* Posts by Andrew Moore

1720 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Mar 2007

Google top brass (and Zuck) hit Google+ privacy button

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First thing I did...

...when I got my Google+ account. Interestingly Zuckerberg had not switched it on at that point.

Google's Facebook: It rocks, but who cares?

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Isn't this the same guy who reckons FB is worth 1 trillion dollars?

and yes, we've seen this movie before although last time it was MySpace and Facebook (not Project Diaspora).

'Unconvincing' Met top cop Yates: My phone was hacked

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Eh???

A policeman who doesn't abuse his position to go after people who have done wrong to him personally???

And then have those same people fall down the station stairs 'by accident' a couple of times.

Aussie carbon tax in actually-makes-sense shocker

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Hang on...

...won't we need all that CO2 when the Maunder Minimum kicks in?

News of the World TO CLOSE

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agreed.

How soon before we see the 'new' NotW rise from the ashes.

HuffPo goes UK: But shills and pols writing for free isn't new

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Isn't this the site that screwed over all it's regular writers?

when it sold out to AOL???

I'm amazed it's still going.

Atlantis crew prepare for the 'Final Countdown'

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Bastards.

Now I'm going to have Europe stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

BOFH: Drunken Time Lord

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Absolute classic...

"Remember the last episode of Sapphire and Steel where they’re trapped in the box in the middle of space"

Brilliant

Wallabies battle cattle farts

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So...

Are we taking about attaching wallabies to cattle? A sort of 'Macropine/Bovine Centipede' type thing...

Moderatrix kisses the Reg goodbye

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hmmmmm....

Jude doesn't sound like a girls name.

Anyway, good luck in wherever you end up Sarah.,

Feds on trail of LulzSec raid Ohio house

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My guess...

Is Assange will sue the Guardian because all private/leaked documents in the world belong to him.

Digital Rupert’s bumper $545m loss

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In fact...

El Reg can just Search/Replace 'MySpace' with 'Facebook' and mark the article 'hold until 30th June 2013"

Apple's next iPhone planned for September, says report

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Another reason to buy any mobile but iPhone...

The ability to make and receive phone calls- and once the call is taken, the ability to finish your call when you decide, not when the POS decides the (strong for every other phone) signal is too weak.

Same with the WiFi. I was out with 3 iPhone owners and had no problem hooking to 1 of the 11 available Wifi hotspots my Vivaz picked up. The iPhones could not even find 1.

Vintage Psion prototype: Yours for £85,000

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£85,000 eh?

I have one of these in my desk drawer at work...

Does a flash motor make a man more desirable?

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So the lesson here is...

...buy luxury items and avoid marriage. I can see ad agencies everywhere jumping on this one.

Groupon hug from small businesses? Not so much

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Also...

...it doesn't help that Groupon demand you give away at least 60% discount and then take 50% of the money. AND hold on to all the money in the event that the customer does not use their coupon even though it's the retailer taking the hit.

A sysadmin's top ten tales of woe

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The cleaner unplugged it

I remember once client screaming and cursing me over the phone threatening all forms of abuse at me because one of his systems was down and if I did not do something about it now there would be legal action, I'd be sued for lost revenue etc, etc, etc. So after a 2 hour drive to his office I walked in, looked at the computer and then plugged it back in and powered it up. I then just turned and stared at the client.

I then I sent his boss an invoice for a half day, emergency onsite maintenance with expenses with "Problem" filled in with "System unplugged" and "Resolution" filled in with "System plugged back in"

Judge rules against firm that lost $345k to bank trojan

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Agreed...

the article is a little light on detail.

for instance- who was infected by the malware? The bank or the small business? If it was the bank I don't see how they could accuse the business of failing to secure their account credentials as it was their computers at fault.

Chinese teen flogs kidney to buy iPad

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FAIL

Errr....

and after all that he didn't even get an iPad.

Cloud in 2011: A bright new dawn...

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But the downside is...

Once you've given away the keys, can you really complain once your data is hacked and mined? At least when you host your data locally you have full control over access and control. Once you give that away, the best you can hope for is than the cloud solution provider you choose will pay up on massive data breaches. Though they probably won't because they'll have that covered in their EULAs

CIX conferencing system is bought out – again

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Liam forgot to mention...

that previous Cixen included such luminaries as Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchet.

Zuckerberg: Give me your children

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My kids wouldn't use Facebook...

...it'd cut into their Club Penguin/PanFu time.

Apple App Store apps are often old, vulnerable versions

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I see your point...

but I don't think that Apple have introduced such a long delay between submitting an App and it appearing on the App store simply to concentrate the minds of the developers- I do think it's because they are overwhelmed. Though there does seem to be some evidence that paid-for Apps do get priority over free Apps.

But to look at your point from the otherside. What about a scenario where a developer releases an App only to discover that there is a critical vulnerability in it and can not get a patched version out in a timely manner, leaving all his App clients compromised until Apple pull their finger out.

Popular gamers 'should play for free' – Valve boss

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Made me wonder too...

Is there such a beast as a 'popular gamer'?

Planet with British weather found 20 light years away

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Is there...

...a black line?

In-app payment patent scattergun fired at small devs

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re: Smart (ish)

I wouldn't call it a 'fob off'- more along the lines of habeas corpus

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Smart (ish)

Do not tackle the huge company who can afford very expensive lawyers and who can therefore blow your crappy little patent-squat out of the water.

Of course, the correct response would be to tell Lodsys that you do not know how many of your customers are US based.

Bin Laden's porn stash: Too good to be true?

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My tuppence worth...

If it is true that this is just black propaganda then it's incredibly inept (so yes, it's very feasible that it's a CIA op). Given the source of the information, none of the fundies are going to buy into it, even if it is true.

What they should have done:

1. Have a low level official drop the story on a semi-respectable blogger (preferably non-US)

2. Wait for the story to go viral with all the ensuing 'what are the US military not telling us!!!' hysteria.

3. Drop a copy of an official looking inventory of said stash on Wikileaks.

Slovakian cannibal's dinner calls in cops

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my thoughts too...

Moss: 'He was a fine young cannibal'. And the brilliant anti-piracy ad 'You wouldn't kill a policeman...'

And it neatly explains this story's IT angle...

TomTom Oz to repeat Netherlands data sale

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In other news...

Harold and his missus Corrine did not make the Sunday Times Rich List this year- a major fall in grace considering that they were supposed billionaires 2 years ago.

Woz snubs Paul Allen, praises pea soup

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Well...

bacon has been known to cure a few vegetarians.

Assange: Facebook a ‘spying machine’

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exactly what I was thinking.

like the old saying goes 'just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you"

Aussie crowdsourcers get A$35m

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Oh great...

Yet another- 'Make the people who work do more work and compete against each other- we don't care because we still get cut a cut from the winner' concept. Stick this in the same pile as Freelancer, Coder-For-Hire, oDesk et al.

Rewrite for the video- "Hi, we're the organ grinder. We don't have any monkeys right now but rest assured with our 'we will fuck them royally' business proposition, we'll have them dancing for you shortly. And the best news- if you don't like a particular monkey, we will shoot it in the face for you"

Apple breaks location-storing silence

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Remember

"There is an old, and well trusted, IT adage that one should never, ever, underestimate the stupidity of the user."

plus, these are Apple users too...

Amazon refudiates Apple 'app store' trademark suit

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Ah yes...

I think we might have a couple in the storeroom (we where a Psion distributor once upon a time).

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Funny to see the old Psion Series 3 alongside

as this was the first platform that I knew that used the term App (even the extension .app)

Amazon: Some data won't be recovered after cloud outage

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hmmmm....

Quantify "0.07%". While it looks a small number it could be quite significant if we knew what value the percentage was of.

No, iPhone location tracking isn't harmless and here's why

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Food for thought...

Last time I stored a large amount of coordinates, I applied an algorithm to them to change each set by a random (but re calculable) amount- This was in order to stop people nicking the data but at the same time make those that did want to pinch it believe that it was stored unencrypted. I never thought of injecting false data (Las Vegas)- I must add that to the next version.

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Also...

the data only tracks where the iPhone was- not the owner. So if you are off to commit a crime, leave your iPhone at home. Voila! Instant alibi.

Doctor Who's Elisabeth Sladen dies at 63

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Dammit

First the Brigadier and now Sarah Jane. My nine year old daughter was in floods of tears when she heard the news this morning- I must admit to tearing up a little myself.

So, what's the best sci-fi film never made?

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Try reading the title again

'nuff said

Paramount to recount The Martian Chronicles

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Wasn't this already done recently?

Only it was called 'Outcasts'

Go Daddy CEO under fire for 'elephant snuff film'

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The irony is delicous....

"The domain peta.org appears to be currently registered with Go Daddy"

George Lucas 'very happy' with 3D Phantom Menace

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As the saying goes...

...you can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.

Hackers make off with TripAdvisor's membership list

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I'm one ahead of you...

I'm a Chain Reaction Cycles customer too...

Play.com spam points to malware downloads

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No play.com apology for me...

And I only ordered something from them last Wednesday...

Groupon worth 'as much as $25 billion'

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Hello,

I have a green piece of paper here that I have valued at $10 million but I'm happy to sell it to you for $5 million. Do we have a deal?

Anyway, with everyone else jumping on the 'deal of the day' bandwagon (O2, Vodafone and now Facebook) it will only be a matter of time before that market is glutted.

Another year, another iPhone time slip

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Why wasn't this fixed in the last update?

4.3 was only released last week.

Second explosion rocks Japanese nuke plant

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Apparently...

...the Japanese Homeland Security have raised the threat level from Mothra to Rodan.

Japanese earthquake sparks nuclear emergency

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Interesting....

It looks like Japan's largest non-Godzilla-related disaster could actually create Godzilla!