* Posts by Chris G

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EthereumMax, a Kardashian and Floyd Mayweather Jr sued over alleged 'pump and dump' cryptocurrency scam

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Caveat emptor

Though there may be some merit in the 'pump and dump' allegations, all investors who part with their money on the basis of gaining profits from selling at the right time in a fluctuating market are basically gambling.

If their due diligence is insufficient and/or market forces mean they lose money, yhat is the essence of gambling.

Resorting to litigation for losing a bet is a sign of either greed or they have little understanding of the system.

Open source maintainer threatens to throw in the towel if companies won't ante up

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Re: "government intervention"

"The problem with FOSS is it is based on a communist belief, and it has ended as any communist state: those at the top exploit those at the bottom. Keep on working for the ideal, Stakanov!"

Hmm! Sounds a lot more like capitalism to me.

NASA's Mars InSight trips into safe mode and ESA's Sentinel-1B gives scientists the silent treatment

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Re: I would think...

There are technologies for the use of piezo electric arrays built into such things a solar panels for self cleaning effects, perhaps they are too energy intense or have some other problem that has prevented them from use on Mars so far.

Secure boot for UK electric car chargers isn't mandatory until 2023 – but why the delay?

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Re: Solution to car charger issues...

"Why not just put pound coins into the all mechanical machine?"

How dare you suggest a simpler way to pay for your energy, this is Century 21 and everything must be networked!

Free AI protein software packages nearly predicted structure of the Omicron coronavirus variant correctly

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"Governments could go through the cache of hypothetical drugs DarkNPS developed and ban them, even before anyone actually produces or distributes them,"

How does a ban before they are even made stop anyone anymore than the bans on existing illegal drugs?

If anything, this program will point out to suppliers what to aim for in their next 'designer high'.

Less than PEACH-y: UK's plant export IT system only works with Internet Explorer

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Re: A Firefox user writes...

If the only alternatives are Chrome or Edge, FF is going to have to go a very long way downhill before I will ditch it.

FF is quite happy with droves of tabs while running BluHell and U Block and does what I want it to.

The inevitability of the Windows 11 UI: New Notepad enters the beta channel

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Re: Leave well alone...

Sorry, not possible.

The mantra at M$ is ' If it ain't broke, break it, we can fix it later.

Again and again and again.'

Worst of CES Awards: The least private, least secure, least repairable, and least sustainable

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IoT devices do not solve any problems beyond creating sales opputunities for poorly thought ideas, creating jobs for marketing wonks and finally and most importantly, harvesting as much data as posssible about the purchaser for as long as the tat functions.

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Re: unintelligible random sound from person in bed

I wonder what Alexa's response to 'talk dirty to me' would be?

Robotic arm on China's space station does a demo, swings out 20 degrees and back while holding cargo ship

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Lifting in space

In micro gravity I would have thought the arm would be moving or manipulating mass of up to 20 tons rather than lifting 20 tons of weight.

Not looking forward to a greyscale 2022? Then look back to the past in 64 colours

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Re: Angel Delight

Some years back my sister sent a care package tp me in Ibiza, it included butterscotch Angel Delight and my wife who is Russian loved it and so did her mother who was visiting.

I ended up having to get my sister to send a parcel of Angel Delight to Russia.

Car makers lock in long-term deals with chip giants for future autonomous vehicles

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Re: EV EOL

"Was I wrong?"

Depends on who you ask, the manufacturers who are landfill afficionados or someone who cares more about sustainability than selling the latest shiny to a gullible public.

It takes more clicks to reject their cookies than accept them, so France fines Facebook and Google over €200m

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Re: Reject all

I see quite afew sites that don't have a reject all button, have a few basic on off buttons and then hidden away in the 'our partners' section, dozens of legitimate interest buttons.

I just reject the entire site as it is obvious they have less interest in doing business with me than taking and selling/sharing my data.

These sites have a standard format that somebodyhas sold them, so now the moment that box appears, I go elsewhere.

You wood not believe what a Japanese logging company and university want to use to build a small satellite

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Re: 13,000 Knots *per hour*?

Acceleration would be written in knots per hour/ unit of time.

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Re: At last

Have look on YT for Xyla Foxlin she made a wooden rocket that flew successfully.

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I think you will find that figure should be 13,000 knots per hour.

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Re: If anyone can...

Then there will be the cheaper version, the IKEAsat launched as a flat pack it will self assemble if it can understand the instructions and will then release an allen key, a dowel and a surplus screw into the debris field.

How can we push more chips, Nvidia thinks: Ah yes, free 3D metaverse-slash-omniverse tools for creators

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AI,AI=0

"AI controls the whole platform, finding the optimal balance of GPU and CPU power usage, battery discharge, image quality and frame rates all in real time. The result is great playability on battery, with up to 70 per cent more battery life," Fisher said.

Sounds like an algorithm to me.

The year ahead in technology fail: You knew they were bad, now they're going to prove it

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Re: Splitting up...

"People see smart and just have to have it."

Because people are..... not very smart.

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One per minute

Perhaps it is some kind of biological constant?

If the birth rate drops low enough, the entire population could be idiots.

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Re: Nothing to see

@ Pete 2

You have stolen my comment.

As for Amazon Astro, "Everything you love about Alexa but on wheels" according to one blarbista, so my take is that it is not worth considering.

There is a shipload of other alleged innovations that could be flushed down the toilet of history along with the metaverse and friends in '22.

Offering Patreon subs in sterling or euros means you can be sued under GDPR, says Court of Appeal

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Re: Any business

Aliexpress like many other businesses are subject to more than just GDPR, they ate also obliged to collect VAT at point of sale now, something that has come in within the last year.

That also applies to eBay when for example buying items from eBay.com (US) for shipment to Spain.

Microsoft patches Y2K-like bug that borked on-prem Exchange Server

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Re: Seriously?

I'm definitely not too young but I was learning to play African drums in '71 in Haverstock Hill, I had to google the lyrics.

ASUS recalls motherboards that flame out thanks to backwards capacitors

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A board that gives the capacity to smell the burning in a hot game.

A time when cabling was not so much 'structured' than 'survival of the fittest'

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"BEFORE you put the drill back into the same hole."

Check there isn't an old bloke with a beard and Victorian clothes hanging around.

He mat just be waiting to give you an award, posthumously!

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Evolutionary manner

One place I worked at in the early nineties decided to finally embrace the notiion of a PC on every desk.

It was a small 4 story building from the thirties and still had the original wiring overlaid with five decades of upgrades and telephony so the general mangler decided that ripping all of the old redundant cables out for a fresh start with the modern age.

Six weeks later, and a couple of skips the old stuff had been removed the floors and walls reinstated and a start made on the new network, the second day one of the installers discovered an old mains incomer in three phase, with his drill, that tripped the local sub-station due to the bit being welded between two phases.

The incomer didn't go anywhere, it was just taped up and left in the wall under the stairs.

Predictive Dirty Dozen: What will and won't happen in 2022 (unless it doesn’t/does)

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Re: I predict that Toyota is going to remove functionality ...

"Why exactly do we need centralised societies anymore?"

Because we don't want millions of townies filling up and sullying our countryside, it was bad enough having farty old ramblers picnicking on my land when I had foaling mares and belligerant bullocks back in the 80s.

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Re: Will Happen #3: Everything is designed for 'better mental health'

"Maybe not so good for those who have to listen to me.

M."

Bill yourself as an alternative, non PC comedian, people will pay to listen to your rants.

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Re: I predict that Toyota is going to remove functionality ...

"My parents house gets a bus each way per day. I would catch it to work at 07:30 or so and would be brought home 11 hours later. It didn't take long for me to believe in the benefits of car ownership!"

Luxury! I have lived in my house for four years, at the bus stop in the village 6Km down the hill a timetable alleges that there are two buses in each direction per day.

The route goes past my house and I have only seen the bus three times. In fairness this is rural Spain, any plans for 100% EVs or the whole population moving by public transport will not be happening before the heat death of the universe because the politicians, providers, public interest groups and Uncle Tom Cobbley will all still be arguing on how to achieve it.

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Re: "All office chairs are gaming chairs"

" in constant fear of the ram going off"

A little bit of risk in your life adds spice to it, if the ram does go off, at least you will no longer have ball scrying problems.

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Re: AI transcription and translation improves massively

When I hot married in Spain, I had to provide a UK government translated copy of both my divorce papers and birth certificate.

My birth certificate in Spanish is on parchment with a wax seal and red ribbons on it .

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Re: "you will wake up to find a QR code tattooed onto your privates"

A steam iron and spray starch may work.

But only once for most people.

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Re: "All office chairs are gaming chairs"

@ DJV.

Aliexpress sells replacement gas rams for peanuts, plus most other office chair bits should you need them.

My office chair is approaching Trigger's broom status.

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Re: I predict .....

4 years ago, I was given a PSP with no battery, I didn't buy the battery and I predict that I won't buy a battery in 2022 either.

Some errors fill the screen. And some come from the .NET Framework

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Camera?

Is parking in Hertfordshire a security sensitive operation like taking money from an ATM. The UK is camera mad.

Too busy feasting on meatballs, Windows struggles to update itself in IKEA

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Re: Good news, bad news.

"He is still assembling his cabinet."

And once it is assembled, the only way to make it stable will be to put it up against a wall.

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Sossij inna bun

"whatever those hot dogs are made out of."

Made from real unnamed meat.

Hotdog sausages make doner meat much more appealing.

Yule goat's five-year flame-free streak ends ignominiously

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The Borg Collective has non-denominational, cross party tentacles to gather up the well intentioned; seen it in action.

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Re: The Point of November 5th

" war with France"

Only France? I think there is a fair chance that she won't want China or Russia to miss out on her wrath.

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To be even fairer, Guy Fawkes has at leaat left us with something to look forward to each year.

That's more than you can say for the majority of those who have worked in or under the houses of parliament.

It's the day before the grand opening but we need a firmware update. It'll be fine

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@JB(no body)

Absolutely maintain it, manglement's inability to embrace planned maintainance has been responsible for the success of a lot of brewers.

Drinking a pint or two always seemed preferable to orphaning manglement rug rats.

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Been a nuts 'n' bolts engineer for decades, everyone I have ever worked with aside from the newly qualified, have lived by the code of ' if it ain't broke don't fix it'.

We always used to tell the newbs, 'You are the most qualified here because you have been taught all the latest stuff', hard to enunciate when your tongue is firmly in your cheek.

The newbs believed us and always thought they knew better until they realised they didn't.

Microsoft Paint + car park touchscreen = You already know where this is going

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Brighton, the London Riviera!

It has always had delusions of grandeur and been accordingly overpriced.

There are so many other nice places on the South coast, Brighton is easy to avoid.

The closest I like to get is the South Downs way, I have ridden it end to end on horseback a couple of times.

Not the kind of note you want to see fluttering from an ATM

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Free cash?

So you just enter the amount and don't need a credit/debit card?

The first thing I have seen that could tempt me to live back in the UK.

A very Happy Christmas to all.

Tesla disables in-car gaming feature that allowed play while MuskMobiles were in motion

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Re: Removing distraction = good

"Yes, roundabouts are prone to some accidents, but they tend to be low speed and less damaging accidents."

Depends on where you are, some years back a dual carriageway was built from Ibiza town to San Antonio on the other side of the island.

For all intents and purposes it was an autopiste aside from the four or five roundabouts that interupted high speed driving plus a couple of pedestrian crossings. For the first year there were regular scenes of mangled cars embedded in the roundabouts in spite of them being comon on Spanish roads the locals and many tourists just couldm't get used to roundabouts on what looked like a motorway.

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Re: Back to horse-drawn buggies please!

In the UK 'Drunk in charge of live stock' covers riding a horse or driving a buggy while drunk, I actually knew a woman in Kent in the 80s who was charged and fined after a pub stopover that was a little too enthusiastic.

There are other statutes that cover the equivalent of due care and attention/dangerous driving in charge of livestock etc.

One of my horses was quite keen on Holsten Pils, I never found out if there was a statute against riding a drunken horse.

Log4j and Omicron: Brothers in harm, mothers of invention

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Re: Emergency response team

As far as Omicron is concerned have a look at today's Telegraph, there may be reason to celebrate.

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I wonder what the final cost is, of buying affordable unfinished software that will depend on patching and updating throughout it's life.

Windows and flash ought to have taught the lesson but it seems it is better to get the new shiny stuff out there and allow the users to fault find so that the product and users can be 'saved' by the caring seller, who undoubtedly takes the security/privacy/wellbeing/money of their users extremely seriously.

Fisher Price's Bluetooth reboot of pre-school play phone has adult privacy flaw

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Brrrrring

From a company that always thinks of the children!

Immediately after calculating the price.

Boffins' first take on asteroid dust from Japanese probe: Carbon rich, less lumpy than expected

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The panspermia notion that life originated elsewhere obviously could be true but unlikely and fails to address the fundamental question of 'where was that?'.

There does seem to be enough evidence however, that the building blocks for the building blocks of life definitely are out there.

Given the size and age of the universe, the probability that these building blocks over time with enough attempts will result in something approximating life.