* Posts by Chris G

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Space-wrecks: Elon's prototype Moon ferry Starship blows its top during fuel tank test

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Learning curve

Slightly carbonised techy: "Uuhhmm dude! Maybe we should skip the spliff next time we're filling the tanks?"

No wonder cops are so keen on Ring – they can slurp your doorbell footage with few limits, US senators complain

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Ring

They can kiss mine, I'm not buying it.

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Is it me

Or is Amazon doing its best to make Google look like our cuddly friend by comparison these days?

You wanted flying cars and colony worlds. Instead, IKEA furniture-building-ish AI robots

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Furniture assembly is a complex task

Clearly there are no keen DIYers in this group of boffins.

The most amazing thing about IdonKEA is that they can sell MFI quality flatpack furniture made from mostly unrecyclable materials and to people who think it is cool stuff because it has a little Scandi design in the process.

I class it along with most flatpack furniture as 'Designed to fail furniture', they should cut out the middle man, on receipt of payment there should be a free delivery service to the nearest landfill.

Questions hang over Gatwick Airport after low level drone near-miss report

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Re: Point defense?

Shhh! the defence industry is probably listening.

Magic Leap's CFO and creative director quit, and it's not a harbinger of doom or anything

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Re: Pie in the sky safe harbour disclaimers?

"More information about factors that potentially could affect xyz.com's financial results is included "

That would be the final statement ' We will never have the product we said we would have'.

Pack your bags, you're going to America, Lord Chief Justice tells accused Brit hacker

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Re: He's screwed

"This explains why poor people, especially minorities, find them selves in jail for decades for what are often quite trivial charges. A foreigner without resources doesn't stand a chance in this environment, especially against Federal prosecutors, so I'd guess he's screwed"

That part of the system is stacked to keep the prison operating corps' supplied with a continuous labour pool.

The US Army recruits WALL-E Chris H as its next-generation bomb disposal robot

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7 Hours

I think the biggest advance here is thew battery technology, the bomb disposal robots in Northern Ireland during the troubles could do pretty much the same but duration was limited and the units with lead acid batteries were probably much heavier.

'Literally a paperweight': Bose users fume at firmware update that 'doesn't fix issues'

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Re: The more complex the plumbing...

I have a pair of Danish made Jamo speakers running through a satisfyingly heavy Denon amp, I have not heard anything that sounds better including a pair of Neuman studio monitors I have.

Interpol: Strong encryption helps online predators. Build backdoors

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Re: So, now it's back to Think Of The Children

If Interpol et al are really thinking of the children, they should get out from behind their evesdropping desks and make a start in India where a child goes missing about every ten minutes. That's something like 55,000 a year, obviously not all of them are the victims of paedo gangs but a high percentage fall victim to trafficking.

I doubt if the internet and/or encryption has anything to do with anything but a tiny percentage of those numbers.

And that's just India, never mind the rest of the World where encryption is unlikely to play much of a role.

Uncle Sam prepping order to extradite ex-Autonomy boss Mike Lynch from the UK

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Re: Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Small Minds

The US um Justice System has no concerns whatever regarding the decisions of foreign courts, if they want to prosecute you, then by god they will.

Welcome to cultured meat – not pigs reading Proust but a viable alternative to slaughter

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Re: they already exist

Human skin cell culture is already common for burn victims.

Skin is taken from a victim and cultured to graft on to severely burned areas without rejection problems.

I imagine if it was possible to produce in bulk for a skin bank somebody would already be doing it.

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Re: I'm going to need some long-term studies before I eat cultured meat.

No antibiotics?

A cuture is effectively an organism, albeit a simple one.

Meat cultures will be susceptible to infections without protection, there wil also be temptations for manufacturers to use growth enhancing additives, given we are talking about muscle, anabolic steroids anyone?

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@AC I gave you an upvote simply for your honesty.

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While this can definitely lead to progress in terms of animal welfare, I think it is likely to open up a whole new can of worms as far as food quality for the masses is concerned, after all corporations large enough to be able to invest in industrial scale cell culture are primarily concerned with profit not the relative health of their customers.

Besides, my feeling is to grow a decent burger you need a cow.

I would be interested to see some genuine and honest assessments regarding environmental advantages/disadvantages on such technology.

Can't you hear me knocking? But I installed a smart knocker

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Re: Well that was a waste...

Solar backup has sparkplugs that can foul?

Damn! I must look in my installation manual to see how to clean them regularly.

Diesel generators are far more reliable for standby.

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Very few locks are resistant to being frozen with plumbers pipe freezing spray, villains will lower the temperature of your expensive padlock sufficiently with one can, to make the metal very brittle, then whack it with a hammer and watch it disintegrate.

I know Abus make locks that are supposed to be freeze spray resistant.

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Re: The joys of automation...

The closest thing I have security wise to automation is an ancient gamekeeper's trip.

It consists of a metal slide with a catch, when a trip is triggered the slider containing a 12 bore shotgun blank slides diwn under it's own wait onto a firing pin. Anyone trying to break into my workshop will be lucky to get away with a change of underwear, if they have a heart attack, I'll take the advice of the Policia Local and borrow the neighbors JCB.

Physicists are rather giddy after creating a rare type of laser using laughing gas

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Re: Shoebox sized eh...

I was thinking of upscaling a little, say hollowed out volcano scale, it could be interesting.

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Penetration

With its penetrating potential this could be highly beneficial for many medical techniques but I can guarantee it gets developed into devices for military and security uses first.

What a load of bollards! Object of bloke's street furniture romp run over

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Re: Possible scenarios...

Being Middle of the Road with possible partners going both ways, I think this is a case of jealousy.

Boffins harnessed the brain power of mice to build AI models that can't be fooled

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Re: Cheese bias

Indeed, modern mice have digital showing a preference for vital cable insulation over cheese, up to nine times out of ten.

I am curious as to the effects of exposure to different categories of images to mice.

For example hours of mouse porn or millions of cat pictures, something like that could bring down the internet.

In your face! US Senate mulls bipartisan federal law on police facial recognition use

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Clarity

" The bill would include a provision allowing use without a warrant in extenuating circumstances."

Will they define extenuating circumstances, or will every cop have an extenuating circumstance issued each day with the camera?

NASA spanks $34bn on a disposable rocket – likely to top $50bn by 2024 moon landing

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Context

The cost for the Gerald Ford carrier was $37 billion for 2018 so the advances and al the research carried out by NASA is pretty good value for money compared to that.

Judge shoots down Trump admin's efforts to allow folks to post shoddy 3D printer gun blueprints online

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Re: Why a 3D printed gun?

Can any idiot print the ammo as well, or is that freely available over the counter in most repressive states?

What a boar! Wild pigs snort and snuffle €20k worth of marching powder stashed in Tuscan forest

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After a good snort

Piggy talked his chops off!

They terrrk err jerrrbs! Vodafone replaces 2,600 roles with '600 bots' in bid to shrink €48bn debt

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As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

Voda was shit in the UK when they first started, they were shit in Spain when I made the mistake of thinking they were offering a good deal and now they are about to float off down a sewer..... Byyyeeeee!

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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Making a stink about a.....stink

I think city dwellers are becoming a little oversensitive to smells.

A few years back some green welly ex yuppies bought a house next door to a farm in a village not too far from me.

A few months in they began to complain about the cowshed, something that had been there in various forms for literally centuries, eventually they took it to court where the case was found against the farmer.

He had to take down the shed, move it and change his farming practices, after that no local for miles around would speak to them, even in the snottier one of the two local pubs.

A few more months and their place was up for sale after damaging a man and his family's income and pissing off the locals.

What's that variant of frozen water?

Shock! US border cops need 'reasonable suspicion' of a crime before searching your phone, laptop

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Re: No problem

One of the places where you can- gasp- walk across the border?.

That would be the Shengen treaty zone, 26 sovereign countries who permit free passage to all.

Astroboffins baffled as Curiosity rover takes larger gasps of oxygen in Martian summers

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Emitting methane and oxygen?

Sounds like the plant based Martian Sand Cow to me.

Facebook iOS app silently turns on your phone camera. Ah, relax – it's just a bug, lol!?

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Re: Which is it

Bugs traditionally, are what spies and government agencies use to eavesdrop and spy on you.

Sounds to me that that is exactly what it is here.

I bet FB has perfect back up for all of it's data in Utah.

Hey, you've earned it: Huawei chucks workers a £219m bonus for tackling US blacklist

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Trollface

Rewarding workers for working hard? Isn't that socialism?

Workers are not supposed to be able to reach the carrot.

Uber CEO compares pedestrian death to murder of Saudi journalist, saying all should be forgiven

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Re: He then argued that everyone should be forgiven.

" instant body-disposal devices"

That'll be the new upcoming front loader shovel and a hopper in the back.

Soylent Green anybody?

Congress to FCC: Where’s the damn report on mobile companies selling location data?

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Re: "rural types come from a very "independent" mindset"

The subsidies that farmers recieve is more about underpinning the industries that buy from farmers and not only in the US.

Supermarket chains and food processing drive the price of farm goods so low that without subsidies, farming would go out of business, it's also an aid to slow down the takeover of farming completely by megacorp farming companies. When that happens expect the quality of the world's food to be even more suspect.

Is this paragraph from Trump or an AI bot? You decide, plus buy your own AI for $399

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AI?

Well, that may explain why I see see so much similarity between the pres and the old Max Headroom persona.

I think the humour routines have been deleted in favour of sanction generators though.

Chinese chip giant calls on US tech to help out with Trump tariffs – not a quid pro quo, obviously

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Re: I don't expect a trade deal under this administraion, if ever

You are in danger of being labeled a conspiracist not least because you are correct. Manifest Destiny was the cry that justified the wars against Mexico and annexation of what became most of the South Western US, it was also the cry used to justify the appalling treatment and breaking of treaties with the native peoples of North America.

Many will tell you Manifest Destiny was a thing in the mid nineteenth century but in fact it never went away.

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"His comments pushed stocks down."

The Don' has probably done more for CFD traders than any President since the '90s when CFD first became a thing

Enjoy a tipple or five? You might need this AI system to tell you when it's time for a new liver

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If they aim this system at tweets or Farcebook comments the potential for discovering liver disease based on loquacity will leap to about 98% based on the current model.

Robotics mastermind admits: I pushed over my 1-year-old daughter to understand balance

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For stair climbing Daleks you need to install the patented Acme Dalek detecting self straightening stairway.

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At least he didn't steal his daughter's lollipop or hasn't admitted to it yet.

Spot the dog will have a lot less trouble with meatsacks and doors when it has fore and aft mini guns mounted, is it just me or is that thing really creepy?

Bloodhound rocket car target of 550mph put on ice after engine overheat

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Re: Dear AC

If humanity was driven only by what is practical and/or relevant, we would be living in a poorer and less interesting world. Besides, you never know what might be found to be useful later on, in the apparently irrelevant knowledge the Bloodhound team gain from this endeavour.

To avoid that Titanic feeling, boffins create an unsinkable hydrophobic metal with laser power

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Re: Could this reduce friction?

I have worked on a fair number of sailing and motor yachts, including doing the prep and application of anti foul, it doesn't matter which one you use, sometimes the little critters in the water just decide they like it and grow there.

Barnacles and the like start life as microscopic organisms that would probably regard a microscopically laser roughed surface as an invitation to set up home.

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Re: Hmmm...

Damn! That's burst my bubble, I was thinking of a pair of superhydrophobic shoes.

Surveillance kit slinger accused of slapping 'Made in America' on Chinese gear, selling it to the US government

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Re: Value added!

There's the crucial bit ' assembled' .

As I understand it, you can buy all of the components for an item, from abroad and then assemble them in America and then legally slap a Made In America label on it.

After 13 years I assume most of this stuff worked okay.

What could go wrong? Redmond researchers release a blabbering bot trained on Reddit chats

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Re: Oh, dear, I think you will find reality has gone on the blink again

"SSiiiighh! I've got a brain the size of a planet and here I am making inane Reddit comments to myself.

“The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.”

Blood, snot and fear: Why the travelling lone tech reporter should always knock twice

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With my luck I would have walked in on Comic Book Guy dressed in a gimp suit and then had to fight my way out.

Beardy biologist's withering takedown of creationism fetches $564,500 at auction

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I have had a Gutenberg download for some time, there is a huge amount of good reading on there.

I used to rent a smallholding on Downe Bank, one of the places that Darwin used to walk and that he studied. There are a couple of plants that grow there and nowhere else in the World, it sparked my interest in wild flowers and plants, the diversity in such a small area is amazing.

Europe to straggle Japan, China, US and Korea in 5G adoption stakes

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Europe to straggle

Who actually makes a European phone?

I think Blaupunkt make a small phone but can't think of anyone else.

I suppose I can go a bit easier on the tin foil for a bit so that's a benefit.

Controversies aren't Boeing away for aircraft maker amid claims of faulty oxygen systems and wobbling wings

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Boeing, Boeing....... Gone?

Another company that has obviously been thinking it's too big to fail, they may have a surprise coming to them if they don't get sorted rapidly.

Or it could be too late, what other skeletons are waiting to fall out of closets?

Boffins hand in their homework on Voyager 2's first readings from beyond Solar System

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Re: Obligatory PTerry reference

" probably looked a lot like a rodent"

That explains a lot about the behaviour and looks of one or two acquaintances.