* Posts by Chris G

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Rising sea levels? How about the rising risk of someone using a nuke?

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"There were “already several countries”, including Turkey and Saudi Arabia, where nuclear weapons were “being more or less openly discussed”.

See this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LMwVoQbS4

There has been a fair amount of speculation that Pakistan could or has supplied the Saudis with nukes for some years.

On the bright side, WWIII kicking off in the Middle East would vindicate a lot of Nostradamus' fans and put paid to all this worry about Anthropomorphic Global Warming.

Cheapskate Brits appear to love their Poundland MVNOs as UK's big four snubbed in survey again

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I am stunned that anything connected to Telefonica/movistar has good ratings from customers.

In Spain, though equivalent to BT in the UK, they fail to provide coverage in many places, are expensive, have appalling data deals and nonexistent customer service.

Apart from that they are rubbish and have been in trouble in the past for dealing in cartel deals to prevent competition.

I now use Yoigo, for here the call deals are ok and data provided you don't top out are also not bad. Their billing has never been wrong which compared to most other providers is a recommendation in itself.

FYI: Get ready for face scans on leaving the US because 1.2% of visitors overstayed their visas

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Having seen the Naturalisation and Immigration boys at work, I suspect they want to grab overstayers, put them in orange overalls with cuffs and manacles and send them off to the US's increasingly industrial private prisons.

Think of it as a recruitment drive, who's going to miss a few students from Chad?

Bloke faces up to 20 years in the clink after gun held to dot-com owner's head in robbery

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@veti.

I think the world population (or a significant part of it) is gradually succumbing to a condition that could be described as Facetweetergrammeosis, it appears to directly attack and erode basic cognitive function, leaving sufferers with low apparent intellect with unwarranted swings of emotion, with a propensity for putting words into the mouths of cat and other fluffy animal photos.

Google rolls out Android Easter Egg for Europe – a Microsoft antitrust-style browser, search engine choice box

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Call me cynical

The offering looks to me, to be the result of a lot of cross platform discussion in order to arrive at a deal that looks like choices being offered when in fact nothing real has changed.

When an update will allow me to completely remove Chrome, Google assistant and half a dozen or more junk apps that are embedded into the OS for no good user reason, then I will think Google are addressing the problems.

Microshaft are due for another raking over too, now that win7 is about to lose support with the win8 incarnations close behind, eternally buggy and continuously updating 10 with its intrusive telemetry will dominate. I bet once the majority are on board, options will become narrower and narrower with only Apple as an alternative for most business use MS will step up abuse.

Defense against the Darknet, or how to accessorize to defeat video surveillance

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Re: security concerns

Sniff the tulips Eh? Nudge nudge, know what I mean?

Double trouble for Lyft after share price drop sparks class action lawsuits claiming hype

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I wish Uber in its IPO venture, nothing but.......

I wouldn't touch their stock with anybody's money, let alone mine.

Lyft seems to be less toxic and aside from the overly litigious US could do well with bicycles and maybe scooters.

From past observation, most companies approaching something like an IPO or buyout tend to try to make themselves look a bit more cuddly. It's buyer beware but I'm sure that would never stop a yank from suing to recover lost gambling money.

We've read the Mueller report. Here's what you need to know: ██ ██ ███ ███████ █████ ███ ██ █████ ████████ █████

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Re: They should just look into..

So that should take care of most of the ex presidents as well, probably excluding Obama but I don't know enough about him outside of politics.

The rest back to at least Pappy Bush were certainly empire builders both in and out of politics.

Who's using Mueller Report Day to bury bad news? If you guessed Facebook, you're right: Millions more passwords stored in plaintext

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Re: Prison for the execs

"You forgot the daily body cavity searches"

That should be conducted by AI controlled robots.

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Silly cult

Sociopathic economiser of truth that he is, Zuckerberg can't produce so much crap without the cult like obedience that he seems to get from his employees.

The ongoing saga of disaster that is faecebook must surely be confined to the pages of history sooner rather than later, it has single handedly been responsible for dumbing down an entire generation.

Can't we close them down for crimes against humanity?

Idiot admits destroying scores of college PCs using USB Killer gizmo, filming himself doing it

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Re: What a fucking idiot

" and people who are perfectly capable of thinking but refuse to do it "

At last, a definition for those who voluntarily opt to study for an MBA.

Canadian woman fined for not holding escalator handrail finally reaches the top after 10 years

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Re: Other escalator laws

I'm allergic to dogs, does that mean I need a letter from my mum before using an escalator?

Facebook: Yeah, we hoovered up 1.5 million email address books without permission. But it was an accident!

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The Barnum effect

PT Barnum reckoned there was one sucker born every minute, Faecebook for the last three years seems to have been getting about thirty every minute.

What I would like to know is where and how does the Zuck find so many so easily?

I have an extensive portfolio of bridges and a Trainload of snake oil to sell.

Faecebook's behaviour with regard to it's (l)users, is comparable to Zuck handing everyone a tube of KY and asking them to turn around and drop their drawers.

Microsoft president: We said no to Cali cops' face-recog tech – and we won't craft killer robots

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Re: At least Microsoft had some sense to understand the limits/problems of their technology

That leads me to wonder what research the Zuck conducts on the billions of photos that have passed through his organs?

Aside from passing them tp NSA silos.

Hey criminals, need a getaway vehicle? There's an app for that... Car share tool halts ops amid crime wave, arrests

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Location, location

Aren't Merc's equipped with vehicle tracking?

That would account for the dozen perps caught so far.

Not too sure about using a Smart car as a getaway vehicle outside of Italy.

China Mobile, you can kiss good Pai to America: FCC to ban 'spy risk' telco from US

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Protection(ism) of National Security

Plus a smidge of supporting local corporate interests.

Modern US National security makes no distinction between military, economic or corporate threats, isn't that how a military/industrial complex would react to the world?

I bet the Eejit's retirement fund is growing logarithmically.

Hey, remember that California privacy law? Big Tech is trying to ram a massive hole in it

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Ironic

That the major players in Social Media are completely sociopathic.

It is time to poke a big hole in them.

The way amendments like this are inserted into bills as a result of lobbying and the concomitant brown envelopes show clearly that democracy and government 'for the people' is a(n unfunny) joke.

Last week in space: Giant aircraft, asteroid impacts and exploding satellites

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Re: Looks like we're still relying on Bruce

If they crash into the moonlet from the wrong direction, perhaps we will all be doomed.

Hackers bragged that pretty vanilla breach included FBI watchlist? Well, colour us shocked

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But you can never leave

The popular business networking site even has dead people who amazingly are still trying to connect with me. One, a good friend passed away four years ago, so far I have not been able to get through to them that he is no longer on this planet.

Six foot blunder: UK funeral firm fined for fallacious phone calls

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Pondlife

The other species of pondlife targeting older people are the Equity release types. My father was cold called by one of the larger companies a few years ago before he died, he asked them to send him details so a couple of reps turned up on his doorstep. When he wouldn't let them in they accused him of wasting their time and became quite rude, they were lucky he didn't show them out of the garden with a claw hammer.

Quite a few of his friends had similar experiences.

Facebook is not going to Like this: Brit watchdog proposes crackdown on hoovering up kids' info

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How would Farcebook do this?

A very good question given the difficulty in ensuring the age given is genuine. Although I am in favour of this kind of regulation, I can see it as providing government with the thin end of an 'ID card for all ' wedge.

How else to provide proof of age and identity? What would be the format and what info would be passed on to the likes of Farcebook et al?

Astronomer slams sexists trying to tear down black hole researcher's rep

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Re: Heroes and heroines

@werdsmith.

Great analogy, however I think you underestimate at 1 part per million for nutter density in the population at large. Talking, listening and following various media, I would guess it to be more like 10% or higher.

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Re: And now for something completely different

"I find those who discourage and denigrate women in STEM disturbingly odd and obnoxious"

I find those who discourage and denigrate women disturbingly odd and obnoxious.

Is that what you meant to say?

Former Oracle software seller says company fired him because he's Hispanic

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Re: Remembering the Poplar

An upvote among other things for knowing what the Alamo is.

Motion detectors: say hello, wave goodbye and… flushhhhhh

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Re: "less reliable delivery companies than Hermes"

DPD and it's Spanish arm (SEUR) have questionable reliability, in as much as you can rely on them to not deliver anything to an address, on time, according to the payment for express, one day , overnight, 4-5 days or at all. Most of the time they just return parcels and then accuse you of not having responded to some message within the (ungiven) given time.

The last time I received a parcel via them was a packet from screwfix, the driver rang and asked where the house was then changed the address to that of the local garage five kilometers away without explaining anything to them or informing me. It was only when I went to get petrol the girl remembered the name on the packet was the same as mine, gave me the packet and proceed to tell me off for using them as a drop off point.

Back in the day I used to think TNT were bad.

IBM bid to unmask age discrimination whistleblower goes down in flames

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@welly boot

Most HR types are double ended spanners, twisting a different sized nut at each end.

HR may be able to tell you your rights as an employee but not before they have told the employer what their rights are.

Lazarus Group rises again from the digital grave with Hoplight malware for all

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I find it remarkable that a country that is as apparently as piss poor and as full of uneducated oppressed people as N Korea is able to produce nukes and malware that are good enough the worry the US. Instead of isolating them and sanctioning their economy, they should be welcomed into the fold and their best researchers employed by the West.

Welcome your new ancestor to the Homo family tree; boffins have discovered a new tiny species of human

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Which is it?

" lived on the island 700.000 years ago' or " started populating the islands 67.000 years ago" ?

If they were there 700.000 years ago but this one was from 67.000 years ago, this was a very stable species. Who went away and came back?

China responsible for just, oh, 20% of global semiconductor revenue in 2018, no biggie

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Long term a trade war will not enable the US to maintain a lead when that very thing stimulates the Chinese to try harder to produce sanctioned goods at home while the Chinese are also promoting greater innovation. If America wants to stay ahead it's a case of 'Must try harder'.

Unlike the US, China can also encourage research that doesn't necessarily produce any immediate return on investment while using people who probably would have been conducting research for US companies and universities if not for the limiting of foreign workers.

Turn me up some: Smart speaker outfit Sonos blasted in complaint to UK privacy watchdog

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We take

The privacy of our customers as much and as often as we can, we take this very seriously.

Similarly a majority of Googles android apps don't work when you deny the absurd permissions they ask for, in theory you have paid to use them when you bought the phone with android installed. So in my case maps, compass, pedometer and a raft of other handy apps don't function.

Who had 'one week in' for a Making Tax Digital c0ckup? Well done, you win... absolutely nothing

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Working closely with developers

But not at all with the people who are their clients.

HMRC not fit for purpose, i suppose a refund is unlikely?

US boffins tangle with quantum entanglement in spooky rack-mounted networking hardware

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Re: Science is amazing and all...

You may have stumbled onto something. There are sufficient significant numbers of practitioners of arcane sciences, that burning them may prove to be a resource even if it isn't very carbon neutral.

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Quantum computing is

Right around the corner.

Parked next to AI and Cold Fusion.

Though in some ways it seems closer.

Until you look at it.

Here's what Lynch, Hussain and HPE are saying about Autonomy pre-buyout due diligence

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@ adam payne. In a multi billion buy out they really should go right down to the basement and past the leopard.

MoD plonks down £2m on table in exchange for anti-drone tech ideas

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Re: May we introduce ourselves?

"A bird of prays "

What the Holy Hawk of Heathrow?

Free online tax filing? Yeah, that'll soon be illegal thanks to rare US Congressional unity

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America

Land of the free, defenders of democracy.

Disclaimer: Free(dom) comes at a price and depends on the quality you pay for.

Democracy, likewise is index linked and may be curtailed depending on contribution levels.

Want to learn about lithium-ion batteries? An AI has written a tedious book on the subject

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The future of mankind

Useful as Lithium ion batteries are I don't think they are that high in the list of things that are essential to our future. Energy storage certainly, at both large and small scale but who's to say a battery technology based on a completely different chemistry, or even physics is not somewhere in our future. Graphene is a likely candidate as the basis of denser energy storage.

Regarding machines writing even summaries of existing material, why? There are enough average writers out there looking for a job that could do better though possibly slower.

At least with a trained technical writer there is more chance of them recognising genuinely useful items to include.

As things stand at the moment AI should stand for Actually Ineffective.

SEC says no to Amazon bid to stop shareholders voting on use of facial recognition system

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Re: Voting in the corporate world.

They should drop Amazon stock like a shot and everyone else should find somewhere else to buy online. I find Amazon prices generally high compared to going direct to a lot of firms.

Gartner squints into its crystal ball: A pholdable phuture is very far away

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For prison smugglers, I suspect rollable would be a tad more comfortable.

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Fashion and economics

Are impossible to predict, every year Pantone tries to predict ' this years colour trends' with a fifty/fifty chance of either being right or wrong.

All other consumer goods are the same. Who knows what some manufacturers may have waiting to spring on the markets?

The likes of Gartner and others like them, I am sure get paid regularly by thosr trying to drive the markets.

I'm waiting for the holographic Minority Report wrist phone, pholding phlaps, phlipping 'ell.

Brit rocket boffins Reaction Engines notch up first supersonic precooler test

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Pint

Amazing

If one day we could see RAF roundels on a straight to space craft, a la Jet Ace Logan.

The sooner Reaction Engines can keep most of their development work in the UK the better.

See icon for the team.

Fake Google robocallers hit with $3.4m fine – but it turns out that the joke's on you

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Re: Re unpaid fines

Clearly very, considering how little of the fines sre collected. Besides, the phrase ' If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.' Applies here. Break regulations at your own risk.

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Comission

Is the Eejit getting a bigger pie through the payment of comission for each time he does nothing?

Never mind investigating the Jaffa, there should be a long, in depth look at certain people governing the telecoms industry.

Trend Micro antivirus fails to stop measles carrier rubbing against firm's Ottawa offices

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Re: i don't understand the "raw water" comments

Sooo, never drink where a beaver may have peed?

I never drink water, I think the Vikings had it right that processing into wine or beer made water drinkable.

I had measles, whooping cough and chicken pox in the '50s, never had mumps and been near it dozens of times, my mum seemed to be immune to it too, other than arrogance they are the only diseases I have had.

Not sure if I have been near a doctor since MMR was invented.

All's fair in love and war when tech treats you like an infant

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Re: There is yet another level of hell in these thinigs even beyond this.....

"Americans, then."

Oh no! Americans don't get this all to themselves, there are droves of highly qualified numpties here in Spain who have no concept........

When in the UK I keep thinking I must have spoken in Spanish going by the lack of response I get in shops, buses, railway stations etc.

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Re: Poptarts & Hot Pockets: food of the gods.

@Montreal Sean

Not completely true, I tried telling them I was a Satanist which just fired them up to try harder to convert me ( this was decades ago when I was a teenager) finally my brother who had been listening from upstairs, got out of the bath, came downstairs naked and told them to "FUCK OFF".

They never came back.

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Re: Poptarts & Hot Pockets: food of the gods.

Senior cat sounds like a great cat.

Now if he could only broaden his horizons.....Jehova's Witnesses perhaps?

Astroboffins may have cracked the mystery of where the photons from weird gamma ray bursts come from

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Re: Meaning of words

I think there may be suitable material for a paper on Quantum Homeopathic Thinking; it may be possible to produce an entire concept or theory diluted down to a single neurone firing, I am sure I have detected such events during the introduction of a number of election manifestos.

Blundering London council emails unredacted version of notorious Gangs Matrix to 44 people. Data ends up on Snapchat

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Re: How did the gangs get the information?

Once a document gets into a council office, the world, his missus, snot nosed kids and his dog have access, council clerks are locals and are as likely to know some of the 'naughty' boys as anyone else. I have also seen desk tops left on all night to save firing up in the morning so the cleaners or anyone else in there at night could have access.

The best security in a local council is when there is a meeting in the chambers, nobody gets to know what is discussed there.

No dice, comrade! Senate floats Russia-busting election law

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@jmch

Take a look at Kris Kobach and Greg Palast's reporting on him.