* Posts by Chris G

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A real loch mess: Navy larks sunk by a truculent torpedo

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Re: New all time favourite

Absolutely! Pure 'Carry on ' gold.

Facebook to surround all of Africa in optical fibre and tinfoil

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Re: Why don't they join the ends?

@Muscleguy

Your cooker/range supply has had to be seperate supply and fuse/breaker and at least 25amps for years now, in fact it might even be higher by now ( I have been out of the UK for the last twenty years).

I have a cooker socket in my Spanish house that is on the same circuit and breaker, as several sockets and a couple of lights, a Brit sparks would have a fit looking at that.

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Re: Can someone explain?

Aluminium has about 61% of the conductivity of copper but is one third the weight, it needs a larger cross section to equal the same conductivity of copper/cm but is still lighter if that is a consideration for an undersea cable.

Regarding pirates, a good friend of mine who is an ex Royal Marine has done maritime security for the last decade and I am sure will be willing to give FB a quote.

If American tech is used to design or make that chip, you better not ship it to Huawei, warns Uncle Sam

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Re: And it's all based on ALLEGATIONS!

https://www.tulsi2020.com/issues/reports-chemical-attacks-syria

Beer gut-ted: As many as '70 million pints' spoiled during coronavirus pandemic must be destroyed in Britain

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A.R.S.E

Who's up for starting a new NGO?

The Ale Rescue Service Executive, we can go out delivering ale in danger of exceeding it's imbibe by date.

The sellers can discount it enough to cover delivery costs and the recipients can pay a small sum to cover the time of the delivery personell.

Everyone gets a share.

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I wonder

The consequences of putting so much unprocessed beer into the environment, can we expect kaylied cod and pissed prawns around Britains sewerage outlets?

Tales from the crypt-oh: Nvidia accused of concealing $1bn in coin-mining GPU sales as gaming revenue

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Re: You win some, you lose some.

All investment, whether it's differentials, shares or stashing gold and money under the mattress, is all gambling and gamblers always blame luck, the weather, the gods or even the woman who read the chicken entrails that day but they never blame themselves.

That is why successful professional gamblers are few and far between.

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Re: More long term than any other?

@Snake.

You have said exactly what I was too lazy to write.

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Why would investors think a jump in gaming chip sales would be any more long term than any other jump in sales?

Even the release of a new product that produces a rise in sales doesn't mean it will be long term.

Nobody with any sense or knowledge of long term investment will base their purchase on short term performance, that is more for differentials traders.

NHS contact tracing app isn't really anonymous, is riddled with bugs, and is open to abuse. Good thing we're not in the middle of a pandemic, eh?

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@JohnMurray

"training all staff annually in data and security protection

monitoring our platform to keep your personal information secure

following good practice guidance provided by the National Technical Authority

always using legally binding agreements with all organisations we use

having security and confidentiality policies in place across the organisation, to which staff must agree before they’re given access to personal information

restricting access to personal information to only those staff who need access to perform their role"

And not one of those bullet points constitutes any kind of anonymised, encrypted security.

That list is the weedling equivalent of' Oh we really really promise to be very careful with your data, honest, cross our weasel hearts!'

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Re: It's a worry

It's a worry that NHSX are having anything to do with it.

If you don't LARP, you'll cry: Armed fun police swoop to disarm knight-errant spotted patrolling Welsh parkland

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I checked because I could not remember the details; Tacitus wrote about Anglesey in the 1st century AD shortly after Suetonius the general who finally defeated Boudicca had gone to Angelsey to finally rid Britain of the Druids. Roman soldiers, a superstitious lot were scared of the Druids and tales of them making human sacrifices and practicing necromancy.

The Druids had their main religious centre on Angelsey and were pretty much killed to the last man so Druidism went way before Christianity hit Britain's shores.

What was interesting was one of their rites was to sacrifice kings, people chosen to be a king and prepared solely for sacrifice, some of the bodies found have broken bones holes in the skull and other horrific injuries that appear to have been inflicted while the victim was alive.

We have quite a few leaders today who could be sacrificed to gain favours from the dogs.

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I think you will find that the Romans did for the Druids more due to 'political' expedience than religion.

The Druids were the main movers and groovers in Celtic society, they were literally king makers and the Romans didn't like that.

Look up the Angelsey massacre of Druids where most of the last Druids on the British mainland were killed.

Vint Cerf suggests GDPR could hurt coronavirus vaccine development

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Re: Other ways the world would be safer....

Perhaps it is time to build the Matrix for real, it can power google who in turn can give you a full and safe virtual life.

Everything OK with Microsoft? Windows giant admits it was 'on the wrong side of history' with regard to open source

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Re: So...

His words " "The good news is that, if life is long enough, you can learn... "

To see a way to make a profit from something you saw as an enemy.

TSMC to build new 5nm chip factory in Arizona with US government backing

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I suspect the difficulty in getting Asian chip makers to build factories innthe US is because the chip companies know a fair percentage of their new American staff will be working for the CIA or NSA.

I also find it quite ironic that securing chip manufacturing to protect US National Defence means using Asian knowhow to do it.

Worried about the magnetic North Pole sprinting towards Russia? Don't be, boffins say, it'll be back sooner or later

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The Canadians have sold the Magnetic pole to Putin.

Niw, he has his magmanauts in unobtanium tugs deep below the earth, towing the pole to Siberia so that he can mine all the magnetism out of it.

Swedish data centre offers rack-scale dielectric immersion cooling

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Re: Interesting but .....

Dielectrics for rack cooling currently come in two main types

; single phase and two phase, the single-phase that I have read about is non toxic, has a high flash point and is comparatively long lived, because it is single-phase and doesn't boil off it ca be used in the form of a coolant and consequently open to easier maintenance than a system using sealed containers.

Still a bit more effort than a fully open rack though.

Google says it'll pick up the tab – and stick it in a lovely colour-coded Chrome group

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Re: What's the right answer ...

I have maybe a dozen icons on my desktop and if I am feeling particularly frivolous, I might have ten or so tabs on one monitor and a couple on the other.

I do like chrome, lots of it, on a '57 Chevy.

Meet Morpheus, the AI that'll show you how deep the universe's rabbit hole goes: Code can detect, classify galaxies from 'scope scans

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Does that mean the data that is left over and not categorised will be where humans can look for new and/or unusual types of object?

Stop tracking me, Google: Austrian citizen files GDPR legal complaint over Android Advertising ID

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"In all honesty, governments need to decide if targeted advertising is legal or not"

In all honesty, governments can have access to the data, if they decide they need it, so governments have a source of tracking info that costs them nothing and is managed for them by somebody else who likely does a better job of it than most governments will.

Don't expect laws against it any time soon by a government near you.

The Rise of The (Coffee) Machines: I need assistance. I think I'm running Windows. Send help

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Re: we obviously also cannot trust what it might spit out when asked for "tea."

" hot milk"

If the temperature was over 60C I will be amazed, nowadays I even ask for 'cafe caliente' (hot coffee) because it is so often luke warm.

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Re: we obviously also cannot trust what it might spit out when asked for "tea."

There is no tea in Spain either, aside from the two or three supermarkets that actually stock Tetleys or PG Tips, the vast array of 'teas' that fill their shelves, allegedly to stimulate digestion, relaxation or a host of other things are watery abominations that aren't fit to flush a toilet with.

When I first came here I used to carry tea bags whenever I went out but there are no words in the Spanish language that will actually enable you to get actual boiling water, fortunately coffee is cheap and usually good in most cafes and restaurants so I drink that, although I am not much of a coffee drinker.

As for Spanish Earl Grey tea; the term Rosy Lee is supposed to be Cockney rhyming slang for a cup of tea not a description of the ingredients.

Driveway karaoke singer who wanted to lift lockdown spirits cops council noise complaint

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The Sound of Silence

I was an early onset curmudgeon, now I am retired I have full curmudgeoning rights but I have always hated karaoke.

Not least because most of the people that pick up the mike think that because they can read the lyrics on screen they can perform the song, when the reality is, most of them are so bad they create rifts in the fabric of the universe, and I personally find that annoying.

It may be because I have never been able to sing, even my mother thought I sounded terrible.

As for the Sound of Silence; my favourite version is by Disturbed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

Danger zone! Brit research supercomputer ARCHER's login nodes exploited in cyber-attack, admins reset passwords and SSH keys

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I can imagine there may be more than just hostile states who would be interested in either the disruption or the contents of Archer and other supercomputers doing research into the pandemic.

Considering everyone is talking about world population vaccination and the search for a practical test that is also economical, there are millions if not billions of dollars to be made, whoever gets the patents out first will be s happy bunny.

If you're going to spend $3tn, what's another billion? Congress urged to inject taxpayer dollars into open anti-Huawei 5G radio tech

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So, many of those who complain about the Chinese government subsidising Huawei et al, now want the US to subsidise them.

Aside from the hypocrisy, I see a danger of 'Boeing Syndrome' occurring, where the government has invested so much in attempts to get things developed that they can't allow them to fail. So these companies become part of a never ending gravy train where they don't really try that hard because they are making money whatever they do.

Regarding the injection of $3Tn to support the post C19 economy, what do they think had brought about the coming economic collapsr thst was imminent before C19 reared it's ugly head?

A downturn for the near future, will not be due to C19, though that will definitely have exacerbated the situation, the downturn was coming because of three times as much bad debt in the US and elsewhere as that which kicked off the last recent financial crisis.

The Fed and other central banks just keep printing money and lending to anyone without a care in the world because they won't be the ones who need a wheelbarrow to collect yhe day's wages and they won't be standing in line for soup kitchens.

Don't trust deep-learning algos to touch up medical scans: Boffins warn 'highly unstable' tech leads to bad diagnoses

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It always apoears to me that the most enthusiasm for AI comes from those people who are developing and selling it, the same as with anything else.

Various forms of machine learning obviously have the potential to be of extreme value in medicine and everywhere else but these systems are only as good as the people who wrote the code and developed the teaching system.

One of the biggest problems is that people tend to relax and let the gadget do all the work when really it should only be an aid, relying on what is essentially new and unproven tech that needs years if not decades more development should not be done where health and life are st risk.

Psst... Wanna buy some stock in a spaceplane company? Virgin would like a word

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Space glider

If I were to consider investing in a space glider, it would have to have an interesting name like, Oh I dunno.... Lohan.

There's a world out there with a hexagon vortex over its pole packed with hydrocarbon ice crystals. That planet is Saturn

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"Time for "Operation Enduring Saturnian Freedom"?"

So, how exactly do you bring democracy to a hive of giant bees ruled by an Apigarch?

Briny liquid may be more common on Mars than once thought, unlikely to support life as we know it

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There may not be life there

But on the off chance there is I would take a rod and some charcoal for a catch and cook.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Spacecraft with graphene sails powered by starlight and lasers

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"Could a muti-stage in-orbit coilgun accelerate small craft close to the speed of light?"

From Quora;

How much energy does it take to accelerate 1 gram mass to 99% of the light's speed?

2 Answers

Alexander Young

Alexander Young, Professor of Mathematics (2015-present)

Answered Sep 8, 2017 · Author has 381 answers and 1m answer views

The kinetic energy of a mass at relativistic speeds is:

KE=mc2(11−v2/c2√−1)

For m=0.001kg

and v=0.99c

,

KE=(8.988×1013J)(11−0.992√−1)=(8.988×1013J)⋅6.089=5.473×1014J

This is about 131 kilotons of TNT, which is quite a lot for something the weight of a paperclip!

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Re: OK, great, we can get something to Alpha Centauri with a lightsail. Now what?

If you are going to be practical and talk about benefits for humanity, we would be far better off spending the money on eradicating poverty and addressing many of the other ills the planet has.

However, in terms of advancing humanity in terms of the larger universe, longer term projects and thinking are things we should consider, currently, most projects are determined by politics (so results before or by the next election), or ROI which is mostly determined by share price, patience of the stake/shareholders and the state of the markets.

Space researchers are probably the most forward looking people on the planet and I am sure you would have little problem getting space researchers to embrace and work on a 70+ year project.

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Pint

Have an upvote and a beer.

On reading the headline, Larry Niven came to mind immediately.

It is unclear why something designed to pump fuel into a car needs an ad-spewing computer strapped to it, but here we are

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Re: Huh?

If the car didn't already have one, I have always purchased a locking fuel cap and keep the key for it with the ignition key. Left the cap off? No ignition key to start the car and drive away.

That became a habit after buying three replacement fuel caps for the same car in the '70s.

Singapore releases the robot hounds to enforce social distancing in parks

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Re: Local wildlife

In the UK, it would be a challenge to chavs in hoodies to find a way to nick Spot, tracking them down via their Faecbook video posts wouldn't be too hard though.

Possibly fitting Spot with an energised exterior as an anti molestation strategy could be amusing.

Edited to suggest mounting a BRRZZZTT! cattle prod for self defence would also be amusing.

We dunno what's more wild: This vid of Japan's probe bouncing off an asteroid to collect a sample – or that the rock was sun-burnt

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Re: The Great Japanese Bake Off

Tholins should be quite possible, it is close enough to the sun to get a decent tan so any organics that may be present would be well irradiated if they are on the surface.

Hayabusa has so far pulled off an amazing feat.

Fancy some post-weekend reading? How's this for a potboiler: The source code for UK, Australia's coronavirus contact-tracing apps

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Best option, cheapest option

Leaving aside the potential for data misuse and privacy loss, possibly and probably beyond the current pandemic, I feel that some governments see an app as a cheap alternative to finding, organising and carrying out extensive testing.

In Russia for example, everyone is encouraged at the first sign of symptoms or suspicion of them to get a test, that brings both early isolation and treatment helping to reduce the impact.

So far the percentage of deaths compared to infected seems to be lower than the majority of other countries.

Testing was shouted about a lot in the beginning but now I see more talking about apps than tests and little done done about finding a genuinely useful test.

Behold: The ghastly, preening, lesser-spotted Incredible Bullsh*tting Customer

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In Leon's place I would have been blunt ' I understand that you are not a computer operator and so are likely to make mistakes but I am not going to tolerate you blaming me for your mistakes, calling me while on holiday and spoiling my time off'.

I have to admit though, that my actual words may be somewhat less polite.

Zoom bomb: Vid conf biz to snap up Keybase as not-a-PR-move move gets out of hand

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Re: It'd be fascinating

Presumably, no publicity is bad publicity.

People hear ' Everyone's using Zoom!' and the flock follows.

'A' is for ad money oddly gone missing: Probe finds middlemen siphon off half of online advertising spend

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Re: Wanamaker was an optimist

I usefd to negotiate my own deals and provide the artwork and copy with my two local papers.

It's surprising how far you could push them from an initial offer.

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Re: Victimless crime?

I am claiming that all advertising has to be paid for, if ad agencies, publishers or anyone else in the system are incurring costs or losses, they are passed back to the manufacturer who is trying to sell their goods, someone has to pay for that and that someone is the consumer.

All executives may dislike spending on advertising but they still do and it is them that drive the need for ad placement strategies and the resultant tracking and privacy issues.

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Victimless crime?

No, the victims here are all of us who are being advertised to, tracked across the internet and paying for it on every purchase we make.

Marketing execs are not being ripped off they are just on a narrower margin than they could be but the bottom line is the product manufacturer is charged more, who then passes the cost on to the consumer. How much lower would the cost of living be if Google, Faecebook and all the marketers were transported to hell overnight?

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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Re: You will obey!

Updates that break things?

You must be talking about WinD'ohs

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The term Microshaft is well known by quite a few in the curcles I frequent, is fairly obvious to whom it refers to and slips off the tongue well.

Shaft can refer to a deep entrance to, for example, a mine wherein the riches if the Earth lie or it could refer to being screwed either financially or interms of being able to continue in some way (BSOD?) etc.

Or The Defenesters, they sell you windows and the frequently throw you out of them.

Senior MP tells UK Defence Committee on 5G security: Russia could become China's cyber-attack dog

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Re: Russia and China...

If Elwood thinks Russia is ever likely to become subservient to China, he us too dumb to be even an MP.

Baby Diesel? Little d'Artagnan? There is another child of Musk in the world

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Re: X Æ A-12

That reminds me of an earlier thought, if it's a boy Sue and if it's a girl Ghengis; they'll develop character as they grow.

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Might I suggest Bergholt after a former inventor of a pneumatic transit tube?

Nominative determinism and all that.

Tom Cruise to increase in stature thanks to ISS jaunt? Now that's a mission impossible

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I get the impression that Scientology is only dangerous to your bank account and sanity if you are a cult member.

There's a lot of other silly cults that are more dangerous to the world in general.

Maybe Cruise wants to make a Space opera about Xenu.

Virgin Galactic takes another step towards blasting Richard Branson into space

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Re: Space (depending on which definition you're using)

Jeremy could go with them to present the show, I still haven't really thought it through so the return part is yet to be decided on.

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Re: Space (depending on which definition you're using)

Thank dog that was a April 1st threat.

Can you imagine shuttle loads of drunken chavs in space?

Ooh! Wait a minute; I have an idea for a new reality show Chavs in Spaaaaace!

Suggestions for the host on a post card please.

As for Beardy I could blast him into space by tomorrow afternoon, though I can't guarantee which space or even if he would all go in the same direction.