* Posts by Flocke Kroes

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Intel hands over nearly 5,000 patents in deal with IP management outfit

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Next week's news:

Intel: "Normally we would cross-license for free using our extensive patent portfolio but this plaintive says they won't settle for anything less than double what they are paying Tahoe Trolls Ltd."

Epson says ink pad saturation behind 'end of service life' warning on inkjet printers

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Re: Been a thing for at least 4 years

Wasn't a problem over a decade ago. My ancient Epson printer is fine - on cheap third party ink cartridges.

Epson tech has clearly "advanced" since I last bought a printer.

Virgin Orbit trims losses, eyes two final launches for the year

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Re: Why

Why they do not set up in the UK: The three biggest launch customers in the world are Starlink, the US Military and NASA. Starlink requires a lower cost/ton to orbit than VO can achieve and the next two will only launch with a US provider. Small launch has a massive problem with too many providers chasing too few launches. Throwing away the two biggest opportunities would guarantee VO a place among the long list of failed small launch companies.

Why they do not pay taxes: Because they are making a loss and they are not completely stupid.

It is almost as if VO is not the same company as VG or VA.

Nuclear power is the climate superhero too nervous to wear its cape

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Re: Waste

A key feature of a nuclear reactor is the large number of neutrons needed so some of them split uranium or thorium into smaller things plus heat and more neutrons. One of the weaknesses of long term nuclear waste is that it absorbs neutrons and becomes short term waste which decays into stable isotopes and heat.

If only there was some place near nuclear reactors that produce long term waste with a big supply of neutrons and the infrastructure to turn heat into electricity...

What, you have an idea? No! That would be silly! Greenies insist we have to bury long term waste for centuries instead.

Your AI-generated digital artwork may not be protected by US copyright

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Responsibility

I didn't distribute a bunch of copyright films by BitTorrent. An AI on my computer did it. Fine the AI, not me. I am too busy putting guns on my AI controlled drone.

Meta's AI internet chatbot demo quickly starts spewing fake news and racist remarks

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Re: Lexical Cloning

A lexical clone of the bible? Zeke can always be relied upon for mushroom induced mayhem. I recommend Ezekiel 23:20. Did you try asking about donkeys and horses?

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Re: What?!?

Just tried searches for George Bush and Ronald Reagan. The few results with the actual word president were either from or about their times in office. There were some "former president"s and several Presidential Libraries, institutes and foundations with their names in. For the most part they were just names without titles. On the other hand I often see President X for one particular election loser without the reasonably valid excuses I gave for W and Ronnie. It would be interesting to see if AIs think Obama and Bush are still presidents.

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Re: What?!?

Before artificial stupidity become practical you could get pretty much the same effect on a much smaller computer with Markov chains. That type of software was often called a travesty generator.

Correctly understanding US term limits will not help you. Instead you have to repeatedly bash you head against a wall until you have difficulty remembering that the first amendment only prevents the government from passing laws restricting certain types of speech. According to some, the president was re-elected in 2020 and is currently the rightful president for his second term in office. As there is a limit of two terms this will be forgotten in late 2023 faster than an extra £350M/year for the NHS.

Twitter unveils US midterm election integrity plans, upsets almost everyone

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Not everyone thinks the plan is bad

I am sure there are plenty that do and plenty of others who think the plan is tolerable but lack confidence that it will be implemented competently or evenhandedly.

Scientists unveil a physics-defying curved space robot

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They are claiming net angular momentum but they get it using friction between the rotating arm and the support. It is actually in their paper - near the end: search for 'polyurethane' and you will find it.

This is just a badly disguised, badly optimised slip stick motor surrounded by pseudo-scientific techno-babble.

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Re: A control experiment

They did do a 'control' experiment with straight vertical tracks and got no gross motion.

The key feature that makes this friction motor work is that the curved vertical track moves the masses closer and further from the centre. When the vertical masses are near the outside of their track (and horizontal masses are moving say clockwise) they apply less torque than when they are near the middle (and the horizontal masses are moving anticlockwise). Friction against the polyurethane block (described in the paper but I did not see it in the video) is sufficient to reduce the arm's clockwise reaction compared to its anticlockwise reaction to the horizontal masses.

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Re: But!

OK, I wasted time reading that PDF. The first two pages are a Gish gallop of physics mumbo-jumbo. I am amazed that the article here summarising is even remotely coherent. This is standard troll tactic of mashing together so much rubbish that no sane person would even bother to sift through it then claiming that anyone who utterly dismembers even a large part of it did not address the other nonsense that would have made it make sense.

If you want some fun: by the pictures of their apparatus the description includes "a low friction air bearing and air bushing". At the end of the paper you discover that friction is added back by a polyurethane block pressed against the shaft with an adjustable screw. The device operates by cyclicly varied friction against the support. If they wanted to remove friction they would have hung it by a long thread - and that would have kept it vertical for free without their kinematically adjustable base. They did a version a straight vertical track and got no gross motion because that did not vary the friction by varying the lever arm of the vertical masses.

I will quadruple down: blatant scam.

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Re: Weird setup

Back in the darkest corners of you-tube there was a much simpler setup that I cannot find any more. The outer layer is an opaque box to hide the mystical mechanism. Inside is a battery and an electric motor with an eccentric mass attached to its shaft. The mass and motor speed are selected so the magic space drive does not quite vibrate off the table but is sufficient that there is much less friction when the mass is moving back than forward. The magic space drive moves across the table and can be turned around to go back showing that the effect is not caused by a slight slope in the table. With a bit of practice a version can be made that will climb up a clear but gentle slope.

This new version works on the same principle but is sufficiently complicated that the perpetrators think they can get away with it without hiding the mechanism in a box.

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Re: Flat out wrong

The article just piles wrong upon wrong. Here are the examples I found most egregious:

the EmDrive uses microwaves in a vacuum chamber to theoretically create thrust

Early on there was a paper describing how EM Drive was supposed to work. There was a very obvious error in the mathematics: not accounting for the angle when microwaves reflected from an angled surface. The solution to this problem was to delete the paper and not give any explanation for how EM Drive was supposed to work. In theory EM Drive produces zero thrust. In practice any flaw in the experimental design shows up as a microscopic amount of thrust.

Tests performed at TU Dresden found that thrust reported in initial EmDrive experiments was due to the test unit's interaction with Earth's gravitational field

Wrong again. The link to the article on TheRegister actually gets it right:

They found that "magnetic interaction from twisted-pair cables and amplifiers with the Earth’s magnetic field can be a significant error source for EMDrives."

I just watched the video and it was an omnishambles. As soon as I saw the device I was expecting friction drive: friction is slightly higher when not moving than when there is motion. The usual trick is to accelerate an internal mass quickly enough to overcome static friction and slide a bit then to return the mass with a slower acceleration that does not overcome static friction. This setup is so awful that they barely needed that trick. The vertical shaft is not quite vertical. When switched off static friction is sufficient to keep it from rotating. When only the horizontal masses move their acceleration is sufficient to allow the device to rotate until the unbalanced mass is at the lowest point around the circle. It rotates far enough so we can see the far side of the arm which I suspect used hold a counter weight but was probably removed because the device moves more without it. If there were any 'curved space' magic here the device would be able to go all the way around. If there setup worked at all it should just vibrate without rotating when the vertical masses are stationary.

To "work" as intended the direction of motion should depend on the phase between the motions of the vertical and horizontal masses. By reversing the phase the motor can reverse direction to overcome some of the complaints normally levelled against fake reactionless drive demonstrations. The "magic" trick here is the vertical masses move on a curved track so they are nearer the bearing when at the ends of the track than when they are near the middle. They are only present to vary how imbalanced the setup is. When the vertical masses are in the middle friction in the bearing is greater than when the vertical masses are at the ends of there track. The horizontal masses then move the arm against low friction in one direction and against higher friction for the return trip.

I would like to say that as a fraudulent demonstration this one is utter crap but apparently they did manage to fool enough people to get reported here. Please, please tell me this is just click-bait and that no-one really fell for something so dumb.

Elon Musk sells Tesla shares worth $6.9b as Twitter lawsuit looms

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Re: he's trying to prevent an emergency sale of the stock

I thought Musk was selling because of certainty about the outcome of his Twitter deal. The agreement is publicly available at the SEC and so are the court filings so there is no inside knowledge. The "no plans to sell more TESLA stock" sound sufficiently weasel worded: he will sell more but no-one can prove he has a plan for when and how much.

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Re: Musk's sofa

The $1B is if the US government forbid the purchase or he somehow drags this out until the loans expire and his personal wealth drops below $44B - or put another way: no chance.

In theory Musk and Twitter could settle before the verdict. For the Twitter board that has to be approximately $44B minus legal fees not yet spent or they get sued by shareholders. For Musk it has to be under $44B minus (the actual value of Twitter plus commitments from other investors plus the difference between selling shares and getting a loan against shares). There is no overlap so a settlement is unlikely.

That just leaves the acquisition agreement which does not depend on 'bot numbers at all - hence Musk's increasingly desperate attempts to get Twitter to talk about 'bot numbers so there is something to argue about in the Delaware Court of Chancery.

Northrop Grumman to use Firefly Aerospace tech in its de-Russianized Antares

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Re: SpaceX

Think of NASA's options if a problem with Merlin engines prevents launches for a few months. Crew and cargo dragons become unavailable. If Cygnus also depended on Merlin the other operational cargo choices are a Russian Progress or a Chinese Tianzhou.

They could use a Starliner as an expensive cargo vehicle - if they can launch it. The last remaining Atlases are spoken for, Vulcan is not ready and the only other choice is Falcon 9.

A suspect NASA are only allowing Cygnus on Falcon as a temporary measure because there is nothing else available right now.

Burger King just sent spam receipts to customers

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Re: Why did Burger King send me this blank receipt whilst i was sleeping at 5am?

I do not spend any extra time monitoring many email addresses. Email is either delivered to the one maildir I actually monitor or it is rejected. The only real effort is some extra concentration when I reply to ensure I remember to fake the correct From address.

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Re: It's not marketing

Walking into a shop and putting a bar of chocolate in you pocket is not technically shoplifting until you leave without paying. (Do not try this. Do you really want to hope a magistrate will believe "I was just testing" when you are asking for bail?)

I would not feel comfortable leaving a shop without a physical "get out of jail free" card.

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Do you pay by credit card? Have you tried checking for unexpected payments?

Quantum systems maker D-Wave takes the SPAC route

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Re: what they are actually good for

Evidently $291M via a SPAC.

California accuses Tesla of false advertising over Autopilot

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Obvious Musk response

Demand that California DMV debates him on Twitter about the number of 'bots at Tesla.

Clean up orbit first, then we can think about space factories, says FCC

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Re: slowish orbit?

Two magic numbers for orbits are apogee and perigee (maximum and minimum altitudes). Given those numbers you can work out the only possible velocity at each altitude between the two. To get something to de-orbit quickly, you need a low perigee (lowest point in orbit). If you want something to go slowly at perigee the only way to achieve that is to reduce the apogee.

Give two objects the same apogee and perigee but start them at different points along the orbit then to a first approximation they will never collide. (In real life the orbits will diverge for many reasons like the Earth is not a perfect sphere and there might be a collision far in the future.)

Objects in orbit collide when their orbits are different. One could be in a circular orbit (apogee=perigee) and the other in an elliptical orbit that crosses it. Another way to get a collision that is easy to describe is two satellites in a circular orbit at the same altitude, but one is equatorial and the other is polar. For these examples and for the vast majority of others the velocity at impact will be huge - several kilometres per second.

Cleaning up space is really hard. Putting a vast number big things in orbit to catch a little debris is theoretically possible but would end most Earth based astronomy. By far the cheapest solution is to stop making a mess.

India’s latest rocket flies but payloads don't prosper

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Re: Verbing Nouns

I am not convinced there is an error. It sounds a little odd but going back to the source of the word does not make things any better.

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Re: Verbing Nouns

In English caveat has been nounified to mean a warning, but it is actually a verb. Third person active present subjunctive of cavere: "Let him/her/it beware" as in "caveat emptor" (buyer beware). Grey beards from posh schools would know it from the first person perfect active "cavi" (pronounced kay vee) meaning "I have looked out" or "the teacher is coming". The proper Latin here would probably be "cavit" (she warned) but only ex-public school kids now in their dotage would understand that.

FauxPilot: It's like GitHub Copilot but doesn't phone home to Microsoft

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Re: Flying pigs build ice rink in hell

I bet that a huge number of companies are working right now on how to displace programming with AI.

Yeah, and I bet some are working on EM drive, cold fusion and orbital steam rockets. Want to buy a bridge?

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Re: Fair use

Perhaps, but do you really want to discuss your use of rangeCheck with Oracle's lawyers?

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Re: Flying pigs build ice rink in hell

Natural language as used by humans combines vagueness with self contradiction. This makes it useless as a single source for programming computers. A big part of a programmer's job is to understand what the problem is so it is then possible to narrow the vagueness where is matters and strip out the defective half of self contradiction. (Unless you are on a cost plus contract, where vagueness is an opportunity to implement the wrong thing and charge extra for a change order.)

Programmers will not be replaced by AIs with no understanding of the problem converting natural language into code. Far more likely is that humans will learn to understand there own problems and be able to express them clearly and unambiguously. I am sure this will happen as soon as my flying car is powered by a portable fusion reactor.

Remember the humanoid Tesla robot? It's ready for September reveal, says Musk

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Creation exceeding its creator...

Can an Optimus robot run a Twitter account without being labelled a 'bot by Botometer?

Virgin Galactic delays commercial suborbital flights again

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Re: Science?

Vomit Comet gets you multiple 30 second drops for each ~$5000 ticket. 4 minutes of continuous microgravity may be more useful for testing some ISS/Orion life support kit than a Comet ride. Also "for science" might mean you can call your joy ride a business expense.

If you are near death then by all means enjoy a Comet ride if that is on your bucket list. If you can wait decades for Virgin Galactic to get through their existing customer list then Starship will offer far more for a similar cost to a Comet.

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Re: Shameless

Virgin is not a single company. It is many companies. SpaceX is doing really well and people want to buy in but cannot because SpaceX already has the maximum number of investors that a private company is allowed. Every time Virgin Orbit puts something in orbit Virgin Galactic (completely separate) issues and sells more shares and Branson cashes out a little more.

Other Virgin companies may or may not be overcharging their customers but they are not subsidising Virgin Galactic - which is quite capable of separating money from fools investors on their own.

AI-friendly patent law needed 'as a matter of national security', ex-USPTO boss says

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The plan

1) AIs to generate 100 patents per second.

2) AIs to 'read' and award 99 patents per second.

3) AIs to examine descriptions of profitable human inventions and decide which patents they infringe.

Anti-piracy messaging may just encourage more piracy

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Re: expect candid and honest analysis from El Reg's journalists

Years ago, there were weekly articles on this subject here with a much lower standard of journalism. It reached the point where I would check which articles were written by Andrew Orlowski before deciding which ones to read. The new streaming services are bringing this back.

It would be nice if The Register would put the author's name near the headlines. I would be fine if reporters used a (consistent) pseudonym for things that they consider less than their best work.

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Re: great majority of them are far from rich

If more people bought music from legitimate sources would poor session musicians be any less poor?

Data brokers amass profiles of pregnant women – and, of course, it's all up for sale

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Re: In my youth ....

Might I recommend professing your devotion to the invisible pink unicorn? Give you god seller some opportunities to prove the IPU does not exist then repeat the same words back the them, but substitute god/Jesus for IPU.

Bad news, older tech workers: Job advert language works against you

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News reports about de-ageing the workforce got followed by news reports of productivity issues. Clearly I need a posher job title and a huge pay rise to not see the connection.

SpaceX upgrades Starlink to reflect less light, can't launch without its Starship

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Re: Corporate Good Citizenship?

"waiting until until 2,700 of the shiny blobs are already orbiting the earth before publicly acknowledging the problem."

Actually the current fleet already have exceptional measures installed to reduce their impact on astronomy because SpaceX have been listening to astronomers since before the first operational launches. The orbits were lowered so they spend less time sunlit over the dark side of the planet. Dark paint was already used and this report shows they have found something 10x darker. The satellites already face the edges of the solar panels towards Earth during the brief times that it matters. A visor was added to keep the Earth facing parts in shadow until a better solution was found for version 2 satellites. At the request of astronomers, the state vectors for Starlink satellites have been published during the ascent and descent phases instead of just for the operational orbits that are normally available.

"who knows how many more after that?"

Anyone who has read the publicly accessible filings.

In every possible way your comment shows an outstanding level of ignorance on this subject.

Lapping the computer room in record time until the inevitable happens

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Re: The inevitable

Many years ago I saw a wonderful cartoon:

Enthusiastic father: "I got this amazing new camera! It does everything!"

Young daughter: "It doesn't bounce."

China's 7nm chip surprise reveals more than Beijing might like

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Re: Aha!

AMD sold off their FABs and hired whichever contract manufacturers could help them the most.

There were plenty of reasons for Intel's delays with 10nm. One of them was control shifted away from engineers and towards MBAs. Instead of having all the latest kit to play with the engineers had to be efficient: plan out exactly what the needed, buy that, learn how to use it, find they need something else then wait around (tweak their 14nm process) until it was delivered. Another reason was Intel chose to explore a different direction to get to 10nm than other manufacturers. In hindsight, that direction was a longer more difficult path than doing both and picking a winner after getting the required experience.

It's on: Twitter vs Elon Musk trial to start October 17

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Core issue of ???

Bot numbers, their definition and how the were measured would be a core issue of due diligence. They are certainly a core issue of Musk's tweets and court filings. What actually matters to the Delaware Chancery Court is a much narrower issue.

There were no legal requirements on Twitter on how to define or measure bot numbers for their SEC filings. They got to choose both. Musk has to prove that following Twitter's methods (whatever they were) did not lead to the numbers published in the SEC filing. Using a different method at a different time to find a number with a different definition then has to be followed by evidence that this method proves Twitter did not get the number they published as Twitter (loosely) defined it.

What is actually going one here is Musk needs time. He needs vast amounts of data and a huge team of data scientists working with a complex supercomputer AI. He needs to delay giving their findings until the last possible minute. He needs to make those finding huge and opaque so he can take time 'explaining' them in court. He will give Twitter's lawyers an unlimited amount of time to study his findings and counter them, then argue over every nitpicking detail. The idea is to get his loan and investor agreements to expire so he can claim that he cannot afford to buy Twitter.

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Yeah, and I want a pony. Musk only cares about his own free speech and has somehow worked out that buying Twitter does not protect him from charges of securities fraud when he tweets things like "funding secured".

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Re: I don’t have a dog in this fight

The Twitter board changed tack when Musk made them a ridiculously good offer. Failing to accept would have been a breach of fiduciary duty to their shareholders.

Sorry, you are not going to get anything substantial on 'bot numbers. They are simply not relevant to the deal. At an enormous stretch, Musk's lawyers could start by trying to prove statements about 'bots in Twitter's SEC filings were malicious lies (really high bar). Those filings were scrutinised before publication by a team of Twitter lawyers to ensure there is evidence for every word and that nothing is provably misleading. Finding a gross misconduct in that document would only be the first hurdle in a marathon steeple chase.

When it comes to 'bot numbers, Musk's Lawyers' response to Twitter's complaint is full of "Mr Musk believes ...". If you translate that to English you get "We have no evidence to support ..." It is almost as if Musk's lawyers think there is a difference in credibility between a statement in a Twitter SEC filing and one of Musk's tweets.

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Re: throwing the dice!

The usual nickname is the court of chicanery which may well be fair comment for person vs company. Company vs company is likely to be an objective application of contract law.

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Re: Musk claims he wanted to close the deal quickly, but couldn't

A normal person would accept that they are at the bottom of a deep hole and stop digging. Elon would call in The Boring Company.

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Musks co-conspirators and a bank have signed agreements. They are on the hook and presumably Musk could sick his lawyers on them if they do not pay up their share for a purchase. On the other hand, they may well get off without paying a cent if Musk accepts a settlement that does not include purchasing Twitter.

The reason Musk can be forced to make the purchase is the specific performance clause. [gigantic]If[/gigantic] Twitter had been mistaken about the 'bot numbers it would not matter as they are not a part of the purchase agreement and Musk waived due diligence.

Finally there are some words from Musk's lawyers that are very important here. I cannot find the exact quote, but it is pretty much standard boilerplate: Twitter is a home to invective and hyperbole. No reasonable person would consider Musk's Tweets as a reliable source of factual information.

The popularly believed method that Twitter uses to count bots comes from a Musk Tweet. Twitter's complaint deals with it in paragraphs 74 and 75. You should treat Musk's Tweets on bot numbers like "pedo guy" or "funding secured".

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A couple of fun options are to appoint a special master who would have the legal authority to do whatever Musk could, like sell his Telsa shares. (Tesla is incorporated in Delaware.)

It is almost as if Tweeting about buying Twitter to deal with the 'bots, waiving due diligence and signing a specific performance clause are not actually genius business moves.

I paid for it, that makes it mine. Doesn’t it? No – and it never did

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Re: only the lifetime of the product

No, it is the lifetime of new updates in the required format.

“When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

Why Intel killed its Optane memory business

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Re: Longer endurance

I get there by over-specifying capacity. Optane is stuck in the usual new tech catch 22: at its current volume it cannot compete on price with too much flash. As it cannot compete with too much flash it is stuck at low volume.

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Re: Sigh...

The high IOPS looks really good until you spot the Pi4's SDHC interface is limited to 50MB/s. Connect an SSD via USB3 and you will get 300MB/s - if you can keep the CPU cool. A Pi4 is plenty fast enough for emails and web browsing. For more demanding tasks you pay for that low price with memory and IO bandwidth constraints.

Battle of the retro Unix desktops: NsCDE versus CDE

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Re: Opening a window on the windows

Some people do have a very different work flow: mostly I use keyboard shortcuts to switch between virtual desktops. Desktops are most often a full screen browser or four terminals. As all of these default to the right size and are automatically placed to not overlap I almost never move or resize windows.

I suspect most people only use a fraction of what their environment provides but there may well be plenty of strange people who do not use the most popular subset and would be upset if their favourite features went missing.