* Posts by Chris G

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Hyundai announces its own OS for Nvidia-powered smart-ish cars

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Re: I want

I have a '92 Discovery, It flies through it's emissions test, requires simple maintenance and is reasonably economical, it is also built like a tank, is comfortable to drive and will go up any of the caminos and mountainsides where I live.

I doubt very much if any of the current 'connected' vehicles coming out today will ever become classics or last as long, partly because the support for the software and even the spares for modern cars will have a relatively short and predetermined life. Because consumerism requires that you should keep buying a new car every few years and modern culture and marketing insists on them be forever updated whether they need it or not.

A good deal of the way electronics and software is planned and designed into cars, while useful to the owner is to help ensure obsolescence and to keep you interested in buying the latest thing.

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Re: “software-defined and constantly updateable vehicles”

Just have a look at Korean society and corporate culture to get a glimpse of the thinking behind this.

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I want

My car to start reliably and to be reasonably safe and economical so that I am able to drive from A to B.

Beyond that I have no interest in a 'software defined car with updatable services', that just smacks of exploitation and the furtherance of customer lock in.

My personal take on much of the automated reporting on modern cars, is that it has steadily removed driver interaction with the car to the point where drivers are little more than a passenger, have little to no knowledge of how the vehicle functions and just blindly take it to a manufacturer tied workshop when the car tells them to.

Infotainment? I don' need no stinkin' infotainment!

Sony launches ‘Airpeak’ drone division

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Such drones have also become a tool of a certain type of journalist and paparazzi, and they don't respect anyone or their privacy.

In Sony's defence, I have to say their cameras are excellent, I have used some of their DSLRs and a couple of the professional video cameras and was very impressed on how good they made my amateur skills look.

Sony camera drones are not likely to be affordable for the average idiot who would abuse such a thing and a serious drone operator would value the drone enough to not risk losing it.

Missing Alan Turing memorabilia to be returned to Blighty from the US, 36 years after it went walkabout

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Re: Hmm ...

And of course Ms Turing is definitely not some kind of bunny boiler.

Test tube babies: Virgin Hyperloop pops pair of staffers in a pod, shoots them along 500m vacuum tunnel

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You may be thinking of this: https://pneumatic.tube/the-pneumatic-railway-in-the-grounds-of-the-crystal-palace

Elon Musk's ancient April Fools' gag about 'Tesla Tequila' made real in lightning-shaped bottle

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Re: This is my own brand. Tres Comas.

Tres comas is basically Eat three.

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Re: Colouring books

They would probably think Orifii is some kind of fraternity.

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Re: Colouring books

I am not surprised that marketing and designers like crayons considering their average output.

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Colouring books

I am sure there would be a market for them, the biggest problem is to stop the users eating their crayons or inserting them into inappropriate orifii.

UK's 'minimum viable product' for Brexit transit software will not be ready until December, leaving no time for testing

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Re: USA...

If BJ's friend has anything to do with it, the US will be too busy fighting in the courts and the streets for the foreseeable future before the overgrown orange rugrat is dragged kicking and screaming from the White House.

Guns, bullets and popcorn are becoming hard to buy.

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Re: Cut them some slack

It's not a question of knowing about (B)rexit, its about the ongoing search for perfection, the same reason why almost all other UK Government IT projects are still being perfected. The continuing search for perfection will one day produce world leading IT systems in UK government that will leave other countries boiling with jealousy.

Actually, I'm talking out of my arse!

Shopping online for Xmas? AI chatbots know whether you want to be naughty or nice

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Dabbsy, you don't appear to be that impressed by the wonders of AI and Blockchain.

Bootnote: Having spent a lot of time in the past raising horses and dealing with farmers, the first thought when I see AI is Artificial Insemination.

Let's... drawer a veil over why this laser printer would decide to stop working randomly

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Low IQ or low volition?

That is a typical example of a vampire user; too lazy to think their way through even the simplest of problems when they can whine at someone else to think for them so they suck on the abilities of others.

Are you seeing this, Amazon? British military steps up robot tech tests with drone capable of carrying 60kg payloads

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Drone Dome

Let's hope the forces don't come up against the Israeli Drone Dome which allegedly downed and caught the perpetrators of the Gatwick drone crisis a while back. That is according to this YT video; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGuryrnuBCQ starts at 10.02.

I have been keeping up with some of the claims in the Nagorno-Karabakh spat and one or two other conflicts and all of them seem to have a range of different drones available to them that seem to work, including for both attack and fire direction if the videos are to be believed, so why is the UK military having such a hard time getting their drone force off the ground?

FYI: Someone wants to launch mobile broadband satellites into space used by scientific craft – and NASA's not happy

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Trollface

Re: It'll be fine.

Of course it will be fine, we can depend on the nice Mr Pie to make a wise decision.

H2? Oh! New water-splitting technique pushes progress of green hydrogen

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I loved the comment from Malte Janssen of Imperial college.

I bet he would have been with the ' Too fast to breathe' crowd at the advent of the railways.

Fine, continue with developing proven technologies but don't sweep something new and innovative under the carpet because you didn't think of it.

Valencia is my local uni and they do some good outside the box thinking.

Japanese eggheads strap AI-powered backpacks to seagulls

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Flying rats

Along with feral pigeons.

Perhaps they can use this tech to find a way to stop the bastards dive bombing my fish and chips when strolling down the pier?

Cue the gulls in the Nemo film; mine! Mine! Mine!

Alibaba trying to take China’s Singles Day shopping frenzy global to make Bezos & Co look like sales small fry

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Re: a scam

So pretty much like everywhere else in the world that doesn't have legislation to prevent that.

In the UK the full price must have been posted at least 28 days before it can be quoted as the 'full price' in a sale. At least that was the case when I lived there, it may have changed since then.

Google's home security package flies the Nest, Chocolate Factory pledges software support – for now

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Quelle surprise (Not)

I seem to remember a number of people in these columns who predicted this.

Cops aren't normally the most 'agile' of folk, but that's exactly what London's Metropolitan Police Service would like to be

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Agile?

They could try getting out of their cars occasionally.

The Huawei Mate 40 Pro would be the best Android flagship on the market – were it not for the US-China trade war

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You have written pretty much what I was thinking.

Though I do use Google maps there are alternatives and a cloudy freeby like drive is essential to remove not add to your app list.

TikTok wins right to stay in America past current Art of the Deal deadline on November 12th

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Re: prevent key tech?

It turns young people and others into vacuous,shuffle dancers, whose only aim in life is to assault the world with 30 second bites in the hope they will achieve fame and total vacuity.

It's become remarkably successful in a very short amount of time and poses a threat to America's dominance in the mental vacuum industry.

Nothing should be allowed to overshadow Twitter!

Remember 2013? This coffee machine does: If I could turn back time – I'd reboot this PC

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Re: The elephant in the room

Making coffee is complicated.

Apparently!

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A tea Ern'?

I worked at a place in the '80s, where the lads in the workshop acquired a retired mil-spec 5 gallon tea urn.

They plumbed it in, fitted it with a float switch and a temperature guage so that you knew if the temperature was at tea level.

All the makings were next to it and everyone chipped in each week for the costs.

It never went wrong and was as quick as standing by an automat while it gurgles and clunks it's way to producing something that tastes nothing like your selection.

Google reCAPTCHA service under the microscope: Questions raised over privacy promises, cookie use

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Google may have been caught not respecting the policies they pubish but those are not necessarily the policies they operate under.

They should be broken up to make way for someone else to slurp our data!

No need for more asteroid-blasting attempts, NASA's OSIRIS-REx has more than enough space dirt

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Isolation

Two weeks locked in a flat in Hull along with a case of Budweiser and any random internet influencer will reduce it to totally sterile and harmless.

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Pint

Some trick and a fantastic treat

For the boffins who will be able to study the samples.

Looking at the machining and structure, the capsule is a piece of art.

Beers all round for that one!

Japan testing sandwiches that discount themselves as they age

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Re: Simpler alternatives

Make sandwiches with Dwarf bread, that way you will always have a sandwich and it will double as a self defence item in times of trouble.

Also eco friendly as it will never be thrown away.

Alphabet thanks ads and AI for its $124m-a-day quarterly profit, and comes out swinging against antitrust action

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Re: WTF is up with Bing?

Bing,Yahoo and Duck Duck Go are all poor, DDG because it seems to be so US centric.

Google is also poor because even though my IP address makes it clear where I am, every search results in a deluge of ads and sales related items no matter how I phrase a search.

Google's BERT is designed to parse a search to return maximum ad potential for them not relevant results for the user.

The competition needs to up its game and Google needs to be more honest but I won't be holding my breath.

Trump administration proposes H-1B visas go to highest-paid workers first

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The caste system in India is tantamount to a system of apartheid it has and is holding back the development if India, as well as discriminating against 200 million Indians.

The problem is caste discrimination is not currently recognised under equality laws as they stand.

Much like the British on holiday, NHS COVID-19 app refuses to work with phones using unsupported languages

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Re: What about multiple languages?

Odd that the article doesn't mention Spanish, there are around 120000 Spanish nationals living and working in the UK and I assume many others whose first language is Spanish from the Americas.

Machine learning gets semi conscious... Waymo, Daimler vow to bring self-driving trucks to American highways

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20T?

More like 36000Kg, or 40 US tons.

It would be interesting to see an autonomous vehicle performing an emergency stop on a wet or icy surface with an odd camber on a bend, particularly if it begins to jack knife . A challenge for a human driver but a human can read all the variables without necessarily having them pre-programmed, a robot will only be as good as the program.

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Autonomous defence

Systems may be necessary considering there are 3.5 million truck drivers in the US.

I imagine some of them may be less than happy about being replaced with a black box.

I noticed in the article the Waymo are now talking Driver as a service now, I can imagine a truck owner talking to a call centre in Mumbai while looking for a lost unresponsive truck that is supposed to be in Chicago. Good luck with that

Trouble at Skull-Top Ridge: ESA boffins use data wizardry to figure out Philae probe's second touchdown site

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Pint

Watch and learn

Hollywood, watch and learn.

The NCIS type programs think they are clever with their fake " Zoom in, and enhance". stuff but these guys are the real thing, investigating and inferring from scientific measurements from millions of miles away.

I take my hat off to them!

Brit startup would like to beam 5G connectivity down at you from hydrogen-fuelled drones

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Reminds me

Of the old jokes in '70s Germany;

"Would you like a Lockheed Starfighter?"

"Yes".

"Well buy a farm and wait."

5G loitering at 65000 ft combined with Murphy's Law,....

Your IT department should behave like a jellyfish, says Gartner

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It predates the nineties by centuries.

Think of any empire in the past, due to the inherent latencies that prevent instant command, all of the disparate parts would need to act semi autonamously for the benefit of the whole.

That would apply to armies in the field or local administration.

A slightly more modern situation isvthat of many shop chains where individual managers were better placed to apply strategies that suited any given shop according to its locale and demographics

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Just remember

Often, if you are stung by a jellyfish, someone will come along and piss on you and will assure you, it is for your own good.

Facebook tells academics to stop monitoring its political ads for any rule-breaking.... on privacy grounds

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If such a thing as social pollution exists, Faecebook is it.

It sits there way above any political or philosophical social malady because it either enables them and/or profits from them.

I was disgusted by Facebook the first time I looked at them twenty odd years ago and they have steadily gone downhill since.

NASA trying to stuff excess baggage into OSIRIS-REx after too-successful asteroid scoop

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Re: Lorryload of Hay

Mr NotSpartacus. Are you taking the p*ss?

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Excess baggage

The team can thank their lucky stars they are not trying to get a giant toy, stuffed donkey and a three foot diameter sombrero from Torremolinos, onto a Ryanair flight.

The cost would mean leaving most of the sample at the departure gate.

Got a problem with trust in AI? Just add blockchain, Forrester urges. Then bust out the holographic meetings. Welcome to the future

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Re: Rather you than me

My grandad always reckoned ' If you have nothing useful to say, say nothing'.

Of course that never applies to consultants who want you to pay huge amounts of money to them to spout endless streams of meaningless buzzwords at you.

After first floating $20bn penalty, DoJ suggests $60m fine for UMC's theft of Micron’s DRAM secrets

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Re: Huawei's going on

Probably, you can expect in the not too far distant future, that UMC will be winning contracts in the US in lieu of mainland Chinese businesses.

The DOJ initiated the case and they were found guilty so some kind of penalty had to be levied but due to the developing distance between the US ad PRC, reasonably amicable relationships need to be maintained with alternatives.

Boeing puts Loyal Wingman robot fighter jet through its paces... on the ground

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Re: 16 knots - are they mad?

Slow moving robots are easy, a handful of iron filings and a water pistol full of peroxide; instant rust!

Everyone should keep these itemw handy.

After Dutch bloke claims he hacked Trump's Twitter by guessing password, web biz says there's 'no evidence'

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Re: I want to believe

There are many bosses and other high executiv who should be thaniful that password entry doesn't require joined up writing.

Ed Snowden doesn’t need to worry about being turfed out of Russia any more

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The vast majority of Russian homes are on municipal heating systems, my mother in law's humble apartment in winter with outside temperatures of -20° or worse is usually too warm for me at around 28°C.

The engineer lurking behind the curtain: Musical monitors on a meagre IT budget

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Sales wonks

Live by bullshitting and die by bullshit.

Is it Iran or Russia's hackers we need to worry about? The Russians, definitely the Russians, says US intelligence

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"stir up civil unrest and distrust in the results of the November 3 US elections, and convince citizens to question the outcome. "

I don't think help from Russia is needed to achieve the above, TPTB in the US have easily achieved that situation.

The line sounds more like preparation for an " I told you so" when they can't get OHSG out of the White House.

Dulux feel lucky, punk? Samsung wades into paint world with interior emulsions designed to 'complement' your, er, TV

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Fortunately

I don't have a TV and have no interest in buying one, regardless of the colour of it's bezel and the opinion of a colour expert.

Is that really a proper job? I guess an expert can recognise the exact shade of the BS that is coming out of their mouth.

COVID-struck holiday rentals firm Airbnb shacks up with ex Apple design honcho Jony Ive in multi-year deal

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Re: AirBnB property owners...

"new furniture and carpets"

Presumably only from the B'n'B store.