* Posts by Chris G

6754 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2007

Apple begins rejecting apps that use advertising SDKs for fingerprinting users

Chris G

"Google is also taking steps to improve privacy in its Android ecosystem. "

No it isn't, Google is taking steps to limit access to private data from advertisers and others using it's platform so that it can sell that data to them in one form or another because google is still slurping for itself at the same rate.

What else would it do with all that lovely data?

Easily distracted by too many apps, too many meetings, and too much asparagus

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Re: wild asparagus

"near the base of trees"

It grows every bloody where in my garden and it is a sod to get rid of, in Spain dogs and men regard the world as their toilet, particularly the weekend lycranthropist cyclistas who irrigate my gateway on a Sunday morning.

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Re: ...nobody has been panic-buying multipacks of Corona...

This week I have mainly been making a cold smoker, tested it with some streaky pork and then cooked the pork in the oven. My wife and I sat in the evening sun with some of the best smoky pork I have ever had, washed down with ice cold corona.:-)

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Re: wild asparagus

Here in Spain too, since the latter half of February there have been otherwise relatively normal people with carrier bags rummaging around the hedgerows and field margins picking asparagus.

You have to get your eye in to spot the edible shoots and wear leather work gloves because the mature plant is very spiky.

Nice to see and hear Ian Dury, he was one of the best singer/songwriter/poets ever in my opinion, and a good musician to boot.

Yep, you're totally unique: That one very special user and their very special problem

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Not all that unusual, publicity or marketing in need of brightness.

In a devastating blow to all eight of you, Microsoft pulls the plug on Cortana's Android, iOS apps

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Re: Another victim...

Microsoft!

Going backwards in pursuit of progress!

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"Cortana as a personal productivity assistant more deeply ingrained in Microsoft 365 and Windows.

Sounds to me like another reincarnation of Clippy, whether better or worse remains to be seen.

Scientists stumped by strange X-rays from Uranus

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Re: Not to be confused with ...

Personally, I would go with the sunshine.

Turns out humans are leading AI systems astray because we can't agree on labeling

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Re: An enlightened explanation of how we got ourselves into this mess

Based on the examples given in the article, there are no labeling errors, the fault lies with the simplistic software and it's lack of ability to encompass enough parameters. A human would have little problem in making sens of a a 'bucket of baseballs' encompassing both a number of baseballs contained in a bucket or a bucket containing a number of baseballs.

The errors in these cases at least lie with the programming.

While truly self-driving cars are surely just around the corner, for now here's an AI early-warning system for your semi-autonomous ride

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Convoluted?

So we have an SA (Semi Autonomous) vehicle controlled by an AI that has to be watched by an HI (Human Intelligence) who will be told when they need to take over control of the SA from the AI by another AI that is also watching the SA?

I think I may be able to save some time and money here.................

Nominet ignores advice, rejects serious change despite losing CEO, chair, half its board in membership vote

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Re: Is this an April Fool?

I was wondering what the Articles of Association have to say and whether they can be used against the board in litigation?

Android, iOS beam telemetry to Google, Apple even when you tell them not to – study

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Never mind the width feel the quality

I note that Google does not deny the slurpage, only the alleged quantity; which still works out to double that of the fruity lot.

Browser tracking protections won't stop tracking, warns DuckDuckGo

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@ Neil Barnes

I have exactly the same problems here in Spain with multi national site owners, has some strange results with VPNs servered in odd places too.

Chris G

So, going by DuckDuckGo's claims, Google is not moving forward so much as stepping sideways on privacy. Continuing to slurp as much as before while limiting the benefits to third parties, something of course that leaves Google with something to sell.

Mullet over: Aussie boys' school tells kids 'business in the front, party in the back' hairstyle is 'not acceptable'

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All I can say is Fuck'em!

What right does a school have to dictate one' s hairstyle?

Way back in the early sixties, three of us at my school started growing our hair longer than the 'normal' short back and sides of the day.

Our headmaster gave us an ultimatum, 'get your hair cut, I will cut it or you will have to wear a red ribbon in your hair at school'.

Two of us opted for the ribbon, the other guy went for a trim.

You wouldn't believe the street cred we got from wearing ribbon and the old boy could back down because he had made the threat in school assembly.

Uniformity and conformity in the military has its place, in schools not so much.

Wi-Fi devices set to become object sensors by 2024 under planned 802.11bf standard

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@osakajin, since with this tech everybody is effectively a disturbance in the force, your Faraday suit will not hide you. You will still be detectable.

The idea is not dissimilar to military uses of electronic intelligence (elint) so what is needed is a counter intelligence broadcast to fool or jam the Wi-fi around you.

Chris G

This sounds like something that may well be abused from the first moment abuse is possible, by all the usual data slurpers, Google, Facebook, governments et al.

One thing that could help against commercial abuse is if we all had ownership of our data as a constitutional right, so that each time an entity wishes to use it they must gain your express permission to do so.

Pair accused of turning photos into vids to crack tax dept facial recognition system in China

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Re: And what are the UK's internal vaccine passports going to use?

I can't imagine Michael Gove trying to be charming, sounds creepy to me.

I also can't imagine Vax passports being run efficiently, considering that vaccination does not mean you can't catch vivid, does not mean you can't be a spreader and in addition the levels and reliability of regular testing have neither the infrastructure or a short enough response time to be effective.

Still it would create jobs, join the sanitary plod anyone?

Under threat of judicial review, UK.gov agrees to consultation before extending Palantir's NHS role beyond pandemic

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Shirley

Based on this "Amazon, Google, and Microsoft were on the list of contracted companies, along with Palantir Technologies UK and the London AI company Faculty, which worked on the Vote Leave Brexit referendum campaign." they could find a little space for Feacebook?

Another successful flight for SpaceX's Starship apart from the landing-in-one-piece thing

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Over analyse everything

An example could be the flying boondoggle that is the F35, been modeled to Hades and back several times over and what have they got?

"Lockheed Martin F-35 deficiencies: two fewer in 2020, 871 issues remain."

The Technoking may be a bit of an arse at times but SpaceX has gone out of the box in many respects and IS moving forward, more than can be said for the SLS/Boeing circus.

You put Marmite where? Google unveils its latest AI wizardry: A cake made of Maltesers and the pungent black tar

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Re: Marmite Icing

I see no problem with Marmite crisps or crackers and have on occasion put Marmite with butter on to digestive biscuits ( though they are a snack for the desperate).

The first time I was ever invited to a family Thanksgiving meal in California, one of the ingredients of the roast turkey dinner was mashed squash with a layer of marshmallow roasted in a tin, looked odd but was actually not bad.

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Papiliary GBH

I prefer my marmitic ingestion as an accompaniment to sweat inducing hyper mature cheddar on toast, the thought of combining Marmite with maltesers sounds like a serious assault on the taste buds deserving of a slap.

UK's Home Office dangles £32m for application support on comms-snooping network

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NCDS

Searching for intelligence!

What happens when back-flipping futuristic robot technology meets capitalism? Yeah, it’s warehouse work

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So1from what I see on the video, is a multi axis pick and place robot on a mobile base.

Not what I envisaged for the 21st century.

I don't see these as anything better than the automated warehousing pioneered by Sainsburys in the nineties just more complex to build and maintain. The ones on the video looked similar to the standard industrial unit used for windscreen placement right down to the vacuum pads.

Just wait though, until all the industrial robots come fitted with full AI and they begin to unionise :]

UK terror law reviewer calls for expanded police powers to imprison people who refuse to hand over passwords

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Re: Protect?

If the only permissible use is under the prevention of terrorism then the plod will just try to make everyone they nick look like a terrorist.

Tesla broke US labor law with anti-union efforts – watchdog

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Re: I Dreamed I Saw El Musk Last Night. Alive As You Or Me

I think the need for unions is becoming stronger by the day, not so much for disruptive actions such as strikes and walkouts but more more having the collective strength to fight against the lawyers of more and more companies that seem determined to make Scrooge look like an amateur.

With many businesses, you could easily merge HR with normal Resource Management as the humanity becomes less significant.

Semi-autonomous cars sales move up a gear with 3.5 million units leaving forecourts

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Level 5

A level 5 allegedly autonomous vehicle will still not be anywhere near the complexity and potential of a level 1 human, while I think that much of the sensory functions that are being developed for autonomous vehicles may be useful additions to a piloted vehicle I don't believe a truly autonomous car is anything like as close as the marketing wonks and other fans would have us believe.

How much of the electronic kit we use daily, has failures, glitches of one kind or another, or the software suddenly develops gremlins?

Most of these items that develop faults, we can belt with a hammer, take to a service centre or call out a technician, not so easy when you multi-ton item is doing 70MPH on a motorway.

I have yet to hear anything about an equivalent to the annual MOT check for autonomic systems either, particularly as there are no standards that can so far be applied to such systems.

How do these systems deal with black ice, aquaplaning and other severe weather that can occur unexpectedly?

BOFH: Bullying? Not on my watch! (It's a Rolex)

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Re: Hummmm sounds familiar...

Back in the days of getting an envelope with cash in it each Friday, I was working for an outfit that had just been taken over by a French services company.

About four weeks in, one obsequious little toe rag came around with the pay packets and an A4 clipboard with a sheaf of papers on it. He wanted each of us to sign and date the piece of paper with the amount of pay printed on the top.

Being naturally nosy, I looked on the back where I saw a load of fine print, when I started reading it, them TR tried to insist that he 'didn't have time for that'.

The fine print was the company trying to get us to sign away our rights under Transfer of Undertaking laws, it ended up costing the company money paying off everyone not to pursue legal action.

I didn't last there very long, I found a new job as quickly as possible.

‘Radiation upset’ confused computers, caused false alarm on International Space Station

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Re: A pound of water

Yeah, a 16oz pint to a Brit feels as though you have been sold short.

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A pound of water

An unusual (to me) use of an imperial weight unit to describe a volume of liquid, allowing even for left pondian foibles it seems odd as they usually go for quarts, cups or ounces.

But this is space where I would expect metric units of mass or volume.

Microsoft 365 tries again at filtering swearing, bad behavior: Classifiers for seven languages offered

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Re: Multi-language documents

The Thought Police on outlook constantly drive me nuts with spelling and grammar suggestions, I regularly mix English and Spanish in emails.

It goes totally wonky if I add Russian.

I haven't seen a way to turn it off.

What links ML, lasers, and tiny gold-plated micro-bots? Answer: Smart medicines

Chris G

This sounds an interesting concept but there are so many challenges to overcome before it would be a practical method to apply drugs or other treatments within the body.

I think other systems such as engineered viruses or viral particles that target specific organs or cell types are likely to beat this to the punch.

'Agile' F-35 fighter software dev techniques failed to speed up supersonic jet deliveries

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"For over 20 years, we have consistently emphasized the need for organizations to collect and use data about program performance to help inform and measure organization operations and results."

Why the hell would any pork barrel recipient pay any attention to such emphasis?

It could lead to someone being answerable for lack of performance.

UK prime minister Boris Johnson reluctant to reveal his involvement in the OneWeb deal

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Re: When is he going to build a bridge

I had seen a couple of remarks recently about a bridge to NI, I thought people were just being facetious, I am shocked to see it as a serious consideration.

The Irish sea often seems to act as a funnel to concentrate storm surges running up it. A couple of years back one of my clients who has a house not far from the beach in Southern Ireland facing into the Irish sea, had all his windows broken by a wave that ran several hundred metres up the beach.

If they build the bridge, I want to be the first to walk backwards to Ireland across it at Christmas to honour Spike Milligan.

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IT in Spaaaaaaace?

Considering the exalted successes the UK gov' has had with IT on the planet's surface, I am keen to view their successes in space.

Clothes retailer Fatface: Someone's broken in and accessed your personal data, including partial card payment details... Don't tell anyone

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Re: not enough to just ask

"eg please keep the door to the staff room closed at all times (because otherwise the aircon goes into overdrive and somehow trips the telephone system)"

Sometimes it's not easy to explain, of you apply your example to a school, the teachers don't want the pupils to see them chain smoking, drinking alcohol and scratching their nuts.

Although in this case it seems clear that Fartface

was just trying to protect its reputation in the face of an avoidable failure.

The silicon supply chain crunch is worrying. Now comes a critical concern: A coffee shortage

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Around here to we have a lot of Holm oak the acorns of which are sweet enough to eat without the usual leaching rigmarole.

Roasted and ground apparently produces an acceptable drink (allegedly).

I may have to try it as we have acres of the stuff around here, ersatz anyone?

We've seen things you people wouldn't believe. A halo of light polarized by a gigantic black hole's magnetic field...

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Dunning Kruger

See title.

Vietnam pursues ten-year AI plan, aspires to crack world’s top 50 for R&D by 2030

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Personalising learning with AI stood out to me too.

AI will have to go a long way to be able to stimulate a student in a meaningful way, human teachers have enough difficulties relating to the needs of students, short of electrode attachments I don't see AIs proving 'efficiency' much.

Hyundai and Singapore's top telco charge towards electric vehicle battery subscription service, 5G smart factories

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So, according to the marketing wonks who made the video, substituting a real dad for a cyborg at his daughter's wedding is an answer to stop the old fool from steering his wheel chair over her dress?

Or did I not understand the video?

The idea of full real time telemetry on your personal vehicle is a wet dream for both data slurpers and police states.

Now that half of Nominet's board has been ejected, what happens next? Let us walk you through the possibilities

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I think a thorough audit and a review of the board's past actions are in order.

The review to check the legality of those actions and whether anything is recoverable from those who committed the actions.

Thousands of taxpayers' personal details potentially exposed online through councils' debt-chasing texts

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Seriously, we take your data

Then we let anyone have access to it because training is hard and expensive to implement properly for our staff.

I have been to in house training sessions at councils where everyone knows everyone, is given a pamphlet or a printout and then have a nice chat for a bit before going back to work tem minutes before knocking off time.

That's how seriously a lot of things are taken.

John Cleese ‘has a bridge to sell you’, suggests $69,346,250.50 price to top Beeple's virtual art record

Chris G

I was a remainer, I downvoted you for you lack of humour and for slagging off John Cleese is is still funny and definitely more entertaining than you.

Chris G

My lawyers will be in touch

This Cleese bloke has no right to sell anything to do with my bridge, I added it to my portfolio of landmarks some years ago, shortly after buying the Arc de Triomphe and one leg of the Eiffel Tower (there was a lot of interest in it).

Fire takes out Japanese chip plant, owner Renesas warns of more silicon shortages

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Their chips are down

But there's nothing fishy about it.

City of London Police warn against using ‘open science’ site Sci-Hub

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Re: "data and research ... is ... more strategically valuable ... than copyright-busting"

On more than one occasion, I have looked for articles that previously were available for free online, only to discover they had been pirated by the likes of Elsevier and others who are able to game search algorithms do that they show up at the top of a search and the free version is umpteen pages further away.

If Scihub is rattling their cages, good on them, science anf human knowledge should be open and free.

Grotesque soundbyte alert: UK government opens wallet to help rural areas get 'gigafit'

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Nooks and crannies?

""Project Gigabit is our national mission to plug in and power up every corner of the UK and get us gigafit* for the future."

Evidently N.Ireland, Wales and Scotland are not in the corners.

From Maidenhead to Morocco: In a change to the scheduled programming, we bring you The On Call of Dreams

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Re: Foreign travel

I can follow most accents in the UK but have a complete mental block with Geordie and I met an Ulsterman once who spoke with such a strong accent at warp speed that at first I wasn't even sure he was speaking English.

Fortunately, my mate was from Belfast so he translated for me.

Move aside, Technoking: All hail the Sweat Master and his many inspirational job titles

Chris G

Re: Mock tech-knocking as much as you like ...

@Alistair

On SpaceX I fully agree with you, on a couple of other things Musky does, I am not as impressed.

Although he is a bit wealthier than me, so he must be doing some things right.

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Re: Technoking

King of Techno?

More like King of Wan!