* Posts by Chris G

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After 20-year battle, Channel island Sark finally earns the right to exist on the internet with its own top-level domain

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Re: Tabloid Hyperbole

Quite, Sark is no longer feudal, that was dismantled in 2008 and replaced with a 30 chamber of 28 elected members, 1 life member and one hereditary.

It's time to track people's smartphones to ensure they self-isolate during this global pandemic, says WHO boffin

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Huge opportunity

For nannyism to dominate the world.

As usual, normal people can't be trusted to have any common sense so they will see to our needs.

Forever!

Tech won't save you from lockdown disaster: How to manage family and free time while working from home

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I like the bucket greens Jake. Last year we had 3 types of lettuce, rocket and cilantro in buckets, they did well but we thought we had flying snails as they kept getting eaten. Turns out it was grasshoppers and locusts so this year they are getting fruit net around them.

Next year when I get the space ready we are growing spuds, three harvests a year is common here and home grown tatties are hard to beat.

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Re: You are *working* from home

I am working AT home, for me.

Luckily I retired two years ago, I am renovating the fixer upper I bought to retire to, start work about 10:00, have a snack around 14:00 and stop between 18:00 -19:00.

We're on lockdown anyway in Spain but I am a bit miffed as my car is in the workshop 'til Monday when I have to walk 6Km to pick it up, then I can go on my second shopping trip to see what isn't in the shops, although when I went before it wasn't too bad.

The local farmers cooperative is just down the road though and farming doesn't stop so they are open and have several thousand litres of the latest local wine for sale at less than €1:00 a litre.

So no need for me to panic buy.

Everyone stay safe and relax, it's probably not forever.

Thought you'd go online to buy better laptop for home working? Too bad, UK. So did everyone. Laptops, monitors and WLANs fly off shelves

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Re: it's going to be recourse to the chainsaw, liquidiser, and home made sieve tray

Where can I buy soft absorbent sea shells?

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The end result

Since so many employers are investing in enabling staff to work from home as much as possible, I wonder how this will end up.

Will employers suddenly think I they should get rid of all that office infrastructure and find efficient ways of supervising remote office workers?

Or will everyone be delighted to get back to their cubicles and bosses will be delighted to have them back where they can keep an eye on them?

There seems to be the potential here for a shift in how people work and are employed never mind the possible social consequences.

Line-of-business folk will have bigger role in growing robotic process automation revolution

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Banks are the worst examples, trying to minimise human contact while not investing enough in the systems they want you to use.

Bad news: Coronavirus is spreading rapidly across the world. Good news: Nitrogen dioxide levels are decreasing and the air on Earth is cleaner

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Re: Turns out to be used already for COVID 19

Benzalkonium chloride is one of the main ingredients used in the disinfectant sprays for beaches in busy tourist spots so it must be relatively cheap and manufactured in bulk. I know it usedto be in a lot of household cleaner too but I haven't read a label lately.

Thankfully, our AI savior is here to nail the COVID-19 pandemic: A neural network that can detect coughing

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It's not the cough that carries you off

It'll be the AI linked health police.

If the system could, as mentioned in the article, be much more discerning as to the type of cough it might be useful, as it is I don't see a genuine practical use for it without more development.

Netflix starts 30-day video data diet at EU's request to ensure network availability during coronavirus crisis

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I live in the boonies in Spain, I have an antenna on the roof that receives from a tower around 6Km away in the nearest village, for about a week now I would say things are about 30% slower than before and YouTube qualityis way down. Too tight to pay for Netflix.

Yes, true, fusion reactors don't work quite yet, but, er, maybe AI can help us stop our experiments from imploding

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We'll have fusion in the next 20/30/40 years

So if they continue working on the AI at the same time it should be pretty good by the time fusion really is here.

British Army adopts WhatsApp for formal orders as coronavirus isolation kicks in

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Whatsnext

Ammo resupply via Ammozon prime?

Pervasive digital surveillance of citizens deployed in COVID-19 fight, with rules that send genie back to bottle

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Re: Should have seen that coming

I think it would be naive to not assume that government agencies everywhere do not avail themselves of the data that is available from the likes of Google, FB et al.

All they have to do is pay for it and I am sure it works out cheaper than using their own staff.

America: We'll send citizens cash checks amid coronavirus financial hardship. UK: We'll offer £330bn in biz loans

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Trollface

Re: I'm confused.

Just wait.

Once/if this pandemic is over, the Dems will be impeaching Trump for buying votes.

Nigerian spammer made 3X average national salary firehosing macro-laden Word docs at world+dog

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don't open unsolicited email attachments

99.9% of the time I don't even open unsolicited emails. On the odd occasion I will get something that sounds as though it might be relevant but I check the message source first.

Data centres are warm and designed to move air very efficiently. Are they safe to visit during the pandemic?

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Re: WHO guidance... regularly disinfect work surfaces, keyboards and telephones

Currently one of their duties ought to be 24Hr sanitation on ATMs, keyboard and screens.

The Unihertz Atom XL: An iPhone SE-sized rugged phone that's also a walkie-talkie

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Must try harder

Unihertz ' offering seems a little overpriced and underwhelming compared to a number of of the Chinese tough phone makers such as Ulefone or Qubot, there are others but I can't remember the names offhand .

I have had a Ulefone Armor 2 for three years 6GB RAM 64GB ROM 5200mAh battery 13MP main camera 8MP secondary, PTT etc , 3 yrs old and as good as when I bought it and that's was two years working in construction sites until I retired. The later offerings from the two I mentioned are way better and still surprisingly low priced with excellent customer reviews. My wife is currently looking at buying one, as, like many people has often broken screens and other bits by dropping plus swims often in the summer and these take a pretty goo pic under water.

Supply, demand and a scary mountain of debt: The challenges facing IT as COVID-19 grips the global economy

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Re: The NEUKlearer Option ..... in Derivative AI Futures Markets in Support of Quantum Leaping

Is the seven and a half trillion dollar US debt considered to be liquidity?

Asking for a friend.

Chris G

The moron being described as 'Leader if the free world' is not a leader and the bit of the world he is allegedly leader of, is certainly not free.

In any sense of the term, not even it's apparently 'free market'.

I live in a place that I consider a part of a reasonably free world and there is no fecking way he is my leader.

TensorFlow gets its quantum of solace, lid lifted on 'all-seeing crime-detecting' AI upstart, and more

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Re: Banjo's action - illegal?

My bicycle, when I am out on it, is in full public view, anyone can see it.

However, if someone takes it and stores it, at minimum they are going to get a slap upside the head.

Coronavirus pandemic latest: Trump declares 'two very big words' – national emergency – and unexpectedly ropes in Google to help in some form

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Re: The toilet paper and ramen Apocalypse...

Part of your problem in the states, is the fact that the health system is built around the numbers that have adequate health insurance. That leaves some 80 odd million people without any reasonable cover or possibility of any chance of testing and expectation of decent treatment in the event they contract the disease.

Add to that the effects of epidemic contagion overwhelming a system based on helping those that can best pay, the system is looking at a very large potential problem. If the government doesn't put the welfare of the people and the means ALL of the people equally as a priority, it is looking at the potential for serious political realignment.

Apple reopens stores in China as Middle Kingdom regains control of COVID-19 – after closing all its outlets in Italy

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Re: Lockdown won't work, as France and Italy will discover.

I see so many people talking about the lead time/s for developing a vaccine.

The common cold is caused by any of a group of four families of corona virus, research that extends back over decades has still not found a functional vaccine for even a fraction of common cold viruses so don't hold your breath while waiting for a covid-19 vaccine.

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Re: So what did China do...

Are people really dumb enough to allow their kids out while a school closing pandemic is doing the rounds?

I think the parenting classes they offer to newly pregnants need upgrading.

Tinfoil hat brigade switches brand allegiance to bog paper

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Re: Corona hits 2020 - for german speakers

My German is very sketchy but that was very funny and very German.

Chris G

When the chick hits the pan

Or not in my case. I went shopping Wednesday to the nearest town, toilet paper was low but not sold out. However in three different supermarkets all of the whole prepared chickens were sold out.

Either chickens arebeing decimated by the virus, or, the Spanish herehave an anti viral chicken preparation that I haven't heard of.

Chicken breasts, wings or legs were all available but zero whole chickens, plus they are too small to wear so I don't think they have shielding properties.

Microsoft's Bill Gates defrag is finally virtually complete: Billionaire quits board to double down on philanthropy

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Charitably guiding the world into his preferred image.

ExoMars team delays 2020 Red Planet road trip after failing to complete all necessary testing

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Delay the mission?

Nah! Let's use an AI to model the 'chutes.

It'll be okay!

No, really, it'll be fine.

Yelp finally gets its chance to tell US Congress how Google screws its listings service every minute of every day

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Re: Google Fu required

Thanks for that Rich 2 I'll try your suggestions.

Chris G

Re: Google Fu required

Duck Duck Go is alright and has some benefits but owing to it's main source of search results being Bing means that the results seem to be quite narrow in scope and from my point of view here in Europe, very US centric. Google seems to give a wider range but I have to spend a lot of time scrolling past so many of it's 'preferred' ads and others who seem to come high up the list even when their relevance to the search parameters are low.

Appareils électroniques: Right to repair gets European Commission backing

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Re: It is not just phones.

Do Bosch not use industry standard bearings? If there is no number on the bearing itself you can usually take the measurements; ID,OD, width and application details and talk to a bearing supplier who normally can match 99.9% of bearings, that's what I used to do with oddball grounds maintenance equipment from strange places.

Of course if they are deliberately using one off items designed for a particular machine they should be nuked from space because that would be walled garden territory, there's nothing on a washing machine that could need a bearing that would be non- standard.

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Good!

I am pleased to see Europe pushing for this, particularly batteries that have quite a lot of unpleasant substances in them.

As far as I know there is only one European company that has researched the recycling of lithium based batteries and they are based in Belgium I think called Umicore.

If the car industry has done well out of repairs and spares for decades there should be no reason why the same can't be done for other goods.

US prez Donald Trump declares America closed to those flying in from Schengen zone over coronavirus woes

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Another brick in the wall

Just keep building that wall Donny boy!

I just feel sorry for all the sensible Americans who will be stuck behind it.

White House turns to Big Tech to fix coronavirus blunders while classifying previous conversations

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Re: Prediction - America will suffer a shit storm

Well, at least your scenario will be the first step for the Billionaire's Club plan to reduce the world population to 500 million.

Chris G

Re: Oh My!

Death rides a horse called Binky in the Discworld books.

Ah ! Just discovered Aqueduct is a racecourse.

Yeah, Binky will be the last across the line.

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Re: Oh My!

I suspect the the reason for classification is so the the public won't hear about Pence and Pompeo speaking in tongues, spouting from the Book of Revelations about disease and pestilence and waiting for a horse called Binky.

Good luck pitching a tent on exoplanet WASP-76b, the bloody raindrops here are made out of molten iron

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Hell of a tan

And going for a refreshing shower after a day in the sun, not really an option.

US telcos tossed yet another extension to keep going with Huawei kit despite America's 'security threat' concerns

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Re: Ugh

The latest extension and potential of more to come, is, I hate to say it, quite clever.

Huawei doesn't know from one minute to the next how stable it's sales and US parts purchasing is so forcing it to look for other suppliers while to some degree stalling their ability to bring new products to the table with predictable markets.

At the same time it is helping US companies to keep their heads above water with sales to Vhina or more time for others to renew infrastructure.

All part of OHSG's art of the deal.

I liked the State dept's quote ' Security or Foreign policy' The foreign policy bit should come first and be written in caps.

Rocket Lab wants to break free, hopes next mission is more 'A Kind Of Magic' than 'Another One Bites The Dust'

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The buck will stop

When they kill a crew and unfortunately that's the way it looks things are going in.

Simulations and computer modelling are valuable tools but are literally no substitute for actual flight hours.

I hooe NASA'S peek at Boeing's work culture includes the beancounters and the boys at the top.

Avast's AntiTrack promised to protect your privacy. Instead, it opened you to miscreant-in-the-middle snooping

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Re: Avast

They are just a sales outfit nowadays, trading on the fact that they used to be a top player.

Download any Avast/AVG software and you will have nagware al day long, trying to sell you more of their crap.

Salesmen and beancounters can't write security software.

Think your smartwatch is good for warning of a heart attack? Turns out it's surprisingly easy to fool its AI

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Re: Says more about their CNN possibly

I wouldn't rely on any piece of kit doing a clinical job that is produced as a consumer item.

There is a conflict between producing a marketable item that makes a profit and something that produces highly accurate results and has guarantees on performance.

Are there any clinical standards written into law for smart wearables that can supposedly monitor your health?

Because if there aren't, there should be.

House of Lords push internet legend on greater openness and transparency from Google. Nope, says Vint Cerf

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Google does it's own thing and will continue to untill legislation stops it. Google's search algorithms are heavily weighted in favour of a few players who are obviously large contributors to Google's success, that will not change easily or overnight.

You Tube on the other hand comes across as clearly disingenuous, they demonetise content makers often seemingly on a whim, explaining that various aspects of the content does not meet standards and that advertisers would not want their products associated with that content. But they still allow it ti be posted because they know it draws viewers to the platform and they promote ads around the allegedly sub- standard content but don't have to pay for it.

They are, basically, ful of shit.

NSO Group fires back at Facebook: You lied to the court, claims spyware slinger, and we've got the proof

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Re: What laws have they broken?

Hard to say what laws have been broken and by whom!

Malware manufacturer vs Malware.

Australian privacy watchdog sues Facebook for *checks notes* up to £266bn

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Re: Zuck it

The result of this is likely to be some seriously and newly rich lawyers and a total audit od Oz's privacy laws.

Meanwhile the ginger nut will not be appearing in court and FBOz will be making loads of puerile, childish statements about how it's not their fault.

UK.gov is not sharing Brits' medical data among different agencies... but it's having a jolly good think about it

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Not right now, at the moment

Two phrases that are intended to leave room for plausible deniability.

" I said we weren't doning it at the moment, I didn't say we absolutely wouldn't do it ever."

Aren't politicians such honest, straight talking, cuddly people?

Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42

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If there is a Salmon of Doubt

There should be a prawn of regret.

In the seventies I was having too much of all kinds of fun to listen to the beeb, so I missed HHGTTG. Douglas Addans though not as prolific as the great Terry Pratchett has left a comparable legacy and I missed the start of it.

UK spy auditor gives state snoops a big pat on the back for job well done – except MI5

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Re: Spy agencies

I think FB is just the money making wing of the NSA.

That would explain the Zuckerborg attitude to Congress and Parliament.

Don't be fooled, experts warn, America's anti-child-abuse EARN IT Act could burn encryption to the ground

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Six endorsements

From companies that only support encryption in as much as they can sell it.

If, however, it is preventing them from using much of your data as a product, then this legislation helps them to open up your data at the same time as appearing to think of the children.

Social media in general is a gift to government for surveiling the population and encrypting it is obviously making it harder to pry into our lives so the last thing anyone with any connection to social media wants is to be held responsible in any meaningfully expensive manner while aslo being denied access to their product.

This legislation is a win win for the six.

Untill it all goes titsup.

Morrisons puts non-essential tech changes on ice as panic-stricken shoppers strip stores

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"Those that are panicking have failed to understand the issue."

FIFY

Right now, out of over 101000 cases, over 55000 have recovered and 3466 have died, that's about a 3% death rate on par with flu.

The CDC in the US reckon on between 20000-50000 deaths from flu for the year 2019-2020 in the US alone and that is with tested vaccinations and well known treatments, the same susceptible groups are at risk of death from normal flu.

Covid 19 is a variant of the same virus that caused SARS. Google the same details I have.

Chris G

I refuse to panic

Even if it kills me!

So far, in my neck of the woods, I have seen little real panic buying but that may be because I live in the boonies, social media here is waving at a tractor as it drives by.

I did get in three cases of the local wine last week though so at least I have a tipple or two as long as no visitors turn up expecting entertainment.

Chris G

Re: "throughput of goods is in excess of the usual Christmas peak"

"3 satsumas and half-a-hundredweight of jellied eels."

I am fairly sure Delia's got a recipe for that.