* Posts by Chris G

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Astroboffins spot hefty pair swinging together. What? Um, we're talking about record-breaking massive binary stars...

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Why binary?

It seems likely that the binary systems could be a result of tidal forces within the original accretion disc, causing the material to separate into two distinct bodies. There could be a threshold for where the minimum and maximum amounts of material could allow this to happen.

I am not by any stretch of the imagination, any kind of astronomer and the maths are totally beyond me.

'What's up, Skip?' asks paraglider – before 'roo beats the snot out of him

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Re: Attack?

The guy was lucky when you consider although the top half looks like a demented rabbit the bottom half of a full grown roo can be compared to a velociraptor, he could have been left dead for the dingos.

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I bet

He roos the day he landed in their territory.

Small Brit firms beg for 'light touch' as only half are ready for digital tax reforms due next month

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A slight discrepancy

Between the numbers of HMRC and those of the FSB, I know whose I would trust most!

Hapless engineers leave UK cable landing station gate open, couple of journos waltz right in

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Something smells

Curious as to what a couple of reporters were doing poking around in a caravan park ? Also

, It sounds as though the engineer were in there so anyone trying to cause trouble would get a twat round the head while one of the others would be calling the cops.

I terrorists really knew where the place was and wanted to damage it, I don't think they would need to wait for someone to open the he doors.

Usual Wail mountain out of a mole hill stuff.

Freelance devs: Oh, you wanted the app to be secure? The job spec didn't mention that

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Re: The devil is in the details

You may expect a bog in a garden to have a roof but you definitely have to specify what the roof will be built from, plus flat, pitched, ridged etc. Perhaps ordering a building is more complicated than a piece of code.

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The devil is in the details

Regardless of whether you want an outside loo built or a piece of code, if you don't specify all elements don't assume you are going to get them.

When hiring any freelancer or contractor, you need to know what they can do and have references, if you don't understand that you have no business hiring anyone.

Can't say I think much of the quality of research.

'It's like painting with atoms'... Watch how boffins form armies of simple micron-sized bots from a silicon wafer

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Bio-bots

There are already mechanisms that can be injected into a human body and even penetrate a cell. They are called viruses, genetically modified viruses don't need a power source and can be targetted to specific areas of the body. Still not something I'm keen on having introduced to my body but I think GMO viruses probably have a better future than micro-machines

Biker sues Google Fiber: I broke my leg, borked my ankle in trench dug to lay ad giant's pipe

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Re: Micro trenches

An accountant?

What happens when security devices are insecure? Choose the nuclear option

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Re: I may have

Ah, your handle indicates what you think the archeologists will be a thousand years on from Armageddon.

I suppose intelligent cockroaches in that time will regard humans with gratitude for destroying themselves and leaving the world to mutated radioactive 'roaches.

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I worked on job around that time helping to construct a fallout shelter by burying two 40' containers in a bloody great hole and covering them with about five feet of concrete.

The client spent a fortune kitting them out, it seemed unsporting to point out that there were two large underground ordnance stores in the vicinity that the Russians were almost certainly aware of, so his shelter was in a probable multiple hit target zone.

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Re: I had one of these at the time

I remember reading through the 'advice' and commenting to a mate that was recommending quite a lot of work to get through in the four minutes between the sirens and the end of the UK as we know it

No guns or lockpicks needed to nick modern cars if they're fitted with hackable 'smart' alarms

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Re: Land Rover Defenders

Ah, memories. I have rebuilt both the carb and the distributor on the roadside on my 2 1/4l IIa, with a leatherman supertool.

As for crank starting, I did that for several weeks one year while broke and between jobs and couldn't afford to repair it, It had uprated half shafts, a new tilt from Derbyshire LandRovers and never let me down when it counted, even pulling two horses in a trailer through axle deep mud and shit.

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I had a big red battery isolator key under the dashon my old IIA, it went in with me at nights or if parked anywhere a bit iffy.

One of my mates had a '54. Series I that had no ignition key, just a big round starter button on the floor like the original Mini one. A neighbor told him he had seen a young would be thief go in through the unlocked door and spend quite some time looking for the ignition then giving up and walking of.

The ignition was a toggle switch on the centre dash.

IT guy at US govt fraud watchdog stole 16 computers from... US govt fraud watchdog

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Double whammy

The last place I had anything to do with stock control, we had a fair amount of pilfering, so we found a supplier of self adhesive security labels. We would engrave the number on the label onto the stock and then stick the label over it.

UV flourescing ink was good for marking inside some items too.

Still fewer Windows 10 devices out there than Instagrammer Kylie Jenner has dollars

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Kylie Jenner?

Never 'eard if 'im!

Ah! Duckduckgo tells me he is a she but not really anyone important.

Champagne corks undocked as SpaceX brings the Crew Dragon back to Earth

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Congratulations

Any landing without incident or disassembly is a good one.

UK's ICO event on targeted ads opens floor to the adtech industry: Anybody? No? Speak for 10 minutes. Hello?

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Interesting

That they couldn't even cobble together some sort of BS just to keep the ICO off their backs for a bit longer.

If I was the ICO, after such an obvious demonstration that there is little or no security for personal data, I would be after them like a Jack Russell on a rat .

It seems likely that other than the fact that the data is valuable and they don't want to give it away, they are unable to show anything concrete in terms of protecting personal info within the meaning of GDPR.

Vodafone: Daft Huawei comms gear ban will cripple UK – and cost punters loads

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All of the major telcos in Spain also depend on Huawei phones as a part of their marketing, they offer comparable features to a lot of Samaung kit, the cameras arr mostly pretty good and I am sure they get a good deal on a truck load of top end phones.

I suppose the Yanks can't really put limits on Sammy kit as they are allies with Korea.

Unless you want your wine bar to look like a brothel, purple curtains are a no-no apparently

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Aarr

Looks loik a 'ouse of disreputable Bishops to me.

Canada has lunar dreams as Germany worries about what lies beneath

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Re: Conclusive proof...

I'll raise your' Average UK builder' with an average Spanish builder who, in addition to the buried rubbish, will leave beer bottles, wine bottles and beer cans in the walls.

You would be amazed at how many.

You won't get Huawei with this, America! Chinese giant sues US government over 'unconstitutional' ban

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Re: I don't think that will happen

I think you'll find that corporations incorporated in the US have the same or similar rights as an individual.

Uber won't face criminal charges after its robo-car killed woman crossing street

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Re: What? The car can't do emergency braking on it's own?

I seem to remember that Uber had disabled the emergency braking for some reason so both they and the driver ought to be liable.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Re: Combined reply :)

I beg to differ on the ear stretching hoops, the snot catcher nose rings through the philtrum are even uglier especially on a girl.

Not too sure if I have ever conformed, aside from my time in the army, I have never been a member of any group so I haven't conformed to nonconformism or conformism.

UK Ministry of Justice: Surprise! We tested out biometric tech in prisons and 'visitors' with drugs up their bums ran away

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That's Odd

In the most recent report on prison visiting, Groucho Marx is considered the most prolific of those visiting to raise prisoner's morale.

So Windrush happened, and yet UK Home Office immigration data still has 'appalling defects'

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The Home Office Official

Who authorised the destruction of the Windrush data does still have a job, although I am not too sure ehe is doing it well.

The files were destroyed six months into the maybot's stint as Home Secretary, then she tried to blame it on the previous Labour government.

Unelected, unimaginative, unliked and unsympathetic to thousands of people who helped the UK to recover after the war.

We sent a Reg vulture to RSA to learn about the future of AI and security. And it's no use. It's bots all the way down

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Re: Usual bollocks, alas

Judging by what is reported in the article, Caldwell sounds like a pulp sci fi fan who is also a salesman rather than a serious AI developer/ consultant.

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The League of AI

Sounds like a Stan Lee creation.

Are we looking forward to a future with bots in lycra?

Silent Merc, holy e-car... Mflllwhmmmp! What is that terrible sound?

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Re: Ringtones for cars

I agree a reasonable selection of 'car sounds' could be a selling point with options for custom downloads.

Mine would be the banshee scream of an early Honda 250 four cylinder GP bike.

Adi Shamir visa snub: US govt slammed after the S in RSA blocked from his own RSA conf

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Re: So where would they move it to?

Barcelona has the Catalan loonies who all seem to have fallen off their collective perch lately. The rest of Spain is peaceful and civilised, though I live in Valencia,I think Madrid has the nicest vibe of any major European city, friendly people, good food, micro breweries al over and surprisingly cheap good qualty accommodation.

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Re: So where would they move it to?

You could do a lot worse than Madrid or Valencia where I live. Spain has a growing IT market, the Government is fairly progressive, the weather at this time of year can be fantastic ( today a forecast of sunny 22°. Prices are cheap and both cities have good facilities. An added bonus would be some of the best wines in the world at stupidly low prices.

You. Shall. Not. Pass... word: Soon, you may be logging into websites using just your phone, face, fingerprint or token

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Ident-i-eeze

Just think about it for a moment, disruptive, agile, ironic or, and this is my favourite; really fecking dumb!

Cheap as chips: There's no such thing as a free lunch any Moore

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Re: Nothing new...

I have noticed one or two updates from MS in recent times that were bigger than whole OSs used to be. I can't remember which but it sctually slowed my lap top down until I dumped most the package.

Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI, mega-survey of nearly 3,000 upstarts finds

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Re: 2 in 5 have no AI, 3 in 5 have Bullshit AI

AI works for bananas?

I am starting up an SAI venture; Synthetic Artificial Intelligence, the AI isn't real but it almost works the same in as much as it's not intelligent. Looking inside the box is forbidden because it upsets the monkey.

Of course the monkey is much smarter than any AI but it still isn't intelligent.

Civil servants 'Sir Humphrey' their way through grilling on UK.gov's digital transformation

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Re: Isn't it reassuring to know

What I would like to know, is why the hell we didn't export a battalion of Sir Humphreys to Brussels 30 years ago?

The UK would have had everything their own way and the rest of Europe wouldn't know which way was up.

Alphabet snoop: If you're OK with Google-spawned Chronicle, hold on, hold on, dipping into your intranet traffic, wait, wait

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Re: Hey Google!

Get off my fecking lawn and don't piss down my back and try to tell me it's raining.

When 2FA means sweet FA privacy: Facebook admits it slurps mobe numbers for more than just profile security

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Re: Here we are again

Why would any government agencies want to enforce anything that would bring down what s probably one of their first ports of call when they want to start investigating somebody.

The data that Faecebook holds is a wet dream for most goverments and I'm sure they wil have access o anything they want .

For a price.

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Who cares?

The Zuckerborg certainly doesn't.

He has at least 82 billion reasons why, that's an average of $40 a piece stealing data from his members.

The most successful Nosy Parker ever.

Prodigy dancer and vocalist Keith Flint found dead aged 49

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Re: Yawn.

@ Mark110

I'm an old fart in my 60s, I got over mind altering chemicals (other than alcohol) way before Prodigy was a thing but the first time I heard them I liked the music. If you need drugs or drink to enjoy yourself I would recommend some counseling or something. The stuff we had in the '60s and '70s was fun but that's all

, those who depended on it were the unlucky ones. Up until a couple of years ago I was still doing security for visitors to Ibiza stone cold sober still enjoying the clubs.

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I met him fleetingly at an amateur bike racing meeting at Cadwell Pk in the nineties, he had not long started competing and had kitted himself out with a Ducati. He saw the bike my mate was racing while walking round the paddock and stopped for a chat.

A nicer more down to earth guy you couldn't meet, his riding wasn't bad either but his music to me stands the test of time.

He was a Prodigy, RIP Keith.

Correction: Last month, we called Zuckerberg a moron. We apologize. In fact, he and Facebook are a fscking disgrace

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When the swamp finally gets drained for real, Facebook should be one of the first down the plughole.

The Zuck and his company are amoral , sociopathic and already close to the sludge at the bottom.

MPs tear 'naive' British Army a new one over Capita recruitment farce

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Reducing time and cost

Between the time of application and training.

Might I suggest dumping Crapita, then put together a few teams of NCOs armed with a sock full of sand and a pocket ful of specially minted shillings, give each team a van and a list of Wetherspoons.

Basic training will sort out the men/women from the boys/girls, if they're not up to combat there is always a need for spud peelers and other support persons.

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

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With the current low humidity weather where I am, stroklng my white pussy generates enough power to charge my phone going by shocks and sparks I get from her.

Dropping an asteroid on a city is clumsy but effective.

Customer: We fancy changing a 25-year-old installation. C'mon, it's just one extra valve... Only wafer thin...

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Re: The dirtiest four-letter word...

In my early working life as a painter and decorator in the UK, the worst words you would hear from a potential client was ' I just want a clean up' or 'I just want to freshen the place up'.

That meant they wanted to pay peanuts and then complain about the lack of quality of the job and then try to pay even less.

Just should just be stricken from the language.

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If ut ain't broke don't fix it

Especially if it's been unbroken for 25 years. The moment you touch anything like that is usually the moment the gates holding back the hordes of hell break and you are overrun with disaster.

Huawei to the danger zone, ride into the danger zone... Chinese giant denies America's secrets theft, fraud charges

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Re: Political Posturing from the top?

I feel the US is nervous of companies like Huawei who have grown large enough to affect markets that the US only a few years ago thought they controlled.

It's also the rapid development of China as as whole that threatens Western economic dominance. China has recently announced the dicovery in existing oil fields of huge previously unknown reserves if natural gas. There is a chance that China may change from being the World's biggest importer to being energy independent and an exporter abd it will be a pie the US doesn't have a finger in. North Korea is next door to these fields, who knows, they could become the next oil/gas rich state?

Danger mouse! Potent rodents 'see' infrared after eyeballs injected with nanoparticles

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Up to ten weeks

"With few harmful effects"

Yeah! How harmful and how many is few?

Cue a reshowing of The Man With X Ray Eyes.

I think one of the last lines in the film is a biblical quote ' If thine eye offends thee, then pluck it out'

So he diid!

For the moment I'll carry on fumbling around.

Vodafone exec dons tartan tam-o'-shanter, clutches bottle of Irn-Bru, in snap shared with firm... just before Glasgow staff told of redundo dates

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Re: Just to be clear

Just because their billing is often grossly inaccurate (usually to their benefit) and they make an issue of it before you do, doesn't stop them from being a billing company.

It just means they are a crappy one.

Here in Spain, the so called Vodaphone shops seem to be mostly franchises, so when you have real issue with them, they can't do much about it because they are a 'sales' franchise.

Spooky! Solar System's Planet NINE could be discovered in the next NINE years (plus one to six), say astroboffins

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Re: It's Dark out there.

@Terje

One of the Daemons of Darkness has been tormenting mankind for a couple of decades, his/her/it's other name is BSOD.

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Devil

It's Dark out there.

So the Dark planet is hard to see, it is probably composed of dark matter, runs on dark energy and is populated by Daemons of Darkness who will appear among us at the end times to smite us mightily.

Of course that's only a theory, it might not even be there.