* Posts by Flocke Kroes

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Intel redesigns flawed Atom CPUs to stave off premature chip death

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Re: Intel Pi

Not going to happen any time soon.

Intel got to the top the same way every CPU maker before them: build something cheap, sell huge numbers to divide the design costs of version N+1 down to insignificant. Their challenge for the past decade has been to stop cheap ARM CPUs doing the same thing to them. Intel have the most expensive manufacturing process in the world. ARMs get built with a manufacturing process that is one or two generations old and still give excellent performance per watt. When Intel make small CPUs it reduces their output of high margin big CPUs. If Intel design too small, people will buy cheaper ARMs instead. If they design too big, people will buy Atoms instead of Core. The Intel solution is a compromise with extra hurdles to buy and use Atoms.

The only reason Intel would make something like a Pi is if they lost effective monopoly pricing on Core and Xeons. That will happen when you can slot your phone into the shell of a laptop (keyboard+trackpad+display but no CPU). The desktop equivalent would to to plug your phone into the USB C video/charge port on you TV which presents a bluetooth keyboard and mouse as USB devices to your phone. Add an ARM alternative to Xeon and Intel's high end margins would be cut to the point where making cheap CPUs does no additional damage to their revenue.

Swamp-draining Trump pushes ex-AT&T lobbyist to oversee AT&T mega-merger

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Re: Orange-faced, tiny-handed, self-serving...

Having an orange face does not mean someone will make a bad president. Having small hands does not mean someone will make a bad president. Unfortunately, being self-serving is a requirement for being elected, with bonus points for acting like a fuckwitted moron.

I must admit that when I see 'Big John' on the left, I lower my expectations, switch from reading to skimming and hover the pointer over the down vote button. This time, his comments were short, to the point and I agreed with them 100%. Please try to read what is actually written, not just who writes it, otherwise there will be violent liberal mobs handing out summary beatings. Please try to listen. Consider the possibility that someone you dislike might actually get something right once per decade and that politely explaining why you believe they are mistaken stands a better chance of changing minds than a verbal clue bat.

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Re: Moving goalposts

IIRC, Donald never threatened a tax on exports to Mexico - that would simply cause Mexicans to import from elsewhere and cause unemployment in the US. The plan was an import tax, sometimes just on goods from Mexico, and sometimes a generic import tax. Prices in the US would have gone up to cover the tax, so Americans would be paying for the wall even if Donald got is tax through congress.

A 30% import tax on some item can cause a few local manufacturing jobs. It causes local manufacture of that item to be 29% less cost effective than the rest of the world, so no export market, reduced economies of scale and every other business that uses that item gets extra costs compared to foreign competitors. As a bonus, the boarder patrol get a pile free stuff from smugglers in return for not spotting the holes in the wall big enough to drive trucks through.

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Re: Colour me surprised!

Donald 'caved' before he was elected. He named several of his appointees as a part of his manifesto, They were all people with the most to gain from regulatory capture. I assumed that was how he got Robert Mercer's support. The only surprise was exactly what Donald wanted to keep out of the news with his recent vague comment about sending people to Mars in his first term. Now we know.

Amazon may be using disk drives with hot-swappable components

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Every possible tiny variation is patentable

Jaz: disk in cartridge, motor, heads and controller in drive. REV: disk and motor in cartridge, heads and controller in drive. Pre-USB floppies: No intelligence in drive at all, just transistors to amplify control signals enough to drive stepper motors. The disk controller chip (on an add-in card, on the mother board or integrated into the chipset) had just enough brains to match the sector/track fields in the sector header. Everything else was handled by the CPU. Early hard disks connected in a similar way to floppies, with the controller (which could handle multiple drives) separate from the mechanism.

Drives gained intelligence because intelligence became cheaper, the market size increased giving economies of scale, and the reduced latency (between mechanism and controller) made a big difference to performance. For a while, it was often practical to swap the controller cards on a pair of similar drives. This became more difficult because the modern interconnect is more difficult to swap and drives are cheaper than the time required to fix them.

Where to place the divisions between media, mechanics, electronics and intelligence have always been selected by the market forces, not because only a single person on the entire planet had enough brains to spot that a component had become cheap enough to bundle with the medium. The market is going through another big shift: consumers are switching from mechanical to solid state and data centres are becoming the major/only customer that needs the huge capacity of modern drives.

It is about the right time to change which bit goes where again. Patent offices all over the world are calling this an invention worthy of protection - without any details of a standard interconnect or how to implement the standard. Patents were supposed to be about rewarding publishing research so that everyone else did not have to repeat the research. In real life, patents are a way to punish people who do research because a patent holder who contributed nothing can demand royalties from the people who do the actual work.

Microsoft and Rambus will get schwifty in quantum-cum-cryogenic computation collab

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Re: Why WHY WHYYYY..

Before RDRAM, memory manufacturers had come up with several different replacements for SDRAM. Intel decided to make their CPUs compatible with none of them. The message was clear: you spend money on R&D and Intel will ensure it is money down the drain. The unique selling point of RDRAM was the patents. In return for creating a market for RDRAM, Intel could use the patented interface to connect their CPU to the north bridge chip. Everyone else making north bridge chips could be bled dry with patent royalties by Intel while Rambus trolled the memory manufacturers.

For some reason, memory manufacturers did not immediately leap under the bus. RDRAM did not arrive in quantity until months after Intel paid $1B to Micron. Even then the speed was terrible because RDRAM was difficult to manufacture and the latency was appalling because RDRAM was defective by design. For an added bonus Intel CPUs could only operate RDRAM at a few different speeds which did not match the speeds that could be manufactured in quantity, so the CPU had to select the next speed down - which turned out to be a big step down to the lowest available setting.

All this was abundantly clear in advance to the techies that lived through it. Some PHBs got burned by the memory translation hub fiasco, but I am not convinced that many of them understood exactly what was defective or why Intel had been so determined to create a spectacularly bigger cock-up than the FDIV bug.

The obvious answer to 'why WHY WHYYYY..' is that Rambus have tremendous expertise in selling bullshit to PHBs, and the PHBs at Microsoft do not understand just how badly Intel got crippled and burned (although - to be fair - AMD were able to let that huge opportunity painfully drag itself past them).

Get your popcorn, sit back and get ready for a giggle. A mosquito has got into bed with a leach. I would like to think that Rambus can deliver an even bigger train wreck than RDRAM, but I doubt Microsoft will commit themselves to filling a black hole with cash quite as enthusiastically as Intel did.

US military makes first drop of Mother-of-All-Bombs on Daesh-bags

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Unique selling point

You drop this on someone, it is going to be headline news for days. It will distract the electorate from what ever cock up you made no matter how huge. If your cock up is so great that a few days will not cover it, just drop another one! In your next press release you can say "America makes the best bombs in the world!"

Isn't that worth a few measly hundred million?

Boss swore by 'For Dummies' book about an OS his org didn't run

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Re: dummies

Do it yourself crash testing for dummies.

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Re: But the real issue is

Ok Google, what's in an Easter egg?

Windows 10 Creators Update general rollout begins with a privacy dialogue

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"When do we get a non USA operating system bumping off windows ?"

You get a non-USA operating system when you install Linux. As for bumping off Windows, Microsoft are trying really hard. Despite their best efforts users are putting up with slurpware. The exact death date for Windows will be a matter of opinion as governments will keep it on life support long after it is brain dead.

Mark Shuttleworth says some free software folk are 'deeply anti-social' and 'love to hate'

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Re: Marco van de Voort

I did not say everyone should create their own distribution. I made a toy distribution years ago. I learned a great deal from doing so, but it was a huge time sink. I am sure there are dozens of people on the planet who would benefit from taking the time to create a distribution, but it is not a course of action I would inflict on any but the most hopelessly clueless commentard. There really are hundreds of distributions, and unless you have a really strange requirement, half a dozen of them will almost certainly be a far better choice than spending the time required to create your own.

"Making demands from upstream". I had to wait a while before I was calm enough to respond to this without a foul mouthed screaming rant whilst brandishing an iron plated clue bat. You are not entitled to demand anything ever. You can politely offer you opinion on which way you think a project should go. You can politely tell others why you think one distro is a better choice than another. You can offer money to people capable of creating a change in your preferred direction. You can download the source code, fork it and prove to the world that your way is better (or - as I have discovered - there is often a damn good reason not to try to do it that way).

All the people screaming and swearing and demanding the removal of systemd achieved bugger all. The Devuan maintainers sat down in their comfy chairs and got on with something constructive (They are close to getting into the top 100 on distro watch). By all means follow their example and create Vortux, or use one of the Ubuntu derivatives that does not use MIR.

"Ubuntu is too big for any package or application maintainer to not support." Round objects. Canonical is quite capable of creating packages for any application they want. Application maintainers have enough on their plate without doing anything non-trivial to handle specific needs of any individual distribution.

A very brief search showed that distribution makers were not particularly bothered by Canonical creating MIR. They were peeved by Canonical making statements about competitors to MIR that were not particularly true.

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Does the other way round fit?

How about a thicko with an big inferiority complex saying "I know, but I won't tell you" when he hasn't got a clue and is trying to hide it. Just tell the emperor he has no clothes and enjoy the spectacular tantrum as he screams "of course I have clothes, but you are too stupid to see them".

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Re: summary: People resist when somebody else set the agenda without consulting them

There are places where that would be antisocial, but this is free software. If you do not like the direction Mr Shuttleworth is taking his project built with his time any money, use something else. In the free software world, there are always at least dozen elses. For distros, it is far to easy to find 100 elses.

Ex-IBMer sues Google for $10bn – after his web ad for 'divine honey cancer cure' was pulled

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"I read it in a book"

Has anyone tried asking if all books are infallible sources of wisdom?

I prefer "the test of truth is an experiment". Shajar Abid is welcome to eat radium until he gets cancer then cure himself with his magic honey.

Democrats draft laws in futile attempt to protect US internet privacy

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Re: Americans preparing to repeat history

This time people are making sure the repetition happens ASAP.

Put down your coffee and admire the sheer amount of data Windows 10 Creators Update will slurp from your PC

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I am certain Microsoft have a reasonable understanding of how you feel

The obvious way for Microsoft to deal with your dissatisfaction with their newer operating systems is to back port full telemetry to their earlier offerings.

As Trump signs away Americans' digital privacy, it's time to bring out the BS detector

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Re: We'll follow as usual

If only there were a presidential candidate who promised to 'drain the swamp' ...

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@joed

My ISP used to provide a web server accessible via ssh, but then cancelled it without warning and outsourced it to a company that only provided sftp. What they did not say was free for one year only, so a year later the site became unmodifiable and still causes trouble when people find it instead of the replacement.

My ISP used to provide email with the option to run my own email server. Then they <sarcasm>upgraded</sarcastm> to Microsoft exchange, so I lost push email, and adding an account required spending ten minutes interacting with a web interface instead of just typing two words of CLI. Later, email disappeared without warning, with the option of paying per account. (I name accounts after the company I am corresponding with and delete the account if I get spam from it.)

So far I have stayed with this ISP because they have demonstrated competence as a bit pusher. I fully expect that in future they will use deep packet inspection to find out how I access my web server and how I send and receive email so they can block it and make their defective overpriced spying services compulsory. That will be the day I dump them and hope there is still a bit pushing service available.

D'oh! Amber Rudd meant 'understand hashing', not 'hashtags'

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Last time this came up

Joe Biden proposed a law mandating back doors in all encrypted communication. He also plagiarised Neil Kinnock's speeches. The result was steganography software which created output that resembled a Neil Kinnock speech.

Head of US military kit-testing slams F-35, says it's scarcely fit to fly

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Re: Will any Minister be sacked for this?

QE? Do you really mean quantitive easing, or the second big 'bail out the banks by printing loads of money' known as QE2?

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Draft Trump speech found on wikileaks

We support jobs. It's about jobs, also. The F35 program has created a huge number of jobs for Americans. I do not care if it cannot land twice. That is not important. First we want to fix our highways. We're going to fix our highways. We fix the pot holes in our highways, the F35 will not have to take off. We are going to spend another $329billion on the flirtyfive, and we are going to make the Mexicans pay for it.

Kremlin-linked hacker crew's tactics exposed

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@tom dial

Until today, I had not read the section on the Ukraine in the Democrat and the Republican platforms. Both are really waffly with vague commitments. I think they are both too fuzzy to call one stronger than the other. The Republicans did weaken their platform concerning the Ukraine. I looked for evidence of something similar from the Democrats. All I found was criticism of Obama's stance from Republicans.

Do you have something that shows the Democrats changed their tune at least as much as the Republicans did?

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Re: Check is in the mail, SecureWorks

Please explain why the Trump campaign changed the Republican manifesto to support Russia against the Ukraine. Why did Don's campaign manager contribute his valuable time for free?

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Old news

Russians caught faking evidence before Trump elected.

How hard will it be to measure Planet Nine?

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Re: Hmmm

Call all you want. They will not answer. The cowards are hiding.

SpaceX wows world with a ho-hum launch of a reused rocket, landing it on a tiny boring barge

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Re: ULA

ULA's plan is to recover only the engines, so the other bit to go wrong is the explosives to separate the engines from the fuel tank. ULA are a bunch of rocket scientists so they have the technical skills for mid-air retrieval. They would need an astronomical budget. As they have a proven record of getting billions from the US government, I would not scribble 'impossible' on their plan. I would go with 'ambitious with a clear smell of desperate', 'expensive' and 'will get delayed at least five years'.

How to leak data from an air-gapped PC – using, er, a humble scanner

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Re: Oh right,

For me, the giveaway was transmitting their command in 3.2 seconds. Including start and stop bits they would barely get two bytes per second. "d x.pdf\n" would require at least 4 seconds even without authentication and error correction.

Samsung plans Galaxy Note 7 fire sale

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You are overestimating PHBs

Finding the relevant PDF is well beyond the ability of a PHB. If a techy left one visible on his computer or left hard copy lying around the PHB would not even try to read it. The more likely scenario is a PHB got hold of a sample battery and enclosure, measured them with a ruler and decided that they ought to fit together.

UK digital minister Matt Hancock praises 'crucial role' of encryption

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Other possibilities

Theresa May lacks the skill to recognise competence.

Theresa May does have the skill to recognise competence, so she picked Amber Rudd instead.

Spotted: Bizarre SpaceX rocket-snatching machine that looks like it belongs on Robot Wars

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This has been discussed elsewhere

In summary, fleshies cower miles away and race in as fast as they can after the landing. This can still take hours. During that time the motion of the drone ship causes the rocket to walk across the deck. On a bad day the rocket could walk into the sea before anyone can stop it. Luckily, where humans fear to tread, a robot is ready to rush in and prevent its friend from committing suicide.

Microsoft loves Linux so much, its OneDrive web app runs like a dog on Windows OS rivals

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You mean the NT kernel wasn't written in Brainfuck?

I thought that was their excuse.

That 'Trump lawyers threaten teen over kitten website' yarn is Fakey Fakey McFake Fakeface

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Re: Really ..

"I really just want people to be aware that this is a president who's clearly more concerned about what people think of him than doing things of substance,"

I think people who made even a small effort to investigate Donald are relieved that he is more concerned about what people think of him than doing things of substance. Douglas Adams caught on years before the rest of us.

The USA sank so low precisely the same way the UK did.

FYI anyone who codes outside work: GitHub has a contract to stop bosses snatching it all

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Re: Interesting, but..

I have been given "we own everything you ever think of" papers in the UK before. The task of getting the it signed was offloaded to a minion, presumably because the boss was afraid of hearing my thoughts on the matter. I read the document on company time. By the time I finished, the minion wandered off. I put the document in the round filing cabinet under my desk and no-one ever mentioned it again.

Could be worse. I have been offered "A legal dispute is grounds to withhold payment" together with "Withholding payment is grounds for a legal dispute".

Large Hadron Collider turns up five new particles

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Re: Puzzled, as usual

Please take a look at the pretty Feynman diagram. On the left you can see an electron and a positron getting closer together, annihilating each other and the energy being conserved as a photon, then the photon decaying into a quark/anti-quark pair. From another point of view, an electron is happily moving forwards through time when it hits a photon, and bounces backwards through time. From our point of view, an electron going backwards through time is an anti-electron (aka positron). The same sort of thing is also on the right of the diagram: an anti-quark happily moving backwards through time bounces off a photon and ends up going forwards through time where we detect it as a quark.

Really going back in time??? I have no idea, but the pretty pictures help remind physicists that single quarks (and leptons) do not just appear out of nowhere alone. Any time you get a quark you also get an anti-quark.

If you have been paying attention, you may have noticed that the entire galaxy is made out of electrons and up and down quarks. Where are all the positrons and anti-quarks that must have come out of nowhere with them? Physicists have been looking for ages. They are not behind the cushions on the sofa. Have they been stolen? I blame the budget cuts.

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Re: Er, "new" particle?

If I go with you analogy, you set up a huge grid of milk bottles then send two fully loaded car transporters zooming towards each other. Afterwards you have a record of which milk bottles broke. Some of the broken bottles form lines radiating from the impact site, but some of the lines meet at points far from the impact point. Clearly some cars joined together, flew over the bottles, landed, broke apart and started breaking bottles.

The half life of these new particles is really short, but the are going really fast - fast enough for lots of time dilation from special relativity. The new particles can go a measurable distance before they decay into things the detectors can record. 'Particles' is a rather inclusive word. There is a smallish number of fundamental particles, and a huge number of composite particles made up of several fundamental particles. The new five are all made of the same fundamental particles, but the component parts are moving faster in some than in others.

Quantum mechanics limits the speeds to a sequence of values: our cluster of joined cars can spin around once, twice or three times per second. They cannot spin at 1.414213562 times per second. This is usually considered enough of an excuse to call them different particles rather than one type of composite particle with a range of possible internal energy states.

WWE star's swiped sex snaps survey spam snares selfie sickos

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Darwin didn't fix this in mokeys

Experiment shows monkeys will pay for monkey porn. (To be fair, looking at monkey porn did not cause their bank accounts to be emptied. Clearly a follow up experiment is needed.)

'Sorry, I've forgotten my decryption password' is contempt of court, pal – US appeal judges

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In Terzian's alternate universe ...

... a subpoena for a specific piece of information about one customer of a company can only be handled by handing over the company's entire collection of data to the police and hoping that it eventually comes back unmodified.

Gov.UK pulls plug on its YouTube ads amid extremism concerns

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What uncomfortable truth?

We have some words from a politician determined to portray himself as either clueless or malicious. A politician's job involves making unfounded allegations, finding no problem then taking the credit for fixing it. People who were not born yesterday will remember FAST telling us that pirate DVDs fund terrorism. They had a duty to turn over evidence of terrorist funding to the police, but they provided absolutely nothing. In real life, DVD pirates had paper thin margins because they had a piracy problem. If there is real evidence of Google funding terrorism, send it to the police so it can be dealt with.

Part of my pension fund is invested in Google. The same is probably true of millions of others in the UK. I think Google should concentrate on paying cash out in shareholder profits. Part of doing that is rewarding youtube contributors - which they do - so they will create more cat videos and provide hours of entertainment for hundreds of millions of people.

I can see why the government would want to put a stop to that.

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When mud is in the air, I like to look at who threw it

Labour MP Chuka Umunna quoted the operating profit for the whole of Google and compared it to the reward for 1000 views on youtube. I tried to find figures for youtube's gross income, expenses and payouts to contributors. I could not find anything definitive. Sensible guesses are about 50% of revenue goes back to contributors and 25% for infrastructure. Take your pick:

Chuka Umunna did some proper research and selected the figures that sounded worst.

Chuka Umunna is so clueless he did not even notice he was comparing air craft carriers to oranges.

SpaceX yoinks $96m GPS launch deal from under ULA's nose

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Re: Does the extra hardware weigh a lot less than the extra fuel for Falcon 9?

Probably.

The rocket equation is really horrible. The basic idea is fuel+oxidiser go down, payload goes up. At the start, most of the power is used to accelerate the remaining fuel+oxidiser in the wrong direction. As the rocket goes up, things get worse - more an more power has to go into dealing with the fuel+oxidizer going very fast the wrong way. Near the end of the burn, you are lifting a big empty fuel tank. Recovering a Falcon 9 first stage requires an extra 30% fuel+oxidiser. The reason SpaceX is pays for the extra fuel (and reduced payload) is that it costs 1% of the launch fee and recovers a stage 1 that costs 25% of the launch fee.

ULA's initial concept did not include recovering the engines. In order to look remotely credible they had to bolt some kind of engine recovery onto their partially developed design. Some bombs to blow away the fuel tank, an inflatable heat shield and a parachutes should be much lighter than the SpaceX solution. Explosive bolts have been around for decades, so the separation should be as easy as rocket science. The inflatable heat shield is an old idea with one successful 3m diameter test (the shield on the video looked about 25m across). Catching tiny payloads with a helicopter sometimes used to work, and a pair of rocket engines are easily small enough to be carried around by a big modern helicopter (How much do helicopters and drone ships cost?).

ULA's plan is not bat shit crazy. It does have plenty of R&D cost and enough development to keep ULA out of the cost competitive launch business until well after the first reusable Falcon 9s get retired.

[SpaceX should be launching Echostar 23 about now. No landing this time.]

Scott McNealy: Your data is safer with marketers than governments

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Why business will not be required to keep customer data secret

Has someone anonymously posted a comment on the net that is not whole hearted praise for your work? Did they imply you did something illegal? No need to spend time and effort working out who they are. Just put the URL and a small quote from the offending comment in out web site: http://duopoly.net/customer-data/, fill in your credit card number and we will send you the name, address and bank details of the offensive toe rag.

Why not sign up for our automated service? Any mention of your name in a negative context will trigger an automated alert to the NSA, DHS, or ATF. Put the video of the resultant swatting on youtube for an immediate chilling effect. At duoploy.net we have the data to keep voters in their place. Let's change the law so we can put this data to good use.

'Password rules are bullsh*t!' Stackoverflow Jeff's rage overflows

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Re: It only makes it easier to crack...

I thought all L337 |-|4><0r$ used p455\^/0Rd-0|\|3

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User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work

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The last time I used MS Word ...

... the layout changed depending on the selected printer driver.

For the last decade or so I have been using reportlab. Bye bye WYS is POM dependent.

Look! Up in the sky! Is it a drone? Is it a car? It's both, crossed with Uber

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Found an example to scale from

Here is a one man electric helicopter. That baseline has a pair of 4.74m diameter counter rotating rotors, 75kg of pilot, about 40kg of batteries and 10 minutes of endurance. If we glue four of these together, we have enough lift for a second (quadruple weight) battery to double the endurance and 65kg left over for a passenger. Our vehicle is 9.5m wide. A popular "standard" two lane main road width is 7.5m with 1.8m pavements, so this contraption requires both lanes and half the pavement on each side.

Upgrading the batteries to something futuristic allows bigger passengers with shopping or more endurance. The rotor size can be reduced but you then need bigger motors, bigger batteries and a bunch of lawyers to deal with complaints from recently deaf neighbours. (The sonic boom from the rotors will also smash the counter rotating rotors.)

Your Amazon order is confirmed: Eutelsat via Blue Origin. Estimated delivery date: 2022

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Cannot find it

Amazon does sell rockets, just not really big ones. If you want to get into the launch business Register style, Amazon does sell a handy kit. The humour department clearly had the day off because I could not find a sticker on their transporter/erector.

Scammers hired hundreds of 'staff' to defraud TalkTalk customers

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Re: ???

From the decription in the article I would have gone with "used social engineering to install a RAT". It looks like part of the story came via the BBC where I bet they "used technobabble because they do not know any better".

Shopping for PCs? Ding, dong, the Dock is dead in 2017's new models

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Only one of their selected features caused any interest

"more economical": does this mean cheaper or pay an extra £300 to save £50 of electricity?

For me, thinner means more fragile, higher cost and extra status symbol bragging points for twits (can the screen be used as a mirror without using the camera?). If they had said the power brick was a USB hub with Ethernet and HDMI ports then that would have caused a sarcastic "well that only took 3 years". A feature that I look forward to would be to make the finger print scanner removable and a pre-paid envelope to send it straight for recycling.

I just checked memory usage: 2GB installed, over half has no better use than as a cache for the SSD. I suspect that as usual I am not their target market.

Stop the press: Journos not happy losing jobs to journo bots, say journos

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Fact checking

Do these bots email the subject of an article and ask for comment? Does Apple have a bot to that ignores any email from The Register?

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Re: Why rely on mere humans to read the output...

Already happened.

Pence v Clinton: Both used private email for work, one hacked, one accused of hypocrisy

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