* Posts by Chris G

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Google has arranged special insurance for its cloud – if you share some data with Allianz and Munich Re

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Re: Follow the money

Absolutely!

This is purely a marketing exercise that will give Google and the insurance companies excessive access to your data and protocols.

In addition it will enable the insurance company to dictate security processes and to refuse or limit payment in the event of a successful attack, if you haven't followed their (usually obscure) recommended practices.

Pressure builds on Nominet as members demand to know leadership's contingency plans for when they’re fired

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Decent humans

In the position of Haworth and his pet board members, would resign but theses nest feathering scavengers show little sign of having heard of decency.

We can probably expect an attempt by them to break their toys and then throwing them out of the pram before they have to give them up to any successors.

Google seeks to placate AI researchers complaining of Big Brother-like working conditions

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When most researchers write a paper, the language and words they use are usually well considered and intended to convey as accurately as possible, their conclusions up to the point of writing.

When someone else comes along and rewrites those papers in a way that devalues any of the researcher's statements, the paper is no longer fully valid because it doesn't represent the conckusions arrived at.

Lawyers may deal with words but few of them have anything better than a glancing knowledge of most of the things they may address from time to time other than the law.

Lawyers should stick to screwing people in court not second guessing the intent of researchers.

Palantir and UK policy: Public health, public IT, and – say it with me – open public contracts

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@ Dr Syntax

Opinion pieces are a dime a dozen but opinion pieces that don't pull their punches and say what many of us are thinking are rare.

This article definitely deserves a bucket load of upvotes as do a few other El Reg articles of late.

I always thought the ' Save the NHS' campaign was an odd choice of words, now, it is becoming clearer what they were saving it for.

TikTok to cough up $92m to settle data privacy sueballs over harvesting too much data

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Big enough but small enough

The offer is big enough to sound like a lot of money but small enough in terms of turnover to make little difference to the company.

Basically, it's insulting to the lusers.

The Trump ploy of bleating about children's data may go to the Communist party seems to me to be less of a bad thing than the same data going to Feacebook or Google. What exactly is the CCP going to do with such data?

Blackmail those same children years later when they are adults?

Apple, forced to rate product repair potential in France, gives itself modest marks

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Re: 3rd Party Verification should be law.

"A nice idea, but in practice, how do you make that work? "

There are already a bunch of national and international bodies that could cover the job.

British Standards Institute, CE, TUV, ISO and so on, all the manufacturer would need to do is pay them for additional certification to cover repairability. Since most of these organisations are members of the ISO it wouldn't be that hard to achieve a set of international standards.

We need a 20MW 20,000-GPU-strong machine-learning supercomputer to build EU's planned digital twin of Earth

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Re: Heat?

There is a bigger argument for developing solid state generation using the Seebeck effect, it has relatively low efficiency but is far less complcated than Stirling engines and requires little maintenance in comparison. There is an interesting video by Tech Ingredients on YouTube.

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Re: Model validation?

Absolutely, they need to avoid GIGO as much as possible and the bigger the project the more difficult it is to ensure that all that goes in is valid.

Plus I suspect there may be a number of important factors that we are not even awate of yet.

An additional concern is if addressing climate change is achievable, what is the default that is being aimef for and is the correct one or even desirable considering that our ecology is an evolving system?

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Re: A small ask, but...

No! But after any 'Natural Disaster' they will be able to tell you exactly why it happened, it's called an expert system.

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One could buy a lot of JCBs for the price of a 20MW super computer.

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I can see where this is going

By the early '30s DestinE will have become a singularity and will begin remedying the prime causes that are threatening the Earth's climate and ecology.

BOFH: 7 jars of Marmite, a laptop and a good time

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Re: Where can I find a link

I have been a firm Marmite aficionado for most if my life, it's just in the last year or so that I have developed a preference for bovril.

In my defence, marmite is almost pure MSG, bovril has only slightly less MSG and is allegedly involved with cows.

Chris G

Where can I find a link

To the ISR test?

I would like to send it to a couple of people.

As a side note; I prefer Bovril nowadays, mmm bovril and peanut butter on toast, I can feel a snack break coming on!

ESA mulls sending waves of robot explorers into dark depths of lunar lava tubes

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I quite like the swarm idea, then you could equip individual rovers with more specific sensors rather than trying to cram as much sciencr as possible onto one large machine. I know in launch terms it may be less efficient but would increase flexibility and redundancy in the event of rovers that break down.

Half a million stolen French medical records, drowned in feeble excuses

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Re: The 8 glasses of water a day myth

It's not only water, a lot of ex-pats who come to Spain as well as holiday makers keep their fluid intake up but because many Brits and Germans have low sodium/sugar diets find they still suffer from heat stroke because they don't get the isotonics right.

Of course those who overindulge in alcoholic beverages also need to replace rather more than just from sweating.

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No2 on the list

Is ripeness a benefit when a sample gets to the lab?

Perhaps it will ensure swift processing.

As far as non production of homework/documents/files are concerned, the best I have heard was by a mate at school in the sixties. "I was kidnapped by a flying saucer, they must have kept my homework!"

The whole class collapsed in laughter including the teacher, my mate Pete got a week of homework detentions.

1Password has none, KeePass has none... So why are there seven embedded trackers in the LastPass Android app?

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Re: The company says users can opt out if they want.

"Under GDPR and the UK equivalent, all cookie options must be opt-in. "

Which makes me wonder why so many European and UK sites still have only the blarb that says you can change options in your browser. It's about time, if Europe and the UK are serious about their legislation, that they had a simple reporting system for sites that don't comply with the regs.

The bank of Bitcoin: MicroStrategy's share price rides high on the back of cryptocurrency investment

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Re: Taxes

This from Bitcoin.org:

"All Bitcoin transactions are public, traceable, and permanently stored in the Bitcoin network. ... Anyone can see the balance and all transactions of any address. Since users usually have to reveal their identity in order to receive services or goods, Bitcoin addresses cannot remain fully anonymous."

Given the above I can see various authorities may be quite happy to let anyone buy bitcoin and establish wallets.

I read recently that the Feds seized some $3billion in bitcoin from corrupt federal agents, if they decide they want to tax you they can, at minimum they can seize your wallet even if they can't open it.

Chris G

Re: Investment? Speculation!

" I'll invest all my funds in the derivative tulip futures market."

So that'll be bloom or bust then?

'Meritless': Exam software maker under fire for suing teacher who tweeted links to biz's unlisted YouTube vids

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You weren't lied to, you were just sold the potential benefits.

It's just unfortunate that the orange you bought was difficult to peel, sour and mostly pips but it's a nice colour.

Chris G

Re: Which is it?

In the States, proctors is the term given to invigilators at exams.

I am now wondering if the study of proctors would be proctology the same word as that used to describe the study of arseholes.

Thirsty work: TSMC starts trucking in water amid Taiwan drought to keep chip production lines chugging

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Re: Truckloads of water

Yeah! Up to 5000 truckloads a day. The place must look like Manston.

Chris G

Re: Climate change....

Ah, China did it!

I wonder if the CCP is also the cause of the recent Texas freeze as well?

On a saner note; some investment in RO plants might be worthwhile on a relatively small island that is densely populated.

UK minister tries to intervene after Government Digital Service migration mangles Ministry of Justice webpages

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Who needs foreign state actors to sow dissent and social upheaval when your own government departments can do the job so much better in house?

Alexa, swap out this code that Amazon approved for malware... Installed Skills can double-cross their users

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Re: I don't want your help

I have Google Assistant snd the mic disabled on my phone, the icon for the mic however, is always functional and placed where it can be inadvertently touched so I constantly have a pop up asking to allow or deny the mic for Google.

I have found that shouting at the phone doesn't help at all but it hasn't stopped me.

HP loses attempt to deny colossal commission to star sales staffer

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Sales people are often a pain in the arse, but a lot of them get screeed over by bosses.

I did a six month stint as a copier salesman in the early eighties, aside from the fact that you were pushed to get clients locked into crappy lease purchase with supplies contracts with very dodgy small print on future pricing.

There was fight over commissions constantly.

I had two huge multiple sales taken off me and handed to the 'National sales' after I had done all the work that the bosses knew about, never even got a thank you, so I went back to the client and recommended a better supplier after walking out of the job.

Robots that take out your garbage? Oh What A Feeling, says Toyota as it opens its very own smart city

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Re: Robots to take out the trash?

Robots? Who needs them?

Where I live, we have several autonomous choices for trash removal; foxes, feral dogs or wild pigs, as an added bonus, occasionally humans will empty the bins (straight on to the ground) looking for anything useful or sometimes even the bin lorry gets there before any of the scavengers get there.

Chris G
Windows

Re: In 'Woven City' ...

To me these ideas smack of being a cradle to the grave creche, where individuality is frowned upon and corformityis the desired norm.

If you take this kind of automated living too far, it gets to the point where humans are mo longer necessary and in fact, hinder the smooth running of the place.

Chris G

Re: I bet the way citizens will greet each other will be ...

An alternative greeting would be " Be seeing you!"

As a highly competent curmudgeon, I can assure any robot that tries to remind me something, it will likely require some remedial action shortly after.

Microsoft unveils swappable SSDs for Surface Pro 7+ but 'strongly discourages' users from upping their capacity

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I was wondering, has the Pro 7+ got rounded corners?

SpaceX small print on Starlink insists no Earth government has authority or sovereignty over Martian activities

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Grand Nagus Musk of Mars

First unwritten Rule of Acquisition ; Why ask when you can take.

Planespotters’ weekends turn traumatic as engine pieces fall from the sky in the Netherlands and the US

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Re: RE: engine failure

IIRC Rolls was developing ultrasonic interferometry to test for stress faults in rotors and turbine vanes some fifty years ago when they were developing the RB 211.

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Re: RE: engine failure

Texas refused to join the US national grid to avoid Federal oversight among other reasons.

I suspect there may be changes in even local regulation coming soon, particularly after the Texan power companies trying to charge as much as $5K to householder for five days use of power during the freak winter they have just had. Apparently they use a pricing auction system based on the level of demand.

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Re: Buy stock in hard hats

In Spain a fair number of car occupants seem to think that flinging carrier bags of rubbish including nappies is better for the countryside than waiting to reach one of the frequent roadside rubbish bins, so, a little more than a hardhat may be required here.

Australian government fights Facebook news ban by threatening 0.01% of Zuck's ad revenue

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Can you imagine a world, where people have learned to live without Feacebook services and have perfectly normal functioning lives?

Clearly Feacebook can't.

The wastepaper basket is on the other side of the office – that must be why they put all these slots in the computer

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Re: The human mind is a frightening thing

The user probably only inserted the post its after clicking on the recycling bin icon.

Mobile World Congress to run this year's Barcelona event in June with 50,000 attendees. We're speechless

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Re: 50,000 from where?

Even if 50,000 turn up, they will probably be sleeping in their hire cars because unless the new Catalan government makes its own rules, there won't be any hotels or hostals open.

Still, on the basis that there is. O such thing as bad publicity, at least the MWC is in the news.

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Well, at least it will give the Barcelona pickpockets and bag snatchers something to do, they've had a rough time of it since the lockdowns, they don't get furlough either, no union or guild to protect them.

The conference may just coincide with a new round of separatist riots too, the Çatalunya government has just been voted in and it has a huge separatist majority, plus the locals are not happy with the Spanish government's heavy handed approach.

Uncle Sam accuses three suspected North Korean govt hackers of stealing $1.3bn+ from banks, crypto orgs

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Re: They men also, it is claimed, siphoned $6.1m (£4.4m) from ATMs in Pakistan

There were either a lot of Pakistani money launderers running around collecting ATM bonuses or a few who were REALLY busy. I don't know what kind of max payout you can get from an ATM in Pakistan but if it was a grand a time, that was 6000 payouts.

This sounds more like a 'clearing the books' exercise just like the cops getting a gullible perp who has been arrested to cop to every unsolved crime on the books as 'Taken Into Consideration', because it will go easier for him if he admits to it now instead of later when they stitch him up.

European Space Agency open to hiring astronauts with a physical disability

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When you look at the achievements of competitors in the Paralympics and the disabilities they overcome, it makes sense that anyone who can fulfill the requirements for an astronaut should be considered.

Texas blacks out, freezes, and even stops sending juice to semiconductor plants. During a global silicon shortage

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With all of those semiconductor manufacturers in Texas, they could try looking at large scale thermoelectrics, even if they won't scale enough torun a chipworks they could still use any temperature difference to produce some useful power.

Nominet claims effort to replace its board with 'safe hands' is invalid, refuses to put it to member vote

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Re: Childish...

I am confidently expecting, that when there is eventually a vote to remove the current incumbents, that there will be cries of vote rigging followed by an invasion of Nominet's offices.

Bill Gates on climate change: Planting trees is not the answer, emissions need to be zeroed out to avoid disaster

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If Bill Gates is going to talk about climate he has to talk about the rest of the environment too, just to be clear I haven't read his book, only this article so i don't know what else is in it. But, pooh pooing tree planting, while it may be valid in terms of climate to some degree, is still necessary in many places where harvesting and/or forest fires have destroyed trees and the habitats that go along with them.

If we don't address the horrendous rates of extinction that are currently happening as I write this, many of which are due to habitat loss that is not related to climate change, the world's biodiversity is likely to hit a tipping point in the not too far distant future so having arrested global warming will be limited in saving the Earth as it is only one of many things that we need to address.

Watch this space: Apple offers free repairs for the self-bricking Apple Watch SE and Series 5 wearables

Chris G

Wrist watches are useful, when I am biking or kayaking I can just glance at my watch for a number of functions. My phone is waterproof to the point that ai can take pics down to a metre and a half below the surface with it but why risk it falling out of a mount into the sea or off my bike at 100+ KPH when I can glance at my wrist.

Also handy when half way up a climb on a rock face.

Science of Love app turns to hate for machine-learning startup in Korea after careless whispers of data

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Re: Mildly amusing

Well they do call themselves the Human Centre for Artificial Intelligence, so their result was pretty close to a lot of allegedly intelligent humans.

Accenture, Capita, IBM jump on £800m framework to make the NHS more agile as UK.gov announces further reforms

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Agility

Is what is used by those who award the contracts, to scramble out of the way when somebody in a higher position is looking for someone to hit with the blame stick.

Future astronauts at risk of heart attacks, strokes if radiation allowed to ravage their cardiovascular health

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Re: Belted up

"Captain the shield containment is failing"

Captain: "Damn! Now it's really gonna hit the fan!"

Voyager 2 receives and executes first command in 11 months as sole antenna that reaches it returns to work

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V'ger

Yep! Returns to Earth fully sentient and somewhat paranoid as to why a young probe was sent out into the dark of interstellar space all on its own.

Now it wants to smack mummy and daddy.

Microsoft says it found 1,000-plus developers' fingerprints on the SolarWinds attack

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Trollface

The difference

Between 1000 Mshaft engineers causing havoc and the perpetrators of the solar winds attack, is that the Havoc1000 approach is chaos based, whereas the solarwinds attack was highly defined,seemingly well executed and didn't appear to rely on frequent patching.

So, maybe a hundred devs.....

Amazon sues NY Attorney General in preemptive strike: Web giant faces claim it did not fully protect workers in COVID-19 pandemic

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Re: Well, amazon is the size of a country

"What's the phrase for a 'state within a state? ;)"

In this particular case; A shit state!