* Posts by Andrew Moore

1720 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Mar 2007

Exposed! Bill Gates' last day at Microsoft

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Nice...

"Yeah, we'll always give credit where credit is due. Microsoft Bob- All his idea"

Former beauty queen cuffed for torturing ex

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Correction

It wasn't torture, it was "enhanced interrogation" because remember folks, America does not torture.

Santa brings 3 more sats for Putin's GPS rival

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GNSS systems

The story here is not that the Russians have GLONASS but they have just added a further 3 satellites to it- we have kit that runs both systems for the past 4 years and my first job in the New Year is to upgrade the local GNSS reference system to receive both GPS and GLONASS (and Gallileo should it ever arrive).

And just a clarification to the article- GLONASS is a GNSS, not THE GNSS (or at least it will be in 2010)- GPS is also a GNSS. GPS just refers to the NavStar system (the american one). Expect to see the acronym GPS being dropped in the near future in favour of GNSS

Turkish s'kiddies deface security forum

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Let's take out the apostrophe...

...and call them 'skiddies'

US woman launches 'Taserware' parties

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Candles???

to protect her house??? What are they, some form of giant robotic wax figures???

Gollum to play Haddock in Tintin

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Is it me?

Am I the only one excited to see that Steven Moffat is doing the adaptation?

CompUSA goes titsup

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Are you sure...

...it was Carlos Slim cause I heard it was Cincinnati Bob.

Build your PDF and Excel reports with PHP

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Another vote for ZF here.

Type your comment here — plain text only, no HTML

Giant athletic todger defends Pennsylvania

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Paris Hilton

@ Scottie Taylor

do you hear that whoosh sound above your head...

Campaign to name US street after Douglas Adams

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Another vote here for a "Don't Panic" icon...

and looking forward to my 42nd birthday next year...

Wikipedia black helicopters circle Utah's Traverse Mountain

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Pirate

Just check The Register's entry on Wackipedia...

It includes this little gem:

'Journalistic Integrity, Under the motto "Integrity - we've heard of it" The Register claims that, for a price, they print any story and for an even higher price they remove any story. They published the tariffs in an article "Official Register 2000 PR tariff". Maybe this is not an in-joke, however.'

hmmmmmmmm....

Man opens Eee PC, adds internal USB ports

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Sub head won't work across the water.

The septics will read that as "Sodder of fortune"

Secret mailing list rocks Wikipedia

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And to bring the discussion into the gutter...

A user with 100 DYKs. Fnarr fnarr

Home Sec: Tasers could become standard police kit

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@Peter

shirley you mean "WATT a reVolting idea"

US judge debenched for jailing entire courtroom

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Properly named...

Judge Robert Restraino

Tasers can be instrument of torture, says UN

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From what I see...

..the Tazer has replaced adequate training of law enforcement officers. The police seem to go straight for the Taser rather than trying to access the situation and respond appropriately. There also does not seem to be any form of warning before the Taser is deployed; the BIG difference between Tazer use and use of a firearm in the same circumstances.

MS Explorer foundering after UFO strike

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And don't forget...

Ben Doverandgiveitmeupthearse

I swear, honest to god, that was a character from Captain Pugwash

Chilis could struggle in 'Californication' lawsuit

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Meanwhile...

I'm trademarking the term 'Tallaghfornication' which is a word that describes the high number of unmarried mothers in Tallaght, Dublin.

New emails address you by name, then try to hose your PC

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Sure the title of this piece should be...

...Old Email Scam Article Masquerades as Breaking News on The Register

Giuliani: Eye-O-Sauron™ border scan-towers are top idea

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A better idea-

An 'open door' policy on the border- if you can prove you are a hardworking person of decent caliber then you get to come in. I mean it's not like illegal immigrants are not working in the states right now is it???

Atari may hit reset button again

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I will remember them with fondness...

I've owned (and played) a lot of Atari kit over then years. It's sad to see that the brand is fading.

And for what it is worth, the soundtrack to Marble Madness, level 1 (the second level) is the ringtone on my phone.

123-Reg takes weekend off

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It's 'losing' for cripes sake!!!

""Nameservers have been down for 48+ hours this weekend, loosing me around £3k across my four more popular domain names"

What's this 'loosing' I keep seeing??? Does the correspondent mean that his £3k is not as tight this weekend than its previously been???

German amateur code breaker defeats Colossus

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Like for like???

Did the programmer first intercept the signal via radio first like Bletchley Park???

Tim Burton to shoot 3-D Alice in Wonderland

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@Duncan Ellis

All the 3d doing the rounds now is polarised rather than anaglyth- see Tim Burtons Nightmare Before Christmas 3d for instance,

Chinese cyber strikes will be 'like WMD'

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But...

It's well known that america doesn't even know what a WMD is. Chimpy McFlightsuit can't even spell it!!!

Aussie-Irish boozer ejects 'terrorist' drinker

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I'm suspecting professional jealousy...

For years us Irish prided ourselves as being the best terrorists in the world. Now the muzzies have come in an nicked our crown. Now we're just known as "The Riverdance people".

Holy pancake appears on eBay

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Is it not...

The Flying Spaghetti Monster minus his noodly appendages?

Indian man marries dog to lift mutt-murder curse

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Hmmmmmm...

good to see he's marrying a female dog- Nothing wrong with his sexuality then

Lily Allen 'in talks' to become Doctor Who's assistant

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@James

Damn you. Now the monitor's obscured by a fine mist of tea...

Eurostar cancels 29 Feb 2008

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"Our correspondant..."

"Ben Parr-Ferris"

Wasn't that some sort of coming of age ritual that Vulcan males had to go through???

BitTorrent site Demonoid.com downed by Canadian record industry

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@Jamie Davis

"New Zealand anyone?"

OMC and some would include Crowded House/Split Enz

Winona Ryder to suckle Spock in Star Trek XI

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Nero???

I can't help but think the RIAA are somewhat involved here. What's the betting that the new villain is responsible for pirating music and burning it onto CDs...

15 years ago: the first mass-produced GSM phone

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Non-standard SMS???

well quelle surprise. Nokia not conforming to a standard??? Like their non-standard infrared and non-standard bluetooth....

Living brain in powerful robot body tech goes live

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Run...

DESTROY LIGHT BULB! DESTROY LIGHT BULB!

The Champions heads for the silver screen

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My fading memory...

Couldn't they also change into specific animals too- or was that another series?

Real F-15 joins massively multiplayer virtual war

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@ Chris Morley

It was a SeaQuest DSV episode before that (okay- it was battle droids rather than fighter planes but essentially the same thing).

Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe

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Paris Hilton

Swedish Chef

Paris Hilton BORK BORK BORK

sorry- first thing that came to mind

Phoenix hijacks Windows boot with instant-on

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More nostalgia...

...for Logo

Writers' strike hits US talk shows hard

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Interesting...

It seems Jon Stewart is going to pay his writers out of his own pocket for the Daily Show and the Colbert Report.

On the plus side, with no writers maybe The Simpsons will start to improve again.

Oz motorist reacts rather testily to small todger slur

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It's a good campaign...

and it's quite universal too- I'm doing a bit of R&R in Spain at the mo and I used it on a boy racer just this lunchtime. The look on his face confirmed that he knew exactly what I meant by it.

Domino's pizza prices may rise

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The programmers diet!!!

In my day it was Pot Noodle and Jolt Cola...

Reg Standards Soviet defines temperature and force

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May I offer a correction...

The plural of the Norris should be the Norrii.

Fight malware by upgrading to Vista, urges MS

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But...

Vista IS malware. It's rather like saying 'Fight VD by contracting syphilis"

Microsoft will not appeal EU monopoly fine

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Interesting use of the word 'continue'

"and will continue to work closely with the commission"

surely that should read "and will start to work closely with the commission"...

The first rule of Reg Club is...

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That's all well and good...

But why does www.sitpub.com redirect to El Reg??? I'm guessing it's something to do with the desire to SIT in PUB.

Chris Pine steps into Kirk's shoes

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Sylar as Spock!!!

I can't wait for him to administer a vulcan nerve grip while simultaneously removing the top of someone's skull.

George Lucas announces Star Wars TV spin-off

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A little late???

>Lucas Animation is already hard at work on Star Wars: The Clone Wars

I thought that was finished- I remember watching it 2+ years ago.

Kill the CIO!

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Re: "Linux is only free if your time is worthless".

By that very logic then Windows is hideously expensive and all companies would be able to significantly reduce their IT spend by canning it.

Oh wait, hang on...

AI egghead: Human-robot humping, marriage by 2050

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Where...

...do I sign up for my Monroebot???

Oscar Wilde voted top Brit wit

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Not again!!!

Yet another "he's Irish, no he's not" debate.

In which case I would like to throw in Sir Arthur Wellesley aka The Duke of Wellington was born in Dublin and once famously said "Just because you are born in a stable, it does not make you a horse."