* Posts by Chris G

6754 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2007

Apple tries to have VirnetX VPN patent ruling overturned again, US Supremes say no... again

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Added value

The fact that Apple use the technology at all implies that it is necessary and therefore adds value to their product, and yet such a large and cash rich company as Apple fights tooth and nail to avoid paying for it.

I'll stick to my cheap but excellent Chinese made waterproof, dustproof and drop proof phone that has a bigger battery, more ram, more memory and is less likely to be stolen than a Walled Garden™ item.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to save data from a computer that should have died aeons ago

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Cockroach syndrome

When horrendous old kit like this gets caught in the light of day, it just tells you there are thousands more lurking in the dust and crud in the offices of backward looking businesses.

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles

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Re: Bah!

I prefer my beef with roast potatoes, veg and gravy.

Not with dripping candles.

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We have quite a few kebab shops run by Moroccans here the meat is Halal so always fresh, being Spain, the tomatoes are excellent and the spicy sauces they come up with are top endorphin stimulaters, MacD's on the other hand are expensive smell like a trash can and the sugary burger buns are only slightly less disgusting than the dildo* pickle that taints everything it comes close to.

*Yes I know, but I doubt it has ever had anything to do with a vegetable.

I would also like to know the legal definition of '100% Fresh Beef'.

Worried about future planet-cleansing superbugs? But distrust AI? Guess you're not interested in these antibiotics

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Is it me

Or does Halicin sound like a bad breath lozenge?

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Re: Sorry Dave,

Outside of the West it is common public opinion that the virus is part Trump's plan to destabilise China's economy. One broadcaster mentioned the more than 150 bio-warfare research labs that exist in the States, true or not it's easy to see where this kind of thinking comes from.

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So it's a neural network a one trick pony that is not intelligent.

If it can only deal with one ste of parameters without being re-engineered, it is not intelligent at all.

Insects have more smarts than that.

'Don't tell anyone but I have a secret.' There, that's my security sorted

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Not a freebie in sight

I used to go to a few trade shows in the UK for various types of equipment, even as the guy who signed the purchase orders, I still never received better than the odd propelling pencil, something I have never used.

However, most of the exhibitors I already had a working relationship with, would pull out bottles of good scotch and offer me a snort, I always declined as a: I don't like scotch and b: I like to be able to remember what I have ordered and signed for. The upside was that I used to get good discounts for personal purchases that I needed for ahem, my side job.

If you're struggling to keep new year resolutions, try NGTS-10b, a mere 1,000 LY away. One year is just 18 hrs

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Curious as to the effect this planet would have on its sun if it spirals into it.

If the planet has a similar composition to Jupiter of largely hydrogen and helium, would that be enough to kick-start a new phase in the star?

Buzzwords ahoy as Microsoft tears the wraps off machine-learning enhancements, new application for Dynamics 365

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A I A I O

And on this farm they had a pig!

It was wearing lipstick

London's Metropolitan Police flip the switch: Smile, fellow citizens... you're undergoing Live Facial Recognition

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No-one would have believed in the twentieth year of the twentyfirst century that more and more of this world was being watched keenly and closely by tiny intelligences and yet full of their own importance; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.

With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter, unaware or uncaring that the tiny intelligences were convinced of the wrong doing of every human.........

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Corona masking

I think citizens have every right to mask themselves to help prevent infection spreading in a crowded city like London and should all wear medical masks a la China and Japan.

Yo, Imma let you finish, but for the 6,000 people still using that app on a daily basis ... we have a question: why?

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@AC

"I often wonder in this day and age if a new player could enter the search or connecting people marketplace."

Considering I have just discovered that there are people who sell 'Adulting classes' to Millenials

https://www.studyinternational.com/news/todays-students-classes-adulting/

I should think there is a market for just about anything.

WARNING the link I gave will try to track you.

I'm beginning to wonder if evolution has decided humankind are no longer fit to survive. Coming Up; Darwinian Pandemic strikes!

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Yo dude

I'm like, totally stoked at this rad app man!

Now, where did I leave those last few brain cells?

Researchers trick Tesla into massively breaking the speed limit by sticking a 2-inch piece of electrical tape on a sign

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I'm waiting

For the IoT traffic signs that will inevitably be introduced when there are enough self driving cars on the road. I am guessing they will broadcast speed limits and traffic conditions with an update facility that script kiddies will love.

"But the traffic sign told me to accelerate and turn into the oncoming traffic."

Facebook tells US tax bods: Swear to God, we were only worth $6.5bn in 2010 because we were menaced by... MySpace and smartphones

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You don't think...... I mean it's not possible that um.. Facebook has lied at all?

Instagram influencer fools followers into thinking Ikea photoshoot was Bali holiday

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Re: Stole my idea

In my day we called 'em Irish screwdrivers, I have a very comprehensive set, and yes I was very well paid, mainly due to the fact that I could drive a screw without bending it, using a 4lb club hammer.

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Re: Stole my idea

I would be embarrassed to give the impression that my house is entirely furnished with Scandipack furniture.

I have two €3:00 rugs that my cat sleeps on, otherwise this is an IKfree zone.

Particulary as I am a trained carpenter and have a good workshop in the garden.

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Re: I don't beleeeve it!

I have contacts in Bali I could go with you and corroborate your findings.

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I don't beleeeve it!

I cast doubt on much of what I read on the interwotsit, it's very hard to know anymore what's true and what's not.

I even have doubts about this article and I don't believe this comment.

Fire Brigades Union warns of wonky IT causing dangerous delays in 999 control rooms

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Re: Maybe the FBU shouldn't have sabotaged FiReControl then

I wouldn't want you to design or recommend anything that may affect my life or safety.

Where local or regional emergency services are needed, local and regional knowledge with robust redundancy built in is the way to save lives and property. An unwieldy top heavy national system would cost lives even in the unlikely event of it saving money.

Among those pardoned by Trump this week: Software maker ex-CEO who admitted hacking into rivals' systems

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The definition of a successful business man

Is one who didn't get caught doing anything naughty.

Or, one who has been on the naughty step but is very very very sorry (and has some money or friends in the right place).

And they said IoT was trash: Sheffield 'smart' bins to start screaming when they haven't been emptied for a fortnight

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Re: How is that going to work?

Well, you wouldn't go very far working for a council if you ask questions like that.

You have to keep your head down and not make waves, especially when it could be interfering with somebody's holidays courtesy of a salesman.

Now Internet Society told to halt controversial .org sale… by its own advisory council: 'You misread the community mindset around dot-org'

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Transparency

It's transparently obvious they are planning to make themselves rich at everyone else's expense.

Vodafone: Yes, we slurp data on customers' network setups, but we do it for their own good

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Re: call centre

Voda' employees and those of Voda' franchises are trained to lie, I say that because the lies you get from different people at different locations have a common theme similar enough to show they originate from the same source.

In my last dealings with them before going to a different supplier I recorded the conversations.

When you record face to face in one of their shops and tell them you are doing it, the conversation on their side is almost non existent.

Is it OPPOsites day? Chinese smartphone giant expected to develop its own silicon

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Mariana Plan

That'll piss off the yanks, they think they own the Marianas Trench as the islands of the same name are US territory and the trench is a declared US National Monument. So they can accuse another Chinese company of not only being a security risk but stealing American place names as well.

Japan would like to offer 5G firms cheap loans – because subsidies are only bad when Huawei gets them

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Re: This outrageous!

If the tax breaks and investment, lead to a huge 5G industry developing in Japan, I hope they realise how much of a security threat they will become to the 'Free World'.

Jeff Bezos bungs $10bn at climate change after chump change for Oz bush fires

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Re: Go-Juice?

Hmmm. Reading comprehension not your strong point?

The Bezos mix is less unpleasant than some rocket fuels but the article was fairly obvious about its lack of eco-friendlyness in production terms, or at least left the question hanging there.

Microsoft to bravely defend US democracy for a slack handful of voters in Fulton, Wisconsin

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Anonymity?

How do these systems guarantee your right to a secret ballot as opposed to a piece of paper with a cross thrown into a box?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a flying solar panel: BAE Systems' satellite alternative makes maiden flight in Oz

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Rising to the challenge

I think a consortium of Reg readers stand a far better chance of getting a combat ready, optionally manned aircraft into the air in two years, as opposed to BAE.

C'mon SPARCky, it's just an admin utility update. What could possibly go wrong?

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I am guessing the article title refers to this : https://youtu.be/2xIHVrTc0ps a great short.

Good news: Neural network says 11 asteroids thought to be harmless may hit Earth. Bad news: They are not due to arrive for hundreds of years

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Re: Sounds like ...

That was more or less my take on their results, more an attempt at creating a statistical Idiot Savant with the accent on idiot than wvientific research.

I suppose if enough black boxes are built, sooner or later one will apoear that is fully understood and broader in scope than most of these are at the moment, possibly even intelligent.

Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into?

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Re: I know I will be downvoted but....

In this particular shitshow, nobody is beyond the range of flying shit, so we all live in it.

Cache me if you can: HDD PC sales collapse in Europe as shoppers say yes siree to SSD

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I have actually placed the cylinders into an Edison phone and can definitely say things have moved on a bit since then ( we were clearing out an office in an old factory inthe '70s a friend had rented, the Edison phone was in a cupboard).

Can AI-enhanced virtual sports presenters do the job? It's a big ask

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Re: To be fair...

I have no problems getting my wife to put on a jumper while the house is warming up. And she's Russian, tough as nails i the cold outside but used to 25°+ inside 24hrs a day.

I don't even have to get a whip and a chair out with her jumper.

Herding cats however....

'That's here. That's home. That's us': It's 30 years since Voyager 1 looked back and squinted at a 'Pale Blue Dot'

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Human curiosity

Sometimes when you turn over a stone, you may find something that could bite or sting you but you will always have an opportunity to learn from it.

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police

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Re: Be a government informer! Betray your family and friends! Fabulous prizes to be won!

And have Hacker on your child's resume for the rest of their life.

Because it's too time consuming/difficult/they don't know how to delete, to remove it from the record.

Bloke forks out £12m, hands over keys to tropical island to shoo away claims that his web marketing biz was a scam

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The pillage of the scammed

How many people still fall for these scams every year. You would think as the scam goes on, demanding ever more money without revealing anything useful that the scammed would become suspicious and pull out or investigate in some way.

Or is it that they are too embarrassed to admit they may have been gullible and continue in the hope their suspicion is wrong?

The scum who run these things shouldn't be able to get away with it so lightly, I can imagine they have destroyed lives, settling like this is too easy for them.

Talk about high tech: Tens of thousands of Cali marijuana convictions to go up in smoke, thanks to algorithms

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Interesting

That is his is retrospective. Does that his mean that overturning okd conictions will open up the possibility of compensation for those having paid fines or suffered consequences from arrest such as loss of their job etc?

I can see some litigation coming when it's decided who should be sued.

Astroboffins agog after spotting the first repeating fast radio burst that pings every 16 days from another galaxy

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Re: Decoded signal....

After running the signal through standard decryption, I can tell you it says something about a hyperspatial bypass and 24 hours.

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Re: Aliens? Or something more prosaic? We're hoping for aliens

It's a well known fact that aliens don't use keys, they teleport in and out so they wouldn't steal your keys.

The large ones are clumsy but you would notice one knocking a picture off the wall, as for toilet paper; you have heard of Terran Tummy?

Meet Clippy 9000: Microsoft brags about building Earth's largest AI language model, refuses to let it out of the lab

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Re: My litmus test

That reminds me of an ex girlfriend when she was a t veterinary college.

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Predict a human like follow on sentence.

So no intelligence involved just a probability engine?

This is possibly ready for Instagram or Whatsapp chats because they are vaccuous and mostly content free, a white noise generator of the written word

No intelligence here, nothing to see, move along please.

Raw sunlight is going to cause our asteroid belt to spin itself to death by YORPing – but not for another six billion years

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Re: Why wait for the show?

Made glorious summer by this sun of yorp mayhap a trifle cloudy.

Forget the Oscars, the Solar Orbiter is off to take a close look at our nearest (and super-hot) star

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Boffest

A bunch of happy boffins.

The ESA have some excellent projects under their collective belts, long may they continue to add to the sum of knowledge of our universe.

HPE's orders to expert accountant in Autonomy trial revealed

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Re: Leave EU, regain Sovereignty would be in Tatters and Proven to be a Monumental Deceit?

I was wondering if the judge could make an order preventing Lynch's extradition before he has made his judgement.

In the event Lynch is not found culpable, that should have an effect on the extradition proceedings.

Starliner snafu could've been worse: Software errors plague Boeing's Calamity Capsule

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URDA

Large Aerospace Company, looking for experienced programmer to write URDA protocols for large scale projects.

Must be able to work to tight timescales and budgets.

URDA: Unplanned Rapid Disassembly Avoidance.

Beware, Tesla might take away your car's autopilot if you buy its vehicles from third party dealerships – plus more news

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AI the new magic

The uptake of so called AI to deal with the issues in the article are a clear indication of the lack of professionalism and disinclination to learn on the part of those who fun the justice and welfare systems.

The software is only as good as the writers and they will only be as good as the hey are allowed to be, given the algorithms are commercial products, they will always suffer from the pressure to get it into the sales catalogues.

The potential damage these products can and are doing to society and the way government is run will be expensive and difficult to remedy.

Day 4 of outage: UK's Manchester police deploy exciting new carbon-based method to record crime

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Re: Upgrade imminent

Knowing Crapita, I suspect that the member of Crapita staff implenting their upgrades is normally employed in the canteen cleaning up but has an interest in IT, so he gets an extra fiver when he does a bit of PC work. Probably , he got to do the upgrade at pub o clock on a Friday.

Uncle Sam tells F-35B allies they'll have to fly the things a lot more if they want to help out around South China Sea

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Let me get this right

The UK is buying history's most expensive military aircraft ever and the UK has to spend the time and money to prove it's operational reliability?

Or am I reading it wrong?

Not only that but the damned things have to use WX to operate the maintenance software, I hope they can kill the telemetry and avoid an in-flight BSOD inducing incoming patch.

F35 the gift that keeps on costing, perhaps they should done a fleet lease scheme.