* Posts by Chris G

6754 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2007

UK urged to choo-choo-choose hydrogen-powered trains in pursuit of carbon-neutral economic growth

Chris G

I would have thought fuel cell or hydrogen gas turbines would do the job, both will reach an efficiency of up to 60% and carry their energy source with them.

Electrification has been a thing since Marples day and still has a long way to go.

Hungover Brits declare full English breakfast the solution to all their ills

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For most of my life, no matter how drunk I have been I have always tried to knock back a pint of milk before retiring, that will either purge the system quite rapidly or help to rehydrate.

At any rate a BGB( big greasy breakfast) is the perfect start to new consiousness, whenever it happens.

My misspent youth lasted until I was nearly forty and has been revisited quite a few times since.

A BGB has never failed to get me back to a reasonably functionable level.

Facebook granted patent for 'artificial reality' baseball cap. Repeat, an 'artificial reality' baseball cap

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Re: "hats solve the problem presented by AR glasses"

"What contraption will see the light of day that keeps heating elements away from the wearer's skull ?"

Perhaps using a hardhat with the suspended liners they have would help to keep a cool head, plus there may be space enough for added electronics.

If the Zborg are thinking of Glasshole™ type usage, I imagine there will be outward facing cameras recording the environment to go with the eyeball tracking so that related ads can be tailored to the items in the real world that cause pupil dilation or whatever it is that gives away interest.

The other similarity to Glasshole™ behaviour will be fully engaged wearers walking into traffic, lamposts, other people etc.

Plus we have similar concerns about spying on the environment if they have forward/outward facing cameras.

MI5 still risks breaking the law on surveillance data through poor controls – years after it was first warned

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Storage areas within the environment

Sounds like a printout in an unlocked desk drawer, not even a basement filing cabinet or leopard notices.

I hope they don't employ cleaners with funny accents.

The way they drag their feet on implementation of 'compliance' rules is a clear sign they regard them as an unnecessary imposition.

US Air Force announces plan to assassinate molluscs with hypersonic missile

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I don't know what the clams have done but the snails have been boasting about being faster than a US sessile missile.

Now that China has all but banned cryptocurrencies, GPU prices are falling like Bitcoin

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Re: Mining...

Yes, it's nerdy fraud as opposed to government fraud that creates real world money out of thin air via their central banks.

Though I feel governmental vapourcoin is a little harder to manipulate than nerdy vapourcoins are, not by much but fiat currency is slightly more stable.

Hyundai takes 80 per cent stake in terrifying Black Mirror robo-hound firm Boston Dynamics

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While I think a robotic guide dog makes some sense, if they can develop the range and the right software, I am not too sure that Hyundai and the ad guys who made the video, really get how a guide dog works.

The blind guy stands up and the 'dog' jumps up and trots off in front of him, leaving the guy to continue with his stick.

In spite of that Boston are likely to do a lot better with Hyundai's direction than being just another one on the list of Softbank tech acquisitions. I know nothing about their cars but their industrial kit is not bad.

Windows 11: Meet the new OS, same as the old OS (or close enough)

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Re: What is an OS for?

@Lon24

Exactly this. Aside from the fact that markting has to justify it's existence every once in a while, my feeling is this will be about dropping as many aspects of '11' into the As a service category as possible.

I wouldn't be surprised if patches are renamed as upgrades along with as many changes as possible to describe standard features as added value features.

I can see this as Much ado about nothing but it will cost you.

BOFH: When the Sun rises in the West and sets in the East, only then will the UPS cease to supply uninterrupted voltage

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Re: Reminds me...

That is why 2nd Lts are given nothing more dangerous than a small pistol, their orders are quite dangerous enough.

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Re: Poor cyclist

Regardless of final velocity, I feel the VAX would leave a firmer, more impactful impresion.

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Re: What a revolting story!

Watt Dick didn't know was his current capacity was creating a potential difference leading to a short outcome.

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Re: Poor cyclist

Clearly that Richard considered himself polished so in lieu of glitter Simon gave him sparks.

New York congressman puts forward federal right-to-repair bill

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Re: Good, but more

You make dome excellent points.

As a Mr Fixit I am sure you have come across thr situation where say, something like a small cheap bearing has failed and needs replacing.

When you look at the manufacturer's parts list, that bearing only comes as a part of an assembly such as a rotor that costs dozens of times as much as the bearing.

Often on these assemblies the bearings are unmarked too.

Practices like this are deliberate and contribute to landfill because such sharp practice, makes a lot of goods beyond economical repair and in favour of purchasing a replacement.

That is why such bills need to be well researched and properly worded to address the repairability issue fully and in favour of owners and consumers of goods

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Re: It's like the

John Deere and others like them are making the meals on the tables of the world more expensive, their profits from walled in maintenance are ultimately paid for by the consumer.

In addition, their system favours large large corporate farming and discriminates against smaller farmers with more limited fleets.

What job title would YOU want carved on your gravestone? 'Beloved father, Slayer of Dragons, Register of Domains'

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Re: Exploring cemetries

Last time I was in Tower Hamlets a couple of decades back, aside from the teens shagging between the gravestones, you would have been mugged by the lads who were trying to steal the railings for scrap.

Poltergeist attack could leave autonomous vehicles blind to obstacles – or haunt them with new ones

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Re: Simpler DoS attacks possible

Equally simple, is to use a laser pointer to confuse the lidar.

FYI: There's a human-less, AI robot Mayflower ship sailing from the UK to US right now

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Re: Eliminating jobs for people

Have I got some news for you!

Look up a company in San Francisco called Clockwork.

There must be something even more menial that only humans can do.

Toyota reveals its work on an honest-to-goodness cloak of invisibility

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A fully functional cloaking device

Cling on to that thought!

Stob treks back across the decades to review the greatest TV sci-fi in the light of recent experience

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Re: Is the governer

The Mini Marcos was a fun little car, my youngest brother had one with a stage two Cooper engine.

He turned it into fibre glass fluff after a tree stepped in front of him while doing about 60MPH.

That was his excuse!

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Re: Hobbits

@DJV

It's OK, I have reported it as offensive content and cruelty to children.

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That sums up modern pandemics, it's how you communicate and report them not how you treat them.

Not very sage rage over UK pay outage: Opayo says 'ohheyno' as payment processor's payments stop processing

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It's a bit much when your DDoS protection denies you service.

Opayo= 0 pay oh

Amazon says it's all social media's fault for letting fake review schemes thrive

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Re: Amazon, which for years has struggled to curb fakery and fraud on its e-commerce platform

I would be interested to know what percentage of Amazon profits is from the sale of counterfeit goods.

I am willing to bet it is not insignificant.

British Medical Association calls for clarity on patient deadline for opting out of NHS Digital's GP data grab

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While applying for your opt out, you may as well book an appointment with a proctologist.

Since the general sensation for both is about the same, you might as well get them both over with at yhe same time.

Chris G

I suspect

That if asked, Matt Hancock will respond with "I am not aware that I have designed the opt out for patients to be as obscure for them and as difficult for GPs to manage as possible.

I am also not aware that we will provide the opt out details at the last minute before roll out so that the majority of opt outs will be too late to implement"

Big Tech critic Lina Khan confirmed as FTC chairwoman

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Lina Khan sounds like a breath of fresh air, lets hope she gets all the support she needs.

Michigan Micro Mote works well escargot: Tiny computer makes it into the field strapped to backs of predatory snails

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Re: Slow news day

I can see a plot for an epic 4 hour horror movie, Alien Snails.

Funny how Sir Tim Berners-Lee, famous for hyperlinks, is into NFTs, glorified hyperlinks

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Nothing Fecking There

NFT.

Calendly’s new logo perceived as either bog-standard or kind of crappy

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If Calendly could just change their name to Crapperly, the logo would fit perfectly.

Pentagram, like most design houses has not only turned out a shit design but talks it up with a load of shit too.

Still not sure what Calendly does but I can't be arsed to check it out.

Deluded medics fail to show Ohio lawmakers that COVID vaccines magnetise patients

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Re: magnetic vaccines.

Considering there is only about 3-4 grams of iron in the human body, not much is going to be attracted to it, plus you would think 'medical professionals' would know that.

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Re: Struck off?

I don't know what speciality or qualifications the nurse has, so she may be a medical professional but Osteopaths are not doctors and manipulating joints while it may give some temporary relief will not cure anybody and can cause irrepairable damage to ligaments and tissue.

Of all the analytics firms in the world, why is Palantir getting its claws into UK health data?

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Matt Hancock

" I'm not aware"

Headline! Government Minister fails Turing test!

When security gets physical: Mossad boss hints at less-than-subtle Stuxnet followup

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Re: This is terrorism

@WhereAmI

So that makes it okay to go and kill your neighbour first?

Without following the rule of law?

That makes you no better than him.

Realizing this is getting out of hand, Coq mulls new name for programming language

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@b0llchit

It says all you need to know about the current members of the Eternally Offended cult.

They seem to spend their time searching for reasons to be either offended personally or by proxy on the behalf of people they don't know but make the assumption those people would be offended.

I find those who are easily and constantly offended, to be offensive and I protest!

$28m scores mystery bidder right to breathe same air as Amazon kingpin Jeff Bezos in Blue Origin flight

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This just in

Dateline July 20. 2021

The Blue Origin capsule containing the Bezos brothers and others, has been scooped up by an unidentified space craft. According to NASA tracking the trajectory of the craft appears to show it is heading for Uranus, investigators are looking into it.

Flush with cash: UK utility Southern Water names 13 winners who'll drink up £50m application deal

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Re: Hmmm

What can you expect from a company my dad described as a ' shit shower'.

Mark it in your diaries: 14 October 2025 is the end of Windows 10

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Windows 10 is the last version of Windows,

So, whatever comes next, it will not be called Windows?

Perhaps the replacement will be called Doors or Drawers or maybe Ventanas (Spanish word for windows) to go with Cortanas ( Almost Spanish for curtains: cortinas).

What I suspect is, it will be even more AAS with a confusing plethora of packages to pay for and daily AI auditing in order to squeeze every last penny out of you.

The AN0M fake secure chat app may have been too clever for its own good

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Re: AN0N, lots of fuzz about ?....

I think you may be out by a couple of orders of magnitude according to the higher assessments.

I suspect the Mexican cartels are responsible for more sniffy noses than the virus du jour.

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Re: Criminality

To a cop, everybody is a potential criminal, it'just that they haven't found what your crime is yet.

That is why they are so fond of having backdoors into any secure communications.

Add to that the fact that govermments generally trust the people that voted them in far less than the voters trust them.

That's why the likes of NSA and GCHQ has history of mass evesdropping on their own populations.

If the fuzz have 'come out' on AN0M, it is because they think the crims have sussed them and the cops think they now have something better.

Whether you are a crim or a normal member of the public don't assume that selecting 'do not track' means you won't be tracked.

Orbex is creeping towards orbit from a UK launchpad, but first there are courts, birds, and billionaires to overcome

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It's nice when you hear from practical rocketeers who talk straight and don't embellush everything with hype.

It seems Orbec has a well thought out plan they are sticking with until it functions smoothly and regularly. I suppose then theu may consider whether or not bigger things are worth considering.

Do you come from a land Down Under? Where diesel's low and techies blunder

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No pr0n without diesel

Give 'er a good filling and crank 'er 'ard!

Ireland warned it could face 'rolling blackouts' if it doesn't address data centres' demand for electricity

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@Rich 10

One would have thought so.

I assume they are selling the power to the data centres, have they never heard of reinvestment and market analysis?

Ah! Silly me, all that new cash is absorbed by running costs so the taxpayer will have to chip in a bit more.

Amazon exec's husband jailed for two years for insider trading. Yes, with Amazon stock

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Re: Being a high-roller is a lot of fun

The article said she avoided prosecution because of her husband's plea bargain, so she may have been aiding and abetting his actions.

FTC approves $61.7m settlement with Amazon for pocketing driver tips

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Re: Den Of Thieves

Theft and deceit is exactly what this is and should have been treated as a criminal action, it wasn't misguided managers trying to maximise profit, it was stealing from the drivers and misrepresentation to the customers who thought the tips they were paying were personal rewards to the drivers for good service.

Instead the tips paid in good faith were stolen and effectively embezzled.

That corporate managers or executives would do that is a reflection on the company from the top down.

Linus Torvalds tells kernel list poster to 'SHUT THE HELL UP' for saying COVID-19 vaccines create 'new humanoid race'

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@Blank Reg

What that probably means is that sooner or later, without exposure to those strains of flu and without relevant vaccination, if people relax their hygiene and become exposed there could be an epidemic of a flu that was formerly less of a threat. Possibly it could also pose a much greater threat than before because of reduced immunity.

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Re: re: How about wanting everyone to know the truth

"People won't listen to a dickhead, however right they are."

It seems to be quite clear that you are aware of that.

Whatever you've been doing during lockdown, you better stop it right now

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Trollface

Re: Why am I not surprised?

Big red buttons are, from inception, designed to be pushed/pressed so it would be insulting to the designer and the manufacturers of said buttons not to push/press each button at least once.

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Eau d'Office

Something I will cheerfully miss out on.

The first office I ever worked in was in the City of London next to the Moscow Narodny Bank, the office was two levels down from street level.

It smelled of stale air, cigarette smoke, waste bins with gently moldering apple cores and sandwich crusts with an overlay of mothball preserved demob suits that had been nurtured into the late sixties.

The memory is quite strong enough without reproducing it in a bottle.

Google wants to look like it cares about your privacy with Android 12 Beta 2, but note that's not how Google works

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Re: Location Services

My Android 10 phone requires location services to be on whenever I turn on Bluetooth, something I only ever use to interrogate my solar PV system. Next time I use it I will try disabling location after turning bluetooth on, just to see what happens.

An anti-drone system that sneezes targets to death? Would that be a DARPA project? You betcha

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Re: There is an easier way.........

I was thinking more about drones negotiating their way through the cables, particulary the defensive one which gave the impression of autonomy. I would guess in most places, attackers would be controlling their drone and guiding it to the target.