* Posts by Chris G

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It's 50 years to the day since Apollo 10 blasted off: America's lunar landing 'dress rehearsal'

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Grit

The technology was impressive for its day but the grit shown by the astronauts was exceptional, like the test pilots from fifty years earlier.

Let's check in with our friends in England and, oh good, bloke fined after hiding face from police mug-recog cam

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I find it ironic that 80 years ago Britain went to war to protect the World from totalitarianism and now it's embracing it.

British Army down thousands of soldiers after outsourcing recruitment IT to Capita

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I find it remarkable that a civilian contractor would be considered able to recruit effectively for the armed forces. Who would know better what makes a suitable recruit and would have the experience to describe and sell the experience of being in the forces,a low paid Crapita clerk or an ex serviceman/woman?

If poking about Doctor Who's TARDIS in VR sounds like fun to you, better luck next time

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Since I was a kid watching the original Dr Who William Hartnell, I have always found it to be a bit too cheesy and the effects amateurish. The best series was the first with Roger Delgado as the Master otherwise I can take it or leave it.

Maybe they should get some input from any of the excellent British Sci-Fi writers to bring it up to date and I am talking about from a sci-fi perspective not a pc perspective.

For Space Opera, Peter Hamilton would be interesting, for whacky and bizarre fantasy, China Mieville could put a whole new slant on it.

AI bots need a sense of hearing to navigate their computer world and the real world – eggheads

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Re: Well duh!

There are good reasons why evolution went with ears or similar organs on most higher life forms.

Light is perceived in a mostly linear fashion whereas sound goes round corners and through things, being able to hear as well as see increases survivability. IIRC up to 60% of a cat's processing power is used in interpreting the world as a compound audiovisual map. That's why cats are curious and poke around any change in their environment.

Banhammer Republic: Trump declares national emergency, starts ball rolling to boot Huawei out of ALL US networks

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Re: "Unacceptable risk", eh? - let me guess

I'm sure reasoned thinking is involved but it's from the Aijit Pai school of thinking. This has nothing to do with National Security beyond securing a few of the nation's bank accounts.

I am just wondering when the Jaffa will get round to identifying National Threats in Europe and puuting the thumb screws on us.

NASA wheels out Habitation prototypes while SpaceX encounters problems with parachutes

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Re: Cost?

I think an occupied base on the moon is something that has to come sooner or later and with thoughts of sending manned missions to Mars, the Moon will offer the opportunity to gain a lot of experience and knowledge regarding long term stays beyond the Van Allen belts.

It makes a great deal of sense to gain that knowledge relatively close by than to stick a team in a ship and cart them off to Mars hoping for the best. The alternative is to stay on Earth looking out at the Universe like a race of curtain twitchers, too scared to leave the house.

Quit worrying about killer robots, they are coming whether you like it or not – and they absolutely will not stop

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Re: Isn't this all bollocks though?

This AI bollocks is being driven by the usual suspects trolling for research money to get it off the ground

Generals nowadays may be more tech savvy and than previously but not enough to know when they are being sold a pup.

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Re: Hmm

If Lockheed-Martin has anything to do with it, it will be the most complex system/s ever devised, inordinately expensive and (on the bright side) delivered late and buggy.

Although buggy in an autonomous weapons system might be a little dangerous for everyone.

Prez Trump's trade war reshapes electronics supply chains as China production slows

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Re: Allow me to remind you

"There's your problem. You've done nothing to improve the local suppliers, instead you've dumped them altogether without even letting them know you exist."

I live in Spain, where to get basic car spares or electronic parts will involve a week or weeks of waiting and then paying at least double what I would pay ordering myself from the UK or other parts of Europe, Spanish workshops have their systems and won't change so they lose my business.

For some items nobody can compete with Chinese (or indeed US) goods on value for money so I buy there, why would I buy locally and get goods that are either overpriced or inferior?

Any business worth the description ought to be aware of it's potential and actual markets and have some idea of where it's successes and failures are, if they want my help in supporting their business they need to provide the customer with what they want not rely on patriotism.

If you're ever lost on the Moon, Ordnance Survey now has you covered for Apollo 11 anniversary

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PH

One of the things I always appreciated with OS maps was that they were considerate enough to include pubs, essential when camping or hiking.

Wonder how long before there are PHs on Lunatic maps?

Japan's mission to mine Mars' moon is cleared – now they've filled out the right paperwork on alien world contamination

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Die hard

" Any life, however, would have to survive the impact of the collision, the aerodynamic heating of travelling to Phobos, and the heavy solar and cosmic radiation Phobos receives from outer space."

So if they do find any life in the samples brought back to Earth, it's going to be bloody hard to kill.

Timely Trump tariffs tax tech totally: 25 per cent levy on modems, fiber optics, networking gear, semiconductors…

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Re: It is Art

I didn't say he was any good at it, for a start he seems to be a one trick pony and not particularly artful.

The American economy seems to be doing quite well at the moment but I think that is in spite of his policies not necessarily because of them.

Most of the seemingly positive things he hs done for the American economy like deregulation of many aspects of banking, product testing and environmental protection may encourage businesses to invest in more projects but are going to be relatively short lived in effect.

I think he wants to make enough friends in the Billionaire's club that runs the States(World) in his time as President so that he can live of the benefits for the rest of his life.

He's a sociopathic egotist he only cares about the first person he sees in the mirror each morning not the American people.

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Same old, same old

Trump builds people/countries up drops them down then offers a new deal, better for him, worse for them but better than nothing.

He does more or less the same pattern with everything from nuclear deals with Iran and NK to economic deals with the rest of the world.

His endless apparently random tweeting is part of the same game, 'Never let 'em know what you are thinking or your plan for the end game' except it's pretty much always the same.

He wrote the book( or someone wrote it for him, I imagine he kept breaking his crayons) and has obviously read it, The Art of the Deal.

I can't say Mike Lynch knew about Autonomy dodginess, star witness tells High Court

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Plea bargains and immunity deals

Are similar to torture, while less painful than torture both produce results but not necessarily the truth.

Home Office cops an earful for emergency network feck-ups - £3bn overbudget and 3 years late

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Re: up 49 per cent on first estimates.

Has anyone calculated the percentage increase overall since the beginning of the millennium on all government IT projects?

I would also love to know the figure written off as a loss over that period, of tax payer's money.

AI has automated everything including this headline curly bracket semicolon

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Re: Dabbs has been told right

There are languages with vocabularies of less than 500 words which seems to be the general direction of English in some quarters; that would make 'AI' journalism a doddle.

Aside from that did anyone else read "Nigerian probate lawyers" as Nigerian prostate lawyers?

I know lawyers like to specialise but......

Double-sided printing data ballsup leaves insurance giant Chubb with egg on its face

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Seriously?

But not quite seriously enough to train staff to protect customer data correctly.

Take my bits awaaaay: DARPA wants to develop AI fighter program to augment human pilots

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Meatbag

Limitations will still apply to this idea, added to that the fact that algorthmic control will likely be predictable, I don't think those who pay the bills have thought it through.

Maybe programming a bit of randomness would fool the enemy a provide some excitement for the crew.

Veteran vulture Andrew Orlowski is offski after 19 years at The Register

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I have disagreed with your opinions on a few occasions but you were always worth reading.

!9 years anywhere, even El Reg is long enough and time for new things.

Good luck in the future!

Key to success: Tenants finally get physical keys after suing landlords for fitting Bluetooth smart-lock to front door

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This is just one example and the thin end of a very large wedge with regard to the potential abuse and misuse that IoT will enable.

As an increasingly confirmed conspiracist i can see why governments are keen to roll out 5G and to have input on whose equipment is enabling it.

Taylor drift: Finally, a use for AI emerges? Cyber-smut star films fsck-flick in Tesla with Autopilot, warns: 'I wouldn't recommend it'

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If you're on top on the back seat of the original Mini, take your shoes off. If you don't, they squeak on the window glass.

White House issues Executive Order on cybersecurity, including hacker Hunger Games

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Re: "which will be open to government employees and armed service members."

"Fire, Aim, Ready"

The FAR doctrine.

Fire first.

Aim to have a reason.

Be Ready to give the reason.

An example of a reason would be " My life was in clear and imminent danger, he was standing with his hands up in a threatening manner".

Otherwise known as Savage policing.

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Re: Bad boss

Can anyone get the BOFH and PFY into the WhiteHouse on temporary contracts?

Personality quiz for all you IT bods: Are you a chameleon or an outlaw? A diplomat or a high flier? Vote right here

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Re: Occam's belt sander says-

None of the category descriptions match the category name very well.

I don't think this outfit has any idea of what it is talking about, they seem to be on a par with all the list makers that turn up on YouTube and in the dailies.

House! Microsoft wins at buzzword bingo with AI, ML and Blockchain in cloudy Azure wrapping

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Re: The Azure Blockchain Workbench

Blockchain while holding promise certainty seems to be at least as much buzzword as solution and undoubtedly there will be more than a few tripped up in the coming Blockchain World.

As for Cognizant Services, I bet the release is as much to expand the research base using client input, as providing a new service.

Water big surprise: H2O found in samples of 'dry' asteroid brought to Earth over millions of miles by plucky probe

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Handy to know

For the survivalists out there, if you are stranded in space without much water; you can always suck an asteroid.

A day in the life of London seen through spam and weak Wi-Fi

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It's a station, it has trains in it, ipso facto, train station.

A 'rail way' is a route, road or way using rails to guide the vehicles, so at the station there may be more trains than rail.

NASA fingers the cause of two bungled satellite launches, $700m in losses, years of science crashing and burning...

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Re: Aluminum

No, no, no, Umm should be pronounced eeumm.

'I do not wish to surrender' Julian Assange tells court over US extradition bid

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Re: The USA wants Assange for what he did

Somebody downvoted you for not supporting the shooting of innocent people.

You know airing the truth about government's wrongdoings is frowned upon these days.

We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

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You would be amazed at how many girls love a LandRover with the top down.

LandRovers are for people who do things, Porsche and Ferraris are for those who need a substitute for .....stuff.

Being a LandRover driver I could provide valid reasons and purposes for the alternative use of knicker elastic.

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Who cares about Mad Max clothing? I want to weld spikes on my aging Landy and plop in a monster V8.

A harem of cute Australian girls might be nice too.

Julian Assange jailed for 50 weeks over Ecuador embassy bail-jumping

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Assange may or may not be reprehensible as a person but I think he deserves credit for the way he has brought attention to the actions of governments that are illegal and not in the best interests of those they are supposed to represent. Wikieaks has changed the World.

I prefer to look for the good in people rather than just focus on their negative points.

Microsoft promises to boil down its lengthy and confusing privacy controls… in 1,500-word announcement

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Don't look at what I'm doing;

Listen to what I'm saying.

Sleight of hand and card tricks work like this.

As for " The Future is Private", the Zuckerbag is being honest he will keep everything he slurps from you private, he won't tell you what he's got.

Unless of course you are a paying customer for some of his precious.

Take a hike: Grab a flask of tea – South Korea is opening hiking trails in the DMZ

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Re: Paralysed with fear

You can generate the need for a change of trousers much closer to home. I have had a play on the Trainasium at Aldershot, a training course for the Para's I worked on it and was not a Para and thankfully didn't have a staff instructor screaming at me.

I think it has moved to Catterick now.

Oh dear. Secret Huawei enterprise router snoop 'backdoor' was Telnet service, sighs Vodafone

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Is Bloomberg owned by the same people as the Daily Wail?

Enquiring minds and all that.

Boeing boss denies reports 737 Max safety systems weren't active

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@ Sir Adam-All

I have worked as an Airframe engineer, from what I read here there are many commenters who have sufficient engineering knowledge to have a valid opinion and that's not to say other opinions are not valid.

Much of this boils down to common sense because we are talking about the potential to lose lives.

Are you qualified well enough to criticise these comments?

@Boeing C'mon 'fess up you know it will make you feel better to tell the truth.......................might upset your shareholders though.

Huawei, Huawei. Huawei, Huawei. Feeling hot, hot, hot: US threatens to cut UK from intel sharing over Chinese tech giant

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Black Helicopters

BIOT

Well if the US stops sharing intelligence, perhaps the UK will develop a more balanced and informed view of the world.

The UK should also allow the indigenous people back onto Diego Garcia and tell the yanks to piss off.

Who exactly has the most to lose here?

Russian-trained spy whale spooks Norwegian fishermen

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Re: Not Exactly

" rubbing against the fishing vessels"

Sooo, it's a HumpBoat Whale then?

Daddy, are we there yet? How Mrs Gates got Bill to drive the kids to school

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"Gates cited this is an example of unpaid labour carried out by women all over the world."

There are dozens, if not hundreds of examples of unpaid labour that women (and men) are obliged to do but this is not one of them.

Taking children to school is a parental duty to be decided by the needs of both partners with regard to their other obligations such as work, health or even leisure.

If Ms Gates regards this as labour and not a responsibility I think she may be out of touch with the realities of normal people.

I used to take my daughter to pre school as I had the time and enjoyed being with her every moment I could, it also gave me a chance to chat with the teachers re her progress in general and to reinforce the message that she had specific dietary needs due to a metabolic disease that the teachers and the auxiliaries where prone to forgetting.

I considered that a valuable and enjoyable part of my life as well as a responsibility with regard to the wellbeing and education of my daughter, my wife would collect her and make dinner as a normal part of being a mother.

Or should we all be getting paid to be parents to our children?

The difference between October and May? About 16GB, says Microsoft: Windows 10 1903 will need 32GB of space

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Re: 1903 / 19H1 / "April 2019" / May 2019

" If 10 is the "last version of Windows""

Let's hope it hurries up and fucking dies.

It may be that it is the largest OS in commercial use but what does that doubling of necessary OS space mean for businesses worldwide? That MS is going to shove Win10S the cloud based crap onto the entire World in the near future?

People will be really stuffed when their broadband goes down or the cloud has a brainfart.

When my Win 7 passes on next year I'm getting a Minty Penguin.

NSA: That ginormous effort to slurp up Americans' phone records that Snowden exposed? Ehhh, we don't need that no more

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Re: Spies, spy

A majority holding is less necessary than the holding of the short and curlies of the requisite persons who can disseminate information relevant to their required outcome.

Chris G

Spies, spy

When they are not spying they sow dissent, agitate, fabricate truths, misdirect and obfuscate their true intent.

What they don't do, is tell the truth, unless telling the truth is helping to carry out one of the above.

Bitcoin drops 7 per cent on New York Attorney General's allegations of $850m fraud by Bitfinex

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Without fully understanding how it works, bitcoin has always seemed to be purpose built for abuse by those who are running it.

Rather like fiat currency.

Bring back the gold Doubloon, I say

Eggheads confirm it's not a bug – the universe really is expanding 9% faster than expected

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Coat

I think

Therefore I am going to blame Brexit!

Somebody had to and I'm tired of waiting for it.

I'll get me coat

Gather round, friends. Listen close. It's time to list the five biggest lies about 5G

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Re: New and shiny but practically pointless

I live in rural Valencia (nearest village of 2400 souls is 5.5Km) I have 4G over 95% of the time wherever I go, the country is hilly and lowish mountains, occasionally the signal drops to 3G and this is with a relatively young company called Yoigo.

Oddly, with Movistar who own and built most of the infrastructure I would be lucky to get a signal if there is a cloud in the sky.

Zuck it up: Facebook hit with triple whammy of legal probes, action in Canada, US, Ireland

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Wanted ad

"Facebook, which has been hiring loads of digital privacy experts recently"

Perhaps they should consider hiring someone who knows what morals and ethics are?

When you consider the pace at which successive wrongdoings are coming to light, it makes you wonder what more is to come.

Parents slapped with dress code after turning school grounds into a fashion crime scene

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I like shell suits

They ignite very easily.

I used to take my daughter to pte school every day and wpuld usually meet up with a good friend of mine, he would bring his daughter to school on his low rider Harley and always wore his Hells Angels colours.

Nobody ever said a word to him.

Facebook: Not saying we've done anything wrong but... we're just putting $3bn profit aside for an FTC privacy fine

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Expert help in getting around things

Definitely that.

Nothing to see here, just a worm creating wriggle room!

Rising sea levels? How about the rising risk of someone using a nuke?

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Re: Giving up nuclear weapons? Not likely

To add to the mix the fact that the F35 is planned to be able to deliver the new. B61-12 tactical nuke within the next couple of years, makes battlefield nuke use a lot more likely. I can't find the reference at the moment but the US air force has described it as the ' most usable nuke so far'.

That outlook combined with the Jaffa allowing commanders in the field greater autonomy regarding tactical nuke use makes for the big hand moving even closer to midnight.