* Posts by Chris G

6754 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2007

Wondering what to do with those empty offices? How about a data centre?

Chris G

Re: I have a blueprint

Does the plan allow for bringing the coal mines to the surface for easier access or are they going to stay where they are?

Chap who campaigned to oust Nominet's CEO and chairman and reform the .UK registry is elected as non-exec director

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Re: Fingers crossed

Absolutely!

Moves for the better are happening slowly but at least they are happening.

Amazon cuts a relatively tiny check to disappear claims it broke the law by withholding COVID-19 data from staff

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BS?

"This judgment sends a clear message that businesses must comply with this important law. It helps protect us all.”

No it doesn't, the message it sends, is that any corporation that has a handy cash pile can buy their way out breaking laws any time they like.

Half a million is tea money for Amazon, if that.

The law is protecting nobody and is failing to protect the people who ought to benefit from it and the authorities are guilty of neglect of duty.

From the studio that brought you 'Mortal Wombat' comes 'Pernicious Possum'

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Throw it on the barby

Apparently, possums are delicious after the requisite preparation and cooking on a barby, so not entirely useless.

We have couple of families of wild pigs in the campo (countryside) around my house, those I don't ignore, though if you can get one to get on a barby they are good too, if a little chewy.

Northrop Grumman throws hat in the ring to design NASA's next-gen Lunar Terrain Vehicle

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I would have thought Bezos would be in with a chance for a Lunar rover.

According to reports, Amazon has experience driving over almost anything..... flower beds, children's bicycles, house signs, fences.......

A 'national security' issue: UK.gov blocks Nvidia's Arm deal for now, inserts deeper probe

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Re: Can anyone explain ...

As far as I know, regardless of who currently owns the company, it is based in and largely operares from the UK.

That, like any other merger or purchase in the last 40 or 50 years puts it under scrutiny by the UK government.

Education Software Solutions tells school customers: We are moving to 3-year licensing contracts and so are you

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Just waving potentially new features without specifics is meaningless and cannot justify extending to a minimum contract term of 3years.

If I was a decision maker at a school I would immediately start looking for alternatives.

Sheffield Uni cooks up classic IT disaster in £30m student project: Shifting scope, leadership changes, sunk cost fallacy

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Piss Poor Planning

Provokes pissing pennies up the wall.

It sounds as though the Uni' needed to make a plan of how to make a plan to replace the old plan.

There's something to be said for delayed gratification when Windows 11 is this full of bugs

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Re: We fixed an issue...

" We fixed an issue that meant we had to keep fixing things that aren't broken."

Is what I would really like to hear, one OS that works reliably and only has updates to keep up with advances in work practice.

I also want a flying car, a robobutler and a cold fusion plant for my workshop.

Boffins use nuclear radiation to send data wirelessly

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My new Neutron phone is great and the extra ear I have grown is handy for listening to my three speaker stereo system but the greenish tinge to my skin when I get grumpy, has me a little concerned.......

Tech bro CEOs claim their crowns because they fix problems. Why shirk the biggest one?

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ITers may not be the enemy but ITers are mostly not in control of their industry, beancounters, marketeers and investment fund managers are the drivers of constant change that in turn produces constant landfill.

So the IT/Tech industries are a part of the problem even while being able to provide some of the solutions.

It is more of the same beancounters, marketeers and investment funds who push all other industries to continue making profit at almost any cost.

Until the notion of ever expanding business and profit is replaced with stability and a balance between the resources needed to feed and maintain civilisation and the resources that are actually taken and often squandered, the wirld will continue to reap the whirlwind.

FBI spams thousands with fake infosec advice after 'software misconfiguration'

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Trollface

Re: Whoever did what

Misconfiguration could easily include the Fbi123*

password that should have been routinely changed at least once a year.

BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself

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I had assumed the PFY had traded the bent servers for those in the offender's server room.

Brit analysts formed pact to crash Autonomy's market valuation, ex-CFO tells US court

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Re: The Justice system

Absolutely the best place to be if you are a lawyer, even if you lose you win.

The lawyers guild badge should be a winged dagger slicing through a cash bag, motto; Who cares who wins?.

There's no Huawei back now: Biden signs law that forbids US buyers acquiring kit on naughty list

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Re: Insecure gear

National security for the US nowadays is overwhelmingly about economic ascendancy.

"This is part of our ongoing efforts to responsibly manage the competition between our countries,”

The above from the article is an example, the West is trying to limit markets for China as well as trying to throttle energy supplies in the hope that continued Chinese expansion can be slowed but I doubt it.

FYI: If the latest Windows 11 really wants to use Edge, it will use Edge no matter what

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Oh Well, I keep threatening to go Minty, so I guess it's definite if my Win10 falls over for any reason. I have dismantled/deleted edge on this PC as far as I know how, although windows still tries to open stuff in a browser that isn't there.

So far 11 sounds as though it is going to make Vista look good so I will be in the market for a Chilly Willy hat in the near future.

System at the heart of scaled-back £30m Sheffield University project runs on end-of-life Oracle database

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Re: idiots

Considering they run nine different computer systems or engineering courses for undergrads, perhaps they should get some inhouse help.

Zuck didn't invent the metaverse, but he's started a fight to control it

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I think Zuck should be allowed to have his own prrsonal metaverse where he can create trillions of friends, governments to be rude to and robots to play cards with.

Then quietly leave him to it and close the door on the way out, so that he can get on with his toxic existence without obstacles or the need to obey laws.

Swiss lab's rooftop demo shows sunlight and air can make fuel

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Re: "... because of all the sand which is there"

Those parts of the Sahara that are not full of sand dunes are nevertheless extremely dusty and not kind to machinery.

Google loses appeal against $2.7bn EU antitrust fine for distorting competition in price comparison websites

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Re: Goo: "[ads help] people find the products they are looking for quickly and easily ..."

Exactly!

Whatever passes for search algorithms as far as ad delivery is concerned are as broad as possible in scope so that any ad that is even remotely related to a query can be fired off. It is about maximising the potential for revenue not getting the right ad in front of a searcher.

Ofcom announces plan to protect endangered species – the Great British phone box

Chris G

Aside from providing communications for serial killer's and muggers victims or quick change facilities for super heroes, the phone boxes that used to be in the village close to where I kept my horses in the 90s, provided the young teens of the village somewhere for a knee trembler out of the rain.

Techies tell BCS: More and richer data required if COP26 climate pledges are to be met

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Speaking if MS, I wonder what the cost of software bloat and eternal patching costs the environment compared to slim, efficient software that doesn't rely on using the customer as a fault finder?

UK Treasury and Bank of England starting to sound serious about 'Britcoin'

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Re: National Infrastructure

If it ever gets off the ground it will crash back down with ransomware or some other nasty, given the UK government's propensity for digicock ups.

It started at Pixar. Now it's the Apple-backed 3D file format viewed as HTML of metaverse

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A question

As it is looking like VR metaverses are the latest bandwagon that everyone, his dog, cat and budgie is jumping into, I assume that if the world's users fall for the hype, there will be a huge increase necessary in processing power and servers to run this/these new universe/s.

Has anyone got around to calculating the requirements and consequent environmental impact?

As someone here mentioned on another thread

' just because you could, doesn' t mean you should.'

Why machine-learning chatbots find it difficult to respond to idioms, metaphors, rhetorical questions, sarcasm

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Re: Then again

If you tell a joke to a Russian and it doesn't make them laugh, they will call it 'English humour'.

Chris G

Re: Sarcasm

You beat me to it!

AI, ML or Neural Network, none of them 'understand' anything.

Google's Pixel 6 fingerprint reader is rubbish because of 'enhanced security algorithms'

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Re: Digital rights

The government has both my index fingerprints on record for my ID card, beyond that nobody gets any of my biometrics if I can help it, certainly not a phone made by a known data slurper, it's bad enough using Android even with most the obvious slurperage shut down.

I unlock my phone with a password, not that it holds anything of value or sensitivity, I just like to be difficult and cantankerous.

Nvidia anoints itself a creator of the metaverse

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Re: Adverterse...

I think you can get that down to its lowest common denominator; Adverse!

Chris G

Re: Roger F*****g Rabbit

Isn't that illegal?

Aside from rogering rabbits, I have no wish to be constantly surveilled by my car, my house, my environment or even my wife.

Also why do the avatars and surrounding have to be so cartoony, is reality going to be supplanted by a pixar universe?

I really like the universe I am currently in, even with the problems and challenges it holds, in a metaverse I don't think they are going to go away, plus a metaverse is the perfect place to create and deliver personalised ads 24/7.

NSO fails once again to claim foreign sovereign immunity in WhatsApp spying lawsuit

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Re: What's the best end result Meta can aim for?

I think the Whatsapp case is just highlighting NSO's business approach as an amoral company that will sell its software to anyone.

Including nations and organisations the US does not necessarily approve of, that's why the sanctions.

NSO's alleged contractual obligations are hardly likely to be enforceable by a relatively small company against foreign government agencies.

Reg scribe spends 80 hours in actual metaverse … and plans to keep visiting

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Aside from the exercise, the main joy of using my bike is being out in the fresh air, enjoying the scenery and riding in new places.

I realise Zwift has come into its own in lockdown but for me would be a very poor substitute.

In the house I use a cross trainer and loud speedcore, industrial core or a bit of thrash metal to spur me on.

Computer misuse crimes in UK surge to high not seen since 2017 even as prosecutions slump 20%

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Using a telephone survey to assess the level of criminal actions that may be used as a basis for legislation is iffy at best.

How was the survey phrased and the participants validated and what other parameters were applied?

For an organisation like the ONS a telephone survey is lazy research.

AI algorithms can help erase bright streaks of internet satellites – but they cannot save astronomy

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Perhaps, we need an international study to determine what numbers of satellites would be required to actually benefit us earthlings while permitting astronomy to continue.

I can see a point being reached where the only way to easily see past the fleets of sat's will be to subscribe to 'Astronomy as a service' from astronomical sats like Hubble launched by the new commercial generation of astrogarchs.

Reg reader returns Samsung TV after finding giant ads splattered everywhere

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Re: "you're also paying to be part of Samsung's global TV advertising network"

Absolutely, they should be paying you.

I think it is time that ownership of anything you buy/pay for, should be redefined, including rights and reasonable expectations.

If I have bought anything but still don't have the ability or, apparently the right to insist that features I dislike are able to be disabled, what is it I have actually bought?

Chris G

Re: Opted out

I have two smart TVs, one is connected to a Hotbird receiver so can't communicate anything.

The other is only connected to a terrestrial antenna and really only gets turned on to see the midnight clock on New Years Eve.

I wouldn't touch Samsung with a bargepole, had one of their phones a few years back, full of their pre-loaded rubbish, fortunately it was crushed under some steel we were putting together and I replaced it with a better phone.

Amazon hasn't launched one internet satellite yet, but it's now planning a fleet of 7,774

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The only thing I know of is INMARSAT who are involved with marine sat's.

Judging by the increasing numbers of constellations and the size of the constellations, it would seem to be time for a genuinely international body that can oversee the use of near space to the overall benefit of humanity and the planet.

Of course it would need some legal teeth that can't just be ignored the way the UN and the International Court are when it doesn't provide the results the some require.

No day in court: US Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court rulings will stay a secret

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Tax dollars at work

Americans (and probably citizens of most countries) are paying their government to spy on them.

Starry starry night? No, it's just more low Earth orbit satellites as BT and OneWeb ink deal

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Re: Yet more junk

Now is probably a good time to start thinking about how to clean up local space while making money out of it.

The good news is, in the near future there will be little chance of waking up one morning to discover vast alien ships floating over every capital city, they will have to navigate the maze of junk first, maybe blast some out of the way and give us time to phone Will Smith

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"What on Earth?"

This is being set up with I suspect mostly tax payer's money, when it gets sold off at a snip there will be benefits available for those who helped it along.

Just because governments don't plan much beyond the next election, doesn't mean the people in them are not looking slightly further ahead.

Hibernating instrument on Hubble roused as engineers ponder message problem

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Re: Hardware Outsourcing

If it turns out to be a hardware fault, NASA could send up a small robotic maintenance craft equipped with a high precision hammer.

So it is possible for Jeff Bezos to lose: Court dismisses Blue Origin complaint about Moon contract award to Elon Musk

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I think NASA was concerned that Bozos' lander might not be able to find the landing site, so would just land behind a mountain range in any old crater.

Microsoft: Many workers are stuck on old computers and should probably upgrade

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Re: What a crock of shit

It's enough to make one suspect that WinD'ohs has a plan to sell SaaS already installed on Devices as a Service in the future, and are testing the water.

140,000-plus drivers sent $60m in compensation checks after Amazon 'stole their tips'

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Re: Once again

Out of that 29% some 40+ million live below the poverty line, or about 12% of the total population.

In 2018, 27.5% in the US had no health insurance so generally the drug companies who supply their drugs underwrite their while recovering the cost of drugs from the government.

Chris G

Once again

A mega-corp has bought itself out of facing justice for illegal practices with a relatively small sum of money that to them is small change.

If you are big enough and have a near endless supply of lawyers, crime does pay.

It is about time the law was applied to these companies and if necessary changed to give it more teeth so that there is a price to pay and a criminal record for corporations, after all a corporation has the same rights as a person in most respects so it should be answerable to the law just like a person.

Apple seeks geniuses to work on 6G cellular modem before it's even shipped own 5G chip

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Re: it expects 6G to be deployed starting in 2030

Never mind 5 and 6G, 4 bars of 4G all of the time would nice before they go flogging the next shiny.

It seems that making a generation work seamlessly everwhere ought to be the aim, rather than making a generation obsolete just to keep the marketing boys happy.

Planning for new, improved generations makes sense but talking about rollout dates before they even know if it is going to work is just hype.

Honeymoons last a couple of weeks – the same goes for any love for the IT department

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Re: The cold wind of experience...

Tells me that any service whether it's IT, car mechanics or drain cleaners, is only as good as its last success and always as bad as its worst cock up.

It doesn't matter if you single handedly saved the world from the Y2K bug if you were merely involved in a system out, people are more likely to remember that.

Apple's anti-ad-tracking iPhone feature took a '$10bn' chunk out of social network revenues

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Perspective

How has that drop in advertising revenue affected the sales of those who would have placed ads and paid for the privilege?

Users pay FartBook for its services with their data, who then sells that data to the ad companies, who charge the product manufacturers who want to advertise their products and the manufacturers recover the cost of that advertising by charging the customers who provide the data to enable them to be advertised to.

Users lose twice.

Trick or treat? Massive solar storm could light up American skies this Halloween

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End of the world

Judging by the comments on some of the Youtube videos following some of the eruptions around the workd, there are a lot of god botherers who seem to think a CME will turn volcanoes into hell mouths and will herald the coming of the four horsemen.

It must be great to have such a vivid imagination.

Did you know there is an Oculus for Business? Make that 'was' – because Facebook has canned it after two years

Chris G

I find it quite interesting that the rosiest reports regarding VR and it's future originate for the most part from companies and organisations who make or are involved with VR.

I am always stuck with the mental image of 'Holidays in the goo' from American Dad, I know it has a certain appeal for gamers and if good enough, I could even see it being useful for training some professions but have yet to find any use for VR that is personally appealing.

Zuckerberg wants to create a make-believe world in which you can hide from all the damage Facebook has done

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Strapped to an IBM would do, just shove it out of a Hercules.