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Re: So thinking ahead to what is happening in the printer market...
Wot 'e said above but include the likelihood of the police requiring access for anything more than a routine stop and consider a system like this opens the door for a pay/tax per mile revenue system for road use.
There will still be plenty of room for other authoritarian abuse.
"Then, a special team of fur-work experts can spirit the cat to a secret location where it can be plied with tuna, shrimp, long pieces of string and all the catnip mice it can sniff in an effort to loosen its tongue."
The above probably would not work with this cat; it has clearly been sold a duff villain when it would have been expecting to have the run of a hollowed out volcano and a tank full piranhas to taunt.
Embassy cupboards would not rate that highly as a des res for a cat.
Re: After the Google acquisition, it completely clammed up
"Google Assault Bots" GAB for short, " Disable that Ad Blocker immediately!"
"You have 5 seconds to comply!"
"It's outrageous that leprechauns and Lilliputians are treated in this way"
You are forgetting the Elves; it is, after all called the elf service!
Google is your best friend
It stays very close to you and spends a great deal of time looking concernedly over your shoulder.
Another thought occurs to me, does the Zuckerborg empire have similar protocols to justify inserting itself more deeply into your life?
I like all Christmas trees
That is, the ones I cut into 50cm chunks and load into my woodburner, toasty!
@ Commswonk "It's quite amazing how non - technical friends will interpret "basic engineering principles" as a branch of black magic and general wizardry,"
It's also amazing how such friends will often think it's beyond you if your job description doesn't match that of the crappy installer.
Re: Whereas the "Remain" campaign
@ Peter2, you must stop pointing out the truth, at least 3 people don't like it.
Web Foundation launches internet hippie manifesto: 'We've lost control of our data, it is being used against us'
The government should do something!
And that something will involve Blockchain AIs with algorithms done by people who can write code.
So everyone can relax and stop worrying now!
The Internet is full of people posting listicles, many of them need a kick in the listicles.
The web is a bit like a child; you can guide it's education and create guidlines for its activities, but eventually it matures enough that it takes its own direction.
At that stage you have no more control snd can only attempt to guide it.
The best article on AI since I got my degree in robotics in '85.
They need a 5Kg percussive maintenance application directed at the PHB.
Re: Commander-In-Chief to blame
It may help to wonder where the $3.7 billion spent on 'lobbying' in the US last year was actually spent,
and that's only the official reckoning.
Re: country & western singers
In the interests of lengthening the list as well as helping to conserve world resources, I feel futurists and TED talkers ought to be added to the list.
In Google's 'Data driven utopia' do they have marching bands playing the Radetzky March continuously?
Re: USA & Safe Harbour ?
You should be aware that a budgie when roused can give quite a nasty peck.
Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex
Amithyst sounds as though she has a classic incubus syndrome, where she can't separate the hypnogogic semi- waking dreams from reality so she is attributing sleep arousal to spirits'.
I dislike the way newspapers and morning TV type shows encourage people with these problems to profit from increased views while laughing at them behind their backs, they should at least encourage help for them.
It only took Oz govt transformation bods 6 months and $700k to report that blockchain ain't worth the effort
In the UK that figure would probably only represent the cost of tea, biscuits and a couple of hours of consultation with someone who can explain blockchains in language fit for a primary school classroom.
Several million more would be needed to arrive at an inconclusive result followed by a purchase that would never work properly in spite of a decade or two of money and 'consultants' being thrown at it.
Now you've gone an' been an' done it, the Intertubes are going to be full of Blockchain AI (BAI) as the ultimate answer to everything in spite of the fact that everyone knows it's 42.
Re: Wood floats...
There are quite a few types of wood that have an SG higher than 1.0; Ipe, Elondo, Quebracho and a lot of Acacia and Eucalyptus plus many more.
I suppose the same logic dictates that steel boats don't float?
Re: Silly first name.
Why should English speakers who are not Scots or Irish and don't speak Gaelic, know how to spell the name using Gaelic spelling rules or know how to pronounce a name written by the Gaelic rules?
Or are we all obliged to us Cyrillic when using a Greek or Russian name, or pin yin when communicating with a Chinese person .
I live in Spain name of Chris is almost never used but lengthened to Christian, which I am emphatically not, generally I will ansewr to anything that is not rude.
Presumably, the tools the Five Eyes use are better than those listed and harder to detect.
I would love to see the figures for who is hacking what in China , Russia etc.
I notice a lot of spurious stuff comes from i.o. Now who has a cyber base in Diego Garcia?
I think there are a lot of pots complaining about kettles.
Store to landfill
How many times since the '70s have companies tried to introduce some kind of ' one unit to rule them all'?
Only now it not only plays multi media but tries to sell you stuff while stealing your personal details and selling those to others.
I suppose eventually reality will catch up with sci-fi and everyone will be a part of the IoT from birth when they are fitted with their personal (surveillance) chip, fortunately I doubt I will live to see it.
Until then these things will not really take off, particularly at the moment as more and more people are becoming aware of what companies are doing with their data.
It seems to me to mostly be the middle aged who embrace this crap and have no clue about what is going on.
The alleged perpetrator was last seen driving away in a Cadillac Escalade with blacked out windows.
Re: "Facebook doesn't listen to, view, or keep the contents of your Portal video calls,"
But Alexa probably can!
One should ask the question; 'Why has Zuckerborg gone for Alexa?'
Re: common place
From the Which website; "Which? test labs
Every product we test and score at Which? goes to our independent test labs to put be through its paces by qualified and experienced experts. This ensures that everything is tested fairly, impartially and consistently, so that we can continually offer the best advice to consumers."
It looks as though they need someone to test their testers.
Personally I have never been that impressed with a lot of their recommendations.
The cardboard boxes are usually on top of an air mattress that has vents in it, they allow the air to escape at a rate that helps to decelerate your falling body. The cardboard boxes do the same thing by crumpling the way a car body in a crash would. I used to do Western re-enactment, one of our stunts was being shot off a cabin roof, I can tell you it works well, unless you miss the centre!
"Not sure why it needed to be called the "Presidential" warning test. That part is kind of spooky."
It's part of a new Whitearse project to extend Tweeting to all phones in the US and no, opting out won't be an option.
Re: BlueTooth? No Thanks
I literally only use Bluetooth to interrogate my solar power system, before that was installed a few weeks ago I had never used it and don't need it for anything else.
NFC= No Fecking Cash, for me cash is king, if I don't have the cash for it in my pocket, I'm not buying it.
I think I prefer an irritating shop assistant over a system like that, in fact I even prefer the shop assistants who ignore you over yet another dumb tracking system.
At one store I used to use frequently, to get to shirts and trousers from the entrance, meant passing through the lingerie section. This was deliberately designed so that you would have to meander past the maximum number of stands, I wouldn't appreciate ' targetted ads' for lady's lingerie.
I prefer my lingerie with a girl in it.
"The machine can recognise and steer towards the nearest person, but
the weapon system is currently being debugged.
As soon as it is ready we are offering 'Termination as a Service'™
New theory: The space alien origins of vital bio-blueprints for dinosaurs. And cats. And humans. And everything else
Re: Never make assumptions
Or maybe it was a long-term investment by a bloke in an invisible suit, starting up new hunting grounds.
Re: I'm torn here
"On the other hand, for frak's sake why does advertising always seem to start with "hey, we can use a girl !""
Because advertisers all know sex sells, they are too lazy most of the time to try to think of anything else and most of them have the mentality of a teenaged boy (at best).
I think advertisers belong in the same slimy, stagnant pool as lawyers; they over charge, are frugal with or misrepresent the truth and have inflated opinions of their worth.
@AC, I was thinking the same, Oz tends to follow the States like a brown nosed puppy, Canada is a bit brighter and has little to gain by disguising protectionism as security issues.
"All of these things are still just statistical models."
Exactly! and any of them that have a useful function, in real terms is a simple tool, when you compare the usefulness to say, a screwdriver, without which getting a screw into a piece of wood, would be next to impossible, then, the current applicability of most AIs is not that great. The alternative to a screwdriver would be a hammer, cruder and likely to cause damage, whereas the alternatives to most AI uses so far are often better, quicker and more efficient.
Re: The UK Tax Code is hideously over-complicated
They will never simplify taxation. If everything is laid out simply and clearly they will have no cover for their mistakes when they make them (not if).
Complexity is the civil servant's friend.
Made in the EU
Re: Once UK rejoins the EU in few years
If Europe is in a war with Russia, the only resource the UK will have is glass, that and a few radioactive Highland or Welsh sheep.
The UK is only leaving the EU not NATO.
Re: Internet rolls
I personally am not part of any establishment media or otherwise, I generally distrust the mainstream media as they tend to take whatever stance their owners and the Establishment want them to (in my opinion).
Most of the remainers that I know tend to be people who have some understanding of free trade, co-operation with international partners and the fact that Europe as a community is far stronger than the sum of it's parts both strategically and economically. Remainers tend not to be xenophobic eugenicists and understand a concept known as hybrid strength.
Go wave a flag.
"Remoaners - YOU LOST. LOSERS. GET OVER IT"
So, what exactly do you think you have won?
Re: Don't need a condom.....
Farage's face on the condoms would be perfect for back door entry.
If my experience with Symantec is anything to go by, by the time the program has finished vetting, the election will be over.
As for FB they don't give anything for free!
US cities react in fury to FCC's $2bn break for 5G telcos: We'll be picking up the tab, say officials
So how exactly do you pronounce Pai?
Something like Pay- mee?
I wonder what kind of job he will have when he leaves his current position?
These questions and others should be answered by an FBI agent, but it won't happen.
Still using Skype? Good news! After HOURS of meetings, Microsoft reckons it knows when you're Not Active
If it ain't broke....
Don't fix it. Has been my mantra in Feedback for years.
Now it seems, if it ain't broke they now break it so that they can fix it.
Re: I've seen this story somewhere before.
Sooo, let me get this right.
You're saying they've arrested Freddie Kruger?
That's demons not aliens is NM on a Hellmouth?
I hope they go after Lexmark and all of the other printer manufacturers who make it almost impossible to print if you use anything other than one of their overpriced rip off cartridges
The printer companies would probably make more money in the long run, if they made the ink and the cost of printing more economical. People would be less loathe to print things off and would use the damn things more often rather than only when they need to.
Re: Top notch
I'm kinda curious as to what permissions all of these coffee and bus apps want, before GDPR kicked in I was in Madrid and as I visit there fairly often I thought I would get the tappy tap tap app, on hitting install the permissions it wanted were everything on my phone including contacts, my bank details and card, the keys to my car and my wife when I was working away at weekends.
I didn't bother, particularly because I can wave my debit card at a ticket machine and get a one day ticket for a few Euros. Glad I live in the country and only go to the city when I feel like it for a bit of culture or a good curry.
Re: Humans in Ibiza
I have just retired after 15 years in Ibiza, some of my work included personal security and accompanying clients to clubs.
A lot of the kids take only ecstasy and drink water but by the end of the evening, without alcohol they end up having sex in the streets and on the beach, a lot of the ones who drink with it become too out of it to even contemplate sex so I think the 'I love everyone' part of ecstasy effects does serve to lower inhibitions in as much as it raises libido enough to overcome inhibitions.
No I have tried tried it myself, I quit mind altering drugs at the end of the '70s before 'e's became a thing but talking to enough people who have and observation is the basis for what I said.
Humans in Ibiza
Will mix MDMA with vodka and redbull and occasionally add viagra to that mix, I wonder what effect that cocktail will have on an octopus?
Balcony diving into a pool should have been included. Balcony diving shows clearly how much the normal inhibitions and even fear to reckless behaviour are reduced by MDMA.