* Posts by Chris G

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Pi calculated to '62.8 trillion digits' with a pair of 32-core AMD Epyc chips, 1TB RAM, 510TB disk space

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Two questions

Did they show their working out and who checked the result.

Actually, as someone who gets a different answer every time I count my fingers and toes, is is knowing pi to a bazillion places useful for anything?

Apple's iPhone computer vision has the potential to preserve privacy but also break it completely

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"It's on device, therefore it's private.

Roll up! Roll up!

Getcher bridges, NFTs and sausages onna stick right here!

Everything is guaranteed.....

Scalpel! Superglue! This mouse won't fix its own ball

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Re: Ball crud

Not only mouse balls but keyboards too, I saw a guy selling old PC stuff at a flea market recently that would make a fortnight in Chernobyl seem a lower health risk than ownership of said items.

The keyboards looked particularly rich in biological samples.

Fancy joining the SAS's secret hacker squad in Hereford as an electronics engineer for £33k?

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Re: No comment

Sounds like they want Colin Furze with an electronics degree. But no interest in a decent wage.

Palantir abandons any attempt at curating nice-guy image with 'Global Information Dominance Experiments'

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"No need to enter

Sign in, give your name, number, fingerprint, inside leg measurement or indeed any other identifying detail.

You are in Dystopia already and we have all of those details and many more, you may not even be aware of all of your identifying details, but we are."

Don't for one moment think those targeted ads are the only use for all the data that has been sucked from you.

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Re: Eh?

Well, Dominic Cummings is certainly uneven and spiky, I also doubt that has the limiting factor of ethics to impede him either.

Before I agree to let your app track me everywhere, I want something 'special' in return (winks)…

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Why Bluetooth

I have one usr for bluetooth and that is to connect to my solar panel controller, bluetooth will not function without location on, the controller is the other side of my kitchen wall, well within range.

There is no other means of interfacing with it either.

I also discovered that after a restart on this phone android enables data sharing between apps. Although all permissions are pared down to basic functionality.

£3m for 8 weeks of consultancy work: McKinsey given contract to advise UK.gov on tech project business cases

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Trollface

Normal Civil Service regulations

i.e.

The right club/school/university/lodge or envelope manufacturer.........

BOFH: 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful'

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Historically

The first purchaser of the first NFT was an emperor AFAIK.

Subsequent purchasers are equally as astute.

Perhaps regretting those Instagram, WhatsApp acquisitions, UK watchdog suggests Facebook offloads GIF haven Giphy

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Anti-trust and competition regulators have been looking away from Feacebook's acquisitions for so long, they no longer know which way to turn.

The Instagram and Wotsit purchases should never have been allowed to happen but the regulators must have been at the dentist's that day or too busy dealing with envelopes.

Stable doors and all that!

United Nations calls for moratorium on sale of surveillance tech like NSO Group's Pegasus

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Re: "has little chance"

While cynicism is entirely justified, I think it is a good thing to have a moral, ethical and possibly legal framework written down somewhere.

If nothing else it would provide standards to illustrate just how far past acceptable action some people/states will go.

Elevating bork to a new level (if the touchscreen worked)

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Re: As the building is in the UK

Shirley it should be ' descender'?

Good news: There's a slightly increased chance of asteroid Bennu hitting Earth. Bad news: It's still really slight

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Lucky it's not 1,000,000:1

Nine times out of ten it would hit the Earth!

Scientists reckon eliminating COVID-19 will be easier than polio, harder than smallpox – just buckle in for a wait

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Perhaps the researchers would like to spend a little time figuring out how to 'democratise', de-politicise and remove the greed factor that males the likes of Pfizer and others hold poorer, developing countries to ransom.

Other flaws that need addressing are consistent population management practices, education/information and removal of class privilege regarding masks/distancing and assembly numbers.

The haphazard management of the entire pandemic gives so much fuel to the dissenters and anti vaxxers that it is a joke.

Some honest reporting from governments would go a long way too.

Apple responds to critics of CSAM scan plan with FAQs, says it'd block governments subverting its system

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Re: One big flaw with your plan

@FF22

I think you are correct, Apple are just using CP as the thin end of a potentially very large wedge.

Perhaps they have been leaned on heavily by TPTB to find a less obvious backdoor for them and this is a toe in the water.

Personally, I think it may turn out to be a big mistake depending on how the media handle this.

Woman sues McDonald's for $14 after cheeseburger ad did exactly what it's designed to

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"It was all the way back in 2010 that the Archbishop of New Orleans decided that alligator is considered to be in the fish family.

One should never allow science to get in the way of a religious loophole.

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Re: For those who believe in such things...

IIRC from Sunday school some decades back, while jesus was in the desert he was tempted by the devil, so I assume you are saying MacDonalds is evil.

Ever since they stopped doing the crispy volcanic fruit filled pies, I have not been tempted to even go into a MacD's.

Wireless powersats promise clean, permanent, abundant energy. Sound familiar?

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Re: Lets do the maths

Due to climate change and convection in the oceans changing, I read an article that posited the possible reversal or disappearance of the Gulf stream.

That would leave the UK in a much colder state even with global warming.

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Re: Lets do the maths

Humidity in Valencia in summer varies between the low forties and the nineties ( about mid eigthies today).

I use lead acid traction batteries, cheap, last longer than you think and recycling is old hat.

I have a British guy who specialises in them and works all over the world with them.

Recycling lithium is harder and so for not efficient.

Lots of mossies here but no problem with air movement and bug screens, plus I have been in Spain almost twenty years now, I am probably acclimatised.

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Re: Lets do the maths

Here in Valencia, Spain, I am totally off grid, I have a 12panel, 8Kwh system that provides all I need with a margin.

Three times as much, mostly to run AC is bordering on the criminal, then the same people sitting in front of the AC moan about governments not doing enough about climate change and blaming those governments for the forest fires.

Don't forget to down vote!

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Aside from all the practical physics and engineering problems to overcome, a humongously big source of energy beaming down from space is asking for hacking, meteor strikes or gremlins , all enabled by Murphy who will see to it that a city gets cooked.

Tin foil suits would be self basting.

AI algorithms uncannily good at spotting your race from medical scans, boffins warn

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Re: Why do I suspect ...

Since Wotsit was purchased, it has always seemed clear to me that FB would at some point try to break or enter the encrypted messages between it's users.

After all, FB bought it so everything in it belongs to them, stands to reason encrypted content of something you own should be open to you.

There must be a 'Rule of acquisition' that covers it.

NASA comes up empty on Perseverance rover's first Mars sample drilling attempt

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Probably the core is still attached to the bottom of the hole, that's a common problem if you are not drilling all the way through with a core drill.

Going by the uniformly fine ejected dust, the rock is quite tough, if it was crumbly you would see larger pieces in it.

THX Onyx: A do-it-all DAC for the travelling audiophile

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@NoneSuch You really meed to get out more.

The earlest music I remember paying any level of attention to was 'Whistle while you work' on the beeb, my mum usrd to listen to it.

I can honestly say that the seven decades of music I have direct experience of, and a few I have the recorded evidence of, alll have examples of utter tripe as well as those of absolute genius, plus everything in between.

I thought the 80s were a bit of a wasteland but if you look around a lot of good stuff was produced them.

Now I am thoroughly eclectic in my tastes, in my workshop, I have 400W of potential volume in the system and I listen to everything from medieval to the currebt hits of today on Spanish radio.

Quite keen on Reggaeton at the moment as well as Mongolian rock ( The Hu).

SpaceX Starship struts its stack to show it has the right stuff

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I would want a reeaally long peice of blue touch paper if it was me lighting it.

Going back to the Bezos and Dynetics complaints, do they honestly expect the world to hang around while they play catch up?

I can't decide whether it is jealousy, arrogance or ignorance that drives the complainers.

South Korea to test grenade-launching drones

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Drones

You can use them to record the stunning power and beauty of nature like this video of the Geldingadalur eruption in Iceland;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=162di_eriFo

Or you can blow things up!

My guess is the big money is in blowing things up and killing people/

Facebook takes bold stance on privacy – of its ads: Independent transparency research blocked

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Re: I envision a fix...

Personally, I find Vogon poetry superior to the content of Feacebook, based on my memory of the time some years back when my daughter showed me something on her Feacebook page.

So considering the content that zuckerborg's creation produces and contains, I doubt Vogon poetry would have much effect on him, on the contrary, I imagine a Vogon viewing an hour of Feacebook would have the Vogon reduced to a vat of sludge before the hour was up.

US labor official suggests Amazon's Alabama workers rerun that unionization vote

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Perhaps they go so far fighting unions because they don't want to pay a fair wage, provide reasonable benefits and regard their employees as anything more than a resource to be used, abused and discarded at will. In a similar way to the same company's attitudes to paying taxes to the countries that host them.

An attitude, unfortunately that is becoming more prevalent throughout the 'free world'.

Chinese state media describes gaming as 'spiritual opium' that stunts education and destroys families

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Re: Gaming

I came across a couple of RT documentries on youtube a while back, worth a watch.

Amazon sets the date for televised return to Middle Earth: September 2022

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Will that be on porn hub?

Asking for a friend.

US govt calmly but firmly tells Blue Origin it already has a ride to the Moon's surface with SpaceX, thanks

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Re: Moon race 2.0

"If NASA don't go to the moon in 2024 SpaceX will.

That leads neatly to my opinion of Bezos; If he believes BO can do it, he should go ahead and build a lander to go on top of the blue dick and just go to the moon anyway.

It's not like he is doing anything else important with his money.

Australian court rules an AI can be considered an inventor on patent filings

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The judge has based his decision on his knowledge of the law without any understanding of what am AI, or indeed what this particular AI is.

Whether the product is the result of programmed input from a human or is a truly randomly inspired creation form a smart machine that discerned a need for it's invention, something I strongly doubt.

It seems likely the guy who brought the case in the first place is testing the legal water with a view to automating patent trolling.

Huawei to America: You're not taking cyber-security seriously until you let China vouch for us

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The US sees China as a major threat to it's apparent technical snd economic dominance of the world, it wants and hopes that sanctions and no trade rules will hold China back.

However, they seem to have only just realisrd there is a stable door and that it has a bolt on it.

Jack Dorsey's side hustle – payments outfit Square – acquires buy now pay later darling Afterpay for $29bn

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Another 'Mister ten percenter' !

This just makes life harder for businesses because they are footing the bill and have to either absorb the cost to stay competetive or raise prices to pay for it. The only real beneficiary is the hustler in the middle.

Things like this are not good for smaller businesses, particularly when the likes of Amazon have already driven margins down

BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it

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Re: ... to be continued ...

I sincerely hope that marmite is not going to be wasted coating a laptop.

The minimum ought to be a tactical strength cattle prod.

An ex-boss of mine was a Doctor of Divinity, I can't knock a qualification like that, he would believe anything I told him.

Ordinary salaried Brits: Sweet! Payday! Banking giant HSBC: Oh no it isn't

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Re: Cartel

I am willing to bet certain members of Mexican society and a few billionaires in SA and China are having no problems accessing their money.

You MUST present your official ID (but only the one that's really easy to fake)

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I live in the boonies in Spain so the only people who don't ask to see my ID are the cops and pist office staff as they know me, country cops always know who you are here.

Otherwise it is normal to have to show your ID to shop staff etc if they ask for it.

Re the videos, I used to do quite a lot of security at gigs and clubs. If I had been at the slipknot gig I would have thrown the alleged band out, at least there was redemption finishing with ZZTop.

Bill for HMS Vanity Gin Palace swells by £50m in two months

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There is a ship load of ready to sail super yachts with helipads out there, why not buy one of those and get a paint job and a clean up done?

Whatever they end up with, if Bojo is on the maiden voyage I am wondering where I can get an iceberg from at short notice.

Er, no, we would like to continue suing Facebook, US state AGs tell courts

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Re: What is a "Lache"

In common law legal systems, laches is a lack of diligence and activity in making a legal claim, or moving forward with legal enforcement of a right, particularly in regard to equity. This means that it is an unreasonable delay that can be viewed as prejudicing the opposing party. Wikipedia

I'm feeling lucky: Google, Facebook say workers must be vaccinated before they return to offices

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Acid test

If the majority of staff end going back into their offices full time, that will be the acid test for vaccination effectiveness.

Ecuador shreds Julian Assange's citizenship

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I suspect this has more to do with Ecuador moving to the US dollar than actually caring about JA's status as a citizen.

eBay ex-security boss sent down for 18 months for cyber-stalking, witness tampering

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Re: "As a result of being drunk, Mr Cooke did not fully comprehend"

That was an incredibly lame excuse for a number of reasons, he was drunk for two days, the campaign was carried out over a two month period, being drunk is no excuse for anything and being an ex-cop means he should not only have known better but should have had the ethics and morals that ought to be part of a law officer's character.

Great reset? More like Fake Reset: Leaders need a reality check if they think their best staff will give up hybrid work

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Re: It Depends…

Ultimately on what works to achieve profitability, no matter what you wish for, whether or not you get it comes down to money for the bodses and investors.

Sure, staff can walk but only to the next job, if the job functions well with WFH staff, fine, if not what are the choices? Keep walking?

I don't think there are any permanent and settled answers as it is too soon to see where things are going.

Google updates timeline for unpopular Privacy Sandbox, which will kill third-party cookies in Chrome by 2023

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Re: Search engine revenues

Does anyone here know much about Neeva?

I saw something but haven't followed it up yet, it's going to be a subscription based, privacy centered search engine according to the blarb.

I would consider it if it delivered the promised goods and was at a reasonable price point.

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Re: Search engine revenues

"Google = serve me irrelevant and unwanted advertising for something I bought two weeks ago and am not likely to need again for ten years."

You can add to that for Google,Bung and quack quack the fact that most of the top returns for a search are ads even if they are not labeled so and invariably US centric no matter what your IP address is.

The returns for at least the first page will be sellers of goods related to the search term rather than information regardless of how the search term is constructed.

Bezos offers to knock $2bn off his bill to NASA to stay in the running for Moon contract

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Bezos talks about 'competive' although he has already lost to SpaceX who won because they competed better, i.e. produced the goods in time.

Blue Origin now expects to buy their way back into a competition they have already failed at?

Sounds like a recent president who couldn't accept the election results.

If Bezos had any class he would stop bleating and develop and perfect his kit in spite of the competition, thereby proving his kit is a winner.

You know, like putting some money where his mouth is.

If Blue Origin is genuinely good, perhaps there are other private investors who would like to be a part of it.

With Alphabet's legendary commitment to products, we can't wait to see what its robotics biz Intrinsic achieves

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Re: AI to program

From the sound of their blarb they are a little short on hard manufacturing experience.

Maybe they could start with a pick and place pill packer before bringing an entire factory to a halt.

Tech support scams subside somewhat, but Millennials and Gen Z think they're bulletproof and suffer

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I am firmly in the boomer camp and the majority of my acquaintances are borderline paranoiacs, pretty much if we didn't call you about a problem you can fuck off!

Maybe it's because of all the decades of double glazing and super duper house painting salesmen calling to rip us off with prices that are double what the goods are worth.

One of the funniest was an ex nurse who is deaf, although not with her hearing aid, she had a call and told the guy she was 75 and going deaf then spent the next 10 minutes saying 'What! what! speak up I can't hear you!' The guy finally got the message and hung up.

My best was a loan company that called me offering 'Low cost, short term loans'. I told her that was fantastic as I had just finished a five stretch in Strangeways and a loan would be very useful, she hung up immediately.

Anyone fancy a Snowmobile full of Bags O'Crap? It'll be on the list somewhere

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Re: Fortunately for the rest of the world...

But 6PM is Shoe Time!

As for the Bag o' Crap I was wondering if perhaps Jeff had cornered the market in some way on the dog walkers on the country trails in these parts, they bag it up and hang it on a tree branch instead of taking with them to a receptacle, not sure how such a thing would be monetised but then I am not a billionaire entrepreneur.

Brain-computer interface researchers warn of a 'bleak' cyberpunk future – unless we tread carefully

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AaaS

Considering that so many are changing to, or looking at an 'as a service' business model for almost anything you can think of, the aforementioned makes the possibilites for commercialised BCI quite horrific.

Imagine having to go through a licensing audit for your augmentations; arms, legs, organ augmentation and being told you have exceeded your licencing agreement but you can't afford to pay any more.

With some of the as a service companies that are already out there, if they ran BCI augmentations you would be looking at a potential BSOD, blue scream of death.