military in a court of lore[1]. They'll not hesitate to try to patent and/or claim other people's ideas, though.

"We invented the GUI! Windows copied us!"

So X/PARC and Digital Research were just sitting there playing with themselves, were they? Yeah right, Steve. NURSE!

[1] No, that wasn't a typo. Think about it.

Chronos
Joke

iPhoD?

Cue Apple patent in 3... 2... 1...

Gordon Brown joins World Wide Web Foundation

Chronos
FAIL

Meh...

"I support Web Foundation’s mission to promote the advancement of the web, as well as access to it, especially in Africa where the web can act as a catalyst for economic growth.”

He's had one of those "Dear freind, how are you?" type e-mails promising him zillions in unclaimed government funds. Can't you tell?

Dear Gordy,

until they bloody well pack it in, we want as few Africans, particularly Nigerians, on the 'net as possible, capice?

Sincerely,

World+Dog.

SCO gets sale approval

Chronos
Flame

Die SCO, die!

It's German ;o)

Seriously, Novell still own Unix, code "copied" hangs on errno.h (#define ENOCASE 133 /* Pathetic posturing, no case to answer */) and Darl's an idiot. How much longer are we going to have to put up with these morons?

Apple files chip block stack patent

Chronos
FAIL

America...

Patenting the non-patentable. For those in Blighty who think this doesn't matter, wait until ACTA arrives.

BT ad banned for 'misleading' customers over broadband speeds

Chronos
FAIL

Re: yep, it's horseshite

"maybe the daily mail needs to run a piece about this 'up to' garbage"

..which will then only be read by Daily Mail readers. You see the problem with your idea?

"'heres your new car sir, it does up to 120 mph and up to 50mpg'"

Good analogy! The national speed limit is 70MPH and your fuel economy depends on you not driving like a prat. These are givens, as are variable bit rates over distance to people who understand DSL technology.

The Wrath of Jobs' latest victim: Motorola

Chronos
Joke

Re:My HTC must be broken

No, your *Universe* is broken. E-mail God, CC Hawking...

Chronos
FAIL

DBHoS

Works on so many levels. Just how efficient are these things? No gain over the theoretical isotropic radiator (dBi) would be my guess, much less the usual +2.3dB halfwave dipole reference (dBd)

I'm also sick of hearing about "shortable." Even with a coat of something insulating, hand capacitance would do the job at these frequencies. A lot of people (including his Steveness) have it in their empty heads that covering it up with a rubber band or varnish is enough. It isn't. Your hand is still going to be in the near field, meatbag.

Add that to the fact the RSSI (received signal strength indicator) calibration between phones differs wildly and we have a pool of bovine excrement that could drown an elephant, which is simply indicative of a much wider problem within the industry in general: Form over function.

Not that the RF performance of most modern phones is anything to write home about. Epitome of antenna design on a mobile? Ericsson T28 (R320 and R520 don't count; they were more or less rigid T28s), without question. That thing's ERP was proved to be head and shoulders above anything else available at the time.

Phones with internal antennas are always going to be a compromise. Putting said antenna on the outside of the case in an area where people will be holding the phone (moving the near field even closer to the salty meatbag to the point that the user becomes part of the antenna system)? A step further into the realms of madness, which is why Apple are being singled out.

Oh, and for the amateurs amongst us: Q-Tek Penetrator, anyone?

Apple's iPhone 4 denial: insulting or ignorant?

Chronos
Jobs Halo

Waves hand

These are not the faults you're looking for.

That halo, it's actually an antenna. It's just so lossy it glows...

Jobs tells iPhone users to get a grip

Chronos
Boffin

Re: Easy design mod/solution

At those frequencies, fingertip area is going to be enough to capacitively couple your mitts to the aerial, even with a thin lacquer "dielectric."

BCS trustee threatens rebels with libel action

Chronos
FAIL

I left...

...because of all the paradigms, synergies and leveraging. In all the years I was a member, I can count on one hand (even after the accident with the tape safe door) the number of interesting technical aspects of membership but I'd need to be a conjoined twin from Norfolk if I wanted to tot up the touchy-feely, team-building, self-improvement blurb. Don't we all get enough of that crap taking up valuable time at work?

Googlegate: Mapping a scandal of global proportions

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Thumb Up

WTA 2006

...section 48, to be precise.

Well done Alex for being the first person anyone is likely to take notice of to realise this.

Advertisers set iPad pester-standards

Chronos
Jobs Horns

adblock for iPad anyone?

I'd love to see you get that approved for the App Store...

Microsoft morris dancers upset Soho with Hotmail relaunch

Chronos
Coat

Where are the Vikings?

"Spam, spam, wonderful spam!"

Google open codec 'not open,' says OSI man

Chronos
FAIL

No!

What you've quoted there is the Free Software definition. Open source and Free Software are two very different things. Despite what Phipps says, open source is not dependent on the OSI. It's whatever code access conditions the copyright holder wants to set and that's what burns RMS' backside more than anything, because he can't dictate that the code /remains/ open. If you get open access to the source code, it's open source.

DRAM makers fined €331m for euro cartel

Chronos
Flame

Re: How do i get my money back?

Not only don't you get it back, you also have the privilege of paying a bit of the fine when you next buy memory. Isn't that just great? The EU really are looking after consumers.

I really do love this idea of fining large corporations huge sums of money to "protect the consumer." It's glaringly obvious that they'll just treat it as OpEx and then pass the hit on to us.

Obviously the alternative is to block sales for a while, but that also screws the EU's revenue stream by not getting the fine and losing out on taxes. I think I begin to see the motivation...