* Posts by Chris G

6754 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2007

Fridges... in... Spaaaaaaace: Engineers book ride on the Vomit Comet to test astro-refrigerator

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Re: Fridges in Space

In a fridge?

You want to keep him fresh I assume?

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NASA has a lot of experience using the Peltier-Seebeck effect, I am surprised they haven't found a way to utilise it on the space station.

No liquids and no moving parts, it has been used since the sixties on both satellites and rovers.

Elon Musk's SpaceX bags $3bn NASA contract to, fingers crossed, land first woman on the Moon

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Re: To do list

Since Musk has fingers in the EV pie, perhaps he could throw in a Moon Rover as well.

putting a Tesla up there would be something of an advertising coup.

To have one floppy failure is unlucky. To have 20 implies evil magic or a very silly user

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Re: The last straw

In the early nineties, the farmer I used to deal with for horse feed told me how his brother was writing his own software for precision farming, using GPS and satellite photos to improve fertiliser and pesticide use.

Nearly all farmers are good engineers finding and making improvement to equipment and like any industry where margins can be low or affected by sudden unknowns like weather, they are quick to take up anything that may be of help.

How not to apply for a new job: Apply for it on a job site

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Re: "a freelancer feels the urge to seek solace in full-time employment"

Me neither! I have been retired a couple of years now. After the last 'proper' gig I had running a project when I finished I did a few of the agency rabbit holes including a couple where agencies tried to tell me I was being head hunter but they didn't even have a clue of what I could do.

I got sick of it and finally spent my last four years working doing something I really like, carpentry! It paid a bit less but I was virtually my own boss and got to be creative.

As far back as I can remember ( and that's a long way) agencies have been useless at providing anyone with a job they were applying for and usually try to get you to go for totally unsuitable positions that they actually have on the books.

Watchdog thinks Google tricked Australians into giving up data, sues. Judge semi-agrees

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Re: Picking on the big guys again

My experience in Spain tells me that the majority of sites think it is OK for site visitors to be told they can limit tracking cookies vie their browser or make it as confusing as possible to opt out.

In fact lately, I visit more US Sites that offer simple opt outs than either UK or European ones.

Perhaps GDPR needs a new set of teeth and regulators who will actively employ them.

Customs raid rumbles black market for primary school e-learning materials in fiercely competitive Hong Kong

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I don't understand from the article what law was being broken, were they cheating or just supplying non official teaching/aids?

Listen, son... Monster trucks just aren't cool anymore. Real winners drive Tesla Roadsters

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If you look on YouTube, the videos that get the most views and comments are those with diesel belching monster trucks and tyre shredding muscle cars.

They appeal most to boys of all ages.

I will be interested to see comparative sales figures between hybrid hatchbacks and muscle cars.

It was Russia wot did it: SolarWinds hack was done by Kremlin's APT29 crew, say UK and US

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Do I detect a whiff of the Huawei protocol here?

Blue Origin sends Mannequin Skywalker aloft again, testing out comfier capsule for future space tourists

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Re: Impressive, but...

I wonder where exactly the Emperor Wang comes into all this?

Jackie 'You have no authority here' Weaver calls on the UK to extend Coronavirus Act provisions for online meetings

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@Barrie Shepherd

I agree one hundred percent, many councils have a penchant for closed meetings that for one reason or another they consider 'sensitive' and online facilitates that attitude.

Councils are elected and paid for by the residents, no matter where the money comes from and local politics even more than national should be completely open.

A keyboard? How quaint: Logitech and Baidu link arms to make an AI-enabled, voice-transcribing mouse

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Re: At Chris G, re: English...

Can't waste good beer, so I'll down the pint and then use the mug to smash the bugger.

As a lad from South London, some decades back I doubt that speech recognition would have made much sense of my accent, I have improved somewhat since then.

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I have enough problems with windows and Android trying to correct my idiomatic English into something like American English, if I started shouting at a mouse, dog knows what the result would be.

UK watchdog blesses Virgin Media and O2's union, says there's no risk of market distortion or competition loss

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Re: network investment

Smoke signals? We couldn't afford lookshuries like matches, we 'ad t' wait fer a sunny day and send signals reflected off me grandda's polished 'ed an 'e wasn't even bald.

Spy agency GCHQ told me Gmail's more secure than Microsoft 365, insists British MP as facepalming security bods tell him to zip it

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Re: Oh dear....

It's equally likely his friends in GCHQ live in Mountain View.

China requires 'self-correction' of monopolistic behaviour by 34 local web giants

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Can you imagine a Western government trying to do that? They would have to shoot all the lawyers first, to have chance of it going through in any form in less than a decade.

Nominet chooses civil war over compromise by rejecting ex-BBC Trust chairman

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Re: What this needs

@Peter2

Here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statute_of_Labourers_1351

at the bottom of the third paragraph in the section headed CONTENT.

I originally found the reference to the 1405 update to the Statute of Labourers on a site called Atlas Obscura dated 2/7/2016 something to do with a town called Thame and a councillor called Bretherton.

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What this needs

Is wider publicity, so that the British public is aware of the greed and diversion of funds into greedy pockets. However, I don't see government intervention as being desirable, particularly as my impression of recent governments is that they support exactly this kind of profiteering.

Apparently, the 1405 law requiring every town to have a pillory has never been repealed, I can think of a use for one.

Average convicted British computer criminal is young, male, not highly skilled, researcher finds

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Technical Report

Considering this report was compiled by a university researcher who pulled a good deal of his data from El Reg, it sounds like a days worth of serious work and a bit of polishing (possibly), the sample size is small enough to not really mean a great deal, particularly as it focussed on only those cases linked to the CMA Act. More detailed research to pulled out all cases involving computer related crimes over a similar period may paint a completely different picture.

as pointed out by the majority of posts above, the value of the research as a profile of likely offenders will mostly show the profile of the least successful offenders, so not all that valuable.

Joint UK government procurement seeks supplier to support controversial Clean Air Zone system

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Re: What's so controversial?

The notion that carrying everyone on public transport will be cleaner for the environment depends on the transport, electric trams or a Metro system would probably improve a city centre but just changing over from the usual range of private vehicles (some of which may be very modern and low impact) to diesel buses just demonstrates an inability to think things through on behalf of the authorities.

Bus companies typically cut as many corners as they legally can in operating a service, they are there to make a profit and maximising profit is normal so anyone thinking that buses would be less polluting when the numbers are increased to serve a population that has been denied their personal transport is not thinking. More large diesel vehicles stopping and starting every few yards will never be cleaner.

NHS COVID-19 app update blocked by Apple, Google over location privacy fears

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Not the first and won't be the last

Attempt at trying to keep tabs on everyone all of the time.

Even after this pandemic I am sure the government would try to find reasons for keeping track and trace. "Just in case"

Microsoft digs deep for chatty AI specialist Nuance, bids $19.7bn to bolster healthcare chops

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Re: Clippy MD

Brings a new meaning to BSOD!

Quality control, Soviet style: Here's another fine message you've gotten me into

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Re: Ziebart.

DON'T mention Yugos, they rusted faster than a bean tin on a beach. A friend's girlfriend bought a Yugo in the early nineties and drove it to his stableyard, as far as I know there might be a dirty stain where she parked it, probably all that's left of it by now, it only went the one time.

Texan's alleged Amazon bombing effort fizzles: Militia man wanted to take out 'about 70 per cent of the internet'

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Re: Christian Militia Terrorist

From the definition I gave the Spanish Inquisition and certainly all others was there to intimidate the population in order to further political and/or social gains, it couldn't be clearer.

Your handle appears to be rather apt.

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Re: Christian Militia Terrorist

" I have never heard of a terrorist group motivated by Christianity."

Aside from the crusaders already mentioned, I think the Spanish Inquisition would qualify under this definition from the FBI: The unlawful use of force or violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a Government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives.

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My militia.com!

I am willing to bet at least 50% of the people posting on that site are TLA employees looking for idiots like Pendley.

What's this about a muon experiment potentially upending Standard Model of physics? We speak to one of the scientists involved

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Re: @GrumpenKraut

"You just smoked too much math, and couldn't see the basic fault:"

Curious to know what your preference is for smoking and the device you use to smoke it?

Assumption and random correlation is not science and mind expanding drugs don't!

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Re: Not a scientist

Chaesium! Would that be in the same group as Cheddarium and Stiltonium?

UK's National Cyber Security Centre recommends password generation idea suggested by El Reg commenter

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Facial reset

You could always use the Lector system.

All it requires is a sharp knife and a random face.

Although short term for both it would work for fingerprint readers too.

In the real world, I suspect that the majority who went for What Three Words, using a not their own address approach would use mostly memorable landmarks, their mum's house or somewhere close by etc.

‘Can COVID-19 vaccines connect me to the internet?’

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Re: Not necessarily conspiracy nuts

Nano-zombies?

I would read the book, if only to find out how you cut their teeny tiny heads off.

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Re: Not necessarily conspiracy nuts

Far from doing a terrible job of teaching critical thinking, I don't think they teach it at all.

As for conspiracy aficionados,there is a market opportunity for someone.

I see a space for a regular online magazine with updates and articles on the current status of the various conspiracies du hour and carrying ads for high quality tin foils, Faraday hats and suits and apps for detecting the broadcasts from your latest vaccine.

Greenland's elections just bolstered China's tech world domination plan

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The main Aussie miner for rare earths is Luna's, they have been having a spat with Malaysia over a processing plant they have there because the locals are not happy with the amounts of low level radioactive waste it produces and allegations of pollution.

There was talk about having to process in Oz where the stuff is mined so I expect the Greenlanders are aware of that.

Considering REs are the new oil on some respects, I wonder what the US will do to protect its valuable and handy neighbour?

Imagine your data center backup generator kicks in during power outage ... and catches fire. Well, it happened

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Re: Seems that generators are a bit of danger

At the offices of a military contractor, they had a huge gender in a container mounted on a trailer.

One winter the power went off and the Genny fired up flawlessly for about five minutes, a delivery truck pulled into the carpark and sailed straight across the tarmac, nudging a couple of cars out of the way and finally bowling over the genset trailer.

The day was so cold black ice had formed on the carpark.

Privacy activist Max Schrems claims Google Advertising ID on Android is unlawful, files complaint in France

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Re: That's what you get when software has to cost nothing

From my point of view, I have to buy a phone that needs an OS, if the phone comes with an OS, as far as I am concerned I have paid for the OS at the same time I bought the phone.

I have little choice so from my point of view the OS is not free, the phone maker may not pay Google directly for it but the cost of it being loaded to the phone is also built into the phone price. So again, it is not free for me and I don't see that Google or anyone else has the right to invade my privacy.

Post Office awards Fujitsu a £42.5m contract extension for the IT system behind wrongful subpostmaster prosecutions

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Monolithic

Probably describes the mental processes of the PO management equally as well as the system.

When you think there has been the best part of two decades to make the system more flexible and less monolithic, one can only think the management don't give a crap.

How big might IT spending get in 2021? Gartner: How about $4 trillion. And no, you can't have a new MacBook

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I assume when none of their predictions pan out, as experts they will be able to explain exactly why without admitting they were wrong.

Does anyone ever analyse Gartner's past predictions to determine whether or not they are worth listening to.

Atheists appeal to higher power for intercession over alleged sins against privacy

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I don't believe it!

See title

We finally get to spot a burnt-out comet and what is it covered in? Talcum powder

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Maybe

It's not an old comet but a youngster that has been recently bathed and talced?

Sitting idle while global chips fry: US car industry asks Biden to earmark cash for automotive semiconductors

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Re: Ban chips in cars

I agree 100%, if you drop them, they make the seats greasy and your fingers are slippy on the steering wheel.

Their 'next job could be in cyber': UK Cyber Security Council launches itself by pointing world+dog to domain it doesn't own

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Re: Why?

I suspect 'one of the chaps' didn't have a job but was interested in this kind of thing.

Then he was given a desk and told to give it a go.

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"Cybersecurity - brought to you by media studies graduates and PE teachers"

Plus, presumably, representives from UK culture such as Morris dancers, bagpipers and sheep shearers.

Subaru parks plans to make 58,000 cars due to brakes on silicon supply chain

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Alcohol Interlock Installation

You mean they will come with a bar?

I assume the interlock bit means you can't drive if you have opened a bottle.

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Hmmm! Radical thinking, a lighter weight, reliable and repairable car that allows a driver to drive it!

Do you think people would go for such a thing?

Is that... is that a piece of Unikitty? Remembering Skylab via the medium of Lego

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The only construction kits to hold my attention were the Airfix 1:32 WWII aircraft and tanks or similar, my younger brothers loved Lego but it never interested me.

The best thing I have ever built was a Monogram Martin Marauder B 26 in my dad's squadron colours (RAF 14 Bomber Sqdn), probably the only kit I ever tried to make authentically.

Yep, the 'Who owns Linux?' case is back from the dead

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The question of who?

Any one of the billionaires who have a few million spare for a long shot as a bit of entertainment?

If it paid off they could afford another Olympic sized pool to fill with filthy lucre to bathe in.

Australian ponders requiring multiple IDs to sign up for social media, plus more crypto-busting backdoors

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Meanwhile in the real world

533million users have had their various details given away after a Facebook breach a couple of years ago.

Social media may value your data but only in terms of what it can do for them, giving all of your personal details up front will do little to prevent online abuse but will mean the majority are entrusting their identities to leaches who will abuse that trust.

Easily distracted by too many apps, too many meetings, and too much asparagus

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Re: Tut, tut, tut

World back up day?

Does that have anything to do with sheep on the edge of a Welsh cliff?

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Re: ...nobody has been panic-buying multipacks of Corona...

I assume you are referring to the multi flavoured fizz of old in the UK, usually came with a screwtop and sixpence (?) deposit on the bottle.

That Corona was normally accompanied by a packet of crisp that had salt in a little blue twist of waxed paper. I preferred Tizer in the bottles with a vulcanite stopper.

Yes, I am that old!

For anyone who celebrated cinco de Mayo, Corona beer is an important part of making good guacamole according to a couple of my Mexican friends.

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Re: in Spain dogs and men regard the world as their toilet

No, I live in the mountainous boonies of Valencia.

The main plain in Spain is Andalusia, when it does rain there it tends to be a year's worth in one go, the rainiest bit is Galicia sort of Wales with chorizo.

Apple begins rejecting apps that use advertising SDKs for fingerprinting users

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Reached out, I assume has spread from touchy feely California, the other misuse that currently winds me up is gifted instead of given.