* Posts by foo_bar_baz

752 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Oct 2007

Apple iPhone 4S

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Linux

The problem

Though it's white, it's not distinguishable enough from the iPhone 4. Because it's just an update the difference with next iPhone model will be even more pronounced.

Why are these problems? Because you get a 2-year contract with one of these. When you lease it (nobody buys iPhones) you don't stand out from the crowd. Down the line you'll look out of touch. The reason people get these is to look hip. Features don't matter.

Bog builder pushes out poo-powered motorbike

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Roid into the sunset

Why so shy on pay-by-wave, Nokia?

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Bill Ray's Nokia meme in action

When Nokia started putting NFC on its phones Bill Ray opined: "NFC just isn't desirable", and "[t]he idea is to make a mobile phone operate as a electronic wallet, despite the fact that no one seems to want this."

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/06/17/nokia_nfc_commitment/

Now "[Nokia] are going to have to support those payment systems eventually if it isn't going to be left behind entirely".

A pattern in Bill's reporting?

Pay Jobs due respect - by crushing the empire he created

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Based on sales

Sales is the most ridiculous way to compare server OS usage. How many Debian, Ubuntu and CentOS server licenses are sold each year? Oh yeah, none. How does that fit in with their wide usage as evidenced in web server surveys etc.

Dubstep ringtone wins Nokia compo

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*yawn*

"Nokia has finally lost it" and "the final nail in Nokia's coffin" lines are fast becoming memes like "BSD is dying, Netcraft confirms it". I'm starting to think that Nokia never had it, and its coffin is starting to look like an iron maiden. Or these phrases are full of it.

What's not in the iPhone 4S ... and why

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Big Brother

That would worry me a teeny bit

So now Apple has your, name and address, credit card number (via iTunes), your location at any given time, and now a sample of your voice.

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@been on Android for quite a while

And on even the entry level Nokias for years. Oh, but that doesn't count since it's That Company.

Hands on with the Windows 8 fondleslab

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I immediately thought of the 11" Macbook Air: small, light, full desktop OS: a good battery life is not an impossible proposition at all for this device. In fact a touch screen and a detachable keyboard are the only things missing from the Air.

Microsoft seems to plan on tablet-PC convergence on Windows 8, IIRC the traditional desktop will be just an optional UI app running on top of a lightweight OS.

PostgreSQL revs to 9.1, aims for enterprise

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<3

Likes postgres. More people need to know about it.

Windows 8 ribbon entangles Microsoft

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@Malcolm 1

The best feature of ribbons is you can get rid of them. Nice.

Nokia pitches cheapest voicephones yet

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Yup

They've actually got some decent features on dual sim phones, including hotswapping and having both sims "online" at the same time. See the two signal bars in this:

http://europe.nokia.com/find-products/devices/nokia-c2-03/features#dualsim

Chic USB drive leads double life as personal vibrator

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Personal vibrator

Don't tell me about other kinds

Dunkin' Donuts waitress offers additional dunkin'

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Coat

Mandatory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggOa9aSG-Ow

... whenever Argos is mentioned

ISP-operated servers alter search results, researchers claim

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Boffin

Not always intentional

The research paper discusses "compromised" DNS servers and compromised client machines as the causes. When caused by the ISP's DNS server the activity is also not necessarily intentional.

"... If the LDNSes are compromised because they run the same vulnerable version of DNS software, then the cloud provider can notify the ISP about the problem. Or if the ISP is voluntarily involved in inflight modifications, then appropriate actions, including legal".

What's missing is an analysis of the servers that the traffic is being redirected to, or what's being inserted into the pages.

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They name names

Click on the link.

Linus Torvalds dubs GNOME 3 'unholy mess'

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Mushroom

"You don't see microsoft or apple doing that"

MS Office post version 2003? I HATE the ribbon UI with a passion. Die Die Die!

I used to be good with Office products. Now I avoid them like the plague, and use LibreOffice whenever I can.

A nuke because it's the only way to be sure.

DIY aerial drone monitors Wi-Fi, GSM networks

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FAIL

Many assumptions there, Jimbo

For one, the "500 components" are software, not hardware components.

Secondly, it's not meant to fly 5 hours. That's how long the computer equipped with the GPU will take to crack the encryption based on captured data. The plane flies about half an hour (follow the link in the article and read).

Thirdly, it's a UAV not an RC model. Read that again. No radio control. "GPS too much complexity and weight" Ummm. 5 seconds on Google will tell you that's exactly what ArduPilot uses.

Glad you got all that off your chest, though.

Major overhaul makes OS X Lion king of security

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SEL?

Echoing earlier Ubuntu comments. RHEL has had excellent SELinux support for several iterations. Look up Mandatory Access Control.

Sony pains pre-owned game punters with PSN Pass

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"Accelerate our commitment"

How does one accelerate commitment? Where's their commitment now if it needs more velocity?

Pacific rare-earth discovery: Actually just gigatonnes of dirt

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Mining landfills

This sort of stuff is considered, but sorting and recycling household waste is a commie plot that threatens our freedom.

Blighty gets gold-dispensing ATM

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Like stocks during the dotcom bust

When ordinary Joes like myself start dabbling in the stock market, you know the bubble is about to burst. A principle that can be extended to gold.

Drunken bust-up woman sprays cops with breast milk

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How USSR

"report to the probation department for a mental-health assessment"

Uncle Stalin would approve.

Nokia unveils Contractual Obligation Meego Phone

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Boffin

@tmTM

I still don't understand the fixation with clock speed. If then N9 can play back HD video (Matroska FTW), the UI is smooth and multitasking works nicely (many Ifs there), then what do you need more megaherz or cores for?

This coming from a gamer who's jumped off the annual PC update hamster wheel. The games I play look nice as it is ...

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I'll want one

Even if it's not 100% polished, it's a true Linux phone and buying one is a nice way of flipping the bird to Mr. Elop.

http://www.developer.nokia.com/Devices/Device_specifications/N9-00/

Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

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@flybert

What about the assertion that warming leading to ice caps melting and higher sea levels?

Regarding historical proof of CO2: Has there ever been a release of CO2 that compares in scale with what humans have done over the last decades? If there hasn't, it's pretty obvious why we don't have historical proof...

Nokia and Apple bury patent beef

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Boffin

@Ian Davies

Citation please

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LOL

I wondered how the fanbois would respond.

Or else you're an awesome troll.

The New C++: Lay down your guns, knives, and clubs

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@Christopher key

Perhaps the answer is not being verbose. I offer Python as a good example.

As a Perl fan the indentation put me off, but I had to use it in my work. I've since ditched Perl. On the rare occasions when I have to write JavaScript the braces and parentheses look very cluttered.

Tux because penguins and snakes go together well.

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Mushroom

Nerd testosterone alert

The AC probably had an issue with your implication that:

- other than close-to-hardware programming is not "real work"

- using a HLL makes you a sheep

Both of which rubbed the AC the wrong way, who's obviously proud of his own "real work" that involves using a compiler. I don't think he disagreed with your choice of tools, so he wasn't trying to offer a rebuttal.

Just calm down and get back to your workstations. The managers want that code yesterday.

Nokia CTO replaced by Professor of Karma

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Meh

@alalamein: I could be wrong

But when he was in charge Nokia sorted out the Qt.Symbian vs. Qt.MeeGoAemo (yes I just invented that) UI disaster and finally got their cross platform development story straight. Then came the Announcement.

Apple pilfers rips off student's rejected iPhone app

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Angel

Copyright

Copyright protects the code from being copied, not an idea, look or functionality. If he'd trademarked his icon he'd have a very strong case.

1000 day wait for Sarah Palin emails nearly over

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Paris Hilton

ROFL

So your current president is an islamic puppet whose entire history from birth to present is faked, including all academic achievements and working life records.

The KGB and Martians must be green with envy. Well, perhaps Martians go another color when envious.

Paris because she's an "under cover" Soviet Martian agent.

Oracle cranks Red Hat Linux clone to 6.1

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Linux

It's amazing

how "open" CLOSED software is becoming

http://www.microsoft.com/opensource/

http://www.oracle.com/us/opensource/

http://www.ibm.com/opensource

http://www.apple.com/opensource/

http://code.google.com/opensource/

http://opensource.nokia.com

http://h71028.www7.hp.com/enterprise/cache/599999-0-0-0-121.html (LOL @ crappy HP websites)

... or actually open in some cases. Yeah you wouldn't have guessed in 1995.

Souped-up Coraid aims to change its spots

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To a layman maybe

Only if you've never had to deal with SANs that use FC or iSCSI.

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re. protocols

"But it may be that the reason that the iSCSI and FC protocols are so detailed is that they do a whole lot more and the resulting network connectivity is more reliable and robust"

In AoE the reliability and robustness is handled in L2, i.e. the switches, which is the whole point.

@Igorevna:

It's not enough that AoE is cheaper and faster than traditional SANs? If you need the complex features of FC, go ahead and use FCoE. A typical HA cluster doesn't require any of that. I've only dealt with setting up FC in a one scenario but that was enough for me to see the merits of AoE.

Wake up, Linux hippies: No one 'morally obligated' to give back

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@Ken Hagan

That's exactly what I was trying to express, hence the use of quotation marks on the word.

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Reputation

The author says Amazon won't contribute until it's in its interest. Reputation and good standing are major reasons why people and companies contribute to open source projects. Good natured prodding can use reputation as leverage and result in contributions. I don't see anything wrong with that, as long as it's not (as the author correctly points out) framed in some wonky ideology or done with a holier than thou attitude.

It's true some open source advocates misunderstand. "Parasites" are part of the deal and are also good for open source. The quality and utility of the product is the only value in open source. If there are "parasites" that don't contribute code, documentation, bug reports, money or anything else back to the project, they are a proof of its quality and serve as an advertisement to the project and open source in general. It's win-win!

IPO finally begins peer review pilot to test patent applications

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Just add a "bug bounty"

Pay a nominal sum for the first person to point a flaw in the application, say £25 or so, and make it open to a wider set of reviewers.

Pentagon: Hack attacks can be act of war

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Mushroom

I dont think it's "even though"

It's more like "because". Things go badly -> start a war. Going to war is the USA's answer to problems, whether they are internal or external.

Ten... DAB kitchen radios

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Pint

Not DAB

We don't do DAB around here. I got a Logitech Squeezebox Radio for this purpose, and it fits the bill nicely.

New Mac scareware variant installs without password

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Jobs Horns

Circle the wagons

Apple will use this to tighten their grip on the OSX platform and raise the garden walls. Can you say application store?

Nokia caters for kings with golden smartphone

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@BristolBachelor

Pull up your pants, your paternalistic attitudes are showing. Who are you to decide what they spend their money on in the poorer countries, don't you think they are able to prioritize their spending?

Mobile phones are extremely popular in developing countries, and assist in not just personal communication but in development itself via mobile banking, information services etc.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6339671.stm

http://www.conversationsforabetterworld.com/2010/05/the-importance-of-the-mobile-phone-to-developing-countries/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/23/mobile-phones-key-to-deve_n_190809.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35539966/ns/technology_and_science-wireless/t/cell-phone-use-surging-developing-countries/

etc.

This should also give you some perspective when you doom Nokia saying Apple has them beat. How many trendy iPhones are you going to see among the world's poorer people?

Microsoft squeezes out Windows Phone Mango details

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Well

What would the Reg write about if they couldn't report on tech industry failures? :)

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Jobs Halo

Sir, please enlighten

What's the "should be reported" threshold? At ~7% of market share (Mac OS X)?

Journalists should avoid up and coming players and future trends, and only report on the current big players. Yeah, sounds like a good plan.

Yanks officially recognise the word 'boffin'

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Well done

The Reg and all you working there deserve the recognition.

Brit expats aghast as Denmark bans Marmite

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Shoe on other foot

It's all "yay" when the UK does a one-up on the EU but all "boo" when another country does it?