* Posts by Chris G

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Uri Geller calls off 20-year ban on Pokémon trading card that 'stole' his 'signature image'

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I didn't realise Geller was still a thing.

I can only assume he is lacking attention at the moment.

Mysterious Utah monolith mysteriously disappears without trace

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I dunno

Anything about the monolith but there were aliens cunningly disguised as foxes, rummaging around in the rubbish container near my house last night.

If I pedal faster and feed it spinach, my robot barman might pull more pints

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Mate

I was not that impressed with the Mate site, they seemed more interested in obtaining my details than giving any real info about the gadget, including the price.

In my experience having at one time been a person with purchasing power for a large organisation, any sales wonk who won't give you an up front price, (even as a guide should discounts apply if you buy more) is usually trying to screw you.

Which brings me to the name. one letter away from a well known brand of condoms, ironic considering the 'appliance' aids in shoulder action but nothing for the wrist.

I must say I am a little disappointed at not receiving modern man type catalogues as someone close to 70, maybe it's because I never share my details including my address.

As far as walking sticks go, I have been making and selling rustic sticks for decades, fortunately, they are not a necessity for walking but handy for balance when strolling in the local mountains.

After demonstrating a facial recognition system that works on cows, moo-chine learning pioneer seeks growth funding

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Re: AI?

VCs do tend to sp**k a lot of cash at money holes.

Physicists wrap neutrino detector in cosy blanket to shed light on the Sun's secondary fusion cycle

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A large vat of liquid scintillator

I am sure I drank one of those at a Christmas party a couple of years back, everything was bright and shiny........ until it wasn't.

India takes aim at Alibaba with new round of Chinese app bans

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I think Modi sees himself as the Trump of Asia, tryig to make India Great.While it may have the potential and population, India has a long way to go before it is a significant rival to China.

Taking back control of agriculture and improving drug manufacturing standards may be more useful than denying apps that provide platforms for Indian sellers.

Mysterious metal monolith found in 'very remote' part of Utah

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Alien

Storage

It's a zero kelvin, temporal stasis container for jubblies, they are great for exploring desert on new planets. Thirst quenching and cooling.

We weren't going to come back, but I suppose we'll have to now or it affects our pay packets.

NASA building network cables that can survive supersonic flight - could this finally deliver unbreakable RJ45 latching tabs?

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Trollface

Re: Don't understand

Are they implying that one end is still attached to the ground station so that the cable is very long and has to pay out at super sonic speed?

Amazon's ad-hoc Ring, Echo mesh network can mooch off your neighbors' Wi-Fi if needed – and it's opt-out

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Never mind the theft

Of your bandwidth by neighbours, this looks like a potential backdoor/front door and open windows to bad actors, whether official or otherwise.

What kind of security does this offer?

Though I can't say I am worried personally, as I have no neighbours close enough to be a threat and neither do I own any Amazon or other IoT tat.

It may date back to 1994 but there's no end in sight for the UK's Chief customs system as Brexit rules beckon

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Re: Still. The Farage Garage will be open for business on time.

"We spent 25 years trying"

No we didn't! Only Maggie made a decent effort with Europe and she didn't go far enough or, it seems to me to have overly much interest in Europe, she was more interested in playing monetarism with Reagan and flogging off council houses or industries.

No other UK governments did much more than bleat and whinge, none of our leaders either left or right had any balls or a clue when it came to dealing with Europe, all they did was piss off former commonwealth members while complaining about the iniquities of Europe.

Social isolation creates craving in the same brain region as wanting food or addictive drugs, study finds

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Who would have guessed

That social interaction stimulates the pleasure centres of a social animal's brain.

While it is nice to have scientific corroboration, sometimes it exasperates me when scientists state the bleedin' obvious as if it were a new discovery. Without a social drive there would be no civilisation or the level of technology that we have.

US Air Force deploys robot security dogs to guard base

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INTRUDER DETECTED!

THROW THE STICK!

YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY!

'Unmute' named one of Oxford Dictionary's words of the year

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Presumably Oxford Languages have liittle to do, so cataloguing the latest fleeting linguistic fashions and buzzwords is how they attempt relevance.

I am quite surprised that ' new normal' and 'great reset' were not included given their prevalence in various media.

The 'Great Reset™' seems to be occupying the thoughts of many who think they know better what our collective futures and economies ought to be. Considering how well they have run things up to now, I won't be holding my breath while waiting for the New Improved Normal™.

China offers world its COVID QR Code movement passport at G20 Leaders' Meeting

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Re: Coming to a country near you

Anyone who thinks that idea is only from China is not paying attention.

Pretty fly for a SharkEye: Salesforce sponsors AI drones to spot sharks before they attack California swimmers

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Whenever sharks are in the water

They usually are but if they start coming out onto the beaches, I may have to think twice about sunbathing.

I am curious as to the area that a drone can survey though, the ocean is quite big and in spite of all those who want to catch and kill or eat sharks, there are quite a lot of them.

EU says Boeing 737 Max won't fly over the Continent just yet: The US can make its own choices over pilot training

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In my opinion a software 'fix' and pilot training, no matter how much, are not sufficient to address a design failure that is the result of deliberate corner cutting. Calling it the Max is fitting as you could hardly cut a bigger corner by modifying an old airframe with newer, more modern and efficient engines rather than designing a new model that would not only compete with the Airbus but possibly better it by a significant margin.

Shortsighted corporate policy that resulted in deaths.

Chris G

Re: EASA are not accepting FAA certification

@Steve Davies 3

You are absolutely right, with Airbus A380 threatening a major part of US industry such as Boeing, Airbus is a threat to national security.

I don't fly much nowadays but I think I will avoid anything Boeing as studiously as I avoid flying Ryanair.

I am also rather pleased due to the fact that my house is under a major crossing of European air corridors, and I have almost got 2500 square metres of garden straight.

Hundreds of Facebook moderators complain: AI content moderation isn't working and we're paying for it

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Re: Living hell

And that is without even getting as far as the violent content and child abuse.

Facebook sues to shut down alleged Instagram clone maker over scraping and sharing personal info for cash

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How awful

To have nefarious individuals searching the internet and scraping your data without express permission, and then compounding the offence by making money out of it that you feel should rightfully be yours.

Adiós Arecibo Observatory: America's largest radio telescope faces explosive end after over 50 years of service

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Re: Shirley...

I remember reading articles in New Scientist in the school library in the sixties as they were commissioning Arecibo and beginning to make discoveries, at that time it was an incredible piece of engineering and really that hasn't changed, it would be a terrible shame for science and for Puerto Rico if the site is demolished without any plan to rebuild.

Watchdog signals Boeing 737 Max jets can return to US skies following software upgrade, pilot training

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Re: The bigger picture..

The design fault in this case was deliberately accepted as a measure to be able to compete economically with Airbus, nothing to do with honest mistakes or unkowns in design, it was solely about money.

I class the entire issue as criminal on the part of both the FAA and Boeing

Chris G

Re: The bigger picture..

The bigger picture would have to include an aircraft that was sufficiently well manufactured that it wouldn't put smaller third world airlines in that position in the first place.

It is not acceptable that a fully certified aircraft can produce a ' stick shaker' that needs specific software and training to deal with.

It stinks of shortcuts and collusion between Boeing and the FAA.

Chris G

An innately unstable aircraft that relies on a combination of software, new training and minimal material changes to stay in the air for hours at a time, that carries hundreds of passengers and flies over population centres, is not a viable proposition.

Ungrounding is an interesting use of English, ' Fasten your safety belts and prepare for ungrounding'.

Google tells Chrome extension devs to declare their code's usage of personal data

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It's a question of turf.

If apps and extensions are slurping and selling data from users, that is encroaching on Google's sales,

So by forcing Dev's to be clear about slurping and preventing them from selling or sharing your data with third parties they are limiting competition.

Not as cuddly as they would like you to think.

When humans return to the Moon in '2024', HPE would like us to remember: We built the computer that simmed this

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Re: Out of curiosity ...

Isn't it Congress that ensures the money goes to contractor's pockets?

A genuine question because I don't know the answer.

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson pledges £12bn green economy package

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Re: Not a chance !

All new builds should include solar collectors for hot water and possibly heating as well as PV

Incentives would be worthwhile to make it more acceptable.

Re the smoke in tge article: are there mirrors behind it?

Dell online store charges 16 million dollars for new laptop with paint job

Chris G

Re: But look on the bright side

And don't forget, they are offering Free Delivery.

Paying a little extra for a customised machine is normal isn't it?

Israeli spyware maker NSO channels Hollywood spy thrillers in appeal for legal immunity in WhatsApp battle

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If Facebook and it's appendages like whatsapp are pond scum, then NSO are the slimy things that live in the stagnant mud at the bottom, I can't say much good for any of them. Is there any way the courts can find against all sides?

America's largest radio telescope close to collapse as engineers race to fix fraying cables

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Re: Emergency measures?

This is worth looking at.

http://astrorhysy.blogspot.com/2013/06/modelling-arecibo-observatory.html

The guy worked there and wants to make a model of it, so some details.

Chris G

Re: Lack of long term investment in decaying infrastructure?

That was my thinking, the Arecibo dish is 57 years old and has had 900 tons hanging on the cables for all that time. I wonder if it was surveyed as often as a bridge would be?

Baby Yoda stowed away on Crew Dragon, boards International Space Station

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Re: $2700 per kilo?

It is Xenu who is causing the Plague ™, anyone who tries to solve the Thetan R6 implant will be killed by a pneumonia infection. Maybe Tom's going to have a chat with him?

Chris G

Re: $2700 per kilo?

With a little luck Cruise will like it so much he stays there, I can't watch him since he played the mini-me version of Jack Reacher.

Chris G

Re: $2700 per kilo?

Jeez! Don't give 'em ideas, I don't relish the thought of looking up at the moon and seeuny a mickey mouse shaped crater.

Chris G

That bring a new meaning to the typical Spaced Clubbers that you see in Ibiza.

OPPO showcases 'rollable' concept phone that turns into a tablet – no bending needed

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If you don't like this phone, apparently there is a nice chap from Columbia who sells reasonably priced folding phones.

I am told he has permanent solutions available for warranty claims.

UK, Canada could rethink the whole 'ban Huawei' thing post-Trump, whispers Huawei

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Only time will tell what Trump tactics will be undone by Biden's administration. For all we know, lobbyists and others may pressure him into maintaining the toxic trade tactics of Trump.

If the next administration does badly, don't forget that Orange Boy is threatening to run again in '24.

Biden was VP when the sanctions against Russia started, among others so in some respects Donny was picking up where they left off.

Max Schrems is back... and he's challenging Apple's 'secret iPhone advertising tracking cookies' in Europe

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Re: They just don't get it.

I find a nice irony in the fact that the biggest suckers to buy a product as a result of advertising hype, are advertisers themselves.

I doubt that targetted ads are ultimately any better than good advertising in general, the companies who benefit most from targetted advertising are those who sell it.

Images of women coerced by adult companies poison dataset popularised by deepfake smut creators

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Re: Police in Moscow are investigating ..

You would get a similar reaction in the UK but it would be tea not coffee, if you are really lucky you might get a crime number for 'stuff'.

Given the high ratio of cams:people in the UK I suspect it would doable there too. If it isn't already.

As a side note, Telegram is used all over the world, is owned by two Russian brothers who live in Switzerland, so is not strictly a Russian message service. The Russian government is apparently not that happy with it because of encryption and the lack of rear entry.

They’ve only gone and bloody done it – yawn – again! NASA, SpaceX send four to ISS

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Re: Looking four-ward

If it's any consolation, 2020 has only 6 weeks left to run before the next annus horriblis.

Of your three steps only the launch is a fairly concrete step forward, The other two may be but are as yet unproven, though Biden did sound sincere in his speech about health care.

New lawsuit: Why do Android phones mysteriously exchange 260MB a month with Google via cellular data when they're not even in use?

Chris G

Re: Don't assume malice here

The potential smoking gun here is that, having been asked for comment by El Reg, Google declined.

If they had a reasonable excuse as you are suggesting, I imagine they would have used it.

Chris G

Re: Yikes!

I have unlimited data for €18.00/month, I am currently at 4.3GB half way through the month.

Though that is higher than usual as the broadband has been sketchy so I have been using the phone as a hot spot.

Using Yoigo in Spain.

UK-led telescope to gaze at exoplanets, plus Jupiter 's 'glow-in-the-dark' moon

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I sincerely hope the Ariel team get all the funding they need and continuity up to the end of the mission.

It must be hard to wait around to see what a review result is going to be .

[Checks meeting agenda...] Where does it say 'Talk cr*p and waste everyone's time'?

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I thank the noodly appendages of TFSM that I have no need to attend such meetings.

It's bad enough having bores like that in in person meetings but at least then you have a chance to knock your coffee over them.

China compromised F-35 subcontractor and forced expensive software system rewrite, academic tells MPs

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ACAS

Can we expect a ' The Chinese Did It' statement from Boeing shortly?

"After a long investigation into our software solutions, we have discovered the office cleaning team were a hacking outfit from China......."

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Now I read

The first Gen 6 successors to the F35 may be in the air by the 2030s, so maybe the the UK can get the F35 on an 'end of line' sale price to see us out to the originally projected 2070.

Tax working from home, says Deutsche Bank, because the economy needs that lunch money you’re not spending

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And that's why

The correct spelling is Douche Bank.

A bank with a questionable history.

Swiss spies knew about Crypto AG compromise – and kept it from govt overseers for nearly 30 years

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Re: Necessary Costs

There is a great deal that is kept on a 'need to know basis', that in the opinion of many intelligence services the politicians don't need to know.

Halt don't catch fire: Amazon recalls hundreds of thousands of Ring doorbells over exploding battery fears

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I screwed into a burning ring of fire

I am trying to imagine how it's possible to fit the thing by using wood screws to attach the bracket and then try to get the mounting screws to bite into a door frame.

I assume the wood screws are too long and penetrate the casing and battery but in any case it seems like a design fail combined with the application of Darwinism.

Ericsson warns investors: This Biden fellow coming into the White House may look to resolve China trade dispute...

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The statement from Ericsson implies that they don't believe they are sufficiently competitive with Huawei to beat them in the market place.

If they are more expensive, one would hope the product quality would reflect that, basing your success in the market on political whims or manoeuvres is not a sound business plan.

Mr President? Donald?! Any chance you can actually decide if Oracle can buy us or do we have to leave?

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I suspect Mr Trump may be holding off on a decision, due to the possibility of a Tik Tok channel being his main source of income in the near future.

Though more shuffle than dance.